[Kondo Mune: Come to think of it, it seems I was too hasty!]

[Sarutobi Biwako: ...]

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Chapter 085 Sarutobi Asuma: Bro, wanna smoke a cigarette? (Begging for full subscription)

Inside the meatball shop.

They saw that three Konoha Jonin had already gathered outside the door.

Uchiha Itachi then slowly stood up: "Let's go..."

Upon hearing this, Kisame Hoshigaki chuckled and asked, "Only three have arrived, Mr. Itachi, aren't you planning to wait any longer?"

Uchiha Itachi adjusted his straw hat and said expressionlessly, "We're here to gather intelligence, not to fight..."

As the words fell.

His figure then disappeared from the meatball shop.

Because the speed is too fast.

Kakashi and his two companions were outside the door!

They didn't even notice how he left.

"Itachi-san really left in a hurry..."

Kisame Hoshigaki casually picked up Samehada, the large sword that was lying next to him!

He then immediately used the Body Flicker Technique to leave the place!

"Kakashi, they've already left. Their location is... near the moat to the south."

Kurenai Yuhi, who possesses sensory abilities, turned to look into the dumpling shop, her eyes sparkling as she said, "What an amazing Body Flicker Technique! It can cover such a distance in an instant!"

"If he wasn't powerful, how could he have wiped out the entire Uchiha clan all by himself!"

Kakashi Hatake said with a solemn expression.

I recall those moments when I was cleaning up the mess in the Uchiha clan's territory!

His fear of Itachi Uchiha became even heavier!

They massacred hundreds of members of their own clan.

Apart from Uchiha Sasuke, who was out late and returning home.

No one in the clan survived!

They didn't even spare the elderly, the weak, women, and children.

This guy is the kind of person who can even lay a hand on his own parents.

How cruel can someone be?!

Kurenai asked warily, "Should we follow them and see what's going on?"

Kakashi nodded and said, "Okay, you two go and confirm their purpose for coming to Konoha. I'll be there shortly..."

"it is good!"

Without the slightest hesitation, after receiving Kakashi's instructions, Kurenai Yuhi immediately used the Body Flicker Technique to follow him.

Sarutobi Asuma hesitated for a moment!

However, he still followed immediately afterward!

At the same time that the two left the meatball shop one after the other.

A little bee also leisurely flew out of the meatball shop.

It circled around Kakashi's head.

Incidentally, a tiny amount of soda was spilled.

Then they continued to fly leisurely towards the moat to the south!

"Huh? Why is water vapor falling? Is it going to rain?"

Kakashi looked up at the blazing sun high in the sky, a slightly puzzled expression on his face.

……

at the same time.

A few kilometers away, by the moat.

Kurenai Yuhi and Asuma Sarutobi had deliberately circled around to the front of Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki.

He then walked towards the two of them on foot.

soon.

The four people stood side by side, facing each other on the riverbank.

"pat~"

At this time.

Sarutobi Asuma suddenly pulled a lighter from his pocket and lit a cigarette for himself!

Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki understood each other without saying a word.

Only Kurenai Yuhi glanced briefly at Asuma Sarutobi!

He thought to himself: What kind of time is this to be thinking about smoking!

Studio.

[The Third Raikage: What is this guy doing? Facing two opponents stronger than himself, he still has the nerve to light a cigarette for me?]

[Yagura Karatachi: Is he having a craving for cigarettes?]

[Uchiha Fugaku: This kid really doesn't know the bigger picture. He'll definitely be killed by my son later!]

Third Hokage, I think you'll soon be reunited with your son here!

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: ???]

[Kondo Mumo: I'm telling you, all of you, stop mocking him. Ever since he lost interest in women, his smoking habit is probably the only pleasure he has left in life!]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: That's right, people need something to hold onto, otherwise life would be meaningless!]

[Burubi: I actually think Sarutobi Asuma's composure under pressure was very admirable!]

[Uchiha Izuna: Courage my foot! Didn't you see his legs were already trembling?]

[Burubi: Um... that's probably because the injury from being pricked by the Senbon Steel Needles hasn't fully healed yet!]

……

Regarding Sarutobi Asuma's act of smoking during the battle.

Different people have different opinions.

Neither of them could convince the other!

But at this moment.

Something unexpected happened!

After Sarutobi Asuma lit his cigarette, he was seen...

He actually took two more cigarettes out of the pack.

Then, shamelessly, he handed the two cigarettes to Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki.

He asked with a smile, "Hey bro, wanna have a cigarette?"

Uchiha Itachi: ? ? ?

Kisame Hoshigaki: ? ? ?

Jiang Cheng: ? ? ?

Viewers in the live stream: ???

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Chapter 086: The Shadows of All Generations Were Embezzling Public Funds! (Begging for Full Subscriptions)

Jiang Cheng: "Holy crap, you guys in the Naruto world actually have Hua Zi?"

Jiang Cheng was stunned by Sarutobi Asuma's unexpected actions!

but.

His shock wasn't solely due to Sarutobi Asuma's violation of the original storyline by offering cigarettes to Uchiha Itachi and Kisame Hoshigaki!

After all, he had completely disrupted the original storyline.

The altered storyline, no matter what happens!

He wouldn't find it strange at all!

What shocked him was!

Sarutobi Asuma was smoking a Chinese cigarette!

[The Third Raikage: "Huazi is just the name of a cigarette brand, not a good one. What's the big deal? I used to smoke Cordyceps in my old age!"]

[Kondo Mumo: Hmph! You dare to show off your measly Cordyceps sinensis in front of me? How about some top-tier Black Liqun?]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Why are you guys suddenly comparing cigarette brands? Do you want me to bring up the Watenchi brand I smoked in my previous life and ramble on about it?]

[Yagura Karatachi: Holy crap~ Second Mizukage, I didn't expect you to be able to afford Watenka, that's the most expensive cigarette in Kirigakure!]

I originally wanted to try my luck with that brand too, but then I thought about it, and with the Mizukage's position, bonuses, and salary, I simply couldn't afford it!

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Ha! How much could the Mizukage's position, bonuses, and salary possibly amount to?]

You need to use your brain and find some under-the-table income, otherwise you'll never be able to afford those cigarettes in your entire life!

[Yagura Karatachi: Gray income? Second Mizukage, could it be that you...]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Cough cough~ Idiot, don't say it out loud!]

[Yagura Karatachi: But... the villagers chose us to be the Mizukage because they trusted us!]

How could we do something against our conscience?

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Calling you stupid is no exaggeration. Go ask the other Kage if they ever had any wicked thoughts in their lives.]

[Yagura Karatachi: ...]

[Kondo Mune: Little mustache, don't talk nonsense. I have never done anything to line my own pocket!]

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Stop pretending. Everyone's already dead anyway. Will you die if you tell the truth?]

See, I already told you, it's no big deal!

If you're a man, just say it!

If not, then pretend I never said that!

[Kondo Mumo: Damn it, do you have to be so ruthless? Fine, fine, I'll just say it. I only made a few quick bucks when I was short of money!]

Moreover, the black Liqun cigarettes I smoked were all bought directly with public funds, so I didn't have to spend my own money at all!

How about that? Manly enough, right?

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Not bad, not bad, about the same as me. No wonder he's the one who went down with me!]

Seeing that the Second Mizukage and the Second Tsuchikage had both confessed.

To show that he is also a man.

The other shadows also immediately stepped forward.

[Third Raikage: Ahem~ Since the Second Tsuchikage and the Second Mizukage are so generous, then I'll be frank with you too. Actually, I also took quite a lot of public property back in the day.]

Even the money for his wedding was embezzled from the Hidden Cloud Village's funds!

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