Chapter 203 The Second Hokage Was Actually a Pervert! (Begging for Full Subscription)
[Uchiha Izuna: Third Raikage, don't worry about how he shaved his hair, Danzo has really messed with me this time.]
Once Jiang reborn me, the first person I'll kill is that bastard!
[Tobirama Senju: Izuna, don't be impulsive. Let's get to the bottom of this first. What if Danzo didn't shave those hairs off your body?]
[Minato Namikaze: That's right, I also think we should clarify things first. Danzo is a pervert, but he shouldn't be that perverted, right?]
Tobirama Senju: ...
[Uchiha Izuna: What's there to question? That bastard already drew blood from me, wasn't it him who did it?]
[Minato Namikaze: Taking your serum doesn't mean I have to shave your hair, right?]
[Uchiha Shisui: I think the Fourth Hokage is right, let's get to the bottom of this first!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Shisui, weren't you supposed to be the most ruthless towards Danzo? Why are you speaking up for him now?]
[Uchiha Shisui: I was just stating the facts; I didn't mean to defend him!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Alright! All of you, stop talking. Anyway, Danzo is already on my kill list. Once I'm reincarnated, he's doomed...]
Tobirama Senju: ...
[Minato Namikaze: Second Hokage, why are you using ellipses so often? Is there something you want to say?]
[Tobirama Senju: N-no...]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Second Grandfather, I've suddenly discovered a very serious problem, which may be related to the truth behind the shaved hair on your corpse!]
[Uchiha Izuna: What's the problem?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: I don't know if you've noticed, Uncle, but even though there are so many corpses of our clansmen in this room, it seems that only your corpse has been shaved clean.]
Uchiha Izuna: Huh? Now that you mention it, it seems that's actually true!
But what does this prove?
[Uchiha Fugaku: You died relatively early, so you may not be familiar with the way the Konoha higher-ups operate.]
If the Konoha leadership wanted to conduct research on corpses, they wouldn't be targeting just one body.
I remember during the intercolumnar cell experiments back then, they recruited a whole group of volunteers!
Then, they were simultaneously injected with interstitial cells—not a moment wasted!
Tobirama Senju: ...
[Uchiha Izuna: Fugaku, what exactly are you trying to say?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: What I want to say is that the Konoha high-ranking officials value efficiency when conducting experiments on body cells and the like.]
If they want to shave the hair off the corpses, they can only shave all the hair off our tribesmen.
Instead of just shaving one body!
[Minato Namikaze: That's right, I can vouch for that too. The Konoha leadership has always been known for its efficiency!]
[Uchiha Izuna: So you mean the hair on my corpse wasn't shaved by Danzo or any other Konoha high-ranking official?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Hmm, while I can't be sure, there's a high probability that's the case!]
[Uchiha Izuna: But if it wasn't the Konoha higher-ups who did it, then who was it?]
Tobirama Senju: ...
Uchiha Izuna pondered for a long time in the Pure Land!
After a while.
He suddenly realized something!
[Uchiha Izuna: Tobirama, isn't this what you did...?]
[Tobirama Senju: I didn't. Don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for defamation...]
Uchiha Izuna: Get lost! Don't give me that Jiang kid's nonsense. If the Konoha higher-ups hadn't shaved my hair...
The only person most likely to shave my hair is you.
Because you're the first bastard to study my corpse!
[Uchiha Fugaku: My second grandfather and I are on the same page. I also think it's very likely that the Second Hokage did it!]
[Yagura Karatachi: Damn~ No wonder the Second Hokage was the first to stand up for Danzo.]
And while you were talking just now, he kept using ellipses.
At first, I didn't understand why he did that, but it turns out it was because he felt guilty!
[Uchiha Fugaku: That's right. The Second Hokage himself just said that he was secretly researching it back then.]
This shows that this underground experimental base has always been very secretive, and no one else would know about it.
I suspect that Danzo and his group also discovered this underground experimental base by accident, and found your body, Second Grandfather, here.
That's why they put it to use, directly converting it into an even larger experimental base!
[Uchiha Izuna: What you said makes some sense!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: If we analyze it this way, the Konoha higher-ups should be the second person to accept my great-grandfather's body!]
If the Konoha leadership didn't shave the hair of the second grandfather.
