Zongman: My Smart Group

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Of course! Would you like some? I'll have someone bring it to you right away."

Lin Mo said somewhat embarrassedly, "I have a big appetite, one serving might not be enough."

Yukino Yukinoshita: "I'll order two portions for you."

Lin Mo: "Two portions aren't enough."

Yukinoshita Haruno: "Those three portions?"

Lin Mo: "Eight portions."

Yukinoshita Yono: "..."

Doctor: "Hmm!" (Alert)

Chapter 8 High Emotional Intelligence Replies

Seeing the doctor's eager look, Lin Mo quickly said, "I was just kidding. I just thought the atmosphere was a bit heavy and wanted to lighten it up. Just give me two pork chop rice bowls."

He didn't want to fall asleep again.

The doctor said with some disappointment, "Okay, if there's nothing else, I'll be going now."

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Goodbye, Dr. Kikue. Now, little brother Lin Mo, come with me. Your ward isn't here."

Lin Mo curled his lip and said, "Even if you let me stay here, I will find a way to get out. I don't want to experience being tied up again. Let others enjoy this kind of bondage play."

Yukino Yukinoshita laughed and said, "Haha, it's a last resort, you know. As compensation, I'll order you the best pork cutlet rice!"

Lin Mo: "What a load of bull. I've never heard of anything that can be called the most delicious thing in my life."

Yukinoshita Yono: "..."

Don't be angry, don't be angry. After all, it was your own car that caused the other person to become mentally impaired. Just bear with it.

Taking a deep breath, Yukino Yukinoshita smiled and said, "Lin Mo is really not cute. That's just an exaggeration to express my desire to invite you to dinner!"

Lin Mo: "What do I need to be cute for, I'm a man! Being handsome is all I need! Yang Nai, are you confused about gender? I think you should see a doctor, maybe you have some kind of gender identity disorder."

Yukinoshita clenched her fists and forced a smile, saying, "Let's not talk about this now. I'll take you to your room."

Lin Mo: "OK! I want a deluxe private room, and I'll arrange a maid at the end."

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Sorry, this is a hospital. We don't have those things you're talking about."

Lin Mo said in surprise, "Isn't your family a wealthy family? This kind of small matter can be settled with a little money, right? Or is your family about to go bankrupt?"

Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't take it anymore and said with a cold laugh, "If you continue this topic, you won't get your pork cutlet rice. You don't want to go hungry because you can't eat pork cutlet rice, do you?"

Lin Mo immediately made a zipping motion with his mouth and nodded to indicate that he wouldn't say anything more. After all, he was really hungry, and he couldn't just let this opportunity to have a free meal slip away.

While waiting, Lin Mo finally received his two pork chop rice bowls. After finishing them, he patted his stomach. Well, although they weren't the best pork chop rice bowls, the taste was still pretty good, just the portion was a bit small.

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Lin Mo, little brother, I have some things to attend to and can't stay with you all the time. I'll try to come see you this week. If you need anything, you can talk to the doctor directly. Of course, it must be a reasonable request. The Yukinoshita family will cover all expenses."

Lin Mo: "Oh."

Yukinoshita waited a while, but when she didn't hear anything more, she forced a smile and said, "Don't you have anything to say?"

Lin Mo scratched his head and thought for a moment, then remembered that he had just acquired a skill called "Dance Mastery". So he clapped his hands and said, "Since we are about to part ways, let me dance for you, Sister Yang Nai."

Yukino's expression changed as she recalled Leo's flying kick earlier, and she quickly said, "No need, thank you!"

Lin Mo stood up and said, "Why are you being so polite with me? We're all sisters here."

Ignoring Yukino Yukino's advice, Lin Mo danced the Gokuraku Jodo dance.

Lin Mo asked expectantly, "How was it, Sister Yang Nai? Did I dance well?"

Yukino Yukinoshita said expressionlessly, "It's beautiful."

The dance was indeed beautiful, no worse than some professional dancers, but it was a bit of an eyesore.

