Shipgirls and Salted Fish Commander, Port Survival Guide

"Commander, if there's anything bothering you, please feel free to tell me. I'd be happy to confide in you." At this moment, the goddess of the hearth mustered her courage, took the initiative to sit next to Jing Su, and said to him.

"I'm not really unhappy, but I'll probably suffer a bit tonight." Then, Jing Su briefly told the Kitchen Goddess about her plans to paint with Hu Teng that evening.

This is actually a way of telling the other ship girls that she has already been reserved for today and doesn't need to consider it for tonight.

Having been in this world for so long, Jing Su knew that as long as she left her room, she would basically be watched the whole time. The most obvious evidence was what happened when she was with Ke Wei. That guy installed a bunch of cameras in the maze. According to her, it was to prevent any mischievous little ones from running in and getting lost. Jing Su said she believed that nonsense.

At first, Jing Su was a little uneasy, feeling a bit strange being watched all the time, but she soon came to terms with it. In the society before she transmigrated, there were cameras everywhere on the streets, so she was used to it. Anyway, it was just a camera installed outside the room, not inside, so it didn't really affect her privacy. She didn't care.

Saying this now is like telling the girls who are watching nearby that she already has someone, so they shouldn't bother trying today!

Chapter 308 You Have to Listen to Your Private Doctor

The female Stove Goddess naturally understood Jing Su's subtext. Although she didn't have a chance to be intimate with Jing Su that night, from another perspective, she hadn't come for that reason, but rather because she was worried about something happening to Jing Su.

I didn't come here to post pictures anyway, so not being able to post pictures now isn't unacceptable. Besides, if I don't have a chance to post pictures in the evening, I can do it in the afternoon, right?

Anyway, I was the one who took on the task of appeasing Jing Su; it was a request from the masses, so ultimately, the outcome is up to me.

Thinking of this, the goddess of the hearth suddenly changed her aura, and her eyes instantly lit up.

When your mind is open, life is full of wonders.

"Hehe, as the older sister, it's only natural for me to offer some comfort to soothe the lonely and lost heart of this young man, right?"

It's normal for the actions to be a bit intimate during this process, right?

So, Commander, come here, come into my arms~

"The Goddess of the Hearth? What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?" For some reason, Jing Su suddenly sensed that the Goddess of the Hearth's aura had changed strangely, and asked with concern.

"Hehe, Commander, I'm fine. Come here, Commander, come up to my knees, let me check you out."

"?"

Jing Su was dumbfounded. Why would a ship girl want her to lie on her lap?

While lap pillows are indeed very comfortable, and the delicate fragrance of a young girl wafts up when you rest your head on one, making you feel intoxicated, this frequency is a bit too much.

Not counting the one Hu Teng just gave him, a few days ago, Lexington, Glorious, and even Anchorage all gave him a lap pillow. Especially Anchorage, she actually asked Jing Su to give her a lap pillow in the water, which almost made Jing Su choke to death!

“Commander, don’t be shy. I took a good shower before I went out today, so I shouldn’t have any strange smell. Of course, if you like to leave some strange smell on me, that’s fine too~” the goddess of the hearth said softly.

At this moment, Jing Su realized that although the Goddess of the Hearth was a gentle older sister type, it did not mean that she knew nothing. On the contrary, as a senior character who could manage the entire White Eagle camp in an orderly manner, the Goddess of the Hearth probably knew more than herself.

This can also be seen from her voice.

The goddess of the hearth has always been an extremely bold being, to the point that it can no longer be described as merely 'knowing'. It's quite possible that many of the smaller ships in the White Eagle camp received their initial sexual education from the goddess of the hearth.

After all, from every perspective, the goddess of the hearth is the most suitable candidate.

"Ahem, this isn't something to be ashamed of!!!" Jing Su coughed lightly, about to say something, when she found a slender hand pressing on her forehead with a firm touch.

When Jing Su came to her senses, she was already lying on the lap of the Kitchen Goddess.

“Commander, there are many things that girls shouldn’t take the initiative for. It’s not a respectable thing for a girl to take the initiative.” The goddess of the hearth said as she began to massage Jing Su.

It must be said that the goddess of the hearth's skills were superb. Jing Su felt so comfortable that she wanted to close her eyes and enjoy it while feeling the goddess of the hearth's gentle chanting.

Time passed by unnoticed, and just as Jing Su was about to fall into a deep sleep, the voice of the Kitchen Goddess rang out again.

"Commander, how are you feeling now? Are you in a better mood?"

"Now I understand why people pay to listen to what others say online," Jing Su murmured with her eyes closed.

