Zongman: My five senses are connected with the proud daughter of the world

Seven tentacles covered in iridescent slime spilled out of the gap, three of them wrapped around the swivel chair, and four were using suction cups to flip through the girl's copy of No Longer Human on the table, inserting a note written in Hermetic on page 37 of the sixth edition.

When the doorknob turned again, all the changes quickly concluded like a videotape played in reverse.

The crack retreated back into the wall clock, and the document's word count reverted to 48321 when it was saved. The talisman at the bottom of the lucky cat's paw decomposed into twenty-seven grains of normal dust, and the window that had opened on its own closed silently.

Yawning, Kasumigaoka Utaha walked into the bedroom, glanced at the computer screen, and sat down on the swivel chair as if possessed by a magic spell, and began typing on the keyboard with both hands.

"Legend has it that at the 444th foundation of the Tokyo Bay Undersea Tunnel, on every new moon night, a being in yellow robes can be seen offering three grams of antimatter to the void. Its song can make fish grow human teeth, but the Environmental Protection Agency never cares about such trivial matters—"

"Wait! I'm writing something weird!"

Shivering suddenly, Kasumigaoka Utaha shook her head violently and quickly deleted the strange words she had written inexplicably.

"...I must be hallucinating from staying up all night. Go to sleep!"

The girl turned off the computer without noticing anything, went to bed, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

It was also in the next second that the first batch of trans-time and space probes arrived at the edge of the solar system, rushed to their respective matrix positions, and began to monitor everything in the solar system space in all directions.

...It seems that everything is as usual?

Chapter 15: Isn’t it just being seen naked? Three-minute battle shower!

When we returned to Earth, it was almost dawn.

In the bedroom, Jiang Lianqiu turned off the desk lamp and was about to take a nap when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his lower abdomen.

Not long after, Jiang Lianqiu suddenly woke up from his sleep, and a warm feeling of falling climbed up his spine to the back of his neck.

When he felt some of his muscles contracting unnaturally for the third time, he sat up suddenly.

"No, don't look!"

The girl's crying scream suddenly pierced her mind.

"I finally waited until you were about to fall asleep!"

The carved beams in the style of a fairy boat strangely appeared in front of Jiang Lianqiu's eyes, and his perspective was moving at high speed - Su Chang ran wildly in the corridor with her legs clamped together, and the hem of her apricot dress was lifted into a dangerous arc by the night wind.

"This is……"

He looked down at his pajamas which were in perfect condition, but he could clearly feel warm water flowing over his thighs.

Jiang Lianqiu: “???????”

The tightness coming from Su Shang made his toes curl up unconsciously, as if an invisible hand was kneading his lower abdomen.

Jiang Lianqiu's mouth grew bigger and bigger, and his pupils trembled.

Until the moment Su Chang fell onto the jade toilet, Jiang Lianqiu's body trembled like an electric current.

The rustling sound of the silk fabric rubbing against each other became more apparent on the side of his thigh, but Jiang Lianqiu didn't have time to sigh that even the material of the girl's panties was extremely high-quality, because the girl's tight grip on the hem of her skirt was simultaneously acting on his knee.

"Please...close your eyes for five minutes..."

A trembling plea was heard along with the rustling sound of a skirt being untied. Jiang Lianqiu suddenly covered his mouth - his tongue tasted salty and bitter, which was the blood that oozed out from Su Chang's bitten lips.

"I think you should close your eyes. As long as you keep your eyes open, I can see everything..."

"Yes, yes, yes! I closed my eyes!"

Su Shang seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw and closed her eyes tightly.

however--

Girl, you may not be able to see it, but you can feel it 100%.

This completely different experience from his previous ones was madly stimulating his nerve endings, causing Jiang Lianqiu to shudder violently.

"Tsk, I thought about that too..."

Is this feeling contagious?

"Think? What? Wait! Could it be—No no no no no! !"

After a brief moment of confusion, Su Shang came to her senses and screamed.

"...You can't make me hold it in forever, that's inhumane."

"But...but..."

"Also, if my feeling is correct, you actually didn't hold back and have already--"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

"I just want to say, wouldn't you choose to take a shower afterward?"

Su Shang: "????"

Su Shang, who was sitting on the jade toilet, realized belatedly that the situation of all five senses being connected around the clock seemed to bring about an experience that was far worse and more shameful than she had imagined.

The little fool who usually had an empty head suddenly had a surprisingly bright brain at this moment. He immediately thought of countless strange images, and his eyes were full of thoughts.

"Don't feel dizzy! If you feel dizzy, I'll feel dizzy too!"

"Gu..."

A cry of grief escaped from Su Chang's lips and teeth, and tears welled up in the corners of her eyes.

"Mother, Shang Shang can't get married..."

……Dividing line……

Time passed by unknowingly, half an hour later.

Su Shang stood in front of the bathroom door with empty eyes.

"Aren't you going to sleep yet?"

『…ZZZZZZ』

"Stop pretending to be asleep! I can feel what's going on over there. You're not asleep!"