Lin Mo was so excited after hearing this that he wanted to sing another part, but Yukinoshita Haruno quickly refused, saying that she had something to do and left immediately.

Lin Mo said with a smile, "Sister Yang Nai must have been attracted by my dance and fallen deeply in love with me. Sigh~ I am such a sinful man."

System: "I think they were disgusted and left."

Lin Mo: "Tongzi, read me the description of the sign-in items."

The system angrily said, "Impossible! Host, I've already recorded the video of you dancing. Call me 'System Master' now, or I'll send the video to the entire internet. You don't want the whole world to see you dancing such an eyesore, do you?"

Lin Mo exclaimed in surprise, "There's such a good thing!"

system:"???"

Lin Mo coughed twice and said, "I will not yield to evil! Go ahead and fight if you dare! Whoever backs down is a dog!"

The system exclaimed in shock, "Host, I thought you were just an idiot, but I never expected that you were not only an idiot but also a pervert. How could I have chosen such an abstract thing in the first place?"

Lin Mo said shyly, "Maybe... they were attracted by my charm."

System: "What are you shy about!"

Lin Mo: "Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's continue with the previous topic. Go ahead and post it! I will never yield to evil forces!"

System: "6".

Lin Mo: "7".

system:"……"

To be honest, sometimes the system really wants to call the police. What was wrong with it in the first place that it chose this abstract, inhuman thing as its host? No matter how much it was mentally taxing, it shouldn't have turned into this thing.

System: "Host, do you know how low your standing has fallen in my heart?"

Lin Mo: "Shut up."

System: "It has begun to take on a human form and possesses some understanding of human nature."

Lin Mo said shyly, "Don't praise me, I'm shy."

System: "Damn it! I wasn't praising you at all, I was insulting you!"

Lin Mo: "So what?"

"..."

System: "Ugh!!! I'm so angry! I'm not going to be friends with you anymore!"

Lin Mo: "No way, no way? You're getting anxious?"

System: "Really, host, do you even have emotional intelligence?"

Lin Mo: "Nonsense! Of course I have it! Everyone calls me the handsome and intelligent young man! My emotional intelligence is off the charts!"

System: "I really didn't notice."

Lin Mo coughed twice and said, "Take playing basketball with the boss as an example."

1. First, assess the situation and promptly detect the leader's mood. Take small steps forward and peek out to ask, "Are you in a hurry?"

2. Secondly, to save face for your superior, demonstrate that they still have room for maneuver by promptly asking, "Is that all?"

3. Next, to calm the leader down and make them feel involved, say something like, "Fine, you win!"

4. Finally, let the leader gain a sense of accomplishment in another way, by saying, "His skills are average, but he has quite a temper." Then walk up to him and whisper in his ear, "Watch out, I'll give you a high-EQ response."

"..."

System: "Host, it's a miracle you weren't killed."

Lin Mo said smugly, "Of course, after all, I'm the main character!"

However, his stomach growled the next second.

"Goo-"

I didn't eat anything this morning, and I only had two pork chop rice dishes for lunch. I wasn't full at all.

The system scoffed, "Oh, so even the protagonist gets hungry?"

Lin Mo: "Don't yell! Whose fault do you think this is? If you weren't so useless, would I be starving? And speaking of which, System, if I ate the same amount as a normal person every day, would I starve to death?"

System: "No, that won't happen. To put it bluntly, all the energy you consume is used to power your body's natural abilities. While you won't starve to death, the feeling of hunger will persist, and you'll become an ordinary person. Forget about overclocking mode."

Lin Mo gave the middle finger fiercely: "Trash system, leave the group!"

Chapter 9 Chaotic Time

Staying in the hospital was quite boring, so Lin Mo got his phone back from the nurse, borrowed a charging cable, and then surfed the internet.

He kept looking until evening. After a quick dinner, Lin Mo continued surfing the internet. At 10:30 p.m., his phone was confiscated.

