Fighting you is like being in jail.

Leng Chang: Isn't this great? Maybe the world is already at peace, and we can just slack off. I genuinely consider saving the world my job, and I slack off whenever I have free time.

Celia: You call this a savior?

Hachiman: Saviors are always ready, but yours is just a typical corporate slave mentality.

Kazuma Sato: It's not a matter where you work, right? Hey!

Leng Chang: Everything I have now is the result of my own hard work! (Activate!) Draw a card! Add points! Ding!

Homura Akemi: ……

Ding!

Welcome Rem to the chat group.

Welcome Kurumi to the chat group.

Leng Chang: What?!?

Rem: Huh?! What's this?

Yukari Yakumo: A newcomer, amazing.

Homura Akemi: It's been a long time since I've seen a newcomer.

Rem: Who are you people, and what is your purpose?

Madoka Kaname: Hello newbie, this is a chat group that connects the world.

Homura Akemi: Rem? Who is she?

Hiratsuka Shizuka: I think so.

Rem: What are you talking about!

Kurumi: Oh my, this is really interesting.

Yukari Yakumo: I feel like your character overlaps with mine.

Leng Chang: Oh! It's San San! That invincible woman!

Shikame Maroka:?

Kurumi: Kurumi? Me? Invincible?

Rem: So what exactly is your purpose?!

Madoka Kaname: Ahem! Wait a minute! Rem, stop for a second, Kurumi, stop for a second too... Let me send you a message about the situation on your end.

Ding!

Madoka Kaname uploaded "Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World-" and "Date A Live".

Madoka Kaname: Rem is from another world, Kurumi is a date.

Kurumi: Hmm?

Rem: Suspicious.

Madoka Kaname: You'll understand what's going on once you see this.

Kurumi: What will happen if I don't watch you?

Madoka Kaname: This...

Leng Chang: Don't look at this! It's no good! Hehehehehe!

Kazuma Sato: Newbie, don't look, run! Hehehehehe!

Kitahara Iori: First of all, let me state that: 1. We did not ask you to watch; 2. We do not need you to watch; 3. Hehehehe!

Kurumi: ?

Black and White Hill: Whether you look at it or not is none of our business, hehehehe!

Hikigaya: Jie Jie?

Hiratsuka Shizuka: You're not suited to hanging out with them, Hikigaya.

Hachiman: Indeed.

Celia: So you watched it?

Kurumi: I definitely won't watch this if you guys do it like this.

Leng Chang: I didn't see it, it's a funny JPG.

Kitahara Iori: Didn't see it clearly, funny JPG.

Kazuma Sato: Oh ho ho, funny JPG.

Kurumi: ...

Homura Akemi: I think you should ignore them. They're just bored and trying to pique your curiosity so they'll make you watch.

Bucciarati: Just follow your heart, newbie.

Madoka Kaname: Trust me! Trust me as much as I trust you!

Kurumi: You've said everything—good, bad, neutral… What am I supposed to say?

Yukari Yakumo: Just smile.

Kurumi: ...

Rem: How is that possible? How could someone do something like that?

Madoka Kaname: Did Remum watch it?

Leng Chang: Ugh! Reduplicated words, disgusting!

Madoka Kaname: Damn it, I'm always so cold!

Homura Akemi: Sigh...

Kurumi: Is this normal?

Homura Akemi: You'll get used to it.

Rem: I saw it, so what exactly is in here?

Madoka Kaname: This is roughly the situation in the future, but from the perspective of the world's protagonist.

Rem: Is this for real?

Leng Chang: Fake.

Madoka Kaname: Really.

Rem: ...

Madoka Kaname: You're so cold! This guy is a bad person, don't believe him.

Homura Akemi: You can decide for yourself whether it's true or not. Since you've joined the chat group, you're partners. Leave anything you can't handle to us.

Rem: I see, thank you.

Kurumi: Oh my, it seems the other one has already seen it?

Leng Chang: I will absolutely not tell you that Reemum is a plant we hired, hehehehe!

Black and White Hill: Didn't you just say it out loud? Idiot! Hehehehe!

Leng Chang: Oh no! *Cover mouth* Hehehehe!

Kurumi: ...

Could you guys be any more fake?

Madoka Kaname: So, Rem, what incident happened on your end?

Rem: I haven't met Subaru yet, but I'm going to the royal capital soon.

Madoka Kaname: It's only just begun...

Leng Chang: In that case, I'm curious how you feel about Subaru Natsuki now.

Rem: I can't really explain it. Knowing it's a bit hard to accept. It feels like it's not me, and maybe he doesn't even like me?

Kitahara Iori: Oh no! We're doomed!

Madoka Kaname: What?! ?! I did something irreversible! It's all your fault, Ren! I'm going to punch you!

Leng Chang:?

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Since things have come to this, let's eat first.

Hachiman: So, anyone who comes in will always be sprinting at an incredible angle on their future trajectory...

Leng Chang: No way! Look at Lao Ba, he's running at full speed from an angle that would be unbelievable even if he didn't come in.

Yukari Yakumo: Caw! NO—! Don't remind me of that horrible thing! I... I can't breathe!

Kurumi: Can you guys talk to me first? Is it really okay for you to chat like this without any regard for each other?

Leng Chang: Have you seen it?

Kurumi: I haven't watched it.

Leng Chang: Get out!

Kurumi: ...

Kitahara Iori: You think you can talk to us without even looking? Let's start over!

Madoka Kaname: Ignore them, they're not smart!

Kurumi: I see...

Rem: What would happen if I were to experience a death rewind right now?

Homura Akemi: It shouldn't be affected, right? Chang, what do you think?

Leng Chang: I don't know. But it's highly likely that it won't be affected.

Rem: Are you that unsure?

Leng Chang: Pretty much. You have to understand that we are all outsiders to the rules.

Madoka Kaname: How about we ask in the chat group?

Rem: ?

Leng Chang: No, please. This is the only thing I really don't want to do. I don't want my good mood to turn sour.

Yukari Yakumo: I've been curious for a while now, why is Leng Chang so reluctant to ask about chat groups?

Shikame Madoka: Ah this...

Homura Akemi: That's a sad story.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: As a viewer, I couldn't hold back either.

Hachiman: What's going on? Is it that scary?

Kurumi: This? @Chat Group.

Kurumi: Huh? Wasn't it nothing?

Kitahara Iori: It seems it doesn't care about anyone except Leng Chang and Kyubey.

Kurumi: That's amazing?

Black and White Hill: Pretty much, @Chat Group.

Chat group: Get lost!

Kurumi: ?

Black and White Hill: Look.

Rem: How rude? Rem looks confused.

Kazuma Sato: You wouldn't believe it, but this is already a very polite answer.

Yukari Yakumo: Huh? Is this considered polite?

Kaname Madoka: Cold Chang, come and perform for the newcomers!