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Sasuke Uchiha was already on the verge of a mental breakdown due to the foul water flowing backwards, and now, with Naruto Uzumaki urging him on, he felt like his head was about to explode.

Then, a thought struck him, and his foot slipped.

He fell straight down from the sky.

"Oh no, Jiangcheng is in danger..."

Upon seeing this, Kakashi immediately leaped up and rushed towards the two.

He originally intended to save Naruto Uzumaki.

But before they could get there...

He then saw a kunai shot up from the Jiangcheng side.

Then it hit Naruto's clothes with perfect accuracy!

Driven by the pulling force.

Naruto Uzumaki was pinned to the tree by that kunai!

"When did this kid become so accurate at throwing kunai?"

Kakashi was surprised, but he didn't stop what he was doing and took the remaining Uchiha Sasuke into his arms.

But the next second.

He regretted it.

Because after taking over Sasuke.

An extremely pungent smell then hit us in the face.

Even with a mask on, he felt nauseous.

what happened?

Kakashi looked down.

Only then did they discover that Sasuke's crotch was full of those indescribable filth!

No wonder it smells so bad!

However, Kakashi is a decent person.

He knew that Sasuke's old injuries from training had likely flared up!

Therefore, after catching Sasuke, he didn't return to the ground, but instead took him away from the grove.

"What's wrong with Kakashi-sensei? Why did he take Sasuke with him?"

Sakura blinked, looking completely bewildered.

She didn't understand why Kakashi had left with Sasuke without a word.

Jiang Cheng does know.

However, just to save Sasuke a little face!

He did not tell Sakura Haruno about the other party's leak.

[Uchiha Fugaku: Kakashi is actually a decent guy; he actually helped my son avoid an embarrassing situation. Sakumo, thank you, son!]

[Sakumo Hatake: Hehe~ No matter what, my son is still your son's teacher, so he should definitely receive the necessary care!]

[Uchiha Mikoto: Thank you, Sakumo-nii!]

[Sakumo Hatake: You're welcome, it's my pleasure.]

Sakushige Hatake was very pleased!

He never expected that his son, who spent all his time reading pornographic books, would one day actually bring him some face!

[Tobirama Senju: Speaking of which, the Uchiha brat's old injury has ruptured. Does that mean this match between his sons is doomed?]

[Fugaku Uchiha: That's not necessarily true. You can still continue training by using something underneath. I remember my wife used to train while on her period!]

[Uchiha Mikoto: Cough~ Honey, you shouldn't say things like that, right? It's so embarrassing!]

[Uchiha Fugaku: It's alright, isn't that how all the other female ninjas in the live stream went through this?]

[Uzumaki Kushina:...]

Karura: ...

[Yakura: ...]

[Uchiha Izumi: What are you talking about? Why do we female ninjas have to use something as a training mat?]

[Nohara Rin: Yeah, I don't understand either!]

[Uchiha Fugaku: It seems both of you died quite young, right?]

[Uchiha Izumi: It's not that early, your eldest son and I are classmates!]

[Rin Nohara: I was killed by Kakashi when I was twelve years old!]

[Sakumo Hatake: ???]

[Uchiha Fugaku: I see. Izumi, you're probably a late bloomer. As for Nohara Rin, she's probably just not old enough yet, right?]

[Uchiha Izumi: I still don't understand what you're saying!]

[Nohara Rin: Me too...]

[Uchiha Fugaku: Sigh~ In the end, they are all young girls who have never experienced anything. Let me just say this to you.]

After you female ninjas reach adulthood, due to physical reasons, you bleed for seven days every month.

Of course, this number of days is not absolute. Some people finish in five days, while others may have to maintain it intermittently for half a month.

In short, during that period, you female ninjas will become very weak due to the bleeding.

Therefore, in order to stop the bleeding, a special pad is needed so that one can continue cultivating or carrying out the mission.

[Nohara Rin: Rin... I see!]

[Uchiha Izumi: I didn't expect Clan Chief Fugaku to know so much about this...]

[Uchiha Fugaku: It's all tears when I talk about it. Back when I was in the security department, I was the one who bought all the things for those female prisoners.]

Some prisoners had difficulty moving around due to injuries, and I personally helped them change their clothes, so I know a thing or two about it!

Jiang Cheng: "..."

