Zongman: Evolution Paradise

"Then, coincidentally, he was summoned in the Holy Grail War as a Berserker. Doesn't that create a closed loop of fate?"

"There's actually such an explanation? Then I'll be summoned by you personally this time. Master, you're not allowed to summon Medea and the others..."

However, in the time it took to speak, the dripping water droplets had already turned into ice shards and dissipated into the air.

Once her body was dry, Esdeath hooked her finger around her Master, tilted her head back, and commanded with a smile, "Come and help me get dressed."

Sitting on a soft stool in the fitting room next to the bathroom, Esdeath stretched out her body, adopting a queenly posture that allowed her master to do as she pleased.

"You want me to do everything?"

Jolyne asked, and Esdeath nodded in affirmation.

"As for your measurements, are they approximately 87/54/85?"

Jolyne reached out and examined the area, his familiar manner prompting Esdeath to let out a disgruntled snort. Jolyne immediately stepped on her foot, grabbing it and tickling the sole of her foot.

"Pfft~" Esdeath chuckled.

"Is white okay?"

"Hmm...okay."

"Esdeath, lift your body up a little."

"You do it yourself, don't order me around."

"This is a request to Her Majesty the Queen."

It took a while to dress Esdeath in her undergarments. By then, she was all smiles. As Jolyne lifted her delicate feet, she took out another garment. Esdeath asked, "What is this?"

“They’re pantyhose,” Jolyne replied, already covering Esdeath’s toes.

Since Esdeath dared to defy her master by demanding that she be dressed, Jolyne had no choice but to express her own preferences.

From her toes to her smooth calves, and then to her fleshy thighs, Jolyne lifted Esdeath's body and continued to move the pantyhose up until they were completely covered.

Esdeath let her master bind her perfect legs, a slight smile playing on her lips. As Jolyne focused on the workshop and picked out the next piece of clothing, her toes once again darted out and landed squarely on her master's face.

"Does Master like it?"

It possesses the power of ice; even though her jade feet are wrapped in socks, they still feel icy cold.

"...Just step on it, don't step on it too hard."

Jolyne silently removed her toes.

Esdeath's feet felt wonderful, and she exuded a unique fragrance that blended heroic spirits with ice. The problem was that after only a moment of flirting, she couldn't help but increase the pressure.

The rest of the work was simple: change into a shirt, shorts, and trench coat suitable for battle, and finally, pinch her playful toes to put on boots. The brand-new Esdeath was born.

Looking at Jolyne, who had put her boots on, Esdeath leaned down and kissed her, saying with a smile.

"Master, the moments when it's just the two of us are so blissful, happiness just keeps flowing over me."

"I have absolutely no intention of giving the master to anyone else."

Jolyne looked up at Esdeath in disbelief, a chill running down her spine as she thought, "Could it be that she's planning to back out on her promise regarding Medea and the others?"

"So please spend more time with me in the future."

"My master."

Esdeath whispered in Jolyne's ear.

Chapter 225 Saber's Cat Ears

When Jolyne led Esdeath, who was dressed in a brand new outfit, out of the bathroom, Saber greeted her warmly.

"Good morning, Xu Lunqing."

Good morning, Saber.

Compared to Saber's enthusiasm, Lily and Medea seemed a bit distracted, especially Medea, whose face clearly showed a "I'm not feeling well" expression.

In any case, the Holy Grail War is currently underway. Medea's familiars are silently monitoring the entire Ryudouji Temple and its surrounding area, while Medea's own gaze is fixed on Jolyne.

Esdeath and Jolyne were playing around, while Medea watched with her teeth clenched.

"What happened this morning is one thing, but if someone tries to catch up with me while they're asleep, I'll catch up eventually. But why should I do that now!"

"I, Medea, also want my master to change my clothes!"

"Especially that kick! How dare you step on my master's face!"

"I should have woken up earlier this morning. If I had woken up before you, everything would have been mine!"

Medea couldn't help but think to herself as a series of images flashed through her mind.

Given Medea's personality, if she wakes up first, there's a 40% chance she'll kiss Master and then get up to go to the kitchen to prepare a loving breakfast; there's a 60% chance she'll kiss Master and then continue sleeping while holding him.

Of these 60% chances, 10% will sleep with the baby and not notice anything, 20% will be too shy to do anything, and the remaining 20% ​​will be shy but will reach out a finger to try to calm the baby down.

Medea has less than a 10% chance of making a decision like Esdeath.

Unfortunately, Medea is currently in Zhuge Liang's strongest form—hindsight is 20/20, and she wouldn't consider whether she could have opened her lips if she had woken up first.

Esdeath sat in her chair, and Medusa brought her milk and toast.

"Thank you," Esdeath said.

"You're welcome," Medusa said calmly, silently thanking Esdeath for the pleasure she had received; she was, after all, a hidden spectator.

I watched Esdeath's face, still flushed from playing with Jolyne.

Medea was so angry that she felt a surge of grievance, and tears welled up in her eyes.

Jolyne quickly sat down next to Medea, making Medea hold back her tears. Medea turned her face away, somewhat sulking and not wanting to talk to her master.

"What's going on? Weren't you just like yesterday, vying with Esdeath for Jolyne?"

Saber, one of only two people in the room unaware of what had happened, wondered aloud, carefully observing the situation, wanting to join in through her own efforts.

Of course, Saber's addition means that she will no longer be confused by the interactions between other Servants and Masters, and will be able to understand the true relationship between them.

Understanding Medea's feelings, Jolyne didn't have a good solution either, and started talking to her.

"Medea looks beautiful in her clothes today. Did she choose them herself?"

"Ah."

Medea gave only one word in response, clearly demonstrating her dissatisfaction.

