Zongman: My Smart Group
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Sanae Tokomori said with a face full of indignation, "Despicable! You actually attacked me from behind!"
It turned out that while everyone's attention was focused on Sanae Dekomori's back, Kazuma Sato swiftly slid over and tackled Sanae Dekomori to the ground!
Kazuma Sato said smugly, "All's fair in war! I've already won this match, which proves my strength, right?"
Lin Mo exclaimed in amazement, "As expected of the sadistic king, Sato Kazuma, he has done what we dare not do with such ease. He showed no mercy to such a cute girl. He is so perverted and sadistic!"
Yui Yuigahama said with some disdain, "Fighting with a girl is one thing, but to resort to sneak attacks is really too much!"
Rikka Takanashi: "This kind of scum doesn't deserve to join us!"
Winette: "We're all classmates, there's no need to go to such lengths."
Hearing the girls' accusations, Kazuma Sato angrily retorted, "Shut up, all of you! Am I supposed to just stand there and get beaten up if I don't fight back? Why should I only be able to take the beating and not fight back? Boys and girls, I treat everyone the same!"
Lin Mo clapped his hands and said, "Well said! It's because you have this kind of spirit that I let you join our Three Heads and Six Arms group! Demon King, I hope you can always maintain this spirit and pass it on! Qi, Dou, Leng, I forgot the beginning and don't remember the end, anyway, the improvement of our boys' status depends on you!"
Sato Kazuma looked at Lin Mo with deep emotion, never expecting that Lin Mo would be the one who understood him best among those present! His eyes welled with tears as he said, "Lin Mo!"
Lin Mo: "Sigh! The King of Demons!"
Kazuma Sato slapped Lin Mo's hand away and shouted, "Why do you always call me the King of Demons?! How am I demonic?! I have a name, okay? Please call me Kazuma Sato!"
Lin Mo: "Stop being modest, you King of Devilishness! Wasn't what just happened devilish enough? Hitting a girl is one thing, but to do it in a sneak attack is another! I'm truly impressed!"
Kazuma Sato explained, "This isn't cruel at all, it's tactics, tactics! Understand? Warfare is based on deception, and I won through my own intelligence!"
Lin Mo said with an understanding look, "I know, I know, war is the way of ghosts, the ghost of ghosts, right? But since you hate the title of Ghost King so much, I'll call you Pervert King from now on."
Kazuma Sato: "What's the difference between the two, huh?!"
Lin Mo turned his head and said, "Since the Demon King has won, then he has passed this test. Let's give a round of applause to welcome our new member!"
The next second, everyone burst into applause.
Kazuma Sato: "Are you even listening to me? Didn't you say you'd call me the King of Perverts? You didn't call me the King of Demons!"
Lin Mo tilted his head and said, "That perverted sadistic king?"
Kazuma Sato: "You think I'll agree to this title just because you tilt your head and act cute like a pretty girl? If you want me to agree, you'd better bring a real pretty girl instead! Get lost!"
The next second, every woman took a few steps back. Takanashi Rikka whispered, "As expected, there's a reason he's called the Perverted King of Demons. He truly lives up to his name."
Although it was spoken very softly, it clearly reached everyone's ears in the suddenly silent room. Sato Kazuma suddenly froze on the spot. What was wrong with him? Why did he suddenly say such a thing?
Lin Mo patted Sato Kazuma on the shoulder and said with a heavy heart, "Kazuma...sigh~"
Sato Kazuma's hands trembled as he couldn't understand why he had suddenly become like this. He was just an ordinary high school student, so why would he say such outrageous things?
The thought that his future high school life would be accompanied by the title of "Perverted and Sadistic King" made Kazuma Sato lose the will to live.
Kazuma Sato laughed maniacally and said, "Hahaha... Destroy this damned world, just destroy it already!"
Hachiman Hikigaya sighed in empathy. Just as he had expected, as long as he was with Lin Mo, his IQ would be corrupted by the other man, leading him to do all sorts of stupid things!
Brother, you're not alone!
Thinking back to his own suicide attempt, Hachiman Hikigaya subconsciously clenched his hands, determined that he would one day escape this hell!
Seeing that Sato Kazuma's ability to withstand pressure was so poor, Lin Mo couldn't help but doubt whether the Sato Kazuma in front of him was really the real person. After all, compared to what he did later, what he did now was really nothing.
Could it be that because they haven't experienced death, their mindset hasn't changed?