"Ok?"

"Hearing the voice of the goddess of the hearth, my head feels like it's been electrocuted, buzzing, it's so comfortable~ I almost fell asleep just now." Jing Su opened her eyes, only to be greeted by two round southern hemispheres. Her face immediately turned red, but she didn't dare to turn her head away to look elsewhere. After all, in her current position, the goddess of the hearth could feel even the slightest movement, not to mention that even if she wanted to move, there was nowhere for her to move~

Going in is forbidden territory, and going out... you're already lying here, yet you're twisting outwards!?

Besides, if you twist it elsewhere and press on its ear, it will hurt too.

"Commander, what are you saying~" the female Vestal murmured, her body twisting uncontrollably. This was going to be the death of Jing Su. Don't forget that Jing Su was pinned to the knees by the female Vestal. And the clothes she was wearing at this moment were not just seducing Jing Su into committing a crime, but were directly saying, "Commander, come here quickly!"

"..."

Jing Su said she really couldn't stand it; she couldn't bear the movements and the sounds.

I wanted to get up immediately, but I didn't dare to use too much force or go too fast, otherwise I would be in trouble if I crashed into the Southern Hemisphere.

However, the goddess of the hearth recovered quickly. In fact, from the beginning, all her attention had been focused on Jing Su. Although she couldn't see Jing Su's expression completely because of the size of her bridge, she could clearly feel any change in Jing Su's expression when she was so close.

Therefore, the Kitchen Goddess was quite looking forward to taking a picture of Jing Su's shy expression at this moment.

"Commander, let me help you up~" With that, the goddess of the hearth reached out and supported Jing Su's lower back, trying to help him up.

The sudden support startled Jing Su. Hu Teng had just finished painting there, and was experiencing the deepest feelings at that moment. The sudden movement from the Kitchen Goddess made Jing Su feel as if she had been electrocuted, and she immediately stood up.

I forgot to tell the Kitchen Goddess about the condition of my back. If Hu Teng sees the mess in her carefully crafted painting tonight, who knows what kind of torment she'll get me into.

"Commander, are you alright!?" The goddess of the hearth looked puzzled. She was fine just now, so why is she suddenly making such a big move?

'Could it be that the commander has injured his back?'

"Ahem, it's nothing, it's nothing. Um, Goddess of the Hearth, your voice is perfect for ASMR. It'll definitely sell like hotcakes!" Jing Su didn't dare linger on this topic for too long and quickly changed the subject.

"ASMR? What's that?" As Jing Su expected, the goddess of the hearth did indeed show a puzzled expression.

"It's a kind of sound performance, using some strange things to make specific sounds to stimulate people's brains. In Donghuang terms, it gives you a feeling like your soul leaves your body." Jing Su tried to explain. Actually, he didn't know much about it either. He only found out about it after the official secret language system was released. He asked around in the group what it was and then searched online and found it.

"Strange sounds? But Commander, I'm not very good at playing musical instruments."

“It doesn’t have to be an instrument, a human voice will do too. The chanting you did just now, Goddess of the Hearth, was a really good ASMR. Listening to it was a true enjoyment for the soul.” Jing Su didn’t hold back his praise for the chanting the Goddess of the Hearth had given him during the massage. In some ways, the chanting made him feel even better than the massage itself.

"Is that so?" Sensing Jing Su's appreciation, the goddess of the hearth nodded, seemingly understanding something. "Does the commander really like this... what kind of ASMR?"

"I wouldn't say I like it, since I don't know much about it. The only thing I know is that some people use it to help them sleep."

"Sleep aid? Commander, are you having trouble sleeping?" The goddess of the hearth caught the key point.

"It's alright, I guess. My sleep quality isn't particularly good, but I've been sleeping quite well lately." Jing Su does have a problem with light sleep, and normally she has a hard time falling asleep and is also prone to waking up once she's asleep. But since coming to this world, her sleep problems have been solved by the ship girls with their absolute strength.

Having trouble sleeping? Waking up easily?

That's not tiring enough, looks like we can go for another round!

So, Jing Su has been able to sleep better at night lately, but her kidneys are really suffering.

"That won't do, Commander. Poor sleep is very harmful to your health. How about this, I'll take charge of taking care of your health from now on. Miss Belfast, really, you can't always take care of the company. You call yourself the head of the Royal Maid Corps, yet you haven't even taken care of your health when it's in such a serious situation!" The Vesta's aura changed again once the topic of care came up.

She became strict and serious. You have to understand that the goddess of the hearth's job is to be a doctor. From a professional point of view, it's really hard to say whether a maid or a doctor is better at taking care of people.

