When you are in Naruto, the era of live streaming for all has begun!

[Tobirama Senju: I reckon one isn't enough; you'd need to wear two or more at once, otherwise it'll still leak!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: This is terrible! With prices soaring these days, he'll have to spend a lot more on diapers in the future!]

[Yuhi Shinku: If you're going to stick with one brand, find a direct supplier and sign a long-term purchase agreement. You can get some discounts that way!]

[Yagura Karatachi: Wow~ You actually know so much about buying diapers?]

【Yuhi Makoto: There's nothing I can do. My wife died young, and I raised my daughter single-handedly. I was the one who took care of all her diapers when she was little!

Oh, and I remember a brand of diapers that also helps to lift and shape a baby's buttocks; it's inexpensive and great value!

[Yagura Karatachi: I see, no wonder your daughter's perky buttocks are so perky!]

[Yuhi Makoto: Hehe~ It's alright. Girls need to be molded, otherwise how will they snag a rich husband?]

[Yagura Karatachi: Wow, she actually started with diapers to snag a rich husband!]

[Tobirama Senju: Alright, alright, it's just a diaper issue, are you two ever going to stop?]

Wow, you're really something! It's not that I didn't want to warn you, but no matter how well you raise your daughter, she'll probably end up with Jiang boy in the end!

[Yuhi Makoto: That's not necessarily true. My daughter isn't some greenhorn who just graduated. How could she be so easily won over by that Jiang kid?]

[Tobirama Senju: Hehe~ With your daughter's figure, even I get hot-tempered just looking at her. Do you think young Jiang will let her go?]

Don't forget, he's a beast. What if he drugged you or something? Just imagine...

【Kurenai Yuhi: Second Hokage, that's my daughter! How could you...】

[Tobirama Senju: Ahem~ Let's talk about your daughter another time, let's not dwell on this for now!]

[The sunset is really red:...]

[Tobirama Senju: By the way, Fugaku, why are you so quiet again? Did you go comfort your wife again?]

Fugaku Uchiha did not respond!

[Tobirama Senju: ???]

[Tobirama Senju: Fugaku? The Fugaku Clan Head? The Clan's Demise? Are you alright?]

[Yagura Karatachi: Second Hokage, stop shouting! You can shout until you're hoarse and he still won't answer!]

[Tobirama Senju: I'm calling for Fugaku, not yelling myself hoarse. Why do you want me to yell myself hoarse?]

[Yagura Karatachi: ???]

[Tobirama Senju: What do you mean by sending three question marks?]

[Yagura Karatachi: You've left me speechless for a moment!]

Tobirama Senju: ...

[Minato Namikaze: Second Hokage, if you want to know where Fugaku is, why don't you just take a look at the arena?]

arena?

Hearing Minato Namikaze's reminder.

Senju Tobirama subconsciously glanced at the arena video in the corner of the live stream.

At this moment.

The information about the opponents in the arena is as follows:

— "Uchiha Fugaku VS Uchiha Mikoto"!

but.

Although there were people inside the arena, the video feed was completely white!

You can't see what's going on inside at all.

It's likely that Fugaku Uchiha used the Hidden Mist Technique to conceal the scene inside the arena once again!

As for why the mist concealment technique was used to cover the scene!

Then there's no need to say more!

[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap, is Fugaku a devil? His son's been messed with like that, and he still has the nerve to go to the arena with his wife... is he even human?]

Minato Namikaze: There's nothing he can do. He's been queuing for a long time to get into this arena.

When Sasuke took out the diaper earlier, it was his turn, so he went in with Mikoto!

I'm so envious! Kushina and I are still ranked hundreds of places away. I don't know when we'll be able to compete in the arena again!

[Uzumaki Kushina:? ? ? 】

[Yagura Karatachi: Oh right, I think I just heard Chief Fugaku say that he was celebrating that his son hadn't been bitten and died out.]

He's determined to go all out in the arena this time and release all the pressure he's been under lately.

It looks like they won't be able to get out anytime soon!

[Tobirama Senju: No wonder that kid was constantly messaging his wife to comfort her; he was worried that her heartbreak would affect her mood for entering the arena!]

[Minato Namikaze: That's right! Ever since Jiangcheng implemented the ban on eye rolls, there are so many couples going to the arena for secret rendezvous.]

The queues are incredibly long!

[Tobirama Senju: Really? How come I don't know about this?]

[Minato Namikaze: You don't have a wife, of course you wouldn't care about these things!]

[Tobirama Senju: You brat, what did you say?]

[Minato Namikaze: I didn't say anything, I was just stating the facts!]

[Tobirama Senju: Tch~ What's so great about having a wife? Haven't you noticed? Ninjas with wives usually die young.]

Besides, what use is a wife to an old man like me? An elder sister-in-law is like a wife, it's the same!

[Mito Uzumaki: ...]

[Hashirama Senju: ...]

[Minato Namikaze: Uh... Second Hokage, I only know that an elder sister-in-law is like a mother, but I've never heard of an elder sister-in-law being like a wife!]

[Tobirama Senju: Ahem~ I went to war when I was five years old, and my education level isn't high, but that's roughly the gist of it!]

[Minato Namikaze: The meaning of this is far from what it seems...]

