"Salmon, please."
Liu Zheng waved casually, his posture elegant.
It made even the hooves of cattle and horses itch.
However, the calico cat didn't seem to mind and excitedly pounced on it.
It looked at the mermaid from all sides and touched her, occasionally sticking out its tongue to lick her.
The mermaid trembled under the calico cat's tyranny, unable to resist, and tears streamed down her face as if they were free.
"I've checked the goods, meow. No problem, meow. It's definitely from the Mermaid Royal Family, meow. And it tastes pretty good too, meow."
The calico cat reluctantly got off the mermaid.
"What about a pure body?"
"I can't detect this, meow."
The calico cat spread its paws.
"I know how to do this, let me do it."
The cattle and horses eagerly gathered around.
"Wow, you're even going after the fish? That's so shameful!"
Liu Zheng said with disdain.
"You country bumpkin, what do you know? Mermaids are always in the top three of the black market's best escorts, they're super popular, okay?"
Cattle and horses are despised.
"Then who's number one?"
"The latest one is a white-haired fox-eared girl, but it is said that there is a shady deal behind it. The real number one is a human JK loli."
"The ox and horse said."
"You non-humans really know how to play tricks."
Liu Zheng sighed.
"Actually, you don't need to doubt it. Mermaid Tears is an ability that only mermaid priests with pure bodies can use."
"Since she can use the mermaid's tears, she must be a virgin."
Garcia spoke up.
"Okay, I believe you."
He nodded.
"Thank you, sir. Please accept this; it will provide guidance should you change your mind."
Garcia smiled and handed Liu Zheng a piece of leather cut into a circle.
Name: Token of the Madoka Cult
Type: Item
Quality: Excellent
"Effect: Presenting this item will prevent attacks from members of the Madoka Cult. Lighting it with a candle will produce unknown effects."
Note: Everything in the universe is interconnected, and all things are complete.
"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"
I knew that old bastard was up to no good.
Looking at the product description, Liu Zheng sneered inwardly.
If you burn this piece of skin, you might see that so-called Heavenly Father and Savior.
Well, it might not necessarily be a bad thing.
Liu Zheng seemed to understand something.
If he hears that so-called gospel again, he can summon the God of Round to come down and make them fight like dogs.
Why does he keep getting these kinds of items that lead to mutual destruction?
Liu Zheng felt the deep malice the world held towards him.
"No problem, no problem, go ahead and don't bother coming back."
He waved enthusiastically.
Garcia was not offended and left with his followers.
After the last believer left, the glowing circles around them immediately disappeared, and the scene returned to normal.
"Tch, in the end they didn't even fight. I thought you were going to unleash the dogs."
Niu Ma said regretfully.
"If you let the dog out, it will bite you first."
Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.
Don't you even look at your own muscular body? It's so delicious! Even a dog knows to eat the good stuff first.
Of course, it's also possible that it will bite into the salmon first.
After all, cats and dogs are always enemies.
"If you let it come, Grandpa Ox and Horse will sit on it and turn it into dog meat paste."
The ox and horse solemnly swore an oath.
Liu Zheng ignored its self-deceptive behavior and began to think of the Little Mermaid.
"Hey, the people from the Madoka Cult have left."
"Thank you so much for your help. You are such a kind person."
The Little Mermaid said excitedly.
Don't try that on me. Just keep your promise.
He said impatiently.
"Uh, okay."
The mermaid princess said with a hint of grievance.
A moment later, her chest shone brightly again.
"I have given my power to the Heart of the Ocean, please take it. And please wipe the wax off my body."
"The mermaid princess said."
"it is good."
Liu Zheng snatched the pendant away and then scraped her stomach.
The movements were so rough that the Little Mermaid couldn't help but let out a soft, angry sigh.
"Hey, you won't let me inspect the goods, so you're trying to take advantage of me, huh?"
The oxen and horses looked displeased upon hearing the noise.
"I only stole a few things."
Liu Zheng is shaking the Heart of the Ocean.
"Boss, this is mine now, right?"
"You think you can keep it all for yourself? No way!"
The oxen and horses grumbled.
"Hey, if it weren't for me, this deal would have been ruined."
"Bullshit, if it weren't for me, Garcia would have tied you up and made you a slave to God the moment he saw you."
Niu Ma sneered.
"Then I'll unleash the dogs."
"Bullshit! If I hadn't stopped you, you would have ended up like her, a dead fish."
The ox and horse pointed at the mermaid princess and said.
"That cow is so rude! It's the ugliest piece of smoked meat."
The Little Mermaid was furious and cursed in Liu Zheng's mind.
"Stop! All of you shut up, you're making me so confused."
Liu Zheng let out a howl, then pulled out a few banknotes from his pocket and stuffed them into the cows and horses' pockets.
"Is this okay?"
"That's pretty much it."
The oxen and horses were satisfied.
"This one is yours."
He then took out a few more bills and stuffed them into the calico cat's apron pocket.
"Huh, I have some too? Thank you so much, meow. Now I can buy dried fish again, meow."
The calico cat was also very happy.
A bunch of bastards, even more greedy for money than humans.
Liu Zheng cursed under his breath and looked at the Heart of the Ocean, which had been enhanced by the Mermaid Princess.
Chapter 49 Like a Fish in Your Lotus Pond
Name: Heart of the Ocean (Enhanced)
Type: Equipment
Quality: Excellent
"Effect 1: Increases movement speed in water by 50%, and allows you to breathe freely underwater."
"Effect 2: Absorb the soul of an aquatic creature killed by the player and gain the corresponding effect. After absorbing a new soul, the old soul will be released."
Note: I am like a fish in your lotus pond.
"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"
It adds an extra effect, which seems quite practical.
Liu Zheng thought of that frogfish. What would happen if the Heart of the Ocean absorbed its soul?
Increase speaking volume by 500%?
He thought to himself with a strange expression.
"Please distract them for a moment, I'm going to run away."
The Little Mermaid's voice rang out again.
"Row."
Liu Zheng didn't say anything and simply agreed.
If he were a kitchen worker, helping the mermaid escape would be suicide.
But he works in the food delivery department; if the sky falls, there are oxen and horses to hold it up.
Besides, if Liu Zheng hadn't been so ruthless, this deal would have fallen apart anyway.
"Boss, where's that hotel you mentioned last time?"
He started a conversation.
"What, you're still planning to use that sick leave certificate?"
The oxen and horses looked at him.
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