"Ahem, this..." Jing Su was about to say something when she was interrupted by the female Kitchen Goddess.

"As the Commander's personal physician, it's best if the Commander listens to me in this matter; you can't refuse~"

"Eh!?"

Chapter 309 This is my essential job

"One, two, oh dear, Commander, this can't go on, there are way too many of these~" In the infirmary, Vesta looked at the report in her hand and shook her head.

"Ahem, is this something I can decide?!" Jing Su blushed. Although he knew the other party was giving him a physical examination, the process made him want to crawl into a hole and disappear.

Now, Jing Su knows what it's like to be a model among medical students.

It was supposed to be a very formal occasion, but it turned out to be incredibly awkward. I wanted to cover it up, but I was helpless. Every time I tried to cover it up, the female Kitchen God would stop me, saying that if I blocked it, how could she check it? Then she would escalate the situation by touching me all over, touching me here and there. I was so embarrassed that I almost dug out a three-bedroom apartment.

Later on, Jing Su had given up. Anyway, ever since she stepped into the infirmary, Jing Su had already expected that this kind of thing would happen sooner or later. Whatever, it didn't matter!

"Hmm, I guess I still can't be too casual~" But Jing Su wanted to slack off, but the Kitchen Goddess wouldn't allow it. "Is the reason I set up your room for you to slack off?"

"ha!?

"Ouch, don't touch that spot!" Jing Su was wondering what the female stove goddess was saying when she suddenly felt as if she had been electrocuted, her whole body trembling. The female stove goddess was actually teasing her sensitive areas!

Who says guys don't have sensitive areas? It depends on where and how you tease them!

As a doctor, the goddess of the hearth knows all too well how to shut down someone's brain.

"Commander, you've made way too many of these gadgets. Doesn't it cause you discomfort to wear them? Judging from the energy fluctuations, they were made by two girls, one of whom is from my White Eagle. Can you tell me who it is?" As mentioned before, the ship girls leave their marks on Jing Su. Since each ship girl's mark is different, conversely, these marks can also be used to trace who left them.

In just half an hour, the female kitchen god detected no less than ten auras on the upper body alone. She was originally quite happy to have brought Jing Su into her infirmary, but after taking a look, she almost became so angry that her expression changed drastically.

'So, after all the hard work I put into treating and repairing you, and at least 90% of the ship girls on the front lines who received my treatment, this is how you treat me!'

She actually ate behind my back!

Seeing that all the good spots for storing things on Jing Su's upper body were already taken, the female kitchen god silently put away her carefully selected props, sighing inwardly, 'I was still a step too late. Was I really too kind to them after all?'

"It's alright, it's alright, it's just some small trinkets. Anyway, they're hidden in my clothes, so no one can see them. It's not a big problem." Taking advantage of the female Stove Goddess's sigh, Jing Su seized the opportunity, jumped off the hospital bed, grabbed her clothes and quickly put them on. She really didn't dare let the female Stove Goddess continue.

The Kitchen Goddess saw Jing Su's actions, but since there was no room left for the upper body, there was no point in continuing the examination. It was time to move on to the next stage.

"Commander, would you like me to read your physical examination report to you?" It was indeed an examination, and it really was. Don't be fooled by Jing Su's flushed face earlier; those actions, including the touching, were all part of the examination. Of course, he didn't take advantage of her. Heh, how could he say he took advantage of her? It was just a necessary part of the job!

“You can just read these things to me, I’m a complete novice.” Jing Su’s internal alarm bells went off. He originally wanted to say that he could just send the results over on his phone later, and he could understand them, but he stopped himself just as he was about to say it.

Jing Su's sixth sense gave her a strong warning at this moment: if she really did this, something very bad would happen!

"According to the report, Commander, your physical condition is five percentage points lower than the normal standard. This won't do. You're too thin. Didn't the ship girls in front of you give you any good food?"

The Royal Faction is one thing, but the Eastern Faction claims to be a food capital? They haven't even fattened up their commander a bit.

This is so inappropriate.

Furthermore, data shows that the Commander has been staying up too late recently, and his bilirubin levels are abnormally high. However, there are no signs of jaundice, and there hasn't been much fried food being consumed at the front lines recently. Therefore, it is preliminarily concluded that the Commander has been staying up too late.

And here, Commander, has your small intestine been injured in any way? The data shows there's a lot of inflammation here, but I've checked several times and haven't found any lesions.

"Commander, I suggest a colonoscopy. Gastrointestinal issues are never minor; let's get treatment done before the indicators become too alarming."

