Ditto doesn't move

Speaking of the competition format, poor Ash, he suffers because of the imperfection of the format. When the new format is introduced, I'd like to see who dares to bring a legendary Pokémon into the arena!

Ban them all!

Wait a minute, it seems Ash's Alola Champion title also has some questionable origins.

Double the payback, you think you can just stand here and step on your own feet and go to heaven?

Rowlet with three items is lying on the ground sleeping... Well, my Pokémon lying on the ground unconscious for two hours is also sleeping!

If we can't set up the venue, at least we need to perfect the rules first, so that people don't call our Alola League a shoddy competition!

The trainee girl watched as Xia Ming's expression kept changing as he looked at his phone, but she didn't dare to say anything or ask anything.

Who knows if the instructor was thinking about something of great importance to the entire region?

"If I were to become a teacher at a Pokémon school, I would have to make the students take monthly exams every month!"

Xia Ming, munching on a wild berry, said indignantly:

"Then we'll set an essay topic: Darko (the legendary Pokémon guy) used a legendary Pokémon in the tournament. If you were Ash, how would you write a letter to report him for using an illegal Pokémon?"

Eh?

Who is Darko? Who is Ash?

The trainee looked completely bewildered.

Fortunately, at this moment, the Poké Ball on Xia Ming's waist moved, a red light shot out, and a light blue female dog appeared beside the two of them.

Riolu still seemed quite arrogant, but his tone had softened considerably:

"Lu~ (I've rested enough, what should I do next?)"

Xia Ming put away his phone and snapped his fingers:

"Have a meal!"

P.S.: Thanks to the generous newbie who buddies with me. To celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm adding an extra chapter.

Warhammer: How Did I Become Erebus?

Divine Emperor: I am not a god!

Erebus, Lorgar: Yes, yes, you are human!

When the Yellow Skin Cult was developed and promoted, the best-selling item was the Golden Throne Mummy Statue!

Perturabo fights to protect his family!

Conrad Coates is no longer autistic and just wants to commit suicide.

Magnus would lose not one eye but two.

Guilliman looked at his mother who was abducted by the Word Bearers, and his descendants who wore pendants with carvings of the Yellow Skin Cult!

Angron casually wears the Butcher's Nail.

The God-Emperor said to the abstract Primarchs below: I love you children.

Then he turned around and waved his psychic whip, turning the hanging Erebus and Lorgar into spinning tops!

This book is also known as "The Yellow Skin Understands Humanity", "The Family Harmony of the Primarchs", and "The God-making of Erebus".

The Word Bearers are here to steal people again! The Emperor is retiring! Irebas must die!

Book 1 Happy Little Ditto: Chapter 23 Riolu Can't Hold Back

Noon, 12 o'clock.

After a morning of fussing around, Xia Ming brought Riolu and the trainee girl to the police station's cafeteria.

Somewhat surprisingly, there were only a few cats and dogs in the cafeteria, which didn't match the expected number of workers in a fourteen-story building.

"Huh? Looks like today's pretty peaceful?"

The trainee looked at the sparsely populated dining hall with surprise.

Before he could finish speaking, two or three police officers who had just picked up their trays and were about to sit down heard an emergency call on their walkie-talkies. They rushed out of the cafeteria without even glancing at their hot food.

The people around them were already used to it and continued eating their meals, except for the chef and his helper, the duck-billed fire beast, who both sighed in unison behind the food serving window.

"Road? (That's weird.)"

Riolu tilted its head to watch its trainer and Junsa bring out the food.

—Big-print Explosive Flaming Pork Cutlet Curry, Roserade Fruit Tea, served with a grilled Slowpoke Tail…

The food is tempting in color and has a wonderful aroma. Most importantly, it's all free; all the food expenses are covered by the government.

What else is there to say? Let's eat first!

Xia Ming glanced helplessly at the dog's unseemly eating manners, broke off a pair of disposable chopsticks and placed them in front of her, then demonstrated how to use them.

