[Uchiha Fugaku: Shisui, don't get involved in this. I already wronged my clan enough back then. If I remain indifferent after learning that their bodies were desecrated like this by the Konoha elders, then I might as well quit being the clan head!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Well said, Fugaku. Then you should have that kid Jiang get your gene sample later, and then the two of us can join forces and raze Konoha to the ground!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Second Grandfather, please don't get agitated. I was just saying that!]
[Uchiha Izuna: What did you say? Say it again...]
[Uchiha Fugaku: No, Second Grandfather, listen to me. What I said just now was just a hypothetical situation. Do you understand? It was just a hypothetical scenario!]
[Uchiha Izuna: What exactly are you trying to say?]
[Yagura Karatachi: I guess he just chickened out!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Bullshit! How could I possibly back down? No matter what, I am the last head of the Uchiha clan!]
[Uchiha Izuna: So... what are you planning to do?]
Fugaku Uchiha paused for a moment.
Then he gritted his teeth and said.
[Uchiha Fugaku: If, I mean if, Danzo really did soak the corpses of our clan in the same room.]
"Then I, Fugaku Uchiha, swear on the name of the last head of the Uchiha clan that I will make the Konoha leadership pay the price!"
[Uchiha Izuna: Stop with the nonsense, let's get down to business. Are you going to go out and fight alongside me or not?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Okay... alright!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Alright, then we'll both activate Susanoo and make a powerful entrance! I'll make the entire ninja world tremble before the might of the Uchiha clan once again!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Second Grandfather, don't get so worked up. What if Danzo didn't do those wicked things?]
[Uchiha Izuna: Don't worry, he definitely did it]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Second Grandfather, why are you so sure?!]
Uchiha Izuna: Nonsense, didn't Danzo just promise to give my gene sample to Jiang?
But my body isn't here, so where do you think he'd go to get it?
[Uchiha Fugaku: From another place...]
[Uchiha Izuna: By the way, just you wait and see, Danzo will definitely take that kid Jiang to our Uchiha clan's morgue to get a genetic sample later!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: ...]
It was during this time that Uchiha Izuna and Uchiha Fugaku, grandfather and grandson, were discussing where their clansmen had been immersed.
Tobirama Senju, who was constantly pondering the old woman's corpse!
Suddenly, his pupils contracted sharply!
[Tobirama Senju: Big brother, we're doomed...]
[Hashirama Senju: What's wrong?]
[Tobirama Senju: I know who that red-haired old woman is...]
[Hashirama Senju: Who? Do I know him?]
[Tobirama Senju: Of course you know him, and you're very familiar with him!]
[Hashirama Senju: Who is it?]
[Tobirama Senju: It's my sister-in-law!]
[Hashirama Senju: ???]
[Mito Uzumaki: ???]
[Uchiha Madara: ???]
[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap, Madara, why are you sending a question mark at a time like this? It's easy for people to misunderstand, you know?]
[Uchiha Madara: ...]
Chapter 200's visuals are so saccharine! (Please subscribe to the full chapter!)
[Hashirama Senju: Second brother, you can't just make jokes like that.]
I've seen all of your sister-in-law's breasts. I remember her skin didn't seem to have that many wrinkles, right?
And those two date-shaped steamed buns aren't like that, are you sure you're not mistaken?
[Mito Uzumaki: ...]
[Yagura Karatachi: The First Hokage really doesn't treat us like outsiders!]
[The Third Raikage: Yes, as expected of the legendary God of Shinobi, I have to admit defeat!]
[Burubi: I never expected the First Generation Lord to compare that thing to a date bun...]
[Hashirama Senju: ...]
[Tobirama Senju: Brother, when you died, your wife was in her prime, and her skin certainly wasn't as withered as it is now!]
Having just become a widow, her skin was flawless and her pores were fine!
It can be described as having skin as white as ice and bones as jade, making it irresistible...
[Mito Uzumaki: ???]
[Hashirama Senju: ???]
[Yagura Karatachi: Holy crap~ The Second Hokage's metaphor is amazing, he even used idioms!]
[The Third Raikage: Yes, and he even managed to get two at once! As expected of the Second Hokage, I have to admire him!]
[Burubi: Uncle, why do you submit to everyone you meet? Can't you act like the Raikage at all?]
[The Third Raikage: Idiot, this is called being tactful, don't you understand?]
[Burubi: I don't understand!]
[The Third Raikage: If you don't understand, shut up! If it weren't for your aunt, I would have crippled you right now...]
[Brubi: ...]
[Yagura Karatachi: The Third Raikage is a completely different person in front of his nephew than in front of us!]
[The Third Raikage: I'm disciplining a junior, so of course I have to be strict!]
