Zongman: My Smart Group

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This is for the "Chizha Yuehai Yuyu Mao" who was previously certified by the generous donor. Hurry up and say thank you!

Two big shots gave me the "Master" certification, and another big shot gave me one, which means I still owe everyone 18 chapters. I'll make it up next month.

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Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Lin Mo casually walked to a stove, glanced at the ingredients on the table, and said, "There's not much time left, so I won't show you any complicated skills. I'll just fry an egg for everyone."

After saying that, Lin Mo started heating the pan and adding oil, then cracked the eggs into it. It was perfect; they didn't stick to the pan at all.

"Wow! The egg didn't stick to the pan, how did you do that?"

"Exactly, whether I can fry a perfect egg depends entirely on luck."

Hearing the exclamations of passersby, Lin Mo felt secretly delighted. After being here for so long, he could finally put on a good show. This was exactly what he wanted to see—just frying an egg, and people would come running over in amazement! This was the right way for him to live his life!

Lin Mo said smugly, "A hot pan with cold oil can completely solve the problem of eggs sticking to the pan! The same principle applies to other things. If anyone doesn't understand, they can come closer and take a look."

Upon hearing this, the person didn't stand on ceremony and moved closer.

Lin Mo: "The most important step in frying an egg is flipping it. Many people don't even know how to toss the pan. Watch carefully, this is how you toss the pan!"

With a slight effort, Lin Mo flung the entire pot into the air. Lin Mo thought to himself, "Oh no!" and hurriedly tried to catch it with his hand. The moment he caught it, he regretted it—it was too damn hot! Then, he instinctively flung it away.

A boy nearby saw a pot flying towards him and instinctively caught it. After realizing what was happening, he threw it away again. This time, a girl caught it, and she also instinctively caught it before throwing it away.

After going around in circles, it returned to Lin Mo's hands.

Lin Mo quickly put the pot back on the stove and turned off the heat.

Watching everyone perform the finger dance, he said, "That was a wrong demonstration just now, please don't imitate it. What follows is the correct way to do it!"

Lin Mo knew he had no second chance to make a mistake, so he decisively activated the overclocking mode and flipped the egg over.

Lin Mo said excitedly, "See that? That's the correct way to do it! That's all I have to say. You guys can learn it on your own!"

At this moment, someone suddenly raised a question, saying, "But this dish doesn't glow either?"

"Yeah, wasn't it supposed to be glowing cuisine?"

Lin Mo: "You've already eaten the glowing dish, you just forgot about it, or would you like to eat it again?"

After saying that, Lin Mo took out a flashbang and reached for the safety pin, startling everyone who quickly retreated.

Lin Mo suddenly laughed, "Hahaha... I was just kidding! Why aren't you laughing? Laugh, hahaha..."

An awkward yet polite smile.

Home economics class is the last class in the morning, which means everyone has already eaten lunch, so you can play to your heart's content during the one-hour lunch break.

Without the slightest hesitation, Lin Mo walked directly towards the Service Department, with Yukino Yukinoshita and Megumi Kato following closely behind.

Looking at everyone in the Service Club, Lin Mo frowned and asked, "Where are Hachiman and Satani? I don't know. Do I have something important to announce today?"

Rikka Takanashi: "Report! They're both absent!"

Lin Mo slammed his hand on the table and exclaimed, "How dare you! How could you be absent from such an important event! Where is your six-armed exclamation mark?!"

Rikka Takanashi: "Here I am!"

Kato Megumi: "Here."

Lin Mo waved his hand and said, "Quickly follow me to apprehend these two. It seems I've been inactive for too long, to the point that the world has forgotten how I earned my title, the Silent Emperor!"

Yukino Yukinoshita said, "If you were going to call Hachiman, that would be understandable, but Satania is not a member of our club, nor are Kato and Dekomori, so they have no obligation to come."

Lin Mo's eyes widened as he exclaimed, "What! Didn't they all join the Three Heads and Six Arms gang?! How come they're not gang members anymore?!"

Yukino Yukinoshita shook her head and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't receive any applications to join the group, so they can only be considered, um... visitors."

Lin Mo said angrily, "I think you just want to weaken my power. We, the Three Heads and Six Arms Group, are as close as family. Even without joining the group, we are an inseparable part of the Service Department! Besides, I am the vice president. I have already approved their joining the group!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Your unilateral consent doesn't count for anything. This matter also needs the instructor's signature and needs to be submitted to the student council. Of course, more importantly, you need to get the consent of the person involved."

Lin Mo: "What a joke! As a trio with three heads and six arms, how could they possibly refuse! Hassan, Thunder Hammer user, what do you think?"

Sanae Tokomori: "Wherever my master is, that's where I'll be!"

Kato Megumi: "I have no objections, but may I ask what this club actually does?"

Interrupting Lin Mo's words, Yukino Yukinoshita spoke first: "The organization's activities are to give to the poor with a compassionate heart, which is called charity. Extending a helping hand to those in need is what this organization does."

