When you are in Naruto, the era of live streaming for all has begun!

[Yagura Karatachi: Holy crap, the First Hokage was so accommodating when discussing important matters of the ninja world!]

I never expected him to be so shrewd when it came to his wife!

[Hozuki Gengetsu: The Senju clan truly lives up to its reputation as a clan that has been passed down since the Ninja Clan era; they still maintain the traditional custom of drowning pigs in cages!]

[Kondo Mune: Yes, I never imagined the Senju clan had such an ancient family rule!]

[Tobirama Senju: Brother, are you kidding me? My relationship with my sister-in-law is purely platonic. How can you say that I seduced my second sister-in-law?]

Besides, you're my older brother!

If you insist on saying I seduced my sister-in-law!

Shouldn't she be seducing her sister-in-law?

[Hashirama Senju: Second brother, you've finally admitted it!]

[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap, what did I admit to?]

[Hashirama Senju: Actually, I deliberately misspoke just now; my purpose was to trick you into revealing information!]

[Tobirama Senju: Brother, you're overthinking it. I was just correcting your mistake. My sister-in-law and I have a proper uncle-in-law/sister-in-law relationship, it's definitely not what you're thinking!]

[Hashirama Senju: Really?]

[Tobirama Senju: Of course it's true, brother! You have to believe me, I would never betray you!]

[Hashirama Senju: But... after my final battle with Madara at the Valley of the End, why did you and your sister-in-law keep making me take medicine?]

[Tobirama Senju: Nonsense! After your battle with Madara at the Valley of the End, your external injuries were all healed by the Sage Body!]

However, due to the continuous fighting for several days and nights.

Many of the organs inside your body have already depleted!

The medicine your sister-in-law fed you was all prepared by me!

Those herbal decoctions are specially made to nourish the essence and replenish vital energy, and to restore internal injuries and chakra!

Besides.

It is also particularly effective for some difficult-to-treat conditions such as prostatitis and painful urination!

[Hashirama Senju: You even knew I have prostatitis and painful urination?]

[Tobirama Senju: Yes, my sister-in-law told me all this...]

[Mito Uzumaki: ...]

[Tobirama Senju: Sister-in-law, don't be angry. As long as we explain everything to our brother, he won't suspect us anymore!]

I'm doing this for your reputation's sake!

Hashirama Senju: Second brother, I believe everything you just said!

However, there's one thing I still don't quite understand!

[Tobirama Senju: Big brother, just tell me everything, and I'll try my best to fool you!]

[Hashirama Senju: What did you say?]

[Tobirama Senju: Ahem! What I mean is, if there's anything you don't understand, just tell me, and I'll try my best to explain it to you!]

[Hashirama Senju: It's nothing really. I just wanted to know, when you and your sister-in-law were feeding me medicine back then, why did your sister-in-law always say that one thing first?]

[Tobirama Senju: Which line?]

[Hashirama Senju: Taro, it's time for you to get up and take your medicine!]

[Tobirama Senju: That's because my sister-in-law watched too much of the Water Margin back then!]

.......

Chapter 188: The Power of the Vortex Physique! (Begging for full subscription)

[Hashirama Senju: Mizukiden? What's that?]

[Tobirama Senju: It's a classic wuxia novel...it seems to tell the story of three women and one hundred and five bandits. I wonder who wrote it!]

[Hashirama Senju: The story of three women and one hundred and five bandits? Isn't this novel a bit too explicit? How could your sister-in-law read that kind of novel?]

[Tobirama Senju: I don't know about that, maybe it's because he was too lonely!]

[Hashirama Senju: How is that possible? If you said she read that novel after I died, that would be understandable!]

But I wasn't dead yet back then, so what was she lonely about?

[Tobirama Senju: How dare you say that? My sister-in-law says you're always with Madara; you're nowhere to be seen during the day and nowhere to be seen at night!]

Sometimes he won't be home for several days!

Do you think she's lonely?

As soon as these words came out.

Hashirama Senju was alright.

On the contrary, it was those first-generation Kage who had once coveted Mito Uzumaki!

But one by one they couldn't help but step forward!

[Bai Lian: Holy crap! The First Hokage, Lady Mito, was the most beautiful woman in the ninja world back then!]

Isn't it a bit of a waste that you're never home?

[Shihe: Occupying a position without using it is really going too far!]

[The First Raikage: Back then, Lady Mito was in her prime, full of vigor, yet the First Hokage didn't stay by her side, finding solace in books instead. That's understandable!]

[Liedou: If I had known that Mrs. Mito was so lonely back then, I should have found an opportunity to get to know her better!]