Perhaps because fighting Pokémon are naturally good at controlling their bodies, Riolu learned how to use the new utensils after a little practice. As a result, its eating movements became more elegant, and it no longer smeared sauce on its face.

The trainee chatted and laughed as she ate her rice, talking non-stop from the office all the way to the cafeteria. She was multitasking and even picked out vegetables for her dog, Growlithe, from time to time.

Forced to lose weight, Growlithe couldn't help but give its owner a resentful look, then glanced at Riolu across the way. Like a child who hates green peppers, it only took one bite before scrunching its face into a bitter expression.

However, Riolu wasn't just focused on eating. The righteous little dog kept an eye on the cafeteria while eating and discovered that what had just happened didn't seem to be an isolated incident.

The police officers came and went in a hurry, most of them just ate a few bites and left, while many others simply picked up the lunchboxes prepared by the chef and left.

People who eat lunch so leisurely don't seem like staff members at all; they seem more like ordinary citizens who are there to run errands.

That's strange. The research institute where the PhD works is usually very busy, but it shouldn't be this busy, right?

Therefore, Pokémon are actually a very magical kind of life.

In the wild, they may be simple-minded like a clumsy fool, but after spending a little more time with humans, they will quickly mature and even take on the responsibility of caring for and educating children.

"The road is so strange."

Looking at the bustling crowd, Riolu suddenly lost his appetite.

The trainee, who was still talking non-stop, surprisingly had keen insight. Noticing Riolu suddenly seemed unwilling to eat, she asked with concern:

"What's wrong, Riolu? Is there any food you don't like?"

There weren't many people in the cafeteria to begin with, but her voice immediately caught the attention of the cook who was refilling the vegetable soup and the duckbill fire beast.

My pride as a chef was ignited!

“Road. (No, I didn’t…)”

Riolu quickly shook his head, but before he could move twice, a hand pressed down on his head.

"She just felt embarrassed because she saw how busy everyone else was and how leisurely she was."

Xia Ming patted his slightly swollen belly with satisfaction, noticing that Riolu's face flushed with embarrassment after his secret had been exposed.

The trainee scratched her head, looking quite surprised, and said:

"Senior, have you decided what to do this afternoon?"

She's been talking for so long, but what she's really doing is sharing her experience as an auxiliary police officer.

Although the Alola region is considered a very peaceful place, there are still plenty of trivial matters to deal with.

After the elves were integrated into various aspects of life, the work of workers, journalists, teachers, police officers, and others became much more convenient.

Water-type Pokémon help firefighters put out fires, Psychic-type Pokémon assist doctors in surgery, and Machamp is incredibly powerful when it comes to moving goods—it's like Ogre, the ultimate master of the powerhouses…

However, if improper operation occurs, the troublesome nature of the accident becomes much greater.

Wild Rattata bites through power lines, Tauros crashes into a car causing an accident, Mr. Mime with out-of-control powers blocks the road, Rotom washing machine sprays random sprays because it thinks the clothes are too dirty, and so on.

If Pokémon and humans weren't so resilient, the existing Pokémon Centers would need to be multiplied several times over to accommodate enough patients.

In addition, Alola is a very famous tourist area, and tourists from different regions have their own habits and customs. There is also the risk of petty theft or members of evil organizations from various places committing crimes.

In short, I'm so busy I barely have time to breathe, and I might be woken up from bed at two or three in the morning to work overtime.

But when Xia Ming saw that Xi Xiaomei didn't complain at all when she talked about these things, but instead looked like she couldn't wait to hear it, he became a little curious:

"Aren't you tired of being so busy?"

"Of course I'll be tired," the intern pouted. "But compared to being tired, I hate the feeling of the dormitory building being empty even more."

"Senior~ You don't know, most of the people in Junsa and the police station live in dormitories."

