Shipgirls and Salted Fish Commander, Port Survival Guide

"No, why are you like this too!" Jing Su was speechless, rolled her eyes at Bin Jiang, and quickly changed the subject, "So, you still haven't answered my question, what's going on with this thing?"

"What else could it be? To clean up the mess left by some careless guy, the Royal Navy's little girl has declared a state of emergency for the entire Royal Navy fleet. All the Royal Navy ship girls who can move have been mobilized to set up the scene for you."

The swimsuit party, according to the Eagle Union, will be held in a large water park. Since it's a park, there should be places to play. Commander, you also mentioned that you want to have a competition, so there should be a performance platform.

Almost everyone on the front lines will participate, so the food requirements are quite high. The mobile kitchen that Longwu brought over is definitely not enough, and manpower is also a big problem.

Oh, by the way, this food is prepared by our Eastern Empire faction, Commander, please look forward to it.

In short, the platform needs to be built. It's too late to build it now, so we have to urgently transport an amusement park from somewhere else.

It's truly remarkable that the Royal Navy's transport planes have such a large carrying capacity to bring an entire amusement park here.

"I thought the focus was on the Royal Army having a mobile water park," Jing Su muttered to Binjiang, expressing her dissatisfaction.

It's not just a complaint; this is a water park! Even though it's floating in the air, you can tell with the naked eye that this thing is at least five stories high. Such a huge thing, does it even have prefabricated components?

"Hey, Commander, I thought you were going to say something. This is nothing. If I'm not mistaken, there are still several more planes coming. These days, who doesn't have a few prefabricated parts in their warehouse?" Binjiang rolled his eyes at Jing Su, giving him a look that said, "You bumpkin, you're so ignorant," which made Jing Su blush a little.

"I don't think this is a very ordinary thing." Jing Su was sweating profusely. Logically speaking, if you want to stock up on some building materials, even for a prefabricated house, Jing Su would think it's normal. But this is a paradise. What kind of good person would stock up on such a thing?

'Wait a minute, preparing an amusement park in a warehouse—that might actually be a possibility for Queen Elizabeth.'

Jing Su originally wanted to rant about how unreliable this kind of thing was, but when it came to Queen Elizabeth, it seemed to suddenly become quite reliable.

"Is it strange? It's better to be prepared. No matter what, we should store all the good stuff in advance and have it on hand, just in case we need it later," Binjiang said with a matter-of-fact expression.

"That makes a lot of sense, though something still feels off." Jing Su was speechless for a moment, unable to find a point to refute it, and could only say, "You have money, you have the competition!"

It was only at this point that Jing Su realized that Binjiang seemed to be a wealthy man in the port area. Judging from her voice, she would book out entire places or buy up entire areas at the drop of a hat. She was definitely a rich woman.

Thinking of this, Jing Su suddenly wanted to make a joke, so he suddenly hugged Binjiang and shouted, "Rich woman, I'm hungry, please take care of me!"

Seeking a sugar daddy is a pretense; the real intention is to use this opportunity to get close to Binjiang.

At that moment, Jing Su really wanted to shout to the heavens: "Hey bro, you smell amazing!"

His body was supple and his fragrance was irresistible. Jing Su was stunned. Was this really the same dashing brother of hers?

Fragrant, so fragrant!

I wish I could hold you like this forever.

However, while Jing Su may think this way, it doesn't necessarily mean that Binjiang thinks the same way.

Clearly, he completely overlooked the devastating impact his phrase "I'm looking for a sugar daddy" would have on the ship girls!

"Oh ho, Commander, really? You want me to take care of you? Sure, no problem, hehe, I'll take care of you from now on~" Binjiang was overjoyed. She had only come to join in the fun today, but she didn't expect such an unexpected surprise.

No, it can't even be called joy anymore; it's like all of life's goals have been achieved at once.

As for being hugged by Jing Su, Binjiang said he didn't mind at all. He could hug her all he wanted, even for a lifetime. But since he'd already been hugged, he'd better let me take care of him from now on.

