Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

Seno explained happily, "Because it's a Claymore! To build a home."

"..." Everyone was silent.

"Sigh, I'm such an idiot for seriously thinking about this problem," Farussan sighed, rubbing her forehead.

Tartaglia glanced at Seno's Eye of God. "This isn't ice-type either."

Hu Tao was ashamed. This joke-telling skill was no less than Xiao Qiuqiu's. Is this the 'Joke King' of Sumeru?

"This is really fun!" The mysterious clapping man reappeared, clapping again.

Next up is the Mondstadt contingent...

Tartaglia saw that this time it was an Ice-type God's Eye.

Kaiya laughed and said, "That's great! This 'King of Jokes' tells really funny jokes. I really wish my sworn brother could hear them too."

His sworn brother also used a greatsword.

“It’s really interesting,” Abedo agreed.

Tina was astonished; there were actually people who found Seno's jokes funny?

What's even more frightening is that there wasn't just one person? And these two are dressed like... they must be Mondstadt people, right?

Have the Mondstadt people evolved to this extent?

"Huh? Is this funny?" Mona asked, puzzled.

"I'm so sorry to suddenly strike up a conversation with you all." Noelle bowed slightly.

She felt that since everyone was a stranger, suddenly striking up a conversation with them was like eavesdropping, which seemed impolite.

“It’s alright, it’s alright.” Tinari waved his hand and spoke to Noelle very politely.

Great, not everyone in Mondstadt has 'evolved'.

Surprisingly, the 'Queen of Ten Thousand Women' of Mondstadt actually knew the Sumerian people.

"Colette!" Amber waved happily.

"Ah! It's Amber!" Cole was overjoyed to see Amber and ran over happily.

Then she noticed that there was a blue-haired mature woman standing next to Amber, who seemed to have a somewhat unapproachable aura.

However, since Lin Qiu had written the story of Yura and drawn illustrations, Ke Lai naturally recognized her.

But even though she recognized him, Cole didn't have the courage to strike up a conversation with him.

Furthermore, Cole noticed that a girl with green hair, just like herself, was also silently following behind Abedo without saying a word.

This feeling...is it someone we're similar to?

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Character Voice Lines - Seno: About Walnut

"Hmm, this Master Hu is also a master of telling jokes. It seems that the Hall of Rebirth is a very powerful organization."

However, her jokes all revolve around life and death; hopefully, she'll explore other themes in the future.

Chapter 159 Are there any masters?

Cole was too shy to start a conversation, and Yura wasn't very comfortable talking to strangers either, but with Amber around, none of that was a problem, and the three of them quickly struck up a chat.

"Who is that girl?" Cole pointed at Sugar.

"Ah, you mean Sugar?" Amber said, beckoning to Sugar and calling her name, "Sugar, come over here."

Cole looked at Amber with 'admiration'. Amber was indeed amazing, easily doing what I dared not do.

With Amber leading the way, the girls quickly became familiar with each other, and the boys on the other side also got along well.

"Hmm, you have good taste." Seno smiled slightly.

Sure enough, there are still people who can understand his jokes. It's a shame that Tina and Farusan, despite their extensive knowledge, can't understand such a funny joke.

“It’s Mr. Seno’s joke that’s good,” Abedo said calmly.

Tina looked at Abedo, whose calm demeanor made it hard to tell whether he was serious or not.

Farussan felt a chill run down her spine. As a senior figure in the epistemological school, she felt an indescribable helplessness towards Sino's pun-based lame jokes.

The epistemological school studies language and writing!

Speaking of which, Al-Hysen also belongs to the epistemological school, and he usually chooses to ignore Sino's jokes.

"Everyone's here?" Yingmei arrived; she had just finished registering.

Clond was with her, since Clond had also signed up, so she decided to go with Ying.

Leosley was only interested in attending, but he couldn't stay away from prison for long, so he couldn't make it.

Unless he also knows Lin Qiu, then with Lin Qiu as his 'transportation,' he could come and go on the same day.

"Oh, isn't this the famous Knight of Honor? Come and listen to Mr. Seno, the 'King of Jokes,' tell us some funny jokes," Kaiya said with a smile.

“What Kaiya said is interesting…” Yingmei looked at the dark-skinned 'sports student' that Kaiya mentioned.

Sumeru, naturally, also wanted to get to know the traveler, and they introduced themselves to each other.

Mona, who was standing nearby, noticed a problem: Where was Klee?

Claire, finding the corny jokes boring, had already run away, heading straight for the beach.

Then, when Keli arrived near the beach, she saw Lin Qiu and the others playing there.

After discovering Klee's disappearance, Mona used her water divination to find out Klee's whereabouts and gave chase.

"Lin Qiu! You bastard!" Mona stormed up to Lin Qiu.

Lin Qiu was puzzled. Why did this seem like a revenge plot? Aren't we friends?

With so many girls watching, don't act like I'm some kind of whirlwind who'll start something and then abandon you.

"Why did you lie to me and make me read that book!" Mona asked.

Lin Qiu realized that this person really had come to seek revenge, and thought about how to phrase it.