Thinking about it, Lin Mo felt it was increasingly possible, and then solemnly said, "Hezhen, I have a way to solve your current predicament. Are you willing to believe me?"
Kazuma Sato looked over immediately, his face full of anticipation, and asked, "What method?"
Lin Mo said with utmost seriousness, "I can't really explain the specific reasons, but anyway, you should just die!"
Sato Kazuma looked at Lin Mo in horror. Although he was biologically dead, he was still alive, though he felt ashamed of it. And Lin Mo's idea was to kill him biologically! Even if death ended everything, he hadn't lived enough!
Kazuma Sato quickly took several steps back, adopting a defensive stance, and said, "Big brother! You're my own brother! Calm down, you must calm down! I think I can still be saved. Suddenly I don't feel so hopeless. Even tigers don't eat their cubs. You need to think carefully. I'm your mount. If I die, who will carry you in the future? Don't you think so?"
Lin Mo said sincerely, "He Zhen, you must trust your older brother! Don't worry, it's just a matter of dying for a moment, it's not a big deal. You know, only when you die are you at your best!"
Kazuma Sato: "What do you mean 'just'? What do you mean 'it's not a big deal'? I think this is an absolute disaster! I'm all better now, and I don't want to destroy the world anymore. I love this world so much! I love this world more than anyone else. Big brother, I'm still young, I don't want to die!"
Sato Kazuma's eyes blazed with a strong will to survive as he looked at Lin Mo with utmost sincerity, hoping to move Lin Mo and make him give up the idea of killing him.
At the same time, I feel sad about what happened to me. What did I do that deserves everyone's wrath? In junior high school, my childhood sweetheart and the blond guy ran away. I finally managed to get out of that situation and was ready to experience the sweet campus life. Who knew that I would encounter this kind of thing after only a few days!
Sure enough, my life was a tragedy, and the goddess of fortune never smiled upon me.
Chapter 133 Death Notes
Lin Mo walked over and put his arm around Sato Kazuma's neck, laughing as he said, "Kazuma, how could I possibly bear to kill you? Now that you've decided to join us, I will definitely protect you. I'm telling you this now: whoever kills you, I'll kill their whole family!"
Sato Kazuma said with a grateful expression, "Thank you, big brother!"
Thank you, Brother, for sparing my life!
Lin Mo: "Alright, what kind of man cries like that? By the way, I heard you got cheated on. Where is that guy now? I'll find you a factory!"
Kazuma Sato wiped away his tears and said, "He's right here... wait a minute!"
Sato Kazuma immediately realized what was happening and looked at Lin Mo in shock: "How do you know about this!"
Lin Mo: "I have my own intelligence network. Tell me that guy's name quickly. I have to get back at you. How dare he cheat on my brother? I'll beat the shit out of him!"
Although Kazuma Sato was somewhat tempted, after careful consideration, he shook his head and declined: "Thank you for your kind offer, brother, but I'll pass."
Even Kazuma Sato himself didn't understand why he would refuse such a good opportunity. He knew that if he had just asked, that blond guy would have been beaten up. So why did he refuse?
Because now he himself doesn't know what he should do anymore.
Kazuma Sato couldn't accept that his childhood sweetheart, with whom he had promised to marry him when they grew up, had betrayed him and run off with a blond guy. Even now, he couldn't understand why his childhood sweetheart would betray him, and he was devastated for a long time because of it.
When Sato Kazuma heard that Lin Mo was willing to teach Huang Mao a lesson for him, he hesitated. Of course, he could find someone to teach him a lesson, but what would he gain? The thrill of revenge? Or the affection of his childhood sweetheart?
No, Kazuma Sato clearly understood that even if he retaliated, things could never go back to the way they were before; on the contrary, he would only make things worse.
So let's just forget about it. If I have the chance, I'll do it myself. There's no need to rely on others for help. Perhaps those vows of eternal love are just that fragile. There's never anything that lasts forever when it comes to liking someone.
This is his first relationship, and it will probably be his last, so let's give it a good ending as a tribute to his lost love.
Lin Mo seemed to understand Sato Kazuma's thoughts. He patted him on the shoulder, gave him a thumbs up, and said, "Okay, that's manly enough. So you wanted to take revenge yourself? Don't worry, I'll give you a notebook. As long as you write that blond guy's name down, he'll die immediately. You can even design his death."
Hachiman Hikigaya's eyes widened instantly. If he wasn't mistaken, the notebook was called the Death Note.