With Changchun, the clown, in the Donghuang camp, Binjiang naturally knew what Jing Su meant by asking to be taken care of. But knowing is one thing, I'll just take it seriously. So what if I can't?

Hehe, a hug from my husband, so blissful~

You promised to be my sugar daddy, huh? No problem! I'll take care of you for life—no, for the next life, and the life after that!

Now it's Jing Su's turn to be speechless. No, to put it bluntly, why are you taking advantage of the situation to back down?

Wait, why is it that she's directly asking to be kept by a sugar daddy/sugar baby?

No, I must rise up!

Jing Su decides to fight for her fate this time.

“Commander, what if I booked this entire beach, just the two of us…” Binjiang didn’t give Jing Su a chance to speak. She wrapped her arms around Jing Su, her soft bridge pressed against Jing Su’s chest, and looked at Jing Su with deep affection as she whispered.

'Resistance failed! My god, this tough guy—no, wait, this tender-hearted man—the contrast is irresistible!'

Jing Su said that she was completely captivated by Binjiang's gentle gaze, and that this was definitely cheating.

But this is indeed very Binjiang. Binjiang, this girl from Northeast China, naturally possesses a bold and dashing temperament. With such a personality, ignoring gender, there is no problem treating her like a brother. Yet, when Binjiang becomes gentle, she ranks among the top in the entire port area.

Gentleness and boldness, delicacy and unrestrainedness—these seemingly conflicting traits are perfectly blended in Binjiang. When such a person speaks sweet words to Jingsu with such tenderness, Jingsu is truly heartbroken.

Oh no, I'm surrounded by tenderness!

"Ahem, if we do that, the other ship girls will be watching us." Jing Su replied unconsciously, her mind still foggy.

"Are you being watched by your other companions? It seems so. Isn't that a bit much? It seems you've had a tough time too~" Binjiang's voice was still gentle, but he let go of Jing Su, moved a deck chair from somewhere, lay down on it, and gestured for Jing Su to apply sunscreen to him.

Jing Su naturally agreed, taking the opportunity to calm her chaotic mind.

'It seems that asking for a sugar daddy is something you really can't say carelessly.' Jing Su was on the verge of tears. She used to think that there was a huge gap between herself and the ship girls. Her occasional jokes to ease the atmosphere were often taken seriously by the ship girls, which always caused all sorts of trouble.

Take this swimsuit party for example. It started as a whole fish feast, a lunch idea that was put together to comfort Changchun. Who knew it would turn out like this?

However, Jing Su now understands that the ship girls weren't unaware of what she had said; they were just pretending not to know, doing it on purpose!

If she says anything that involves flirting, the ship girls will immediately turn into hungry wolves and pounce on her, as if they want to devour her on the spot.

"Actually, it's not so bad. It's you guys who have been working the hardest. As for me, I'm just a flowerpot, something to look good on the surface." Jing Su said with a self-deprecating laugh, thinking about what the ship girls had told her.

“Commander, you can’t talk about yourself like that~” Upon hearing Jing Su’s words, Binjiang reacted extremely quickly, immediately turning around and pulling Jing Su into her arms. “Look at you, talking nonsense again. You can’t say that in the future. With you here, the port is home. Would you kick your child out of the house just because he’s not good enough?”

"Hiss~ Although this sounds a bit strange, thank you anyway. It's me who's been talking nonsense." Although Binjiang's remarks gave Jing Su a bit of a shock, it must be admitted that the effect was quite good. Or rather, Jing Su has come to terms with it. A vase is a vase, as long as it makes everyone happy, that's enough.

Not to mention, being kept by someone is really great!

"Buzz~ Buzz!"

Just as she was expressing her feelings, a roaring sound caught Jing Su's attention. Looking in the direction of the sound, she saw a luxurious cruise ship.

Even after being exposed to the royal family, this cruise ship still took Jing Su by surprise; its luxury was indescribable.

