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"...Is that so? But I didn't see any of that expression on her face."

Mengyue turned her head and looked carefully at Sallyel, who was sitting on the deck enjoying the sea breeze, a few more times, then shook her head.

"Sigh... So, under that man's long-term persecution, her mind and body have become completely numb... She's always forcing a smile; what you see is a numb smile on her face, but beneath that numb smile, I see her scarred heart..."

Huan Yue let out a long sigh.

“My foolish sister, there is still much you need to learn from me. We must learn to see the essence of things through their appearance. This is the way for weak people like us to survive in this world.”

"...Do we really have to serve the emperor in bed?"

After a moment of silence, Mengyue spoke without saying a word.

"Sigh...maybe this is our destined fate. But if we look at it a little brighter, at least he's much better looking than those hideous devils, which fits our aesthetic and mate selection criteria. So it's not so bad."

Huan Yue reached out and patted her younger sister on the shoulder, encouraging her.

"Let me go first tonight. I'm still a little worried about you because you're not very observant of details, and I'm afraid you might upset him... Learn slowly! When you can deduce the whole picture of an event from just one or two key clues, like I can do, then I won't have to worry about you anymore."

"Well, I'll try my best."

Mengyue nodded seriously.

"Keep going, and strive to reach my level as soon as possible."

With a sigh, Huan Yue reached out and patted her younger sister's head, her face filled with relief.

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"Hey, what are those two doing, dawdling over there like that?"

Holding the horse charm tightly in her palm, Sariel pointed to the pair of demonic twins who had been sitting by the cabin door for a long time and talking for a long time. She asked Shi Bai, who was lying on the sun chair sunbathing, with great curiosity.

"Ok?"

Upon hearing this, Shi Bai glanced to his left and right.

"How would I know? But I was already surprised that my younger sister liked to wear maid outfits, and I never expected that my older sister, who is such a righteous person, would also like to wear maid outfits... By the way, are they playing some kind of weird game?"

"I don't know. The weather was so nice, and none of them had the bad habit of seasickness like me, yet they all changed into maid outfits and hid by the cabin door whispering to each other... Demons are indeed a very difficult being to understand."

With a slight pursed lip, Sariel turned her gaze back to the boundless sea before her, her tone tinged with a hint of wistfulness.

"When I came to the East before, I was able to cross this long sea with the help of my former boss, so I didn't suffer from seasickness at all. I wonder what it will be like over there when I go back this time?"

"What? Do you intend to stay there and never come back?"

Reaching out, Shi Bai removed the sunglasses from his forehead and put them on his eyes, responding casually.

"Actually, speaking of fallen angels, there should be many fallen angels in Hell in the Western world, right? The most famous ones are probably... Lucifer?"

"...I won't stay there."

Staring blankly at the churning waves before her, Sariel shook her head after a moment of silence.

"That place is no longer my home. My home is now in the Demon Realm. One day, under the watchful eyes of the world, I will lead my followers to swagger into the Heavenly Kingdom, and then..."

"Then go to Jehovah and ask for your wages back."

Shi Bai casually picked up on Sally's remaining words, and immediately looked on with emotion.

"Ah, this is the long road that migrant workers who are owed wages have to travel to get their money back... It brings tears to my eyes."

"........."

The former "walking gospel" suddenly felt like cursing.

P.S.: Good morning, two updates today as usual.

Chapter Two: I Predicted Your Predictions and You Predicted Mine

The weather at sea is most unpredictable. The good weather lasted only half a day before the surging waves came like a storm.

Therefore, Sally had to retreat back into the cabin.

When she turned her head to look at the sea again, she found that the entire ocean was completely shrouded in darkness.

Lightning flashed and thunder roared overhead, while a fierce wind howled across the sea. A torrential downpour began, and the yacht bobbed on the water like a leaf. As the wind and rain intensified and the waves roared, the people on board swayed involuntarily.

Despite the extremely harsh conditions, the man showed no intention of coming down from the deck. Instead, he leisurely continued to lie there reading the newspaper, with a thin white protective shield around him completely shutting out the waves and rain.

"What a weirdo..."

After glancing at the deck and muttering something under her breath, Sally turned and went straight back to her room.

The sudden storm lasted all night, and Shi Bai stayed on the deck all night. After all, what could be more shocking than witnessing such a devastating celestial phenomenon up close?

"Hmm? What's wrong? Didn't you sleep well last night?"

Looking at Huan Yue, who had taken on the role of the sea chef and was serving the food, with huge dark circles under her eyes, Shi Bai couldn't help but feel a little strange.

"……nothing."

With a slight twitch at the corner of her mouth, Huan Yue gave a rather reluctant answer.

What could she say? Was she supposed to say that she had waited all night in the other person's room with extremely complicated feelings, only to find that the other person never showed up?

"Hmph, don't you know why you didn't sleep well?"

However, to Huan Yue's surprise, as soon as she finished speaking, her younger sister followed up with her words in a cold tone.

"Uh...I'm not used to the hard bed?"

Subconsciously reaching out to scratch his hair, Shi Bai guessed.

"How about this, why don't you just sleep in my room from now on? My mattress is..."

"Shameless!!"

She slammed her hand on the table, and a rare hint of anger appeared on Mengyue's usually expressionless face.

"How long are you going to humiliate us...?"

"Ahaha, sorry, sorry! Mengyue just woke up, her head is still a little fuzzy... I'll heal her and she'll be fine!! I have the healing power of an angel too!!!"

Huan Yue covered her younger sister's mouth with a quick pat, her face covered in cold sweat as she forced a dry laugh and dragged her sister into the cabin.

