Zongman: Under One Person, join the chat group

"Hmm, it must be because I don't have any servants to match my status. Angel, angel, come here."

Aqua called over a blonde angel, and the two of them stood together and took a picture, which she then posted in the group chat.

[The blue water goddess: "Look closely, I really am a goddess!"]

Everyone exclaimed in surprise when they saw the photos Aqua posted.

The treasure-loving sprite: "Ah! It looks so magnificent, so huge!"

[I'm not being weird: "Huh? Something's not right, Fufu, what are you saying about this place being so big?"]

[The Treasure Chest-Loving Elf: "Of course it's height, what else could it be?"]

【I'm not being weird: "Oh, I forgot you're not only flat-chested, you're also short. By the way, isn't little Philon taller than you now?"】

[The Treasure Chest Fairy: "Something seems to be wrong with my magic wand. Can you stick your head out and take a look?"]

[Golden Donut: "Not bad at all. Although she has some mental issues, her appearance and demeanor are really good."]

[The blue water goddess: "Hehehe, praise me a few more times, I can handle it."]

Whitebeard: "Hmm, especially that blond hair, it looks quite nice. I had a full head of blond hair when I was young too."

[Golden Donut: "Blonde hair, isn't that great?"]

The two blondes sighed at this moment.

"Hmm? Blonde hair?"

Aqua looked at her light blue hair, then at her servant angel, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

[Black Jack: "Your blond hair and pure white wings do give you a somewhat divine air, but that blue guy next to you looks like a complete idiot."]

[Black Jack: "He exudes... well, how should I put it, a kind of unreliable air."]

[Commander-in-Chief Yamamoto: "Choosing a deputy is a very important matter. We must not just decide on someone casually."]

[The Blue Water Goddess: "No, no, no! What are you guys talking about?!"]

[The blue water goddess: "Look closely, all of you! That beautiful blue-haired girl is me!"]

The blue water goddess: "That blonde one is nothing but a servant angel who takes care of my life! I am the true water goddess!"

[The Blue Water Goddess: "Look at my long blue hair! How beautiful it is!"]

“……………………”

The chat group fell silent for a moment. They really weren't joking; they genuinely thought the blonde was the goddess, and the blue one was probably just a pet.

[I'm not being weird: "Ahem, @Old Man with the White Beard, you said before that the sea king meat where you live is delicious."]

【I'm not doing anything weird or crooked: "Send me one so I can try it too."】

Whitebeard: "Gurararararara, no problem. My body has become even better after practicing your health regimen these past few days."

Whitebeard: "To repay you, I'll personally catch a sea king over a thousand meters long for you to enjoy with your drinks."

[The Treasure Chest-Loving Elf: "Thousands of meters long! It's huge! I wonder what it would taste like?"]

【I'm not spouting any weird ideas: "When they're all baked, everyone can have a piece and enjoy them together!"】

[The Blue Water Goddess: "Hey, hey, hey, don't try to get away with this! Wait, I have important business to attend to. I'll talk to you after I'm done."]

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At this moment, the angel beside Aqua took out a stack of documents and handed them to Aqua, then began to explain the upcoming mission to her.

"Lady Aqua, next up is an eighteen-year-old boy who just died in Japan. Hmm, he's a promising talent who was reincarnated into another world."

"How did an eighteen-year-old boy die?"

Aqua then placed the documents on the table; she couldn't be bothered to look at them, as these were things that angels should be doing.

She is the great water goddess Aqua! A water deity with followers across multiple worlds!

"On my way out to buy things, I saw a girl about to be hit by a car, so I went up and pushed her out of the way."

"Huh? He died saving someone. That sounds like a pretty good guy. He deserves to go to heaven, right?"

"No, she didn't die while saving someone. It was just a tractor that was coming, and it wasn't going to hit the girl."

"The driver and the girl knew each other; they were just waving and greeting each other. The boy was a NEET who stayed up all night playing games."

"I was hallucinating and rushed up to push the girl away. Then I thought I was going to be hit, so I was so scared that I fainted and lost control of my bladder."

"what?!"

Aqua's eyes widened; things were starting to get interesting: "And then? How exactly did he die?"

"Then the boy was taken to the hospital, and in his dying moments, he heard the doctors and nurses laughing. He couldn't help but laugh on the spot and then died of cardiac arrest."

The blonde angel was clearly trying to suppress a laugh when she said this; she's a professional angel and would never laugh under normal circumstances!

"Kusukusukusukusu, I've been in this line of work for a long time and I thought I'd seen all sorts of bizarre ways to die, but this is really the first time I've ever seen a death like this."

"That's hilarious."

Aqua couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter, clutching her stomach. Her laughter sounded full of sarcasm.

(This laugh is indeed the one Aqua used in the first season; you can check it out for yourself.)

"Pfft."

The blonde angel looked at Aqua, who was laughing heartily, and she couldn't hold back any longer. She also laughed, and the two of them laughed for a long time until tears streamed down their faces.

"Lady Aqua, do you think this eccentric boy should be sent to heaven?"

"No, no, how can we send this guy to heaven? Let's send him to another world instead, it will definitely be very interesting."

Aqua then abandoned the idea of ​​sending this oddball to heaven; heaven was too boring and couldn't accommodate this interesting soul.

"By the way, what happened to that girl in the end?"