Even from hundreds of meters away, you can still feel the grandeur of the cruise ship; it's a veritable sea monster. Even if you try to look up, you can't even see what's on its top.

"Haha, we've finally arrived! I thought we'd been stranded somewhere." Just as Jing Su was wondering if this cruise ship was the work of the royal faction, Binjiang's boisterous voice rang out.

"Ah, Binjiang, you mean? This thing is yours?" Jing Su's pupils contracted, and her jaw almost dropped to the ground.

"Can't I? Haha, didn't we agree that I would take care of you? I said it before, that we would enjoy wealth and glory together. But then I thought it was too meaningless to just say it."

I just overheard Yixian and Belfast mentioning that you seem quite interested in cruise ships, Commander, so I decided to just buy one.

"Isn't it impressive? It's yours!"

"Hiss~" Jing Su gasped, and subconsciously said, "Is this a matter of whether it's grand or not?"

"Isn't it grand enough?" Clearly, Binjiang didn't understand Jing Su's meaning, and an embarrassed expression appeared on his face. "But this is already the largest ship I could find. If we want something more grand, we'll have to build it ourselves."

Hmm, I'll think of a way to get another one.

"Forget it, I'll just build one myself, all at once!"

"And what about this one?"

"Since you don't like it, Commander, then it has no reason to exist. Just tear it down," Binjiang said with a matter-of-fact expression.

"!?"

"What the hell? Such a big ship, you just dismantle it like that?"

Although he wasn't very clear about the shipbuilding technology and costs of this world, Jing Su made a simple comparison with his previous life. In his previous life, there was a ship of this size that he remembered called Ocean Wonder, which was over 360 meters long, over 60 meters wide, with a total height of 18 decks, a total tonnage of over 230,000 tons, and a cost of over 1 billion pounds!

That's over 8.5 billion RMB.

The sea monster before us is estimated to be much larger than the Ocean Wonder. Even if the shipbuilding technology in this world is far more advanced than in the previous world, and even if we calculate based on the price of the Ocean Wonder, it would be an astronomical figure. Can we just give it up like that?

"If you don't like it, then what's the point of keeping it? If it makes you unhappy, then it has no reason to exist," Binjiang said with a matter-of-fact expression.

"Cough cough cough~" Even though it was air, Jing Su choked badly and almost couldn't catch her breath.

'Rich woman, I'm hungry, time for food!'

Jing Su almost repeated those words again.

So, I thought it was a joke earlier, but it turns out Binjiang, you're serious? Why are you all so rich?!

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's just a small amount of money, it's nothing. No matter what you want, or if someone has bullied you, I'll help you solve it. After all, we're true love, right?"

I bought this cruise ship so you could eat, drink, and have fun. If you don't like it, then there's no need for it to continue existing. Things that make you unhappy have no reason to exist. In the port area, everyone would think the same way.

"Alright, alright, stop looking so down. Think about something happy. If there's anything you want, just tell me, and I'll buy it for you." Binjiang's tone was quite generous.

"It's alright, it's alright, I quite like this thing, let's keep it~" Jing Su quickly stopped her, jokingly, it would be such a waste to dismantle such a big cruise ship, we should at least go up and see what it looks like first.

"Haha, really? As long as you're happy." Hearing Jing Su say she liked it, Binjiang beamed and quickly said, "Then, shall we go up and take a look?"

As the cruise ship was specially bought to make Jing Su happy, she prepared a lot of nice things on it. She originally thought she wouldn't need them, but Jing Su liked them, so naturally she had to make the most of them.

"Hmm~"

Chapter 256 Absolutely Legal Business

"Hey, Commander, come on over and soak up some sun." Just as Jing Su was surprised to find herself suddenly on a super-luxury cruise ship, Binjiang's boisterous voice rang out.

"Okay, coming right away." Jing Su responded after hearing the voice, then turned around and froze on the spot. "Wait, when did you change your clothes?"

