Stardew Valley of Gensokyo

Ugh, I hate kids the most, but even Akina couldn't help but think that seeing a child like this was just too irresistible...

"cough cough"

Cirno woke up, sitting on the bed with a bewildered look on her face, having forgotten what had just happened.

"Cirno-chan!"

Seeing that Cirno had woken up, Daijo couldn't contain himself any longer and pounced on her to hug her.

"Huh? What's wrong with the soybean paste?"

Having lost those memories, Cirno looked at Daisuke, who was holding her, and a big question mark appeared on her little head.

"Don't cry, we're Cirno, the strongest lady in Gensokyo!"

Cirno patted Daijo's back proudly, "Who bullied you? We'll get revenge for you!"

"That's you!"

"Eh!?"

Seeing the two little devils hugging each other, Akina Ze wisely put the mask back into his backpack, and vowed never to take it out again.

……

After some time, once Daijō had calmed down, Akina Sawa asked Cirno, "What are you doing at my house?"

"Hmph, we're here to collect tribute, you know, those delicious cakes."

Completely unlike her previous state of being terrified, Cirno arrogantly stood with her hands on her hips.

"I came yesterday, but you weren't here, so..."

The great fairy beside her added weakly.

"Oh, I see. I thought we'd been robbed."

"Alright, please have a seat first, I'll get right now."

Of course, this was not a tribute; Akina Sawa simply wanted to share the food he made with others.

Waited for a while.

"Dang Dang Dang!"

Akina Ze also brought over a full plate of freshly baked, steaming hot desserts.

"what!"

The two little fairies, their eyes sparkling, eagerly gazed at the plate of dessert before them.

Suddenly, three dark figures appeared beside the table.

Chapter Fourteen: The Three Fairies of Light

"Hahaha! Cirno, now I finally know what you've been up to! Hahaha!"

It turned out that there were three little fairies next to the table.

"They're unfamiliar faces," Akina Sawa thought to herself. "But how did they appear without making a sound?"

"This cake is ours!"

The little fairy who was speaking reached out and snatched the plate of cake from Akina Zeya's hand.

"Hey! Watch out!" Akina Ze said in a panic.

But clearly, she wouldn't listen to Akina Sawaya.

"Crack!"

A gust of cold air blew in from the side; Cirno was clearly furious.

The three little fairies also looked at Cirno defiantly, and a great battle between the fairies was about to break out.

"and many more!"

Akina Ze, standing to the side, certainly wouldn't let a fight break out. After all, this is my home! How could this be allowed to happen!

"Boom!" "Boom!"

Akina Sawa also tapped Cirno and the little fairy holding the plate on the head and took the plate back.

"Stop arguing! There's plenty of cake on the plate, enough for you all!"

"Humph!"

Cirno and the leading fairy exchanged a glance, then turned away again, still unconvinced...

"So, Cirno, you're trying to curry favor with humans," said the lead fairy—no, it should be Sunnymilk—with her mouth stuffed full of cake.

The three little fairies just told Akina Zeya their names.

"Hmph! Cirno is the strongest in Gensokyo! Why would she fawn over mere humans!" Cirno stood arrogantly on the chair with her hands on her hips and said, "These are offerings! Hurry up and thank Lady Cirno for giving you these offerings."

Seeing Cirno's arrogant posture while standing on the chair, Sonnymilk suddenly had a good idea.

She reached out and pulled Cirno's chair away. Cirno was still immersed in her fantasy of being worshipped by thousands and was completely unaware of the mischievous hand that Sunnymilk had reached out.

"Snapped"

Cirno landed on her buttocks in a "Flat Sand Landing Goose" style move, stirring up a layer of dust.

"Hahaha! Look!"

Sunnymilk, having successfully pulled off his prank, pointed at Cirno's comical appearance and burst into laughter, which was joined in by the two fairies beside him.

"Qiang!"

Cirno jumped up and unleashed the Foshan Shadowless Fist, blasting it towards Sunnymilk.

Seeing Cirno's menacing approach, Sunnymilk confidently placed his right hand on his face and struck a pose: "Muda muda muda!"

Then, with a Dio-like expression, she retaliated, and the two of them fought so fiercely that the heavens and earth trembled, stirring up countless waves!

Switch back to Akina Sawaya's perspective.

All I could see were two little girls in front of me, punching each other relentlessly.

"Yay yay!" Akina Ze couldn't sit still any longer. What if someone saw the two little girls fighting?

Akina Ze also reached out, one on each side, and forcefully pushed the two little girls away. The two little girls' waving arms hit him, but it didn't hurt at all; in fact, it felt a little comfortable.

"Click!" A camera shutter sounded outside the window, but unfortunately, Akina Sawa didn't notice and was still engrossed in playing with the little girl.

