The afterlife blew up Gensokyo

However, in secret, they did gain a completely new understanding of the headmaster's strength, and as a result, Pan Di and Huan Yue became much more well-behaved for several days in a row... although this well-behaved behavior did not last long.

However, no one who has come this far is a fool. God himself is a rather cunning person. After discovering that the archangel, whom he once valued most, had not only not died, but had also latched onto a rather terrifying powerful figure, Jehovah resigned himself to his fate.

A true man is one who can bend and stretch, bend and straighten.

So he subtly found an opportunity to make a suggestion in front of someone.

So the next day, another person joined him in cleaning the toilets. Lucifer, the demon lord who had always been at odds with him and lived in hell, also joined the toilet-cleaning group with a bewildered look.

That wasn't the end of it. After the two of them were forced to lower their proud heads and sincerely apologize to Mengyue and Huanyue, and even signed a bunch of unequal contracts against their conscience, another special being joined them in cleaning toilets.

The dangerous figure who secretly orchestrated all of this, using everyone as pawns to manipulate—the half-demon, Morichika Rinnosuke.

After the other person was caught and restrained with a bewildered look, and then thrown into cleaning the toilet, Rumia was in a very good mood and showed off to the other person several times with a "you got what you deserved" expression.

Morikon Linnosuke: "..."

Thus, the "Toilet Three-Day Team," one of the oldest legends passed down in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, was officially established.

Of course, Shi Bai didn't make things too difficult for them. The restrictions he placed on them were all similar to those he had placed on Yue Yejian before. If some of them had amazing comprehension, they might be able to be freed in a few hundred years.

—But Shi Bai felt this was a bit difficult.

In this way, using a rather forceful and crude method, Shi Bai forcibly put the development trajectory of the Western world back on track.

No matter where you are or what era you live in, the saying "might makes right" still holds true.

"Name?"

"Morikin Rinnosuke."

"age?"

"Can not remember."

"gender?"

"........."

Morichika Rinnosuke remained silent.

"Hehehe, be serious, I'm asking you a question, please cooperate with my work, thank you."

"...Just say it! What do you want from me?"

After a moment of silence, Morichika Rinnosuke spoke indifferently.

"Kill me or torture me, do as you please. Why bother humiliating me in such a roundabout way?"

"Do you know what this is?"

With a slight smirk, Shi Bai pulled out a bucket of spring water from somewhere and placed it in front of the other person.

"what?"

Morichika Rinnosuke frowned slightly as he glanced at the bucket of spring water.

"The Mother's Drowning Spring, simply put, is a spring that will turn you into a feminine woman. Would you like to experience what it's like to become Xiang Linzi?"

Shi Bai snapped his fingers.

"Believe me, this is definitely a wonderful experience."

"...Gender: Male".

Considering the opponent's terrifying and overwhelming strength, Morichika Rinnosuke ultimately chose to silently compromise.

"Great, next question."

Shi Bai nodded as he sat back down behind his desk.

"What are your reasons for starting the war? Why did you do those things?"

"boring."

"Are you bored and have nothing better to do?"

Shi Bai raised an eyebrow.

“That’s right. Ever since Saigyo died and Youki disappeared from the world for some unknown reason, I’ve become increasingly bored.”

Morichika Rinnosuke had a completely expressionless face.

“I always have to find something to do, something that gives me satisfaction. There’s nothing more exciting in the world than killing a god and pulling someone down from their high throne.”

"Wait a minute, I have a question for you."

As if suddenly remembering something, Shi Bai reached out and pressed his forehead slightly.

"Were those things that happened to Konpaku Youki actually done by you?"

"That's right, it was me. I was the one who leaked his whereabouts to his enemies."

Morichika Rinnosuke nodded quite readily.

"He found his meaning in life, but I didn't. After killing so many people and doing so many things, how could I possibly live a peaceful and tranquil life? It's not that simple."

"But you caused his wife's death, ruined his family, and left him with only a granddaughter. Don't you feel any guilt?"

Shi Bai frowned slightly as he looked at the other person.

