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Although we know this is just a formality, and none of us dare to offend you, the General Affairs Secretary, you should at least put on an act!

In the end, the examiner reacted quickly and led the applause:

"Excellent! Lord Chu Ze's answer demonstrates an astonishing ability for multi-dimensional reasoning!"

"It not only breaks free from the traditional binary moral framework, using postmodern deconstructionist techniques to transform disaster scenes into artistic performances; it also profoundly critiques the bystander effect in modern society, creatively integrating existentialist philosophy into crisis response!"

"This talent for elevating emergency decision-making to a philosophical level is exactly the disruptive and innovative talent that Tabushi is seeking! On behalf of the examination panel, I would like to express my sincere respect for your outstanding talent!"

The other two interviewers also quickly joined in the applause.

The small room erupted in thunderous applause.

Chu Ze was a little embarrassed by the praise, and at the same time, he gave Silver Wolf a thumbs up in his heart.

As my good comrade-in-arms said, the answer really does have to be eye-catching and unique.

"Next is the second question."

The interviewer picked up the document again: "If you only prepared five glasses of water, but a hundred leaders showed up, what would you do?"

Chu Ze smiled faintly: "I'll slap each of them once, and when I get tired, I'll just take a sip of water."

The interviewer's lips twitched slightly:

"Next problem. Your neighbor is forcing you to shut down your legitimate Wi-Fi network to prevent radiation from affecting her baby, citing her pregnancy."

"And her attitude was extremely arrogant; she even threatened to cause trouble at your workplace. What would you do?"

Chu Ze flexed his muscles:

"I will immediately rename my home Wi-Fi to: The Sixth Generation Radiation-Penetrating Abortion King".

"If she comes to cause trouble, then beat her up too."

The interviewer took a deep breath:

If your boss asked you to find a needle in a haystack, what would you do?

Chu Ze grinned:

"I'll kick this idiot leader into the sea and let the cool seawater wash his brain."

"........."

As the interview progressed...

Chu Ze's answers seemed to have found the knack, and he became more and more adept at them.

Until the end of the interview and all questions have been answered.

The examiner stood up, tears welling in his eyes, and grasped Chu Ze's hand tightly:

"Your answer has completely restructured the paradigm of modern management! The seemingly absurd answer contains your original view that 'effective decision-makers never solve the wrong problems,' which perfectly summarizes the essence of Luofu Xianzhou's new era cadres!"

"I finally understand why you are our leader; it's because you have so much theory and spirit that we can learn from you. After get off work, I will summarize this interview experience to fully grasp your teachings and lay a solid foundation for my future work!"

Chu Ze beamed with delight at the flattery:

"Oh, you flatter me."

"People say that honest advice is hard to hear, but to me, honest advice is actually quite pleasant to hear!"

"Young man, you did a good job. I'll remember you. In the future, when we have joint missions with the Tianbo Company, I'll give you priority consideration."

The examiner was excited:

"Thank you for your guidance, Lord Chu Ze! I will never forget the source of my blessings, no matter where I go!"

"Ah, very good!"

Chu Ze nodded in satisfaction.

At the same time, he secretly memorized this guy's speaking patterns.

As the saying goes, flattery never wears out.

These high-EQ communication skills will likely be useful in his future development.

So it seems I need to find a way to learn these skills...

Chapter 18 What? How did you know I'd been officially promoted?

The second half of the exam wasn't as fun.

The assessment content has strict requirements, and Fu Xuan himself personally supervises the examination.

Even if others wanted to flatter Chu Ze, they certainly wouldn't be able to do so in front of Fu Xuan.

Fortunately, Chu Ze was already quite capable.

His professional skills have improved rapidly through these days of learning and practice.

Ultimately, he successfully passed the test set by Fu Xuan and officially became the general affairs secretary recognized by all members of the Taibu Si.

"In that case, you will be qualified to truly take over the work of a secretary."

Fu Xuan, leading Chu Ze, opened the door to the secretary's office, which had been closed for a long time:

"This is where the former secretary used to work. However, she chose to degenerate, defected from the Immortal Ship, and became a plague-ridden monster."

"Now that you're here, this room is yours."

Chu Ze felt somewhat ashamed upon hearing this:

"Another defector? Our Immortal Ship is almost as bad as the Black Clothes Distillery, there are traitors everywhere."

"...Although I don't understand what you're saying, mocking Xianzhou will get you a reprimand."

Fu Xuan glanced at him, then added:

"Once you become a full-fledged secretary, you can give orders in the office and handle important documents on my behalf."