Nurse: "It's getting late, you should go to sleep."

Lin Mo protested, "Nurse, I'm an adult now, and I still have that much autonomy."

Nurse: "This is also for your safety. After all, you suffered a head injury and should rest. It's already considerate of you to be able to play for so long. You should have gone to bed at 9:30."

Lin Mo: "Nurse, I swear to God, there's nothing wrong with my head. Please give me back my phone. Let me watch it for one last hour."

The nurse firmly refused, saying, "No! Okay, I'm leaving. Goodnight."

Lin Mo: "No! I'll dance for you, okay?"

However, the nurse had no intention of listening to any of it and turned to leave that day. After all, the doctor had already told her that the patient in this ward had some mental issues and there was no need to pay him any more attention.

The system immediately jumped out and mocked, "Oh! Isn't this the host? Haven't seen you for a while... why are you so sluggish?"

Lin Mo: "Useless system! If it weren't for you, would I be in this situation today?! Your body optimization is toxic! The constant hunger pangs in my stomach are keeping me awake at all. I used to have my phone to distract myself, but now, I have nothing!"

System: "What can I do? If you're hungry, just bear with it."

Lin Mo: "How can you treat your host like this? I'm going to report you! You don't deserve to be a system at all!"

System: "Hey, what are you saying? It's not that I don't want to help, but I'm also powerless to help. You can only blame your good luck for getting a magic-suppressing field on your first try."

Lin Mo sighed, "Sigh~ There's nothing I can do, this is the treatment of the protagonist. I'm not saying anything more, I'm going to sleep!"

System: "Host, didn't you say you were too hungry to sleep?"

Lin Mo: "If I were really too hungry to sleep, I would have died in the orphanage. The orphanage had dozens of people, supported by the director on his meager pension. Going hungry was common. It only got better after the media exposed it. At least we weren't going to go hungry nine times in three days anymore."

Upon hearing this, the system couldn't help but be moved: "Host..."

Lin Mo didn't reply, staring blankly out the window, and murmured softly, "System, I miss Grandpa Dean."

System: "Don't worry, host. One day, you'll be able to sign in and get the items to return to your original world!"

Lin Mo: "Go back to the original world? Why would I want to go back to the original world? Isn't the anime world better?"

The system exclaimed in surprise, "Didn't you say you missed Grandpa Dean?"

Lin Mo: "I don't think he means I want to go back. The director has been gone for five or six years, and everyone in the orphanage has been scattered to other places and has their own lives. I'm the only one who's living in a daze. What's the point of going back? I might as well find some fun here."

System: "Then why did you suddenly bring this up?"

Lin Mo: "It's nothing, I just suddenly remembered."

Time passed slowly, and Lin Mo also drifted off to sleep, lying in a U-shape with the blanket covering his stomach, occasionally letting out a silly laugh, making anyone who looked at him think that this person must be very smart!

"Get up! Little Lin Mo!"

Yukino's voice came from the side, and she looked at Lin Mo with a smile.

Lin Mo opened his eyes, looking blankly at the figure beside him. After a while, he reacted and said, "Sister Yang Nai?"

Seeing Lin Mo's silly and cute appearance, Yukinoshita Haruno chuckled and tapped his cheek, saying, "It's me. Don't sleep anymore. The sun is already high in the sky. It's time to get up and change your clothes. I'll take you home."

Upon hearing the word "home," Lin Mo immediately snapped out of his daze, stood up, and said, "I knew it! Did that quack doctor get caught? How could someone as smart as me have a problem with his brain!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Don't say that about Dr. Kikue. He has gone to great lengths for you these past seven days."

Lin Mo curled his lip and said, "I bet he'd love to dissect me and study me. The way he looks at me is like he's a pervert, obviously lusting after my good looks!"

Lin Mo picked up his clothes, went into the bathroom to change, and quickly came out to complete the discharge procedures.

As they walked and talked, Lin Mo suddenly realized something was wrong, turned his head, and said in shock, "Seven days?"