"Shouldn't you two be getting along really well lately? How could you possibly think of doing something like this?"

"I am neither human nor monster, but a unique being somewhere in between, so don't expect me to have human emotions."

Pointing to his head, Morichika Rinnosuke's expression was rather sarcastic.

"Half-human, half-spirit; half-human, half-demon—people like us, who are different from the crowd, shouldn't even dare to dream of such a pointless existence. Humans won't accept me, and demons treat me the same way, as if from the moment I was born, my only purpose in life was to serve the Journey to the West monk. So, what will be my purpose after he dies?"

"So you did all these crazy things in order to find your own value?"

Shi Bai reached out and touched his chin, looking thoughtful.

"But if that's the case..."

"Existence value? I wouldn't pursue such a tasteless thing."

Morichika Rinnosuke wore a cold smile.

"All I want is to find the being who created me, then stand before him and punch him squarely in the face with my fist!!"

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Chapter Thirty-Three: The Headmaster Who Holds a Grudge

After a conversation with Morichi Rinnosuke, Tokihaku finally gave up the idea of ​​continuing the conversation.

Love, hate, passion, joy, sorrow, separation, and reunion—most of life's affairs are ultimately illusions.

There are some things that even he himself can't comment on too much; he can't interfere, and he has no way to manage them.

So he only did one thing: he summoned Kazue Kamishirasawa and had her record this history about Rinnosuke Morichika using the Shirazawa diagram.

"Right and wrong, merit and demerit, are for future generations to judge. I know you personally may not care too much about this, but one day in the future you will feel it. Come find me when that time comes."

Turning to walk towards the door, Shi Bai spoke softly.

"Everyone will eventually find something they want to protect, and you will be no exception. By the way, Konpaku Youki and his granddaughter are now living in the Hakugyokurou in the Underworld as his gardeners. The owner of Hakugyokurou is Saigyouji Yuyuko."

"........."

His response was a long silence.

After this conversation, Morichika Rinnosuke himself did not seem to have changed at all, but he gave the impression of having changed slightly in a subtle way.

Now, like Jehovah and the innocent Lucifer, he has all his powers sealed away and is doing the miserable job of cleaning toilets like an ordinary person. However, after finishing his work, he would find a place to sit and stare blankly, and no one knows what he was thinking about all day long.

Lucifer still seemed rather dishonest. Although his power was sealed, he still diligently and painstakingly spent several months collecting a large amount of materials at the school to set up a large teleportation device, summoning his most capable and loyal subordinates from Hell.

Then his loyal subordinates, like him, had their powers sealed and were sent to farm.

Alice has been practicing her cooking skills diligently lately, which has resulted in a significant consumption of ingredients. It would be quite necessary to cultivate a few farms and vegetable gardens on campus.

Later, the angels in God's Kingdom finally discovered the whereabouts of their Lord and, with great momentum, gathered their forces to attack Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... Then they went to plant vegetables with the demons.

As the saying goes, enemies are destined to meet. The angel and the devil each took care of their own vegetable gardens, their fierce rivalry reminiscent of the Chu-Han Contention.

Shi Bai felt he could never have too many of these "tool people" who would automatically come to him.

Of course, the sentences of these angels and demons are different from those of their boss, and Shi Bai doesn't have the energy to correct them one by one; that would be too tiring.

So, on the angel side, Shi Bai handed them over to Sariel, the archangel who once commanded all angels and was the author of the Gospel. As for the demon side, he naturally entrusted them to the twin demon sisters, Huan Yue and Meng Yue.

As for the vegetable garden wars they later had... that was none of his business. All he needed were fresh vegetables and fruits for Alice to practice on.

However, there was also a little incident in between, such as when Xiaosan, still in her old ways, enthusiastically wanted to scare the new members of the academy, but ended up being frightened to tears by those demons herself...

...So why did you go and provoke those guys?

While comforting Xiaosan, who had come to him crying for comfort, Shi Bai, after careful consideration, gave her an idea.