"Furthermore, according to personnel regulations, you can also call upon no more than five secretaries or assistants to help you with some work."

Secretary/assistant.

Chu Ze thought about it and actually came up with a suitable candidate:

"Then let's transfer Qingque over. It'll be perfect for exploiting... ah, no, it'll also make communication easier."

Fu Xuan looked at him helplessly:

"You were trying to say exploitation, weren't you? You definitely meant exploitation, weren't you?"

"But this is good, I have long valued Qingque and wanted to entrust her with important responsibilities."

"Letting her be tempered by you and settle down early is not a bad choice."

In just a few words.

The fate of the bluebird was thus decided.

With Fu Xuan's transfer order, Qing Que's position was officially changed from treasurer to assistant secretary.

She herself didn't feel anything was wrong, and was even a little happy, after all, her salary and benefits had increased after the transfer.

And so, in this joyous atmosphere, the Secretariat of the Taibu, under the supervision of Chu Ze, officially began operations.

……

……

"Meeting!"

Inside the secretary's office.

Chu Ze, dressed in uniform, sat upright in the center, with a dignified appearance and imposing demeanor.

As he shouted with great force, his assistant Qingque stepped forward and knelt on one knee:

"Long live the secretary! Long live the secretary!"

"I love you!"

Chu Ze shook his head:

"Today, Assistant Qingque is loyal and diligent, and is hereby specially promoted to the rank of Grand General of the Army, Navy and Air Force of the Secretariat, to jointly govern the Imperial Apothecary with me!"

"Furthermore, you are granted special privileges: you may enter a room without bowing, you may sing praises without using your name, you may wear a sword and shoes in the palace, you may be granted the yellow battle-axe, you may be bestowed with the Nine Bestowments, and you may wear a crown with twelve tassels, remotely assuming the position of Grand President of the Ming Dynasty!"

Qingque was overjoyed and immediately bowed down in reverence:

"Thank you, Secretary... Oh no, thank you, Your Majesty!"

Fu Xuan, who had just entered to inspect the place, immediately lost his composure:

"You two seem to be having a lot of fun, even starting to role-play?"

Chu Ze immediately reached out his hand:

"Hey, who are you, you rat, daring to barge into the secretary's office?"

"Guards, bring out the guillotine!"

Fu Xuan didn't hold back and immediately unleashed a magic seal, flipping Chu Ze's table over:

"You should keep this guillotine for yourself."

"Are you guys so free that you don't do any work at all?"

Chu Ze pointed to the bare filing cabinet:

"Isn't it because we have nothing to do?"

Fu Xuan reminded him:

"In this spare time, why not learn how to work online?"

"Of the three conditions I gave you back then, there's still one that hasn't been fulfilled. I don't plan to let you leave the Immortal Ship until you've mastered online work."

"Hmm? What are the conditions?" Qingque asked curiously as she came over to join in the fun.

As a result, Chu Ze and Fu Xuan looked at her simultaneously, both revealing expressions of pity.

Qingque panicked immediately:

"Hey? Why are you looking at me like that? Is something bad going to happen?"

She was unaware that she had been betrayed by Chu Ze and Fu Xuan.

After Chu Ze took leave, she took over all the work of the Taibu Si's secretariat.

"Well, let's get back to the topic."

Fu Xuan coughed lightly and took the initiative to change the subject.

She took a file folder from her sleeve and placed it in front of Chu Ze:

"Here is a document. Please open it and take a closer look."

"Oh? Is it a marriage application?" Chu Ze solemnly took the document: "No need to look at it, I agree immediately. When are we going to get our marriage certificate?"

"Dream on!"

Fu Xuan raised her white-silk-clad leg and stomped hard on Chu Ze's instep.

Instead, Chu Ze looked completely satisfied, his voice pleasant: "Thank you for the treat..."

"???"

Something's wrong with you!

Considering that Qingque was an outsider, Fu Xuan took a deep breath and ultimately refrained from continuing his outburst.

"This is a summary of the basic duties of a secretary. You can take a look when you have time."

"By the way, a meeting of the general affairs secretaries of the six departments will be held at the Shence Mansion tomorrow. All attendees will be secretaries and their assistants from each department."

"You, the new secretary of the Apostolic Bureau, will also be going, so remember to prepare in advance. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me."

Chu Ze gave an OK sign:

"Don't worry, I'll go to your house tonight and give you a good interrogation. I guarantee you won't embarrass us, the Taibusi."

"very good."