[Uchiha Izuna: But speaking of which, this watermelon guy's confession methods are nowhere near as good as when Jiang confessed to that Hyuga girl last time!]

[Hyuga Hizashi:? ? ? 】

[Matt Dai: Huh? This kid's clothes, appearance, and signature moves look so much like Guy's. Could he be Guy's son?]

[Sakumo Hatake: Dai, the Kai you're talking about, is he the thick-browed kid who's always wanted to compete with my son since he was little?]

[Might Guy: Yes, I didn't expect Lord Sakumo to still remember my son!]

[Sakumo Hatake: Yes, that kid left a deep impression on me back then!]

To be honest, I can also read people's faces. When I saw your son back then, I discovered that he possessed considerable potential.

Although he, like you, doesn't know ninjutsu, his future achievements will definitely not be inferior to yours!

[Uchiha Izuna: Holy crap, why is everyone claiming to be a fortune teller these days?]

[Minato Namikaze: Is fortune telling and face reading popular now?]

[Might Guy: Lord Sakumo, you flatter me too much. What achievements could a mere ten-thousand-year-old genin possibly have?]

[Sakumo Hatake: I'm not flattering you. Putting everything else aside, just look at your physical prowess as someone who can open the Eight Gates Formation.]

Even across the entire ninja world, there are probably very few people who could do that, right?

[Juzo Biwa: That's right, any more modesty from you would be an insult to the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist!]

[Suigazan Fuguki: That's right, the scene where you opened the Eight Gates and kicked the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist into a trio of Ninja Swordsmen.]

I still remember it vividly; it's unforgettable!

[Muri Shinobu: Yes, the Eight Gates Formation is truly terrifying; it's practically inhuman physical skill!]

[Tobirama Senju: Wait, I feel like something's not quite right.]

Sakumo, you just said that Might Guy's son is the same age as your Kakashi, is that right?

[Sakumo Hatake: That's right, they took the entrance exam together. I remember it very clearly!]

[Tobirama Senju: So, how old is your son this year?]

[Sakumo Hatake: By now, I'm probably around twenty-six or twenty-seven years old!]

[Tobirama Senju: I just analyzed it, and this watermelon guy is not a student who graduated with Jiang.]

In other words, he is at least one year ahead of Jiang Xiaozhi.

Jiang is twelve years old now, so he should be thirteen or fourteen years old.

If this watermelon guy really is Matt Damon's grandson.

Does that mean Matt Damon's son had a child when he was thirteen or fourteen?

[Sakumo Hatake: Hmm...it really is!]

[The Third Raikage: The Second Hokage truly lives up to his reputation as an analytical genius. He was able to analyze such a profound problem based on these seemingly minor clues. I have to admire him!]

[Yagura Karatachi: What amazing analytical skills! No wonder the Second Hokage was able to develop thousands of forbidden ninjutsu techniques.]

With this kind of mental ability, he can definitely be called the strongest brain in the ninja world!

[Matt Day: ...]

[Tobirama Senju: I originally thought that Jiang was already pretty awesome after graduating from the Ninja Academy.]

Unexpectedly, Might Guy's son is even more amazing; he went straight to have a baby after graduating from the Ninja Academy.

You can't help but admire him!

[Uchiha Izuna: You admire him for nothing! His son's reckless behavior is all because of the bad atmosphere at your crappy ninja academy. All the students do all day is engage in puppy love!]

[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap! This isn't my fault! The blame should go to the Fourth Hokage, who started this whole thing! He was the one who started dating his girlfriend at the Ninja Academy!]

Minato Namikaze: ...

[Uzumaki Kushina:...]

"No, your eyebrows are disgusting!"

Faced with Rock Lee's high-profile confession, Sakura Haruno rejected him without hesitation.

Not to mention that she already has Jiang Cheng in her heart.

Even if not!

She would absolutely never agree to this green-skinned watermelon-headed guy in front of her!

Because it's so disgusting!

Insanely tight-fitting clothes!

A tacky watermelon head.

And those thick eyebrows, so thick they looked like two sausages.

Just looking at it was enough to give her the creeps!

If you let her date someone with that kind of aesthetic sense!

She'd rather stay single forever!

.......

Chapter 032 The Fourth Hokage is actually a live-in son-in-law! (Begging for full subscription)

"Hahaha~ Your thick eyebrows are so shameless! I've had a crush on Sakura for so many years and I've never confessed, but you confess right away. How could you possibly succeed?"

"You should learn from me. Be a devoted admirer for a few years first, and then confess your feelings when you've gone to a certain level. That way, your chances of success will be much higher!"

Seeing that Lee was rejected by Sakura Haruno on the spot, Naruto Uzumaki burst into laughter.