[Uchiha Mikoto: Fugaku, you actually helped another woman change this...]

[Uchiha Fugaku: Sigh~ You think I wanted to? Those jobs in the security detail aren't for everyone, otherwise I wouldn't be constantly going to Nara to buy longan and kidney tonics!]

Mikoto Uchiha: ...

[Yuhi Maku: Suddenly, I'm actually a little envious of the Security Department's job!]

Hyuga Hizashi: Yes...yes, it's not really about the pay, it's just that I like this job!

[Tobirama Senju: You guys are really something, talking about this stuff here, it's blinding me!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: No, Second Hokage, we're already dead. We're just venting now, what's the big deal? Besides, don't you envy that kind of job?]

[Tobirama Senju: Ahem~ Envy is one thing, but one must have principles. Some things are better left unsaid; saying them aloud will only make you a laughingstock in other villages!]

[The Third Raikage: No, don't laugh, I'm actually quite envious myself!]

[Yagura Karatachi: Me...me too, that's the work life I've always dreamed of!]

Kondo Mumo: That's right. Actually, being a shadow is the most boring job. Every day you're either approving tasks and documents or maintaining the village.

They also have to go to the ninja academy from time to time to do brainwashing work. They're incredibly busy, but apart from having a good reputation, they don't get anything out of it!

It's not even as good as Fugaku's job as the head of the security detail! At least he could enjoy countless women...

[Hozuki Gengetsu: Ahem~ I agree with that too!]

[Shihe: That's what I think too!]

[Kondo Mune: First Tsuchikage? What are you doing here?]

[Shihe: I've only been here a short while, and when I saw you talking, I just chimed in with my opinion!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: Wow, one topic has brought out so many Kage. It seems being a Kage is really tough!]

[Yoji Fuma: This is tough. If I had another chance, I would never again be the Second Kazekage!]

[Haneda Saemon: I, the Third Kazekage, am also one of them. Whoever wants to do it can do it!]

[Eiji Hozuki: I, the Third Mizukage, am here too!]

……

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PS: Kondo Mune was the Second Tsuchikage. I didn't know that before, so I used "Mu" to represent him. I just found his full name today, and I'm including it here!

There's also the Third Raikage. This guy doesn't actually have a full name, just "A". And all Raikages are named "A", so to avoid any misunderstandings, it's more straightforward to just call him the Third Raikage!

By the way, I'd like to take this opportunity to mention something here.

Many people in the comments section said that my book is a bit nonsensical and basically a parody of the original work.

Actually, the main storyline of this book will continue to unfold.

However, since the live stream has a modern protagonist, it will definitely be more humorous and entertaining.

And as I said before!

This book is mainly in a lighthearted and humorous style, aiming to make the readers, especially fathers, laugh!

If this can alleviate some of the pressure on our readers' fathers in real life, I'll be perfectly content!

As for the readers who don't like this kind of content, just treat it as a joke.

Finally, let me say something from the bottom of my heart: My greatest pursuit and goal in writing this book is simply to bring a smile to my readers' faces!

Chapter 107: The Kaleidoscope of Predicting the Future! (Please subscribe to the full chapter!)

Watching these unassuming figures from different eras pour out their troubles to each other.

Jiang Cheng couldn't help but smile.

In fact, he had known about the pitfalls of the 'Shadow' position for a long time.

This position seems pretty prestigious!

But in reality, it was a complete scam.

Not to mention having to process tons of task files every day!

They also have to handle countless trivial matters.

In the original story, after Naruto became the Seventh Hokage, he was so busy that he didn't even have time to go home.

Besides.

It seems that any ninja who becomes a Kage will inexplicably experience a decline in strength.

Naruto with his buzz cut and Gaara with his center parting are the best examples!

This might also be related to the fact that after becoming a film queen, she didn't have time to cultivate!

It's no wonder that there have been so many complaints from film critics throughout history about such a terrible job.

……

After a while.

After changing their clothes, Kakashi and Sasuke returned to the grove.

but.

Even though I had changed my clothes.

The two of them still had a faint scent lingering on them.

"Sasuke, your old injuries haven't fully healed yet. Don't rush things when you train later. Take it slow. I'm going back to take a shower first!"

After bringing Sasuke back here, Kakashi gave him some instructions and then went back alone.