She was definitely dressed up carefully today, and her hair was also styled properly.

Compared to the medieval witch's robes she wore when she was first summoned, Medea has now changed into a British-style long dress with slightly wide sleeves, black stockings, and boots, giving her a very mature and sophisticated look.

However, Medea actually prefers cute styles of clothing, but she feels that she is not suited to them and feels shy when wearing cute clothes, so she maintains a mature style.

Lily is cute, Medea likes cute styles, Medusa believes that the cuteness of lolis is the standard of beauty, and Saber is Medea's favorite petite and cute type...

"The two Counter Forces in the Fate world are also in the form of little girls. What's this strange commonality? Could cuteness be the hidden worldview of Fate?"

As Jolyne was lost in thought, she noticed that Medea was still secretly glancing at her reaction.

Looking at Saber, who was trying to sort out the relationships between the group, Jolyne remembered a way to stop Medea from being angry.

Jolyne flicked Saber's shimmering armor and asked her, "Saber, now that you have a new goal, wouldn't you like to change into a new outfit?"

Medea noticed the keywords "Saber" and "changing clothes" and quickly turned her gaze over.

Saber lowered her head curiously, carefully checking her armor for anything amiss. After confirming it was the same as usual, she looked up at Jolyne blankly, not feeling the need to change her clothes.

Jolyne naturally understood Saber's thoughts and explained to her, "What I meant was to change into some casual clothes. Anyway, you can instantly put on this knight's armor during battle, so there's no need to wear it all the time. Changing your clothes can also change your mood..."

There are approximately three types of clothing worn by Heroic Spirits.

Firstly, she possesses a unique Noble Phantasm; Esdeath's Noble Chariot is a full suit of armor.

Secondly, the outfits worn by the Heroic Spirits when they are first summoned, such as Saber's knight's armor and Medea's robes, are imbued with legend and magic. Even in high-intensity Heroic Spirit battles, these clothes will not be easily damaged.

Thirdly, other clothing besides the two categories, including ordinary everyday clothes, player equipment, and magician's costumes, are included. Heroic spirits are no different from normal people, so they can dress up as they please, just like changing clothes.

Of course, there are still conditions for using players' equipment. For example, Joren's Shadow Robe has a condition for use: you must have completed at least 10,000 kills.

It seems difficult, but in reality, among the five Heroic Spirits, only Lily has not reached it.

"What do you usually wear?"

Saber didn't think much of it and nodded in agreement, then asked with a question in her mind, "Replacing it is no problem, but what should we replace it with?"

As a queen, Saber's attire in public is always the same, so simply changing her clothes has become a challenge for her.

"I know I know!"

Medea couldn't help but speak up, excitedly grabbing Saber's hand and listing them off: "Maid outfits, Lolita dresses, tutu skirts, wedding dresses... there are just too many! Which one should we try on first?"

"Miss Medea, I'd like to wear something more normal."

Saber tried to express her thoughts, but was completely ignored by the excited Medea. She quickly looked at Jolyne with pleading eyes, and Jolyne gave her an OK sign and pulled Medea back to her side.

"As expected of Xu Lunqing, thank you so much."

Saber, having escaped the jaws of death, thought gratefully.

Medea was still a little emotional after being pulled by Jolyne. In response, Jolyne had her sit on his lap and spoke earnestly in her ear.

"Yukino Yukinoshita has a piece of equipment that can make the wearer grow cat ears and a cat tail."

"?!!"

First she was stunned, then she was shocked, and finally Medea showed an excited smile.

mua~

Medea gave her a passionate kiss and then hurried off to find Yukino Yukinoshita in the kitchen.

Chapter 226 The Coming Battle

As a Heroic Spirit, Saber possesses powerful five-dimensional attributes, but she also has good morals and would not actively eavesdrop on others.

This has led to Saber not yet realizing that her Jolyne has already sold her out.

"Xu Lunqing, cooking."

Saber reached out and tugged at Jolyne's sleeve, her ahoge (cowlick) bobbing up and down, clearly indicating that she wanted to eat Food Wars.

After all, the toast, bacon, and milk for breakfast were rather bland, reminding Saber of the days when she ate mashed potatoes with beans and fried fish in Britain.

“Saber, if you eat too fast, even if it’s a Food War dish, it will be gone in a few days.”

Jolyne took out a Food War dish from the workshop and reminded Saber.

Preservation of these dishes wasn't a problem, since even corpses could be kept fresh in the workshop. However, Saber ate far too quickly, coming over to ask for food whenever she felt like it, which was incredibly wasteful.

Is it all gone?

Saber's ahoge stood up, full of vigilance; she had already recalled the pain of losing the glowing dish last time.

"Hmm...but don't worry."

"Once this game is over, I'll go to the amusement park to exchange for a cooking skill, then Saber can enjoy all kinds of delicious food."

Jolyne spoke softly, her fingers secretly reaching for Saber's ahoge (cowlick), but Saber's intuition detected it, and she failed to touch it.

Saber covered her head, looking at Jolyne warily, and earnestly emphasized again, "Even Lord Jolyne cannot touch the symbol of the king."

"This makes me so sad, Saber."

"At most... at most, I'll let Xu Lunqing touch the hair on the sides of the body."

"Then I won't be polite."

"Hmm... do you really want me to touch you?"

Saber endured Jolyne's hand stroking her hair as if facing a formidable enemy, only breathing a sigh of relief after it was over, before beginning the important mealtime.

"Since there won't be any problems once the game is over, let's finish the Holy Grail War as soon as possible. Saving food isn't something we should be doing during battle..."

Using this excuse, Saber not only didn't curb her appetite, but also asked for an extra portion.