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Leng Chang: This guy was beaten to death by me for an hour and he wouldn't say a word. - He was biting on a strip of cloth and whimpering! Damn it, then his system self-destructed!! Self-destructed! I wasn't even ready! Bang! Gone! When he woke up, he was so stupid, he didn't remember anything.

Madoka Kaname: Huh? Speechless.JPG

Goto Ichiri: Wait, something's not right?

Kitahara Iori: What a tough guy! He didn't say a word even after being beaten to the point of system self-destruction! He's a strongman! (Nods.JPG)

Shizuka Hiratsuka:...

Homura Akemi: Is there any possibility... that you've gagged him so he can't say anything?

Leng Chang: Hmm? Hiss—! Impossible! That can't be!

Homura Akemi: I can feel your panic even in the chat group.

Madoka Kaname: Um...did you ask that when you tortured him, Leng Chang?

Leng Chang: ...

Madoka Kaname: You didn't even ask, did you? Her eyes gradually sharpened.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: No, it shouldn't be called "doing it"...

Kitahara Iori: Let me summarize - so you mean Leng Chang gagged him, and also - relentlessly beat him until his system self-destructed?

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Hiss!

Madoka Kaname: Hiss

Homura Akemi: Hiss

Black and White Hill: Hiss

Leng Chang: ...

Kitahara Iori: Oh my god! How painful must it be to be beaten to self-destruct by you?! My God! I can't even imagine what kind of hell that was! How desperate must the system have been at that moment!

Madoka Kaname: Cold... I know you're saving the world, but... next time... let's not be so cruel, okay?

Leng Chang: ...

Homura Akemi: Tsk tsk tsk, as expected of you.

Goto Ichiri: How...how cruel! Ugh—

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Young man... sometimes you shouldn't be so ruthless.

Leng Chang: All I, COMMONCOLD, have is a very simple, singular principle—only one! One victory, then domination! That's all... As for the process and methods... they are not important.

Homura Akemi: You've broken the pot, haven't you?

Leng Chang: Mind your own business!

Madoka Kaname: Ahem! No matter how cold it is, please don't say it's cold.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Her hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.JPG

Kitahara Iori: Terrifying! Terrifying!

Leng Chang: Let's not talk about this.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Today, I still don't understand why I'm targeting Yukino.

Madoka Kaname: So cool! Let's go buy a house! Staying in hotels every day isn't a good idea; it never feels as comfortable as home.

Homura Akemi: Yes, I always feel uncomfortable.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Hmm? You don't have a place to stay? I have one.

Baiji:

Madoka Kaname: How could we trouble you? We can buy it ourselves.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Buy? House prices are quite high these days. How much are you planning to spend?

Leng Chang: We're not short of money! My workshop has reopened! Hehehehe

Madoka Kaname: Ah... (scratching her head)

Hiratsuka Shizuka: A workshop? What does it do?

Kitahara Iori: Counterfeiting.

Shizuka Hiratsuka:??????

Goto Ichiri: We're doomed! Please don't call the police and arrest us!

Leng Chang: What?! You're actually going to call the police?! Then I can't let you live!

Hiratsuka Shizuka: No?! Wait! Something's not right!

Madoka Kaname: Don't say it! What if you scare Shizuka-sensei?!

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Wait, I'm a little confused. Leng Chang, Xiao Yuan, are you gods?

Leng Chang: Hmm.

Madoka Kaname: Yeah.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: So? You two gods are counterfeiting money?

Madoka Kaname: I, I didn't... It was just Leng Changzai who made it up, hehehe.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: No! Why?

Leng Chang: What else could it be? No money, of course. (Picking nose.JPG)

Hiratsuka Shizuka: But you are a god!

Leng Chang: Don't gods need money? Can gods integrate into society and not spend money? Humans should respect the fact that gods enjoy society! Don't you understand?

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Huh? No, wait! Something's not right... but then again, nothing seems wrong... Born from my mother.JPG

Kitahara Iori: We can't possibly make us work, can we? How much money do we make working? We'd rather use that time to save the world.

Leng Chang: Working is out of the question. What era are we living in? Working to earn money? Look at me, I can make counterfeit money too! I can forge everything—the paper, the engraving, even the serial number—guaranteed to be more real than the real thing.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: How can a pirated copy be more authentic than the original?

Leng Chang: Don't I have it? Hehehehe!

Black and White Hill: Hehehe!