On that day, he successfully captured the first precious photo of Remilia crouching down, terrified by Kosan. This can be considered a rare and perfect success among Kosan's few successful attempts at scaring people.

Of course, after that, when he was questioned about who was behind it all, he was relentlessly pursued by the enraged Remy throughout the academy all day long...

Everyone else clapped and cheered, and there was plenty of food, including sunflower seeds, cola, and benches. Fran even cheered loudly for her sister, and a certain cunning rabbit even started betting on the place without any instruction. The whole academy was filled with a very cheerful atmosphere.

—Then the next day, they were all plunged into a nightmare-like hellish exam week.

Exams are always the school's trump card for dealing with students; someone personally sets the exam questions and invigilates them.

During the exam, whispering is forbidden, and cheating is not allowed. If cheating is discovered, then Taotie, who is still miserable and stuck in the sun on the playground because he disgraced the principal, will be their best example.

Shi Bai doesn't usually hold grudges, yeah, he really doesn't.

And these kinds of minor incidents happen several times a year in the college.

For example, the angels and demons in the vegetable garden launched another vegetable garden war; Patchouli's experimental magic blew up her dormitory again, and she ended up in the infirmary for treatment once more; Huan Yue rose up and called on all students to resist the school's inhumane attempt to cancel the exams, resulting in her being punished by crying and writing a 10,000-word self-criticism and being forced to give a public speech... and so on.

It's fair to say that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a vibrant and exciting place, bustling with activity almost every day.

The headmaster is petty and holds grudges, so everyone should stay away from him. This has become a common understanding among all the students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

"...So you blew yourself up again?"

Looking at the mage lying on the hospital bed in front of him, who had been brought to the infirmary by Fran, Shi Bai's expression was rather strange.

Because there was no dedicated doctor at the school, he usually served as the attending physician in the infirmary. However, apart from the very beginning, he basically only saw Patchouli in the infirmary.

Because he kept blowing himself up while researching magic, Shi Bai hadn't seen any patients other than Patchouli in the infirmary since it was built. He felt like he had become her personal physician...

"........."

Patchouli silently turned her head away, indicating that she didn't want to talk. She was placed on the hospital bed and brought over by Fran, who was quite skilled at it.

Although Flandre's destructive abilities were sealed by Shi Bai, she gained immense strength in return, becoming a super-strong loli.

Knowing what she had done during her previous rampage, Fran always felt a strange sense of guilt towards Patchouli, whom she had hurt. For example, before, it was Fran who had lifted Patchouli above her head and rushed her to the infirmary...

"You can't go on like this! Blowing up houses every day, how can this be allowed to continue? Are you really researching magic? I feel like you're researching bombs. Do you want to replace Nobel and make a name for yourself in history?"

He skillfully treated the other person's wounds, then leaned back in his chair and filled out the medical record while letting out a helpless sigh.

"Also, I reckon your health is about halfway recovered, right? What's with staying cooped up in your dorm all day? Can't you go out and move around more often? Do you want to evolve into a shut-in like that NEET girl?"

"Hmph, the research of the Seven Luminaries Magic is itself the fusion of various elemental attributes, so it's only natural that an explosion would occur. You don't understand magic, so what do you know?"

Turning her head, Patchouli, lying on the hospital bed, let out a soft hum.

"Besides, that's how magic research is supposed to be. It's common for people to stay at home for hundreds of years without ever leaving the house. The fact that I've already mastered the basics in such a short time makes me a genius, okay?!"

"No one knows magic better than me. You call yourself a genius? You haven't seen a real genius at all!"

After closing the completed medical record, Shi Bai turned his head, twirled the pen in his hand, and gave a cold smile.

"Do you know what kind of magic is true magic? Time-based magic is true magic, but have you ever even touched upon the essence of time-based magic? To give you the simplest example, can you turn back time, stop time, or speed it up?"

"...Time is something that involves the level of laws, and it doesn't belong to magic."

Patchouli's eyes twitched slightly, and her expression appeared somewhat stiff.

"We're talking about magic, not laws. After all this talk, do you think you know time magic?"