Zongman: Evolution Paradise

“A friend of Hachiman’s,” Jolyne replied.

"If you're here to find someone, please make yourself at home. If you're here to ask for a favor, please introduce yourself first."

Yukino Yukinoshita stood up.

Despite Yukino Yukinoshita's icy words, he maintained his strange posture and said, "I am the swordsman general, Yoshiteru Shibamoto! I have come here to give you a mission."

"You're here to request a cure for your mental illness, right?"

Yukino Yukinoshita responded without any politeness.

"Xiaoxue is so amazing." Yui Yuigahama raised her little hand, her eyes shining.

Jolyne glanced at her, silently thinking to herself, "Tuanzi, you're a bot."

“You did not come here because of my contract, to fulfill my wish.”

Speaking in strange, incomprehensible words, Shibamoto Yoshiteru kept his eyes fixed on Hikigaya Hachiman.

"I'm the one talking to you, so please don't look away when you're talking to someone else."

"He's suffering from chuunibyou (middle school syndrome), please give me some time."

Hachiman Hikigaya, embarrassed, got up and pulled Yoshiteru Shibamoto away, preventing him from uttering his astonishing words.

"So Hachiman has friends after all."

Yui Yuigahama's strange remark.

"It doesn't seem to be that kind of relationship, otherwise Hiratsuka-sensei wouldn't have brought him to the Service Club."

Yukino Yukinoshita analyzed.

After a long while, Hachiman Hikigaya followed Yoshiteru Shibamoto into the room.

Hachiman Hikigaya explained to everyone, "Shibamoto-za wants to write a novel and wants to ask our Service Club to help him gather material."

"That's right. Although my inspiration is inexhaustible, it still has to be close to reality."

I don't know what Hachiman Hikigaya said, but Yoshiteru Shibamoto's chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) lessened considerably.

"So, what kind of novel is the subject matter?" Jolyne asked curiously.

If you want to write about the neon lights of Tokyo, you can't just go to Tokyo; if you want to write about the extravagance of Takamagahara, you can't bring Shiimotoza along to blend in.

"It's a horror story. The plot involves General Shibamoto exorcising demons, discovering a crisis, saving the world, and then..."

Yoshiteru Shibamoto talked on and on, seemingly wanting to read the contents of the novel to them first.

"Who would write their own name in a novel?"

Yui Yuigahama said strangely that, with this subject matter, Yoshiteru Shibamoto's behavior seemed even more bizarre.

"So what exactly are you looking for?"

Yukino Yukinoshita glanced indifferently at the evil spirit above Yoshiteru Shibamoto's head. When it heard that Yoshiteru Shibamoto wanted to write about horror, it stretched its neck and poked its missing head into Yoshiteru Shibamoto's mouth.

However, these ordinary evil spirits do not have the ability to harm people, and they are generally invisible to the naked eye.

He pushed up the reflective lens on the wooden seat and said in a sinister tone, "Have you ever heard of the Seven Unbelievable Legends of Zongwu University?"

"The Seven Unbelievable Legends of Zongwu University?"

Yui Yuigahama suddenly remembered something.

Jolyne, Yukino Yukinoshita, and Hachiman Hikigaya all looked confused.

Yui Yuigahama explained softly, "It's a ghost story circulating among students, known as one of the Seven Mysteries..."

"That's right, my source material is to witness these beings firsthand and then write excellent horror novels."

As Yoshiteru Shibamoto shouted passionately, the evil spirit had already ripped his head off from above, out of his sight.

Event dividing line...

Because Yoshiteru Shibamoto said that no ghost stories would appear at noon, they completed their research assignment after school in the afternoon.

"I have divided the seven mysteries into terrifying levels. In order to give you time to prepare, we will gradually verify all the events, starting from the weakest and gradually becoming stronger."

"You're clearly the one who's scared, aren't you?"

"I am General Charioteer, how could I be afraid!"

Seeing that he could no longer hide his chuunibyou relationship with Yoshiteru Shibamoto, Hachiman Hikigaya walked ahead with him.

"Could there really be some kind of ghost story?"

Yukino Yukinoshita spoke to Jolyne in a low voice.

"without……"

Jolyne suddenly remembered Sadako, who lived next door, and changed her mind, saying, "Maybe, but there shouldn't be any insurmountable problems."

Jolyne glanced at his two points of luck, which could be increased to three if necessary. From a metaphysical perspective, he should be considered one of the luckiest.

Yui Yuigahama noticed them whispering and quickly came over to pull Yukino Yukinoshita away, making a face at Jolyne.

"Xiaoxue, don't be afraid, I'll protect you in a moment."

As she was being dragged away, Yukino Yukinoshita smiled helplessly.

"The first ghost story is called the Mysterious Sports Warehouse. Every year during the sports festival, people see figures appearing in the locked warehouse. It is said that the resentment of the defeated athletes from each year is attached to the sports equipment, and they will reappear every time the sports festival comes."

Yoshiaki, sitting at the front, began explaining the first place we were going to.

However, the story doesn't seem to be a ghost story.

Hachiman Hikigaya and Jolyne exchanged glances, realizing that something was amiss with this ghost story.

Yui Yuigahama looked up at the sky with her ears burning, pretending to admire the scenery, clearly already knowing what the so-called mysterious ghost story was.

Only Yukino Yukinoshita looked bewildered, not understanding why the others looked so strange after hearing the ghost story.

Clearly, when they got the key and opened the sports storage room, they found nothing but dust.