Most of the people present were aware of Lin Mo's unusual nature, so before Lin Mo took action, Yukino Yukinoshita spoke up, saying, "Murder is illegal. Although I sympathize with your situation, there's no need to jeopardize your future because of this."
Vinette also stepped forward and said, "Actually, you're a really nice person. There's no need to keep dwelling on this. You'll meet the right person for you eventually."
Yui Yuigahama: "Um... Good luck!"
Hachiman Hikigaya: "If you don't want your hands to be stained with blood, I advise you to give up this idea."
Kazuma Sato looked completely bewildered: "Wait, what did I do? Why are you all assuming I would kill someone? Although I do hate him, I never intended to kill him. At most, I just beat him so badly that he couldn't take care of himself from the waist down! Killing someone is such an exaggeration!"
Lin Mo said with a regretful expression, "What a pity."
Kazuma Sato: "What do you mean 'feel sorry'?! Do you really want me to go and kill someone?"
Lin Mo: "No, it's mainly the Death Note. I haven't seen its power yet. I gave it to Hachiman back then, but he returned it to me the next day. Now you don't want it even if I give it to you. I don't know when I'll be able to witness its true power."
Kazuma Sato: "Death Note?"
Lin Mo pulled a book out from behind him and said, "Ta-da! The Death Note! Just write down the name of the person you hate, and they'll die instantly. It's an essential item for home, travel, murder, and arson! How about it? Don't hesitate, write down the name of the person you hate now!"
Although Death Note may seem unremarkable, those who know the truth dare not underestimate it.
Sato Kazuma looked at the unremarkable notebook and didn't think it was as magical as Lin Mo had described. However, he still shook his head and refused, saying, "Forget it, killing people is too much for me. Well, it's getting late, and I should go back."
Lin Mo said with some regret, "Alright, he hasn't used this thing even once since he got it. Sigh! I have a bold idea!"
Hearing this, everyone looked over. Lin Mo cleared his throat and said, "Since you, the Demon King, are going to die sooner or later, why not make a contribution to your big brother? Let me test the power of the Death Note. That would be a worthwhile death, much better than your later death. Plus, it would unlock a new Death Encyclopedia. It's a win-win situation!"
Kazuma Sato quickly shook his head and refused, saying, "No! I still cherish my life and have no intention of dying anytime soon, so forget it. I'll be going now, goodbye!"
Without the slightest hesitation, Kazuma Sato immediately turned and ran, without even closing the door to the Service Club.
Lin Mo poked his head out and shouted, "Remember to come to the Three Heads and Six Arms Group's training session tomorrow! We'll meet at the Service Department!"
I'm finally out of here! After all, pretty girls are nothing compared to my own life! That idiot Lin Mo, with his screw loose, keeps talking about killing me. What did I ever do to him?! And unlocking some new death encyclopedia? Does he think this is some kind of online game? If I die, I'm really dead!
No, I can't stay at this school any longer. Otherwise, I might run into Lin Mo again someday, and he'll just come at me with a knife. I'll have nowhere to cry then. So I should ask for leave and go home to lay low for a while. I doubt Lin Mo will care about a nobody like me. I can stay home for ten days or half a month, and when I come out, I'll be a hero again!
Having made up his mind, Kazuma Sato abandoned the three-headed, six-armed combination without the slightest hesitation! As for the identity of the mount, he had been forced to join anyway, so there was nothing to be attached to. Things like bonds and friendships had never existed.
Even if they existed, they are all insignificant in the face of one's own life. Although it is a pity that one cannot get close to beautiful girls, as long as one lives, there will always be a chance. What if one day one is surrounded by beautiful women?
Chapter 136 Faster-than-Light Spaceship
Although Kazuma Sato has left, the war between Lin Mo and Yukino Yukinoshita is not over yet. They are still in a state of hostility, vying for the president's seat.
Lin Mo crossed his arms and said, "Yukino, this can't go on. We're just staring at each other like this, not knowing when the request will arrive, let alone when a winner will be decided."
Yukino Yukinoshita understood this as well. After all, due to her own negligence, the Service Club's original purpose had not been implemented. She hadn't even promoted it, so the outside world didn't know that the Service Club existed, let alone help others.
Yukino Yukinoshita: "You're right. The Service Club's reputation hasn't spread yet. We can promote the Service Club first, and then compete fairly when there are more requests later."
Lin Mo: "That's what I was thinking too. It's getting late, so let's call it a day. Goodbye."
And so, the farce came to a temporary end, and the others got up to say goodbye.