[Mito Uzumaki: You damned Tobirama, do you even know how to speak? If you can't, then shut up! I don't want you to ruin my reputation in this live stream!]

[Tobirama Senju: Sister-in-law, I just misspoke. You don't need to get so angry. Don't forget, after my brother died, I've been taking care of you.]

Do you remember? That night, your period suddenly started, and you had terrible stomach cramps. I braved the wind and rain to buy you panty liners!

[Mito Uzumaki: Shut up...]

[Hashirama Senju: Second brother, shut up!]

[Tobirama Senju: Okay...]

[Uchiha Izuna: Damn, why do I suddenly feel like the relationship between you two brothers and Mito is so complicated...]

[Uchiha Madara: Ha! It's been chaotic for more than just a day or two. Last time, Mito even said that Tobirama made them live with him and his wife, and they didn't even close the toilet door when they went out. Several times, they didn't even flush after they finished pooping!]

[Yagura Karatachi: Holy crap~ I never imagined the Second Hokage was so unrestrained in his youth!]

[Uchiha Izuna: Damn, as expected of Tobirama. But brother, how did you know about such a private topic?]

[Uchiha Madara: Mito told me this herself in bed last time!]

Uchiha Izuna: ...

Tobirama Senju: ...

[Hashirama Senju: ...]

[Mito Uzumaki: ...]

Chapter 101 Madara went too far this time! (Begging for full subscription)

[Full Moon Hozuki: Madara's words seem to contain a lot of information!]

[Brubi: And it's not just a little big!]

[Yagura Karatachi: Madara is awesome! He even dared to lay a finger on the woman of the God of Shinobi!]

[Kondo Mumo: Yeah, that's awesome, I have to admit it!]

[The Third Raikage: As expected of a legendary ninja!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: Is this what male-female relationships are like in the Sengoku period? Truly extraordinary!]

[Yuhi Shinku: Everyone says the ninja world was incredibly chaotic during the Warring States period. I didn't believe it before, but now I finally do...]

[Sakumo Hatake: No wonder he used his wife to awaken his Mangekyou Sharingan before; it seems his first wife wasn't his true love!]

[Rasa: If this gets out into the mortal world, it'll probably alarm the entire ninja world!]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: It's certain that it alarmed the ninja world, but what I'm more curious about is why Madara got together with Lady Mito.]

Wasn't he in that kind of relationship with the First Hokage? Could it be that he approached the First Hokage, even risking being stabbed in the back, just to get his hands on Lady Mito?

Zabuza Momochi: It's also possible that Lady Mito and Madara were lovers before, but were forced to separate because the First Hokage stole her away.

However, even after they separated, the two would still secretly keep in touch when the First Hokage was not at home!

Of course, this is just my personal speculation and for reference only. Please forgive me if I have offended anyone!

[Biwa Juzo: Damn it, Zabuza, you either don't speak at all, or when you do, you say something so outrageous! You even came up with such a horrific hypothetical scenario!]

[Zabuza Momochi: Heh! I may not talk much, but I can still think things through!]

[Loquat Juzo: Awesome!]

Looking at these ninjas spouting nonsense about their relationship with Uchiha Madara.

Even the usually calm Mito Uzumaki couldn't sit still any longer!

[Mito Uzumaki: Madara, come out here and explain yourself! When did I ever speak to you in bed?]

Madara Uchiha: Have you forgotten? Back when Konoha was first established, I went to the Senju clan to discuss the candidates for the First Hokage with Hashirama.

He wasn't in the outer hall at the time, so I went to his bedroom to find him.

As a result, they didn't find Hashirama, but they happened to stumble upon you sleeping in his bed!

[Tobirama Senju: You beast! My brother wasn't here, so you went to his room and raped my sister-in-law?]

[Hashirama Senju: ...]

[Kondo Muto: Madara really went too far this time. Even if the First Hokage wasn't home, you shouldn't have treated his wife like that, right?]

Ringo Ameyuri: Yes, you are a legendary ninja, how could you do such a beastly thing?

I used to admire you so much; I was so blind!

[Hozuki Gengetsu: No wonder the First Hokage stabbed you in the back. It would be strange if he didn't stab you in the back after you did something like that!]

[Yagura Karatachi: That's terrifying! I never thought Madara would act impulsively!]

[Third Raikage: Cough~ Actually, I can quite understand Madara's situation back then.]

Men are generally more impulsive in the morning!

Moreover, I've heard that when Lady Mito was young, her looks were... wow!

To be honest, if I had seen Lady Mito sleeping in bed back then, I might have acted impulsively like Madara!

[Yagura Karatachi: Damn it, I didn't expect you, Third Raikage, to be such a beast!]

[The Third Raikage: Heh! I'm just thinking about it in my head. I definitely won't do it. Even if the conditions were right, the hardware wouldn't allow it!]

[Yagura Karatachi: What do you mean by that?]

[Third Raikage: Nonsense, Madara only needs one minute. He can finish before the First Hokage goes home.]

"But I have three hours. If I get caught by the First Hokage halfway through, that would be really embarrassing!"

[Yagura Karatachi: You fucking did it again! After all that, you just wanted to show off your three-hour performance, didn't you?]

[The Third Raikage: Of course not. What I just said is all true. You're a man yourself, don't you know you're more prone to impulsiveness in the morning?]