Leng Chang: Besides, you can't escape now! You'll only have to go along with us! It's no big deal! Name your price, and I'll give it to you right now.

Shizuka Hiratsuka:…

This doesn't resemble an organization dedicated to saving the world at all!

He is proficient in everything from lock picking and kidnapping to torture, cost estimation, and chainsaws.

None of them are normal; it's a complete black hole!

To be honest, Hiratsuka Shizuka is a little panicked right now, even more so than when Yukino Yukinoshita was almost attacked.

Chapter 85 Growing Bigger and Stronger, Creating New Glory!

Madoka Kaname: Buy a house!

Homura Akemi: Madoka, we can go by ourselves.

Madoka Kaname: But if we buy them all, we might not be able to take care of everyone. Let's invite everyone to come together.

Homura Akemi: Sigh

Leng Chang: Actually, you guys can just buy them. Afterwards, Iori and I will go buy the rest.

Kitahara Iori: I never imagined that I, a freshman in college, would be able to buy a house! I'm so touched! Yay!

Madoka Kaname: I want to live with everyone. Besides, there are too many empty rooms in a house if there are only two of us!

Kitahara Iori: Wait a minute? Something's not right with you!

Madoka Kaname: What's wrong?

Kitahara Iori: What do you mean by "a house with two people living in it is too empty"?

Madoka Kaname: Is there a problem? Aren't all houses like this?

Goto Ichiri:

Kitahara Iori: ......

Leng Chang: ...

Shizuka Hiraie: Is it possible that... not everyone can afford to live in a detached house or a villa?

Madoka Kaname: Huh?

Homura Akemi: Madoka, don't use the people around you as a reference. Many people simply can't afford the kind of house you're thinking of.

Leng Chang: Is this how rich women perceive things? It's terrifying!

Kitahara Iori: I remember Madoka's house also had cherry tomatoes in its garden?

Leng Chang: Hiss! Terrifying!

Kitahara Iori: Good heavens! Is this the world of rich women?!

Madoka Kaname: But my mom bought a house so easily... Really? My mom is that rich?

Kitahara Iori: Damn it! Madoka, don't you know? The fact that your dad can be a stay-at-home dad means your mom is incredibly rich! (Eating lemons.JPG)

Leng Chang: Stay-at-home dad...that's the dream of so many men!

Madoka Kaname: Hiss—! My mom's that strong?!

Shizuka Heike: At that level, they might be richer than me... I just drive a sports car.

Kitahara Iori: Holy crap! A sports car! You're rich too! Wait a minute, something's not right! Why do all the women in this group seem so wealthy? You're not rich either, are you?!

Leng Chang: Do I look like one? I even have to rent a place. Poverty has made me feel like I'm going to break down!

Madoka Kaname: If I rent a place... won't it be as comfortable as home? Why don't you live at home?

Leng Chang: ...

Xiaoyuan, you know how to finish off enemies! I'm about to use my Pain Mask!

Leng Chang: Xiao Yuan, don't ask the Warrior of Light such dark questions.

Madoka Kaname: Ah... Madoka scratches her head.JPG

Hiratsuka Shizuka: I can tell you're having a hard time.

Leng Chang: He lit a cigarette and started talking about the past.JPG

Homura Akemi: Sigh... Madoka's understanding is still at a child's stage. That's why I'm worried.

Madoka Kaname: No way! I just don't know! (awkward.JPG)

Leng Chang: In such a cruel world, only printing counterfeit money can give me a sliver of warmth. How despicable!

Madoka Kaname: Then... how about we buy a villa?

Leng Chang: You can choose. My heart is filled with grief right now, and I just want to find a place to be quiet. No, it seems a bit of a waste to let ghouls go to waste like this.

Kitahara Iori: What are you going to do?

Leng Chang: It's such a waste of talent for rats that live in the dark world all their lives not to be gangsters.

Kitahara Iori: Huh? (Stunned.JPG)

Shizuka Heike: Wait! What terrible thing are you going to do?

Leng Chang: I, Common Cold, have a dream! That is to become a gangster superstar!

Shizuka Heike: No... never mind, given the situation in Japan, one more yakuza wouldn't be a big deal. *facepalm*

Kitahara Iori: You're right...

Goto Ichiri: W-why did you all accept it so easily?! ? Hammerhead snake trembling.JPG

Homura Akemi: Is this world really this chaotic? (Homura asks in confusion.)