The afterlife blew up Gensokyo

"If you want to go out, you are welcome to do so, just be careful not to be seen by others. Also, you must wear that special trench coat."

"Don't worry, I'm measured."

The figure that had disappeared reappeared in the air, and Shi Bai, dressed in a long black trench coat, looked around with a hint of curiosity.

The residence here is quite large, but compared to the magnificent and luxurious palace complex outside, the interior is noticeably simple, with hardly any decorative items to be seen. However, this is precisely Yagokoro Eirin's consistent character; it would be strange if the interior were extremely luxurious and extravagant.

"By the way, what about the detective girl who was with you? How is she doing?"

As if suddenly remembering something, Shi Bai turned to Yagokoro Eirin in front of him and asked her a question.

"As for Tan Nu, she currently holds a high-ranking position in the Lunar Capital, but due to her abilities, she remains taciturn in her daily life."

Shaking her head slightly, after a moment of thought, Yagokoro Eirin turned her head to look towards the door.

“Her residence is actually not far from mine. Do you need me to take you there, teacher? You can trust her.”

"No need, I just suddenly remembered and asked casually."

Shi Bai shook his head decisively.

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Chapter 10: Kaguya Houraisan Suffers a Tragic NTR Attack

Overall, Shi Bai's life in the Lunar Capital was quite pleasant. Although the fact that he had to live in Yagokoro Eirin's house was a little awkward, he felt pretty good in other aspects.

If an ordinary human like Mizueura Shimako could live in the Lunar Capital for three years without being discovered with the help of Watatsuki Toyohime, it would be even less likely that he would be discovered after Yagokoro Eirin covered up his aura.

Every day, he either concealed himself and wandered around the Lunar Capital alone, or leisurely lay on the roof of the palace and enjoyed the scenery. Occasionally, in his spare time, he would even go to watch the Moon Rabbits' combat training. His life could be described as extremely fulfilling.

He had originally wanted to see if he could find Reisen among the Moon Rabbits to complete the Pokédex for a certain Moon Rabbit ahead of time, but after searching for three days without success, he gave up on the idea indifferently.

However, although he couldn't find a certain rabbit, he had already completed the illustrations of the sisters Watatsuki Toyohime and Watatsuki Yorihime.

After all, there were times when Watatsuki Yorihime and Watatsuki Toyohime would come to Yagokoro Eirin's place together to ask him questions. At those times, he would sit on the roof beam idly cracking sunflower seeds and take pictures of them.

As someone whom Yagokoro Eirin regarded as his successor and was groomed as his student, in some ways, Toyohime and Yorihime were students of his students, and theoretically they should call him their ancestor...

He had originally intended to go and talk to Tsukiyomi about his student's problem, but after consulting with Yagokoro Eirin, he gave up on the idea.

He had visited the Shokugeki Detective's place a few times, but whether it was due to coincidence or some other factor, he always invariably bumped into her while she was taking a shower...

As a virtuous and well-rounded young man, he would naturally not do something as despicable as peeping at someone taking a bath... although he had always been curious about how the female detective in the Mysterious Goddess managed to keep her wings on her back while changing clothes.

Aside from these miscellaneous matters, his greatest gain from this trip to the Moon Capital was the princess of a certain Moon Capital—Kaguya Houraisan.

Just as there is more than one Sage of the Moon, there are also more than two princesses of the Moon Capital, such as Toyohime Watatsuki and Yorihime Watatsuki. However, compared with the two sisters who are renowned in the Moon Capital, Kaguya Houraisan herself is undoubtedly much more of a lazy bum.

Kaguya Houraisan, the legendary NEET princess, is a runaway princess from the Lunar Capital. Her abilities include manipulating eternity and fleeting moments.

This ability is extremely terrifying in some ways. The ability to manipulate eternity can keep an object in its original state for eternity, while the ability to manipulate moments renders history meaningless in the face of Kaguya Houraisan.

Even a piece of tofu, extremely fragile, will remain in the state it was in when imbued with the power of eternity by Kaguya Houraisan, gaining an "eternal" attribute. Even if this tofu is slammed to the ground, bombarded by an atomic bomb, riddled with bullets by a hundred antimatter sniper rifles, or even thrown into the sun or a black hole, because it is eternal, it will not change or break.

—Unless Kaguya of Houraisan removes the eternal power attached to this tofu.

Even a fleeting moment of time flows within time itself, completely imperceptible to humans. For Kaguya Houraisan, that fleeting moment is an endless expanse; the passage of time holds no meaning for her. While the ability to manipulate fleeting moments is somewhat similar to time stop, they are fundamentally different.