"Sometimes, white lies can only make things more awkward when they're exposed. I can't blame you for not wanting to sleep. You've been brainstorming non-stop, and it's been so noisy I can't sleep at all."

Su Shang was speechless. She knew that she was not to blame for Jiang Lianqiu's insomnia, but herself.

"But...it's almost time for me to go out on duty. I can't just leave like this, right?"

Su Shang lowered her eyes and glanced down. Although her skirt covered her thighs, she could not hide the uncomfortable feeling on her thighs.

Because she couldn't hold it back before, she needed to take a shower and change clothes.

"Perhaps you can think about the problem from a different angle."

"?"

"Do you remember how I was when our five senses first connected?"

Su Shang: "——!!!"

The image of a male body as perfect as the statue of David, adjusted by robotic technology, flashed through Su Shang's mind.

"Gulu..."

The girl swallowed unconsciously.

"Can't you see you're still a little slut?"

"Nonsense!" Su Chang slapped her hot cheeks and shook her head in denial, "I, I, I, I was just scared!"

"Okay, but at least you've seen me naked once before."

"I'm sorry." Su Shang apologized dizzily.

"? 』

Jiang Lianqiu almost couldn't hold back his laughter. This silly girl really lived up to the description of "her eyes revealing clear stupidity".

"Alright, I'm going to ask Befa if there's any way I can fall asleep immediately—but let me be clear, given my condition, ordinary sleeping pills theoretically won't work."

Seeing that Jiang Lianqiu was understanding, Su Shang bit her lips, her eyes revealing an intense struggle.

Seeing that time was getting shorter and shorter, she finally stamped her feet in despair, her face flushed, and said angrily, "No need! Anyway...anyway, I've already let you see and feel that kind of thing, so the rest doesn't matter."

Su Chang's tone was already tearful, and her grievance was mixed with a strong sense of shame.

Jiang Lianqiu: “?”

Before he could say anything, he "saw" Su Shang's fingertips resting on the carved wooden door for half a second, and suddenly she slammed the bathroom door open with a "bang" like a cloud cavalry charge.

"Today, I will prove the heroism of the children of the Immortal Boat!"

As she shouted these words with full energy, her action of throwing her hairband onto the glass mirror was quite heroic, but unfortunately, the way she stumbled over the threshold was not very convincing.

Jiang Lianqiu's head sank into the pillow and his eyes twitched - he could now clearly feel the dull pain of the girl's knee hitting the door frame.

"Is this your way of proving your heroism?" He sighed towards the ceiling.

"Shut up!"

She said to shut up, but Su Shang got stuck at the first step in unbuttoning her belt.

The usually smooth process of undressing became clumsy at this moment because he realized that everything he saw could also be seen by the other party.

The apricot-colored coat was hanging on her elbows and was about to fall off. Finally, she simply closed her eyes and jumped on the spot a few times, and the tangled belt ended up wrapping around her ankles.

"Boom!"

Jiang Lianqiu covered his butt which suddenly felt dull and painful: "You can fall forward and backward twice just to take off your clothes?"

"This is all your fault!"

Su Shang simply sat on the floor and kicked her legs, looking like a sparrow with its feathers standing on end.

"I used to be able to change clothes with my eyes closed! An excellent Cloud Cavalry soldier can be fully armed in under a minute even if they hear an emergency order while sleeping!"

"Three-minute battle bath! I'm the record holder!"

Chapter 16: The Stars to be Desecrated

Su Shang's voice was trembling as she clenched her fist to cheer herself up. She quickly took off all her clothes and fumbled for the carved copper shower switch with her eyes closed. Her fingertips were shaking as if she was possessed by Sui Yang.

Click——

"Crash..."

Jiang Lianqiu suddenly felt alert as he lay in the pillow pile. His head and shoulders felt like they were being burned by a branding iron. "Idiot! Adjust the water temperature first!"

"Wow, it's hot! Is the hot water system on the immortal boat broken?!"

Su Chang frantically slapped the mechanism, and when the mixed cold water pipe finally made a gurgling sound, Jiang Lianqiu suddenly pulled the air-conditioning quilt over himself.

"It's too cold now! At least turn it to warm water!"

"Stop nagging! I'm adjusting!"

In the mist, Su Shang closed her eyes and touched the porcelain jar containing the petals of the Qiongshi tree, but poured the entire jar of bath cream on her head.

The moment the sweet osmanthus fragrance exploded, two smells rushed into Jiang Lianqiu's nostrils at the same time - the lavender aroma from his own bedroom, and the scent of honey flowing through the girl's hair.

"A-choo!" "A-choo!"

The two of them sneezed at the same time with a trembling sound. Su Chang's feet slipped, and Jiang Lianqiu raised his hand to rub his butt with a grin.

"It hurts, it hurts... Why is taking a bath more tiring than practicing swordplay?!"

Su Shang was sitting on the ground with foam all over her body and a sad face.

Jiang Lianqiu buried his face in the goose down pillow and laughed: "Who told you to close your eyes..."

"Don't say that!"