"Hey, Mona, that's not right of you. I let you read that book, and you made a lot of friends in Mondstadt because of it. Isn't that a good thing?"

"Besides, it's time for you to leave your master's side and further your studies on your own path."

"The reason your master hasn't been looking for you is because she's doing it on purpose. She wants you to find your own path, reach the 'end' she sees, and even surpass her."

"So, reading that book is an important turning point in your life that you must go through, and I actually helped you speed up that process."

"It's fine if you don't thank me, but how can you blame me?"

Lin Qiu didn't feel any remorse saying this, after all, according to the predetermined fate, it was only a matter of time before Mona read that book, and Lin Qiu was just hastening the outcome.

After Lin Qiu finished speaking, Mona opened her mouth wide, her CPU running at high speed.

Something feels off, but what he said doesn't seem wrong, right? ...Yes, yes...wait, right...?

"Hmm... um... it seems that's true..."

Gui covered her mouth and chuckled, never expecting Lin Qiu to be so talkative.

Fu Ningna's CPU is also running, but I have a feeling that Qiu is just fooling people? I'm not sure, I'll wait and see.

"I'm sorry, Lin Qiu, I misunderstood you," Mona said apologetically.

"It's alright, it's alright, let's not talk about that. Who else from the Knights of Favonius came?" Lin Qiu waved his hand 'magnanimously' and said.

Lin Qiu quickly changed the subject, not intending to give Mona time to think it over carefully.

He encountered Klee, but Lin Qiu didn't believe that Klee had come to Liyue on her own.

“Hmm…I’m not familiar with all of them either. They’re over there. Do you want to go?” Mona said.

“Okay, let’s go.” Lin Qiu nodded, as he was looking forward to getting to know the people of Mondstadt.

Arriving at the place where Seno and the Knights of Mondstadt were chatting, Lin Qiu heard Seno telling his jokes.

"I just thought of a new joke," Seno said.

"The chicks in Sumeru have grown up. Who should be in charge of counting them?"

The group pondered, and theoretically speaking, they should find someone who is good at math, right?

But this question came from Sino, so it can't be answered with common sense. Should we say the opposite? Find someone who's not good at math?

“I guess it’s Paimon,” Yingmei said.

"I don't know why, but I'm really angry!" Paimon pouted.

Sino shook his head, indicating that his answer was incorrect.

“Could it be Kavi?” Farussan said. “Because it’s Kavi (hey).

Everyone fell silent. As expected of a senior figure in the epistemological school, he had grasped the logic of Sino's lame joke so quickly.

Sino shook his head again, indicating that this answer was also incorrect, but he gave Farusan a thumbs up, indicating that she had a bright future.

“Charlotte, because she remembers (the reporter),” Claurind said expressionlessly.

Everyone was amazed. "You have such a cold and aloof appearance, how do you know how to make lame jokes?"

Speaking of which, Sino seems quite aloof if he doesn't talk. How come all you aloof people are so good at telling corny jokes?

They're all Thunder-type God's Eyes; the Thunder-type's reputation is being damaged.

Seno shook his head to indicate no, but still gave Clorind a thumbs up.

This trip to Liyue was definitely the right one; it's truly a place where hidden talents abound!

Of the aloof-looking people present, Shen He seems to be the only one who can't tell corny jokes. Oh right, there's also Elhesen. He might not be unable to tell them, but he's definitely too lazy to.

Kaeya did not answer. If Seno were a Mondstadt person, he might have answered 'Timmy,' since Timmy often counted pigeons.

Seeing that no one answered, Seno gave the answer, "It's Elhesen."

Elhesen looked up. What, do I have to do with this?

"Because Elhesen is the scribe (mathematical officer)."

El-Heinz looked down; it turned out it wasn't my business.

Everyone fell silent again. Farusan clicked her tongue softly, realizing it was a homophone for "profession." The knowledge of language and writing was indeed profound.

"Brilliant!" Abedo clapped.

"Huh? Is this really that exciting?" Funina asked, bewildered.

"From a generally rational point of view, it is indeed quite good." Lin Qiu nodded, feeling a sudden urge to show off his skills.

"I also have a joke to tell." Everyone turned around. Although not many people recognized Lin Qiu as the prophet, no one objected to having someone else to chat with.

"There are more experts!?" Seno thought to himself, looking at Lin Qiu with great interest.

Hu Tao and Navia were also looking at Lin Qiu. Both of them had heard Lin Qiu tell lame jokes before and knew he was incapable of coming up with anything funny.

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Character Voice Lines - Sino: About Lin Qiu

"A true powerhouse, someone who can rival me in the realm of jokes. I wonder how well he handles the Seven Saints Summoning..."

Chapter 160 We are the champions!

"Clorind just mentioned Charlotte. Do you know what Charlotte is best at?"

This question puzzled everyone. What else could Charlotte, a reporter, be good at? It must be interviewing and taking photos.

Hu Tao knew that Lin Qiu was no better than Sino, and probably wasn't up to any good.

Sure enough, seeing that no one answered the question, Lin Qiu gave the answer.

"It's a falling attack, because she is Charlotte (falling)."