Logically speaking, Kaguya Houraisan, with such powerful abilities, should have a revered position in the Lunar Capital, but unfortunately, she is completely unaware of this.

She used all her abilities for everyday life, such as preserving the freshness of food, or simply using them as freezers or air conditioners...

While Watatsuki Toyohime was in charge of lunar defense and security, Houraisan Kaguya stayed home playing video games. While Watatsuki Yorihime was in charge of training the combat moon rabbits, Houraisan Kaguya was still staying home playing video games. While Watatsuki Toyohime and Yorihime were asking Yagokoro Eirin for advice, Houraisan Kaguya was still staying home playing video games...

Shi Bai felt that this kind of lazy, carefree life was really enviable.

However, for the same reasons, Kaguya Houraisan and Yorihime Watatsuki are quite at odds with Toyohime Watatsuki. After all, they represent two extreme contrasts among the princesses of the Moon Capital, the so-called elite and the useless...

Following Eirin Yagokoro's guidance, Shibai actually found the residence of Kaguya Houraisan, the princess of the Lunar Capital, on the second day. However, although she stayed at home playing games all day, her vigilance was frighteningly high, and she rarely went out. It took him a lot of effort to complete the encyclopedia of this famous NEET princess.

After the character profiles of those in Lunar Capital were basically completed, the person found himself in a state of idleness for the rest of the time.

Mizueura Shimako spent three years in the Moon Capital before getting bored and wanting to go back. Shi Bai, who was hundreds of times stronger than her, got bored in less than ten days.

Eirin Yagokoro seems to be busy with the final handover preparations before taking her away from the Lunar Capital. She leaves early and returns late every day, and it is common for her not to come back at night. This makes it difficult for him to find someone to talk to.

As for going to talk to the Shinigami Tanjo... I went there at 7 p.m. sharp, only to find her taking a shower, so I had to leave empty-handed. Besides, the Shinigami Tanjo probably wouldn't talk and would just listen to what I said.

Shi Bai found it strange that every time he went there at this time, he would run into the other person taking a shower.

He felt that this issue needed to be thoroughly investigated.

On the eleventh day of being invisible to Eirin Yagokoro, he took advantage of a rare opportunity when a certain NEET princess went out to sneak into her room and casually smuggled a few games over.

These games were spoils of war that the Lunar Capital brought back along with the looted science and technology when it invaded that scientific world. They can be considered ancient relics.

There was only one of its kind in the entire City of the Moon, and Kaguya Houraisan treasured it like a precious gem.

As for taking things without asking... can a scholar's actions be called stealing? It's borrowing!

However, after trying it out briefly, Shi Bai became quite depressed.

This is what it means when expectations and reality are too far apart.

He had originally thought that the games produced by the scientific world that could defeat the Moon Capital would be high-end virtual reality games or AAA titles, but judging from the reviews he received after trying out these games, the so-called scientific world has made almost no progress in gaming.

Like a game called Spark, which sounded impressive at first, but after playing it, he was speechless to find that it was a completely realistic puzzle game that tested patience and hand speed.

...So what's the point of this weird game anyway?!

After failing to light the fire for an hour, Shi Bai quietly took out a bottle of cola and a bag of potato chips and placed them aside, while also making himself a cup of instant noodles.

As a former hardcore gamer and a Minecraft building enthusiast, who even used to grind through a game called Getting Over It (which he often skipped) for nights on end to complete it, he absolutely refuses to lose to anyone when it comes to games!

Well... losing to Yugi Muto back then was an accident. Although he had incredible luck and could draw cards like the gods, his opponent just printed cards directly, and had that incredible ability to make wild guesses that could change the game... losing the title of Yu-Gi-Oh! was actually quite understandable...

Two hours later, Shi Bai put down the game controller with satisfaction.

Two hours of intense gaming made him feel like he was back on that painful night when he climbed mountains back and forth to the catchy melody of "Come Home Often"... That was the youth he had lost!

However, to be fair, if the maximum score is 100, he would give this game one point.

For some reason, Shi Bai suddenly felt a little sorry for a certain NEET girl.

Not only do they treasure this terrible game like a precious gem, but they also don't have any sugary drinks to keep them company... It's so pathetic.

Since it was rare to find a teammate with the same gaming skills as him, after a second of thought, Shi Bai decided to teach the other person a good lesson.

Of the games he casually picked up, the only one that was actually playable was a whack-a-mole game, but in his opinion, it was not as good as the Flappy Bird game that had caused him endless torment.