But the next second!

Sakura Haruno's fist landed directly on his head.

[Tobirama Senju: Fourth Hokage, your son is such an idiot! He has a crush, fine, but to confess in front of the female lead? His IQ is even lower than my older brother's!]

[Hashirama Senju: ???]

[Uchiha Izuna: I've never had a high opinion of this kid's intelligence!]

[Minato Namikaze: Naruto's personality is just like that—carefree and easygoing. But that also indirectly shows how sunny he is, haha... haha...]

Minato Namikaze gave an awkward laugh.

Now, this is the only way he can comfort himself.

[Uchiha Fugaku: Minato, your son's personality really comes from you!]

[Minato Namikaze: Fugaku, do you also think he's as sunny and handsome as I am?]

[Uchiha Fugaku: No, please don't misunderstand, I meant your son's sycophantic tendencies are just like yours!]

Minato Namikaze: ???

[Uchiha Izuna: Indeed, this kid not only confessed to being a simp for several years, but also encouraged Might Guy to be a simp for his grandson. He's a real talent!]

[Tobirama Senju: How interesting. These two brats probably don't know that their goddess has already been... well, you know... taken advantage of by that kid Jiang!]

[Uchiha Izuna: Tsk tsk tsk~ What a pair of idiots!]

Minato Namikaze: ...

[Matt Day: ...]

"Thank you, but I don't want to be a simp. I will prove to Sakura with my abilities that I am a man she can entrust her life to!"

Lee gave Naruto a serious look and declined his sycophantic suggestion.

Then he turned to Jiang Cheng, his gaze sharp, and said, "You're Jiang Cheng, the top student of the previous Ninja Academy, right? To prove yourself, I'm going to challenge you now!"

Jiang Cheng looked ashamed.

You want to prove yourself? What the hell is that to me!

"Don't make a fool of yourself, you're no match for me!"

Jiang Cheng refused Xiao Li without hesitation.

"You seem quite confident, but don't underestimate me; I'm very strong too!"

Xiao Li took two steps back, assumed a fighting stance, and said, "Please, let's have a duel!"

[Tobirama Senju: Might Guy, you little brat, you're no good! It's one thing to try and steal Jiang's woman, but now you actually dare to challenge him! You're going to get beaten to a pulp!]

Don't forget that Uchiha brat; he got beaten up like this last time, leaving him with a sore bottom!

Hyuga Hizashi: Looks like someone's about to get their ass kicked again!

[Yuhi Makoto: Maybe this time she'll pee herself!]

[Uchiha Izuna: Leaking poop and pee, is that alright?]

[Matt Day: ...]

[Uchiha Fugaku: ...]

"Jiang Cheng, I can handle this kind of trash for you; you don't need to lift a finger!"

Just as Jiang Cheng was hesitating about whether to fight Xiao Li, Naruto Uzumaki suddenly jumped out.

He stared intently at Xiao Li's crotch, his expression excited, and said, "Such an obvious target, perfect for testing my new move!"

"A new move? You... what are you planning to do?"

When Lee saw Naruto suddenly staring at him in that area, he immediately felt a tightness in his chest!

Out of a sense of crisis.

He involuntarily covered his private parts with both hands.

See this scene.

Jiang Cheng's lips twitched involuntarily a few times.

He never expected that Xiao Li would do something so outrageous!

And the other side.

Sasuke Uchiha silently turned his head away, not daring to look directly at Lee's actions.

As for Sakura Haruno.

She had already seen it when Xiao Li reached out to cover it!

They were so scared that they turned their whole body away!

He kept muttering to himself, "What a disgusting guy! How could I have been targeted by someone like him!"

Locke Lee: ? ? ?

[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap, what's with that lewd move? What's he trying to do?]

[Uchiha Izuna: It looks like he's masturbating!]

[Minato Namikaze: That's...that's amazing!]

[Yagura Karatachi: He...he wouldn't be planning to publicly smash someone, would he?]

[The Third Raikage: This junior from Konoha Village has truly blinded this old man!]

[Biwa Juzo: But then again, even in a bodysuit, his thing is just a tiny little blob, nothing compared to what Might Guy wears!]

[Tobirama Senju: Ahem~ He's just a child after all. If he has such a big lump of it so early, what will he be like later?]

[Loquat Juzo: That seems to make sense!]

[Matt Day: ...]

Due to the angle of view, everyone only noticed Xiao Li's lewd behavior.

But they didn't see Naruto's naked gaze!

"How about those thick eyebrows? I, Naruto Uzumaki, will be your opponent!"

Naruto Uzumaki stared at Rock Lee with a confident expression, his eyes gradually turning sinister.

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