It turned out that while Jing Su was in a daze, Binjiang not only moved a sofa onto the deck, but also changed her clothes. The original Binjiang was wearing a golden bikini, but now she was wearing a smart female office worker's uniform, except that the shirt on her upper body had a large slit.

The black bra* was revealed underneath. Compared to the bikini, the fabric of this bra offered far less coverage. At least the bikini covered the lower half of the bridge, but this one barely covered two grapes at most.

Adding to the fact that Binjiang was reclining on the sofa at that moment, her revealing clothes and languid expression, along with her incredibly long legs that could almost kill Jing Su, made her even more alluring.

Jing Su said that it was fortunate that they were outdoors, otherwise little Jing Su would have definitely rebelled.

"Haha, Commander, what's with that look? If you want it, just do it~ We've been married for so long, what's there to be shy about?" Feeling Jing Su's burning gaze and rapidly rising body temperature, Binjiang smiled happily. She knew that doing this would definitely elicit a reaction from Jing Su.

However, as mentioned before, this is outdoors, in broad daylight, so you can only look but not eat.

Binjiang said she did it on purpose, "You bastard, you dare to flirt with my best friend right in front of me! I have a temper too!"

Admittedly, Binjiang felt very guilty for thwarting Yixian's wedding and really wanted to make it up to her best friend. But after seeing Yixian win over Jingsu, she felt strange and depressed. She wanted to be angry, but didn't know why.

In conclusion, I'm jealous!

Come and comfort me!

Seeing Binjiang's reaction, Jing Su was slightly taken aback at first, but quickly understood what Binjiang meant. Having been through so many Royal Navy ship girls, even if Jing Su hadn't interacted with that many girls, she could sense that Binjiang was feeling a bit depressed.

"My goodness, the sun must have risen in the west! Is that woman from Northeast China jealous?!"

Surprised as I was, I knew I had to go and comfort my wife, who was angry.

Of course, for a bold and straightforward woman from Northeast China like Binjiang, ordinary methods of comforting her are not very effective; we need to find another way.

"Oh dear, Binjiang, my good wife, you can't even change your clothes properly, the buttons aren't fastened properly." The first step in comforting her is to divert her attention and prevent her from thinking about what made her angry.

"Ha, I've arranged myself like this, and you're still paying attention to this, Commander?" Hearing Jing Su's words, Binjiang became even angrier. We've been married for so long, and you can't even tell that I dressed like this on purpose? You blockhead!

"Of course! My wife is so beautiful, I can't bear to let others see her. Well, no, anyway, I care a lot about how you are."

how to say.

My wife looks so beautiful in her uniform; I don't want anyone else to see her.

"A beautiful wife is only for me to look at, no way, Binjiang, from now on, this kind of posture of yours is only for me to see, understand? Otherwise, I'll be very, very angry, I'll be insanely jealous~"

The second step in comforting your wife is to let her feel that you care about her, express your opinion of her, and strongly express your feelings.

If you're not good at expressing yourself, just keep saying those five words: "Wife, I love you!"

If you find these words too mushy, then we can be more direct.

'Wife, let's kiss!'

Of course, you can only say that if you have a really good relationship with your wife and you know that she won't be offended.

Otherwise, you're just courting death.

"Oh, haha, really? So that's how you see me. Why didn't you say that when I was wearing my swimsuit earlier?"

Clearly, Binjiang appreciated Jing Su's words, but Binjiang, being Binjiang, was quick-witted and soon realized what was going on.

'Wait a minute, if you really care that much, why didn't you react when you were wearing your swimsuit? You know, your swimsuit is the kind that even many ship girls from the Eagle Union would blush at.'

But all he got was the commander leering at him; he didn't say anything else.

Thinking of this, Binjiang looked at Jing Su with a puzzled expression, as if to say, "You're not trying to fool me, are you?"

But this is still within Jing Su's expectations.

What should you do if your wife becomes suspicious of your compliments?