Perhaps this will give our Sand Village one more Jinchūriki!

[Bai Lian: First Kazekage, how could you be so despicable? We were all just lusting after Lady Mito's body, but you're lusting after the tailed beast inside her!]

[First Raikage: Hmph! Don't think you can get away with this just because you're close to the water. With your small frame, who knows what kind of torture Lady Mito will inflict on you!]

[Ishigawa: The First Raikage, what do you mean by that?]

[First Raikage: Don't forget, Lady Mito was in her prime back then!]

Later, I was influenced by books like Shui Xu Chuan!

I wonder how much I'll crave it!

Could an average person handle this?

[Bai Lian: I see, I had forgotten about that...]

[Shihe: The First Raikage truly lives up to his name. Now I finally understand why the Third Raikage was so flamboyant...]

Bloodlines really are something that are passed down through generations!

[The first Raikage:...]

Seeing these old folks making fun of themselves all like this.

Moreover, he seems to be becoming increasingly outspoken.

Mito Uzumaki, who originally didn't want to get involved in this matter!

Finally, she couldn't help but speak up!

[Mito Uzumaki: Haven't you guys said enough? You really think you can act with impunity if I don't speak up?]

[Tobirama Senju: Sister-in-law, you've finally spoken! Even if you hadn't intervened, I would never have let these bastards get away with it!]

[Mito Uzumaki: Tobirama, shut your mouth! This whole mess is all your doing!]

[Tobirama Senju: I'm innocent, sister-in-law! It was my brother who kept asking me about that incident from back then. I only brought it up again and again to save your face!]

But who could have imagined that my older brother would be so persistent about that matter!

[Mito Uzumaki: Hmph~ Didn't I just ask you to buy a pack of panty liners back then?]

Although it's a little embarrassing to talk about, it's not something shameful!

After all, I suffer from menstrual cramps, and your older brother knows that!

[Tobirama Senju: Okay, sister-in-law, you said it yourself, I didn't...]

[Bai Lian: Lady Mito, back then you shyly and embarrassedly went to see the Second Hokage in the middle of the night, was it just so he would buy you a pack of sanitary pads?]

[Mito Uzumaki: What? Is it not allowed? Doesn't your wife use that kind of thing?]

[Shihe: But... it's just buying a pack of panty liners, there's no need to go to your brother-in-law's room in the middle of the night, is there? Couldn't you just go buy it yourself?]

[Mito Uzumaki: You make it sound so simple. I am a member of the Uzumaki clan. Without sanitary pads, I can hardly even walk. How can you expect me to buy them myself?]

What's more, Tobirama had been working through the night dissecting corpses during that period!

Go to his room in the middle of the night; you might still be able to find him!

But if you go to see him during the day!

That's not necessarily true!

[First Raikage: Lady Mito, I don't quite understand. You're a member of the Uzumaki clan. What does that have to do with your difficulty walking?]

[Mito Uzumaki: Because the Uzumaki clan has a special physique, strong vitality, and vigorous blood...]

[First Raikage: What do you mean? I still don't quite understand...]

[Mito Uzumaki: An old man with a large physique...]

[The first Raikage:...]

[Hashirama Senju: ???]

[Tobirama Senju: ???]

.......

Chapter 189 Jiraiya vs. Uchiha Itachi! (Please subscribe to the full chapter!)

[Minato Namikaze: Mito-sama is right. I can vouch for her regarding the large number of Uzumaki clan members!]

Just as everyone was feeling embarrassed by Mito Uzumaki's answer.

Minato Namikaze, that blockhead, inappropriately interrupted.

But the next second.

His wife, Kushina Uzumaki, was furious!

[Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, are you an idiot? Why are you meddling in this?]

[Minato Namikaze: Hehe~ I'm just testifying for Mito-sama, aren't I? I was afraid the seniors wouldn't know!]

[Kushina Uzumaki: But you're making me feel really embarrassed...]

Minato Namikaze: What's the big deal? Don't you female ninjas have your period for a few days every month?

Isn't this a normal thing?

It's just that your Uzumaki clan has a slightly larger number of members!

Minato Namikaze looked completely bewildered.

Because he was so naive, he had no idea!

Why would my wife suddenly get so angry?

Kushina Uzumaki: Alright, Minato, stop talking and just shut up!

Let's not get involved when the seniors are speaking!

That would make us seem disrespectful!

[Minato Namikaze: Okay, honey, whatever you say, I'll do it, mwah!]

[Yagura Karatachi: Holy crap, Fourth Hokage, do you have to be so disgusting? This isn't the way to show off your love!]

[Minato Namikaze: Isn't it normal for me to express my love to my wife?]