After returning home, Lin Mo tossed and turned, unable to sleep. It wasn't that he had anything on his mind; on the contrary, he felt his mind was blank, and he wasn't thinking about anything—in short, he was bored.
In a death throes of panic, Lin Mo sat bolt upright and shouted, "I can't take it anymore!"
System: "What's wrong with the host?"
Lin Mo: "System, don't you think there's something wrong with my life right now? I'm constantly going crazy and looking for fun every day, it's completely unoriginal. I think I should live a different life!"
System: "Oh? What brilliant idea does the host have?"
Lin Mo stood up and went to the window. Looking at the bright moon overhead, he said confidently, "I'm looking for some excitement!"
The bright moonlight shone on Lin Mo, making him appear incredibly sacred. His confident declaration echoed through the empty streets, as if heralding the beginning of a new life.
The system looked puzzled and said, "Host, although I don't understand why you would have such thoughts, isn't your life exciting enough right now? Think about it: snatching lollipops from elementary school kids, robbing banks, killing people to cover it up, transplanting the Evil King's True Eye, pinning down a man and stripping him naked, fighting with God, and destroying a world along the way—from small things to big things, which one of these things isn't legendary in other people's eyes! How could you possibly have such a boring idea?"
Lin Mo: "System, you're not human, so you naturally wouldn't understand my thoughts. Although I punched the old folks' home in Nanshan, kicked the kindergarten in Beihai, and stomped my foot in the morgue so hard that no one dared to breathe, this is not the life I want. I want to be a low-key and cultured person!"
System: "Host, stop keeping me in suspense and just tell me what you're planning to do this time."
Lin Mo said dismissively, "You think I'm just a crazy person who's always up to something? You're sorely mistaken. This time I'm going to do something earth-shattering, something that will benefit all of humanity!"
The system asked with a suspicious look, "What is it?"
Lin Mo: "I want to be a scientist! I want to invent a faster-than-light spaceship!"
System: "You? A scientist? Hahaha... Host, you'd better stop joking. Take my advice, you're really not suited for this line of work. You're more suited to being studied than to doing research."
Lin Mo said angrily, "Useless system, how dare you look down on me? Don't laugh at me, but I've already developed a light-speed spaceship! I've figured out the basic theory, now all that's left is to put it into practice. When the time comes, I'll be winning the Nobel Prize until my hands are sore!"
The system was stunned. Seeing that Lin Mo didn't seem to be lying, it asked, "A faster-than-light spaceship? Really?"
Lin Mo, hands on his hips, said proudly, "Of course it's true! The working principle of a faster-than-light spaceship is very simple: it's about exceeding the speed of light. As we all know, a flashlight emits light, which means that as long as a flashlight is attached to the back of the spaceship, the spaceship's speed will always exceed the speed of light. That's how a faster-than-light spaceship is invented! The theory is sound; now all that's left is to put it into practice! No, I need to hurry up and call Xiao Ji to ask him to help me invent a faster-than-light spaceship!"
The system's eyes widened. It should have realized long ago that its host was an idiot. High intelligence was completely foreign to him. It had been so hopeful, thinking that the other party could really do something big, but instead, he just produced a huge mess.
The system said with a headache, "Host, this is not a faster-than-light spaceship at all. A faster-than-light spaceship means that it can travel a distance that exceeds the speed of light per second. It is not as simple as just attaching a flashlight to the back of the spaceship."
Lin Mo: "Don't try to fool me. I think you're trying to plagiarize my research!"
System: "Fine, even if you invent a faster-than-light spaceship, what does that have to do with your thrill-seeking? What does it have to do with you being a low-key and cultured person?"
Lin Mo suddenly froze on the spot. Yes, what connection did they have? Then again, why did he feel bored?
After thinking for a long time, Lin Mo still couldn't come up with a solution. Finally, he waved his hand and said, "I can't worry about that now. I'll call Yukino first. I have to tell her about this great invention and let her know that our perspectives are different now. My goal is to reach for the stars, while he is still just a small president. It's ridiculous!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Mo picked up his phone to make a call, but then realized it was already past 1 a.m., and stopped. "System, do you think Yukino is asleep at this hour?"
System: "Probably, after all, it is getting late. You can just call and ask."
Lin Mo: "Good idea."
Then Lin Mo dialed the number. More than ten years later, the call was answered, and Yukino Yukinoshita's somewhat languid voice came from the other end: "What's up, Lin Mo?"
Lin Mo: "Nothing serious, just wondering if you were asleep?"
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