Sobu University is a well-known university in Chiba, and not everyone wants to seek thrills every day.

"Under my oppressive power, mere resentment dares not even show itself! However, this is only the weakest of the supernatural tales; even greater challenges await us ahead."

Yoshiteru Shibamoto made a seemingly passionate declaration before heading to his next destination.

"An incredible art studio."

"The leader of the painting club has a private studio, which everyone is forbidden from entering. However, the leader becomes full of inspiration as soon as he spends some time inside, supposedly by exchanging his soul for art..."

This time, he couldn't even get in. The art club is a popular club, and there are many people there after school. When Yoshiteru Shibamoto tried to enter the captain's private room, he was simply kicked out.

Jolyne glanced out the window using her Transparent World and saw that the drawings hidden inside the room were actually doujinshi, and of extremely bad NTR content at that.

After evaluating the performance, Xu Lun gave his verdict: "7 points. The scene was exciting enough, but the tension in the locker room was not conveyed at all."

Chapter 100 The Incredible Toilet

"What seven points?" Yui Yuigahama asked curiously.

"My rating criteria."

General Shibamoto was trying to persuade the members of the painting club by himself. His various chuunibyou-ish remarks and actions had already driven away the members of the Service Club, who pretended not to know him.

After Yoshiteru Shibamoto gave up and left, a short guy wearing a hat to cover his face emerged from a corner of the club.

"No tension? Seven out of ten?"

Eriri Sawamura stopped a club member and asked through gritted teeth, "Who was that tall guy just now?!"

……

Yoshiteru Shibamoto fanned himself with the hem of his coat, which was a bit too thick, and wiped away his sweat, saying, "Next up is the incredible toilet."

"Could it be just some ordinary place again?"

Hachiman Hikigaya had given up hope of the Seven Mysteries.

"My friend, you were just a little unlucky before, but there are clear eyewitnesses to the incredible toilet."

"There's an abandoned toilet near the junior high school. Whenever someone uses it, the toilet paper mysteriously disappears. It's said to be the work of Hanako, who lives in the toilet."

"Before or after wiping?"

"...The rumors didn't mention it."

If he was normal before being wiped, then after wiping him, this Hanako is probably a pervert.

Then, they followed Yoshiteru Shibamoto to an incredible toilet, a women's toilet.

Gazing at the clearly marked sign, everyone fell silent.

"It's abandoned anyway, so it doesn't matter if we go in."

Yoshiteru Shibamoto tried to rouse everyone's courage.

"If there happens to be a female student there, we can report to the prison academy tomorrow."

"I can't help but complain," Hachiman Hikigaya retorted.

Yukino Yukinoshita stepped forward. "I'll go in and take a look. Let's finish this as soon as possible."

"I'll go with you." Yui Yuigahama followed.

There were no sudden screams, and the two came out a moment later.

"There's no one inside."

Hachiman Hikigaya raised his hand and said, "I'll keep watch outside to prevent anyone from breaking in."

After all, another problem arose once inside: who would play the student who was using the toilet?

Yoshiaki Shibamoto's attempt to portray the character in his original form was immediately rejected. In the end, it was decided that he would only do a token performance, with the four positions allowing the four people to enter separately.

When Jolyne opened the bathroom door with a tissue, he saw Hanako popping her head out of the toilet.

Wearing a red and white school uniform from who-knows-when, looking like a middle school student, he stared at Jolyne and let out a villainous laugh: "Hehehe..."

"We actually ran into each other."

Jolyne thought this was just another ghost story made up by bored students.

Before Jolyne could even sit down, Hanako, who hadn't seen anyone in so long, eagerly floated out.

Jolyne avoided some of them with a hint of disgust. Although it was a ghost story, this Hanako had actually crawled out of the toilet.

Hanako confiscated the toilet paper from Jolyne's hand, but she didn't feel any fear; instead, she seemed somewhat disgusted.

"Jie Jie Jie..."

The villain's laughter resounded again, this time at a level loud enough for an ordinary person to hear, yet Hanako still felt no fear.

"What's going on? Don't students these days buy into this anymore?"

Hanako rubbed her face, wondering if she should bleed a little to expose herself, but she was also afraid of going too far and getting caught by some exorcist from an anime.

From the moment she inexplicably died on this land, she was bound to it. Later, a school was built, and this land happened to become a toilet, and she became like Hanako...

With a sigh, Hanako realized she had thought she would have a good meal today, but it turned out she couldn't scare anyone at all.

Bored, Hanako drifted over to Jolyne and carefully examined her classmate. She blushed and couldn't help but squeeze her thighs together, drawn by the strange attraction emanating from him.

"If he does something, he probably won't dare to tell anyone, right?"

Having encountered a rare ghost, Jolyne has decided to take her home to keep Sadako company.

The evil spirits that are everywhere outside have no reason and cannot harm ordinary people at will; moreover, they look bizarre.

These rare ghost stories are different; they possess intelligence, can become stronger, and their appearance is more in line with the Ghost Riders' preferences.

The existence of qualifications also contributes to these two completely different situations.

Because of the so-called evil spirit tide, the death of unqualified people will cause the energy field to form evil spirits, while qualified people will become such conscious beings.

That's why the evil spirit keeps shouting "Can you see me? Can you see me?", its purpose being to find the player, kill them, become the player, gain their qualifications, and thus regain its memories...

Before Jolyne could even make a move, the drooling Hanako had already slumped down, his fingers reaching for Jolyne's pants.

Jolyne: "..."