“Every busy season, because I’m still an intern, no one wants me to work overtime, so I always have to go back to the dormitory alone.”

"Even though you have Growlithe with you, can you imagine what it feels like to be in front of an entire empty building?"

"The sea breeze was blowing, it was a bit cold, and it was pitch black; not even a single light was on."

"It's not that I'm scared, it's just that sometimes I see interesting news, or I'm in a bad mood and want to talk to someone, but when I knock on my cousin's door next door, I realize that she's still on duty."

At this point, the trainee's face revealed an obvious look of loneliness, which then turned into deep displeasure, and she even clenched her fists:

"Later I found out... these bastards would gather in the cafeteria every night after finishing their shifts. Even my usually serious cousin would sit there watching TV and drinking beer, and if she got into the mood, she'd even arm wrestle with someone!"

"They didn't get back to the dorm until 1 or 2 AM! They're so cunning, they didn't even take me with them!"

Hearing this, the chef and the duck-billed fire beast, who had been keeping a close eye on things, chuckled sheepishly, then disappeared back into the kitchen, presumably to prepare snacks for the evening's drinks.

Xia Ming spread his hands at Riolu, indicating: See? I knew it would be like this.

Riolu remained silent.

But a sudden feeling of envy welled up inside me.

Why would Pokémon embark on a journey with humans? Perhaps it's because they envy the overflowing prosperity and bustle of human life.

Book 1 Happy Little Ditto: Chapter 24 Time to Work! The Auxiliary Police Officers' Forest Friends!

patrol!

This is the job that Xia Ming ultimately decided on, which is the most common and basic job for auxiliary police officers.

Walking from one end of a road to the other, back and forth three or five times, and you've finished a day's work. Doesn't that sound great and easy?

Along the way, there may be random events such as "uncivilized tourists littering", "unauthorized feeding of wild elves with unsuitable food", and "leaving 'I was here' on important historical sites".

Then, you can stand on the moral high ground and condemn the other party until they can no longer bear it and angrily ask, "Who the hell are you?"

"Excuse me, I'm a police officer."

He casually pulled out his auxiliary police officer ID, subtly exuding an air of superiority.

Just thinking about it makes me feel so good I can't breathe!

If tourists become even more rude and decide to violently resist the law, that would be even better—it would be like handing over a fight and a valuable experience!

In a world where fighting games are highly popular, this situation often occurs.

A lone martial artist or the leader of a certain school, unable to suppress his desire to fight, changes into civilian clothes and sneaks into areas frequented by violent elements, deliberately provoking a gangster to get beaten up by the other party.

Then...then he used all the skills he had honed on people's bodies, beating them unconscious with all his might before fleeing the scene.

The cooler you are when you're showing off your skills, the more sleazy you are when you're leaving the scene.

Entrapment is something wise people would disdain! For real entrapment, you'll have to look to my cop!

So, I hereby declare that I have taken over Highway 1 on Mela Mela Island!

Taking a level 10 Riolu to Ride 1 to blast fish, Xia Ming, you're being despicable!

Riding in the police car driven by the trainee, we arrived at the outskirts of Hauerle City. At the temporary police post next to the Pokémon School, the creatures called "Wild" were already exuding a vibrant aura, like ferocious beasts.

Highway 1 runs east from the outskirts of Hoola to the coast, then gradually climbs up the mountain until it reaches Lily, a town atop the northern mountain.

Along the way, you will pass scattered human settlements. If you take the fork in the road and head towards the back of Mount Mahalo, you will see the massive Tonghai Falls and Karawi Bay, one of the top 100 sights in Alora.

If you're hiking, it would probably take two or three days to cover the entire area. (I roughly estimate that the area around Highway 1 alone is about the size of Jiuzhaigou.)

Even considering the physical characteristics of humans in the Pokémon world, this length is somewhat beyond imagination.

So, it's time.

Appear right now, right here!

Bicycle God of War!!!