At this moment, Yukino Yukinoshita felt a sense of satisfaction. After all, with Lin Mo's involvement, the club's principles had not been implemented at all, and some people didn't even know the club's principles!

And being a person who cares a lot about his image, he couldn't bring himself to explain unless asked, so he kept putting it off, causing the Service Club to degenerate into a gathering place for everyone, completely contrary to his original intention in establishing it! Now he finally has the opportunity to take advantage of the situation and state the purpose of the Service Club.

Megumi Kato: "It sounds like a great club, but how can we help others? Or rather, how do we know if someone needs help?"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "When others are in trouble, they will come to me on their own."

Kato Megumi: "They came to us on their own? Does that mean the Service Club posted a notice on the bulletin board?"

Yukino Yukinoshita's expression stiffened for a moment, then she calmly said, "No."

Kato Megumi: "So you mean handing out flyers."

Yukino Yukinoshita blushed slightly: "No."

Kato Megumi: "Did you ask your classmates to help spread the word?"

Yukino lowered her head: "No."

Kato Megumi noticed Yukino Yukinoshita's embarrassment and said, "I'm sorry, I asked too many questions."

Yukino Yukinoshita took a deep breath and quickly composed herself, saying, "Don't feel sorry, it was my oversight. Thank you for reminding me, Kato-kun."

Kato Megumi: "You're welcome."

Lin Mo looked at Kato Megumi in surprise. He didn't expect that Kato Megumi would have such skill. He actually defeated the usually strong Yukino with words. Yukino was an opponent that even he couldn't argue with!

Lin Mo immediately put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly: "Hahaha... Yukino, I never thought you'd end up like this. As the club president, you've failed in your duty so badly. You might as well hand over the position to me! The world has long forgotten the glory of the Service Club. It's time to make the Service Club great again!"

Chapter 125 Outsmarting the Service Department (Fifth Update)

Lin Mo stood on the table and said, "Most people in the world are foolish and do not know the greatness of our Serving Department. It's time to let them know how powerful we are!"

Yukino Yukinoshita said with a headache, "The Service Club has never been great, get down here right now."

Lin Mo put his hands on his hips and said, "No way! Yukino, you're old now, you've lost your former ambition, it's time for you to step down!"

Yukino Yukinoshita had a tic-tac-toe mark on her head. Women of all ages are very concerned about their age, not to mention that the Service Club has only been established for a short time.

Yukino Yukinoshita said coldly, "My original intention in establishing the Service Club was to help those in need. I never had any grand ambitions; I just did what I could. What are your so-called grand ambitions? What is the greatness you speak of? It's nothing but satisfying your own selfish desires. This goes against the purpose of the Service Club, and I will never give you the position of president."

Lin Mo sneered, "An aging lion is always afraid that other lions will challenge its majesty, so it always suppresses them without mercy. I understand, Yukino. The reason you don't promote the Service Club is because you're afraid that you're not capable enough to help others, right?"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Human strength has its limits. I don't deny that there are things in this world that I can't do, but I will do my best to help them. If we don't do something just because we're afraid, then this Service Club would never have existed in the first place."

Lin Mo: "Anyone can say nice things. Using fancy words to cover up your weakness can only fool yourself. Little do you know that countless eyes are watching you. Every move you make reveals one message: you are afraid! The more afraid you are, the more you crave the power in your hands. You have already lost your qualifications as the president!"

Yukino Yukinoshita remained unmoved and said, "So say what you want, anyway, there's no way I'm going to give you the position of president."

Lin Mo said coldly, "Sooner or later you will destroy the Service Department! You will regret it!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Don't forget, I'm the president now!"

"Humph!"

boom--

Lin Mo slammed the door and left, followed by Takanashi Rikka and the others, while Kato Megumi stayed behind.

Rikka Takanashi: "Lin Mo, Yukinoshita is so arrogant, why didn't we just rebel against her!"

Sanae Dekomori: "That's right, I'm willing to be the first vanguard, and I will definitely cut Yukinoshita down!"

Lin Mo shook his head and said, "It's not the right time yet. Although Yukino is old, even a starved camel is bigger than a horse, not to mention that she has Hiratsuka Shizuka backing her up. It's better for us to continue to lie low and see how things go in three days."

Rikka Takanashi gritted her teeth and said, "Three days after three days, when are we finally going to make our move!"

Lin Mo took a deep breath and said seriously, "Through the previous actions, I have learned a lesson: seizing the position of president by force will not work, because it is illegitimate and unreasonable. We need to use our wits!"

Rikka Takanashi blinked her intelligent eyes and said, "Outsmart?"

Lin Mo: "That's right. Through armed struggle, all we get is a broken Service Department. Rebuilding it will require a lot of time and effort. So we need to use strategy instead of force. That way we can get a complete Service Department and make them accept their defeat wholeheartedly! I believe that with my extraordinary wisdom, that day will come soon!"