With a compassionate heart, Shi Bai, full of energy, worked tirelessly all night, breaking the highest score records of every game he had casually picked up. Then, when returning the games the next day, he casually picked up a few other games as well.

Despite the terrible gameplay of these games—as bad as that Lei Feng story that claimed to have cost 5000 million yuan to make—they are better than the animated masterpiece Lei Feng story in that they can be used to kill time.

The saying goes, "There's no such thing as the worst; there's always something worse." That's pretty much the idea.

For example, he can now skillfully perform the entire process of starting a fire by rubbing sticks together, and his hand speed and reaction time have also improved. If he were to go back to playing League of Legends with his classmates, he would definitely be able to accurately steal every last hit from the ADC!

He's a man determined to become the king of support heroes!!

You ask me what support is?

Then I'll tell you.

I'll dive the tower that the ADC wouldn't dare to dive!

I'll farm the minions that the ADC is afraid to farm!

I'll kill the people the ADC won't dare to kill!

Kill first, then curse – Tencent Games has granted this privilege!

This is what support is all about. Is that clear enough?

...If I'm not sure, I'll just go over it again.

While someone here was bored and engrossed in breaking the highest game records held by Kaguya Houraisan, on the other side, a certain NEET was having some existential doubts.

The fact that her stolen games were back today was a good thing, but the fact that several games were missing from her collection made her unhappy, especially after discovering that all her previous high score records in those games had been broken. She suddenly became quite frantic.

She had initially assumed that the people who would sneak into her room to steal her treasured possessions were Watatsuki Yorihime and the others, and she had mentally prepared herself to lose all her save data. However, she had now consciously dismissed that assumption.

The reason is simple: it's impossible for Yorihime and the others to achieve such a high score.

So, which guy has such a dark side?

Seeing the score on the screen that was twice as high as her original highest score, Kaguya Houraisan felt an urge to kill.

She could accept the loss of her save file, but the fact that the score was deliberately set so high to annoy her completely shattered her confidence to catch up... Was the guy who stole her game crazy?!

When did such a gaming expert suddenly appear in the City of the Moon?

Kaguya Houraisan's current feelings are as if her most precious possession has been forcibly taken by someone else; to put it simply, she has been NTR'd by an unknown person.

She now understood the minotaur's feelings in a way that was similar to what she had experienced.

"No, regardless of when this cunning and ruthless game master thief suddenly appeared in the Lunar Capital, I must hide the remaining games carefully before finding that guy."

Suddenly realizing something, Kaguya Houraisan abruptly stood up, a sense of crisis rising in her heart for no apparent reason.

If in the end all the results of my hard work over so long are forcibly taken by that damn guy...

The thought of that terrifying possibility made the face of the certain NEET princess turn pale instantly.

These games were something she had searched for a long time to collect completely; they were unique in the Moon Capital. She had always regarded them as her most precious collection, but inexplicably, she was NTR'd...

A certain NEET girl suddenly felt like swearing.

P.S.: I only ate one bowl of rice today, so here's an extra chapter.

Chapter Eleven: The Shackles of the Soul

"This is what life is all about..."

Putting down the game controller and picking up the Coke bottle beside him, Shi Bai looked quite emotional.

In the past, with almost no desires, he probably spent his time in the Lunar Capital sitting atop the palace enjoying the view every day. He would never have been as happy as he is now.

It has to be said that the black-haired loli really helped him a lot, allowing him to rediscover what it felt like to be human. Although people change, he didn't want to change himself.

Why think so much? Isn't it better to just be a silly goose and have fun?

Thankfully, when he was in the bamboo forest, he still had the leisure to write medical books. When he went to see Ibuki Suika and the others, he simply drank alcohol and sunbathed in the sun as if he had entered old age prematurely... Now, looking back, Shi Bai felt extremely regretful.

If he could turn back time, he would love to go back to those moments and play a tense and exciting game of... Ludo... with them...

Life is meant to be enjoyed.

Although Kaguya Houraisan was determined to catch the thief who stole her game and even set up several elaborate traps for this purpose, despite her high level of vigilance, she had almost no practical experience.

The Watatsuki sisters, Toyohime and Yorihime, at least underwent rigorous combat training under Eirin Yagokoro's tutelage, but Kaguya Houraisan was a complete novice in combat.

Even with Kaguya Houraisan's strict defenses and the fact that she even called for help, she was no match for the god-level cunning old fox who controlled a certain loli. She could only watch helplessly as her collection of games was gradually lost... until it was all wiped out.

"Yeah, happiness really is built on the suffering of others, just like how a pro player can feel great when they stomp on a noob in a bronze-level game."