Shi Bai: "..."

After a moment of silence, someone turned to look at Sally's side without saying a word.

"...Did I say something wrong? Where was I shameless? Humiliating... I didn't even assign them to clean, okay?! Believe me, I'll make them kneel on the deck and wipe it every day!!"

"Don't try to understand the devil's thoughts with your own. The devil's thoughts are always unpredictable. The older sister has the power of an angel, but the younger sister only inherited pure demonic power."

Sallyel shrugged indifferently as she held the horse talisman in her hand at all times, picked up the strange chopsticks to eat.

"I've fought against high-level demons before, and I know far more about them than you do. It's best not to worry too much about these things, because demons always manage to bring your intelligence down to their level before using their vast experience to defeat you."

"Hmm...that makes sense."

After thinking for a moment, recalling the various inexplicable actions of the pair of demonic twin sisters since they boarded the ship, Shi Bai nodded in agreement.

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"Place...play?"

Looking at her older sister's confident expression, Mengyue, who had been forcibly brought to the cabin, seemed a little bewildered.

"That's right, it must be!! I've seen it in those novels serialized in the newspaper!!!"

Huan Yue nodded firmly.

"He must have predicted my prediction! But it doesn't matter, as long as I predicted he predicted mine!! Yesterday, I was left alone in my room all night!!!"

The mere mention of this incident made Huan Yue so angry she felt like her teeth were itching to be clenched.

"So what's next?"

Although she vaguely sensed that something was amiss, Mengyue nodded honestly out of absolute trust in her older sister.

"Keep going, Mengyue, you're on tonight!!"

Huan Yue suddenly waved her hand, delivering the final blow.

"He thought he was on the third floor, but we're already on the fifth floor!!"

—That evening.

After admiring the moon on the deck for a while, Shi Bai returned to his room and saw a figure sitting on the headboard as soon as he opened the door.

Upon seeing him open the door, the other person turned around and looked at him.

After a few seconds of silent staring at Mengyue, who was sitting on the bed with a blank expression, Shi Bai took a few steps out of the room, glanced at the room number, and after confirming it was correct, he kindly spoke to Mengyue inside the room.

"You've come to the wrong room. This is my room."

“I didn’t go wrong.”

After getting out of bed and closing the door, Mengyue turned to look at the man in front of her and nodded calmly.

"Now you can make me do whatever you want, I will absolutely not resist."

Shi Bai: "..."

He realized that what Sallyel had said during the day was indeed profound wisdom; the demon's way of thinking was truly incomprehensible...

Looking at the aloof blonde girl with golden eyes standing in front of him, Shi Bai rubbed his forehead with a slight headache and simply sat down at the table.

"Okay, so you said yourself that I'd do whatever you want, right?"

"Yes."

Mengyue nodded calmly.

"Alright, now you give me..."

Early the next morning, Shi Bai knocked on Huan Yue's door, carrying a drowsy Meng Yue.

About ten seconds later, Huan Yue, who was only wearing a nightgown, opened the door. When she saw the two people standing in the doorway, she was slightly stunned. For some reason, her face suddenly turned red, and her voice became a little stammering.

"This... so fast? I... I feel...?"

"Of course, we have to be quick. As the saying goes, if you master math, physics, and chemistry, you can go anywhere in the world without fear. Before we reach land, the two of you must finish learning this entire set of textbooks, including advanced math, polymer physics, and chemistry. I will prepare exams regularly, and anyone who fails will have to clean the deck and then retake the exam."

Shi Bai picked up a burlap sack that was about a meter tall and placed it on the ground next to him, then put it in Huan Yue's hands with a cold expression.

"Stop thinking about such nonsense all day long, and start looking at something positive. From today onwards, you all need to study hard!!"

Huan Yue: "???"

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Thus began a new era for this revenge team adrift on the vast ocean.

—The era of learning.

To prevent these twin demon sisters from causing any more trouble, Shi Bai personally designed a detailed teaching schedule for them based on the daily routine of high school students preparing for the college entrance examination. He would also personally serve as their teacher, which would help pass the time during their time on the vast ocean.

I get up at six o'clock every morning, then have 15 minutes to wash up, followed by morning reading and self-study. After breakfast, classes officially begin. There is a two-hour lunch break, and evening self-study continues until 11 p.m.

To put it in Shi Bai's words, if you study hard and put all your energy into your studies, you won't have the mind to think about so many other messy things.

Sallyel had originally intended to watch the show from the sidelines, but because she was so smug and had nothing better to do, she was tragically categorized as a student by someone... Sallyel, extremely indignant, called this an undeserved disaster.

A whole month of intense study left the other three, except for Shi Bai, feeling dizzy and exhausted. Their days were incredibly difficult, especially for Huan Yue, whose personality was more lively than the other two. For her, this kind of life was like hell.

There's a saying that goes something like this.

When people are extremely excited, they can do anything. For example, I once ran 100 meters in two seconds... no, that's not it.

Everything else can deceive you, but mathematics will never deceive you, because mathematics simply cannot.

In the first monthly exam, all three students' scores were disastrous. One of them even scored in single digits in math, and their combined math scores didn't even reach the passing grade.

After taking the 16th makeup exam in a row, and still stubbornly failing to score more than 30 points in advanced mathematics, Huan Yue finally broke down and ran to Shi Bai's room one night.

"I'll do anything you ask if you can help me pass my next exam!!"

"Hmm? You really can do anything for me?"

Shi Bai leaned back in his chair, flipping through a comic book, and raised an eyebrow as he looked at Huan Yue standing in front of him.

"That's right!! Anything is possible!!!"