The more she talked, the more serious the female kitchen god's expression became. After she finished talking about the gastrointestinal issues, Jing Su had a feeling that she was going to put Jing Su on the bed and perform a colonoscopy, so she quickly called for a stop.

"Ahem, stop! No rush!" Jing Su had a colonoscopy done so many times in the last world that she's developed a psychological aversion to it. Putting everything else aside, even if she were to have one, it would have to be postponed until tomorrow. She hasn't even taken her laxatives yet, and she has to draw with Hu Teng tonight~

Afterwards, Jing Su briefly told the Goddess of the Hearth about the car accident she had experienced. In fact, Jing Su had asked Yi Xian to tell other ship girls about similar things, but at that time, Jing Su had just returned and the port was in turmoil.

Whether for personal reasons or for the sake of stability in the port, Yi Xian needs to keep something under wraps. Putting aside everything else, if the news of Jing Su's illness is revealed, ship girls from other factions will rush over immediately, and they will definitely charge towards the Donghuang base in a frenzy. In that case, the entire port will be in complete chaos.

Therefore, the goddess of the hearth at the front line only knew that Jing Su had suffered some minor injuries and needed to recuperate in the Eastern Huang camp. This was also the reason why the Eastern Huang kept Jing Su in their camp, since no other camp could compare with the Eastern Huang in terms of recuperation.

After these remarks, no matter how unhappy the other camps were, they could only suppress their anxiety and prioritize Jing Su's health.

"So, the Commander's weight hasn't increased much because he needs to take care of himself?" The Goddess of the Hearth raised an eyebrow. To be honest, she herself didn't quite trust the so-called dietary supplements of the Eastern Empire.

Or rather, she didn't believe that Jing Su's condition could be improved simply by eating food. It had already developed into an inflammatory condition. In the eyes of the Kitchen Goddess, wasn't not taking medicine just harming people?

Judging from Jing Su's behavior recently, even if she has inflammation, it is relatively mild. But if it is delayed, who knows what will happen? What if it becomes a terminal illness?

"I guess so. My symptoms were quite severe back then, and I couldn't eat much." Jing Su recalled the various Chinese medicines he took, a bitter expression on his face. Although he knew how to treat them, these things were incredibly bitter.

"And now? Commander, the inflammation has reappeared. How come no one noticed something this serious?"

"Huh!?" Jing Su was still reminiscing about the hard times of the past when the female Kitchen Goddess suddenly changed her expression, becoming quite serious and earnest.

"Commander, this is your problem. You know you have a stomach problem, yet you still torment yourself like that. From now on, you'll have to come to me for a check-up every month."

I don't care about other places, but on the front lines, a full inspection must be conducted every month!

In the end, the goddess of the hearth revealed her fangs—or rather, not fangs. She was genuinely thinking of Jing Su and the port area. The current harmony and stability of the port area depended entirely on Jing Su. Anything that happened to him could shake the stability of the entire port area. No amount of caution was too much.

Where on the entire front line is the most suitable place to give Jing Su a full-body checkup?

Naturally, this is my female Kitchen Goddess's infirmary!

Let alone the front lines, even within the entire port area, the equipment here is among the most professional. Whatever the examination, I can handle it. First, we'll have a physical examination, then a morphological examination, and then...

"Stadium Goddess, wake up, Staple Goddess? Are you alright!" Seeing Staple Goddess inexplicably lost in her own fantasy, Jing Su was a little worried and called out several times but couldn't wake her up.

"Ah. Cough cough, Commander, I'm fine!" Just as Jing Su was thinking about whether to shake the Vess Goddess, she came to her senses and seemed to realize that she had just been infatuated in front of Jing Su. Her pretty face turned red and she quickly changed her attention. "Anyway, Commander, your physical condition is a bit bad right now. You are completely in a sub-healthy state. You will need to come to me for treatment every day for the next two weeks."

I'll communicate with the other ship girls!

As the most professional doctor on the front line, the ship girls from all factions have received a lot of help from Vestal on a daily basis, which has allowed Vestal to accumulate a lot of favors, and these favors are used at this time.

"No!" But to the surprise of the goddess of the hearth, Jing Su directly rejected the idea.

"But..." The female kitchen god suddenly felt a pang in her heart. Only then did she realize that her plan was quite good. All the schemes were perfectly designed and so ingenious that no one could tell whether she wanted to take advantage of Jing Su or was really examining him.

However, the goddess of the hearth has a shocking flaw in her plan—everything depends on Jing Su's willingness to cooperate. What if Jing Su doesn't want to come?

No matter how perfect the plan is, it's all for nothing if Jing Su doesn't come; it's just wishful thinking.