Sanae Dekomori suddenly burst out laughing.

Rikka Takanashi frowned and asked, "Sanae, why are you laughing?"

Sanae Tokomaru quickly suppressed her laughter and said, "Master, Emperor Motian, I laughed at Hachiman Hikigaya for his lack of strategy and Yui Yuigahama for her lack of intelligence. Among them, only Yukino Yukinoshita is capable of taking on a great responsibility, but she is nothing more than a signboard for someone to sell their head! In terms of strength, they are no match for us, and in terms of intelligence, they are even more superior, completely crushing us! So our victory can be said to be effortless. Thinking of that bright future, that's why I laughed out loud."

Lin Mo said with great satisfaction, "Not bad! The Service Department is already in my grasp. I already have a plan to deal with them!"

Rikka Kotori: "What's the plan?"

Lin Mo: "Isn't Yukino arrogant enough to say she'll lend a helping hand to those in trouble? If that's the case, then let's have a competition on that. Let's see who helps more people, best of three, to decide who becomes the club president! With the help of you brilliant minds, plus my extraordinary wisdom, I'm sure Yukino won't even have a chance to win a single game. Then this Service Club will still be ours!"

"Wahahaha... Ahahaha... Hehehaha..."

The three exchanged a glance, then burst into smug laughter.

After the three of them had finished laughing, they returned to the Service Department.

They pushed the door open abruptly, and the three of them immediately adopted an extremely aggressive posture as they entered.

Lin Mo took out a white glove and threw it in front of Yukino Yukinoshita, saying sternly, "Yukino Yukinoshita! I, Lin Mo, challenge you today!"

Looking at the white gloves on the table, Yukino Yukinoshita stood up, crossed her arms, and smiled slightly, saying, "I admire your courage. Tell me, what do you want to compete in?"

Lin Mo: "Didn't you keep saying that the Service Club's mission is to help those in need? In that case, let's make this a competition to see who helps the most people, best two out of three! The stake is the position of the Service Club president! What do you think?"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "I accept your challenge, but I have one small condition."

Lin Mo: "Go ahead."

Yukino Yukinoshita: "I hope this is your last challenge. Although I know I won't lose, I'm still annoyed by you constantly bothering me. Let's end it with this challenge."

Lin Mo: "Hahaha... Good courage. Okay, since that's the case, I agree. This will be our last battle, and the one that will decide the outcome! I hope you're mentally prepared, so you don't end up crying after you lose."

Yukino Yukinoshita: "I think you're the one who should be mentally prepared. Don't try to cheat and deny it after you lose, saying this round doesn't count and we can play again."

Lin Mo: "Since I've already made that promise, there's no way I can break it. After all, I'm known in the martial arts world as the Jade-Faced Honest and Trustworthy Young Master! Next, I'll start promoting the Service Club around the school to attract everyone to come and seek my help. Then, the outcome will depend on our own abilities!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Extremely happy."

After a two-second eye contact, they both looked away. They could tell from each other's eyes that this was truly the final battle!

Yui Yuigahama looked at the two imposing figures, approached Rikka Takanashi, and whispered, "Rikka, you two won't fight again this time, will you?"

Rikka Takanashi: "Don't worry, this time we're outsmarting them, we won't use force."

Yui Yuigahama breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good. If you still want to fight, go find Hachiman. He's a boy, so he's tough and can definitely take a beating. Just so you know, you can't hit me after you're done fighting him."

Yui Yuigahama still vividly remembers the scene of being abandoned last time. Although there was a reason for it, she still felt some resentment. Not to mention that it had nothing to do with her at the time. If it weren't for Hachiman Hikigaya insisting on dragging her away, she wouldn't have had to suffer like that.

So I'm sorry, Hachiman Hikigaya, I believe you will understand me.

Chapter 126 Striving for Performance (Fifth Update)

After finishing his meal in the cafeteria with a sense of unease, Hachiman Hikigaya finally breathed a sigh of relief. Thankfully, no random Lin Mo had appeared to bother him this time.

Hachiman Hikigaya found a shady spot, took a nap, and then returned to the classroom.

But to his utter surprise, Lin Mo came looking for him after the first period in the afternoon.

Lin Mo stood next to Hachiman Hikigaya, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a serious tone, "Hachiman, there's no time to explain, let's overthrow Yukino's rule together!"

Hachiman Hikigaya's lips twitched slightly. Sometimes he felt that the world was constantly going through cycles, and he felt like he had heard this phrase somewhere before.

Hachiman Hikigaya noticed the stares from those around him and quickly got up and went outside.

Lin Mo caught up and said, "As expected of my best friend, you can't wait any longer!"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "No, I was just worried about being overheard, so I wanted to talk somewhere else."

Reaching a quiet corner, Hachiman Hikigaya asked, "So, what happened this time?"

Lin Mo said with a serious expression, "Right at noon, I issued my final challenge to Yukino! It's a best-of-three match to see who gets more help!"