So, the only one who has the opportunity to do that is...
That would only be the first owner of the corpse, the Second Hokage!
Tobirama Senju: ...
Everyone was stunned by Fugaku Uchiha's brilliant analysis!
[Uchiha Shisui: Awesome, clan leader! I never knew your analytical skills were so impressive!]
[Yagura Karatachi: It seems that those who can become clan leaders are no ordinary people!]
[The Third Raikage: As expected of the last head of the Uchiha clan, I have to admit defeat!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Everyone, please keep a low profile. I don't want to make a scene...]
……
Looking at the excited crowd!
At this moment, Tobirama Senju was in a state of panic!
Because Fugaku Uchiha's analysis was absolutely correct.
The hair on Uchiha Izuna's body!
He really did shave it back then!
[Uchiha Izuna: Tobirama, is there anything else you want to say?]
[Tobirama Senju: Cough~ It seems I underestimated Fugaku's intelligence; he truly is a talent!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Heh! Anyway, I used to be the head of the Konoha Police Department for many years.]
Analyzing intelligence has always been one of my strengths!
[Tobirama Senju: Impressive!]
[Uchiha Izumi: So, you shaved all the hair off my corpse?]
at this point.
Tobirama Senju did not continue to refuse!
He agreed immediately!
[Tobirama Senju: That's right, it was me who did it!]
As soon as these words came out.
The entire live stream room exploded!
Hyuga Hizashi: I never expected the Second Hokage to be this kind of person!
[Uchiha Fugaku: Aren't all people who enjoy studying corpses psychologically disturbed?]
[Minato Namikaze: Sigh~ I never imagined that the man I once respected most would be a pervert who likes to shave people's hair!]
【Yuhi Shinku: It seems that all those legends about the Second Hokage were definitely false!】
How could someone as twisted as him possibly have created so many legends?
[Sakumo Hatake: Tobirama-sama, I never expected you to be like this... Sigh~]
[Akimichi Torifu: Tobirama-sensei, I remember you weren't like this before!]
[Uchiha Kagami: Tobirama-sensei, why did you do that?]
[Hashirama Senju: Tobirama, you... sigh~]
[Yagura Karatachi: The Terrifying Second Hokage!]
[The Third Raikage: Yes, that's terrifying. I have to admit defeat!]
.......
Chapter 204: A shocking and secretive chapter – Uchiha Izuna's organs have been removed! (Please subscribe to the full chapter!)
[Uchiha Izuna: Tobirama, you bastard, how dare you desecrate my corpse like that...]
Are you even human? Don't you have any sense of public morality?
I'll fuck you ***************】
After learning that the hair on his corpse had been shaved off by Tobirama Senju.
Uchiha Izuna was completely stunned.
He immediately unleashed a string of profanities!
but.
Faced with Uchiha Izuna's angry rebuke.
Tobirama Senju, however, didn't care at all.
[Tobirama Senju: Izuna, you can't blame me, it's your own fault for having so much body hair!]
If I hadn't shaved your head back then, I wouldn't have been able to conduct a proper study!
[Uchiha Izuna: Damn it, you didn't have to shave all my hair off, did you?]
And... I can forgive you for shaving my hair, I can't blame you for that.
But you fucking shaved my private parts too, are you even human?
Even if we are enemies, you don't have to desecrate my corpse like this, do you?
[Tobirama Senju: There's nothing I can do about it. Your Uchiha clan's reproductive system was one of the projects I studied back then.]
It will be very troublesome to investigate if I don't shave your head!
[Uchiha Izuna: What the hell is this reproductive system research? You're not even human, I'll fuck you ************]
[Uchiha Madara: Izuna, calm down. Things have come to this point; your cursing won't change anything!]
Uchiha Izuna: Big brother, why are you even speaking up for Tobirama now?
Are we the two who are your brothers?
[Uchiha Madara: Don't misunderstand, I didn't mean to speak up for Tobirama.]
[Uchiha Izuna: So what do you mean?]
Madara Uchiha: The law of the ninja world is that the victor is king and the loser is villain. We Uchiha clan lost back then!
That's why the Senju clan oppressed us Uchiha and desecrated your corpse like that!
But I promise you, I will definitely avenge you!
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