[Yagura Karatachi: I see!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: I just want to know right now why the Second Hokage knows so much about Lady Mito's skin.]
They clearly love it so much, could he really have laid a hand on it?
[Tobirama Senju: I didn't, don't talk nonsense...]
[Uchiha Fugaku: How do you know so much about this?]
[Tobirama Senju: I rely on my intuition. Do you understand what intuition is?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Tch~ You think I'd believe you?]
[Tobirama Senju: If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, I have a clear conscience; my sister-in-law and I are innocent...]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Yes, that's right, they're so innocent that I can't bear to part with them...]
Tobirama Senju: ...
[Hashirama Senju: Second brother, stop talking!]
[Tobirama Senju: Brother, don't even you believe me?]
[Hashirama Senju: Of course I believe you, but you have to tell me, after I died, did you have any improper thoughts about your sister-in-law?]
[Tobirama Senju: No, absolutely not. You should know I have no interest in women, otherwise I wouldn't have remained unmarried for so long!]
Hear this.
The people in the live stream were stunned.
[Yagura Karatachi: Good heavens, the Second Hokage isn't interested in women?! What shocking secret have I discovered?!]
Kondo Mumo: I always thought he was so focused on developing ninjutsu that he didn't have time to get married!
But I never expected that he actually didn't like women at all!
[The Third Raikage: Could the Second Hokage be attracted to men?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: It's not impossible. After all, people who do scientific research are generally a bit psychologically twisted.]
You can see this from Orochimaru; that guy is always licking his tongue.
And she keeps switching between dressing as a woman and a man; it's absolutely disgusting!
[Uchiha Izuna: Now that you mention it, it actually makes sense!]
[Hozuki Gengetsu: No wonder I always felt the Second Hokage's gaze was a bit off when we attended the Five Kage Summit. It seems he probably had some feelings for me back then!]
[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap~ You guys are really something. Does whether I get married or not have anything to do with whether I like men or not?]
Can't I devote myself to the development of ninjutsu?
Also, Second Mizukage, the only reason I glanced at you back then was because I found your little mustache quite amusing. Don't get the wrong idea!
[Hozuki Gengetsu: How dare you say my mustache is interesting in front of so many people? You still dare to say you have no feelings for me?]
Tobirama Senju: ...
Just as everyone was criticizing Tobirama Senju's views on choosing a partner!
Mito Uzumaki, who had been silent all along, suddenly spoke.
[Mito Uzumaki: Jiangcheng brat, could you look away a little? This old woman wants to see if that corpse submerged behind the water gate is really mine!]
Jiang Cheng flatly refused: "No way!"
[Mito Uzumaki: Why?]
[Tobirama Senju: Sister-in-law, if you want this kid to do something, you'll have to offer him something in return, otherwise he won't help you!]
Jiang Cheng: "This time it's not a matter of benefits or not. Shui Men's body is already bad enough to look at. I dare not look at that old woman behind him. What if I get a sty?"
[Minato Namikaze: Jiang Cheng, with my muscular physique, how could I possibly be an eyesore? Don't talk nonsense!]
[Kushina Uzumaki: Exactly! It's shameless to say, but my Minato's physique is incredibly attractive, even by the standards of the entire ninja world!]
Jiang Cheng: "Really? I don't think so!"
[Minato Namikaze: Then let me see your body!]
[Kushina Uzumaki: Yeah, anyone can talk big, right? If you're so capable, show us your figure!]
Jiang Cheng: "Shuimen, you better control your wife!"
[Minato Namikaze: What happened to Kushina?]
Jiang Cheng: "What else? She wanted to see another man's body in front of you, and you're asking me what's wrong with her? Do you really like wearing hats that much?"
Minato Namikaze: ...
[Kushina Uzumaki: Jiang Cheng, don't talk nonsense! I only said that because I saw you say Minato's body is an eyesore!]
Jiang Cheng: "But you can't say you want to see my body in front of your husband, can you? What if you can't resist after seeing it? Who will be responsible then?"
[Uzumaki Kushina:...]
Minato Namikaze: ???
[Yagura Karatachi: Holy crap, Jiang Cheng, you actually flirted with the Fourth Hokage's wife right in front of him?!]
[The Third Raikage: As expected of Jiang, he shows absolutely no mercy when it comes to flirting with girls!]
[Nohara Rin: You beast!]
[Uchiha Izumi: What a scumbag!]
[Tobirama Senju: Jiang, don't go too far! She's the Hokage's wife, after all. Show her some respect!]
Jiang Cheng: "Give me a damn thing. I'm just stating the facts. Don't you guys think Shui Men's physique is an eyesore?"
[Tobirama Senju: I don't think so. Although he's not as good as me, he's still quite well-proportioned overall!]
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