Aqua asked curiously.

"The girl was fine to begin with, but she was pushed and fell to the ground, suffering some minor abrasions, but nothing serious."

"Afterwards, she even participated in the rescue of that boy without any hesitation. She's a very good girl."

The angel spoke.

"Hmm, a very nice girl."

Aqua nodded, and then the magic circle in front of her began to flash: "You can go down now, leave the rest to me."

"Hahaha, I can't help but laugh whenever I think about it."

Aqua tried her best to control her emotions, striving to show her dignity as a goddess, and then took a picture and posted it in the group.

Let those bastards who mocked me witness my divine power!

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In the everyday world at this moment.

"My name is Kusuo Saiki, and I'm just an ordinary esper. I know some people will complain if I say this."

"It's hilarious that someone with the power to destroy the world calls himself an ordinary person."

"But actually, the world I live in is a comedic world. There's a saying that goes, 'Don't try to outdo a comedic character in terms of fighting power.'"

"Huh? You're asking why I didn't speak in the chat group just now?"

"Because it's troublesome. Chat groups are troublesome, the people in them are troublesome, and I don't like trouble."

"I just want to live an ordinary, peaceful life, so I need to avoid all trouble and hide my superpowered identity."

"I also have to pretend that I don't know anything. Yeah, I'm a newbie, I'm a noob, I'm a rookie Saiki Kusuo."

"Nanxiong, what are you saying to the mirror? Stop playing around, I bought you your favorite coffee jelly, come and eat it."

Kurumi Saiki watched her son talking to himself in front of the mirror. She was slightly puzzled for a moment, but then she didn't care.

She has two sons. One is Kusuo Saiki, a natural-born esper who is the strongest in the world at a young age.

Although her son has superpowers, the mother still loves him and treats him like any other child, caring for and protecting him.

The second son is a super genius inventor with an IQ of 218. Well, both sons are godlike!

And she is the mother of God!

“Mom’s here.”

"As you can see, my mother is a beautiful, kind, and wonderful woman who cherishes her family."

“I was born different from ordinary people, but my mother didn’t care at all. Instead, she kept encouraging me not to care.”

She even said that no matter what I look like, I will always be her favorite child.

Kusuo Saiki blushed slightly as he said this, but quickly regained his composure, took a bite of the coffee jelly, and said, "Mmm, it's delicious."

At that moment, Kurumi Saiki suddenly received a phone call saying that her son had been in a car accident and needed a large sum of money!

"Hey! It's Xiao Kong! Don't be scared, Xiao Kong, Mommy's coming to find you right away!"

Kurumi Saiki immediately believed the voice on the phone and then prepared to pack her things to go find her eldest son.

"Yes, my mother is a very kind person. Her dream is that there will be no more wars in the world, so she always treats everyone with the best attitude."

"That's when I'm needed to step in and help."

Kusuo Saiki used his superpower to send a message to each of his various Kusuke Saiki, and then waited quietly.

"Jingle Bell."

"The phone will ring in a moment."

"Hey?"

"Mom, it's me."

The voice of Kusuke Saiki came from the other end of the phone.

"Hey, Xiao Kong, how are you? Was the car accident serious? Don't worry, I'll pay whatever it takes. I'll sell the house right now and come find you!"

"Mom, I'm fine. That was a scam call. But don't worry, I've already located the caller and called the police to have them arrested."

"By the way, Mom, your birthday is coming up soon, but I'm sorry I can't come back this year. But I've already prepared a gift for you."

"Yes, it's good that Xiao Kong is alright."

When Kurumi Saiki heard that her son was alright, she immediately smiled happily. Her family was the most important thing to her.

Although she is a bit naive, too kind, and too easily fooled, she has a family who loves her.

"I am back!"

At this moment, Kusuo Saiki's father returned.

"Yes, this person is my father."

Kusuo Saiki looked at his father indifferently, not because he disliked him, but simply because he was too lazy to introduce him.

Compared to his mother, Qi Mu Guochun's status at home is the lowest; even the family pets have a higher status than him.

After finishing his coffee jelly, Kusuo Saiki prepared to go to school, ready to begin his peaceful and uneventful day.

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[I'm not some weirdo: "@Saiki Kusuo, bro, say something! You haven't said a word since you joined the group!"]

"Don't be nervous, we're all easy to talk to. By the way, you're not a superhuman, are you?!"

Qin Qi looked at the name Saiki Kusuo and couldn't remember who it was for a moment. After thinking about it carefully, he remembered that there was a very powerful psychic in anime named Saiki Kusuo.

[Kusuo Saiki: "No, I'm just an ordinary high school student, not some kind of superpowered being."]

[I'm not being weird or unorthodox: "Oh, want to have some barbecue together?"]

[The Treasure Chest Fairy: "I just bought some sweet desserts, let's all eat together."]

[I'm not some kind of weirdo: "Forget it, things from the magical world might be rich in some special energy. Let's not feed them to ordinary people and make them burst." - Song]

Looking at the sweet dessert, Kusuo Saiki hesitated for a mere 0.0001 seconds before answering immediately.

[Kusuo Saiki: "I'm not an ordinary person, I'm a psychic, I can eat sweet desserts."]

Kusuo Saiki was instantly defeated by the desserts of this other world! Today's battle is a victory for food!