"Cough cough, if you keep hitting it, the cake will get cold!"

Akina Sawa also coughed and said

The cake was definitely getting cold; even the steam still floating on top was almost gone. Especially seeing Daijou, Luna Cherudite, and Stasafia, who hadn't been caught up in the mess, happily eating their cake, Cirno and Sunnymilk exchanged a glance and said simultaneously, "We'll let you off this time, hmph!"

"Ha, you guys seem to have a really good relationship, even your conversations are synchronized."

Akina Ze watched the farce with a smile.

"Hmph! Who's on good terms with her?"

Cirno and Sonnymilk spoke at the same time.

"look"

Akina Sawa still had a smile on his face.

However, the smile was somewhat irritating to the two of them. They looked at each other and simultaneously stretched out their feet, stomping hard on Akina Zeye's foot.

"Ouch! That hurts!"

Although Akina Ze wasn't in any pain at all, he pretended to be in a lot of pain in order to quiet the two little girls down.

"Hahaha, you mere humans dare to lecture us!"

Two little girls, not particularly bright, were easily fooled by Akina Zeya's incredibly realistic acting...

Akina Ze was sitting comfortably on a chair outside, basking in the sun and sipping light tea. The plants in the yard had already been watered. Looking back, he saw five little girls eating cake and playing around inside.

"Why do I feel like I've already retired early?"

Akina Ze also shook his head, picked up the newspaper that Wenwen had just brought, and planned to pass the time.

"puff!"

She had barely glanced at it when she spat out the weak tea in her mouth. The headline on the front page of Wenwen's newspaper read: "..."

[A man was defeated by Mao Yu, all because he wanted to spend the night at a shrine! Could it be the shrine maiden...?]

Wiping the water from the corner of his mouth, Akina Sawa recalled the figure of Shameimaru Aya, who had handed him the newspaper and left quickly. He had been wondering why she hadn't eaten the cake before leaving, and now he realized what had happened.

"That damned tengu is ruining my reputation again. He'll get what's coming to him sooner or later!" Akina Ze gritted his teeth in anger. "If the shrine maiden finds out, how am I supposed to face her?" Akina Ze recalled the scene of the shrine maiden taking care of him that night (leaving him a thin blanket to carry with him).

Unfortunately, Akina Sawa quickly abandoned the idea, but that's another story.

Happy times are always short-lived, and soon there was noise inside the house again.

Akina Sawa shook his head and went back into the house.

It turned out there was only one piece of cake left, but Cirno and Sunnymilk both wanted it, so they started arguing.

"Oh, I see. I'll go make some more now."

After learning the reason, Akina Sawa took decisive action.

"No!" Cirno and Sonnymilk said at the same time, "I want this one!"

"Ha, what a childish statement," Akina Ze shook his head helplessly. He couldn't think of a good way to stop the two of them for the time being.

Cirno and the March Spirits are sworn enemies (like children). They often play pranks on each other, which inevitably leads to fights. Since they are fairies, fighting is a common occurrence...

"Then take this!"

Cirno flew above the house, declaring war on the March Spirit.

The March Spirits, not to be outdone, all flew up, stood together, and tried to overwhelm Cirno with their imposing presence.

Unfortunately, momentum is useless against fools.

Upon seeing the three moon spirits flying together, Cirno suddenly launched a preemptive attack, using the freezing spell "Perfect Freeze"!

"Hahaha, I knew you guys would stand together, I, Cirno, am a genius!"

The March Spirit was frozen into an ice block by Cirno's sudden attack, but the astonishment on the March Spirit's face inside the ice block was still very lifelike.

Cirno patted the ice cubes of the March Spirit.

"That piece of cake is ours!"

Cirno, victorious and with her spoils, returned to the house to enjoy her prize, but little did she expect...

Marisa sat in Cirno's seat, enjoying her cake.

Rewind a few minutes, to when Cirno was still in the sky talking to the March Spirits...

"Ah, I'm so hungry!"

Marisa, engrossed in her magical experiments and forgetting about her food supplies, lay hungry on the witch's broom.

"Sniff, hmm?"

Just then, Marisa smelled a fragrance. Using her skills as a master thief, she followed the scent to her destination. Because she was so hungry, Marisa ignored the fairies who were fighting and flew into the house.

Because Marisa walked right in and said frankly, "I'm hungry."

Akina Sawa was also helpless in this regard and could only let Marisa eat the cake.

Time returns to the present.

"Hey! You bastard, you actually ate our cake!"

Cirno was about to launch an attack.

"Hey! Cirno, you cheated!"

Behind them, the March Spirits, who had somehow escaped, stood at the door.

Before Cirno could launch an attack...

A beam of light shot out, and Cirno and the three fairies had vanished without a trace, leaving only a bewildered Dai-chan standing in the distance.