Ditto doesn't move

Although the chairman had already expressed his refusal in a very tactful way, Zaobo knew from the other party's expression that he had not given up at all.

Or perhaps all trainers are like this: they come up with a brilliant plan on a whim, never caring how much effort others have to put in for it.

That's a multi-billion dollar project, requiring the mobilization of at least tens of thousands of people! (You could compare it to the Olympics in some small countries.)

You just talk the talk, expecting us to contribute both money and manpower, but in the end, you're the one who becomes the alliance leader...

Yellow soup poured into your mouth, this stuff is the best for waking a dog.

Damn it, I wouldn't even dare to dream of something this good.

The chairman is too kind-hearted; he still wants to consider the feelings of this idiot and is prepared to just invest some money and be done with it.

Dr. Kukui sighed; he could now understand the other party's predicament.

In the normal storyline, he should be arguing his case at this point, and then, with the money he received as a reward, he should be able to barely manage to create a very rudimentary Alola League.

But I didn't come alone.

Go for it, AIBO! Use your amazing wisdom to thoroughly defeat them!

Hmph, useless thing, in the end you'll still have to rely on me.

Xia Ming, the Martial God, let out a soft snort devoid of laughter, then leaned back in his chair and stated directly:

"Alright, that concludes our heartwarming time for building relationships. Although the dream of ba 〇蹴零(V II九屋拔磷梦 may not have been of much use, at least you all can understand the Doctor's desire to create an alliance."

Unlike the silent Dr. Kukui, Xia Ming, the Martial God, exuded an aura that suggested he was not there to ask for help, but rather like an inspector from the Alliance.

"I'll cut to the chase."

"First of all, the theme we've set for the creation of this Alola League is... 'Make Alola Great Again!', or MAGA for short!"

???

The senior elite agents from various important departments of the Ether Foundation all showed expressions like subway, old man, and frowning.

No, dude... was Alora ever great?

But Chairwoman Rosamund, who had remained composed throughout, unexpectedly revealed an expression of interest:

"and then."

"Then it's time to divide the cake. Madam, let's get to the point. What exactly does your Ether Foundation want from this alliance?"

Book 1 The Happy Little Ditto: Chapter 53 My Rights as a Doctor Are Limitless!

"Heh, so you're not asking for help, but rather want us to name a price?"

The chairman chuckled:

"It's just like a child who got a perfect score on a test and can't wait to show off to the adults that he received a little red flower as a reward from the teacher."

"Then I'll listen to what kind of reward you can offer."

The answer is... all of them.

The royal masked men have not fallen!

He's still fighting! He's still fighting!

Having already discussed the strategy of "courtesy before force" before the competition, the doctor had long since clearly understood what he possessed through repeated arguments with Xia Ming.

"The Aether Foundation has always taken it upon itself to protect injured Pokémon."

The muscular man stood up, his back to the crowd:

"What if I said that I could entrust you with part of the responsibility for overseeing the health of trainers' Pokémon under the Poké Ball restriction law?"

Wow! It's a dirty deal involving power and money!

Outstanding effect!

The damage to the Aether Foundation staff of Pokémon Protectors is excellent!

"What if I told you that after the alliance is established, I would invite you to open a Pokémon school to attract talent and build a pool of researchers?"

Wow! It's a talent development program! Even the researchers at the Ultimate Cave have been hit hard!

"What if I said I would share some of the League's information channels to help you obtain the latest and most convenient confidential information about Pokémon or various other fields?"

Wow, even Lusamine is wavering!

The masked royal turned around, his gaze meeting the advisor's for a moment, and he couldn't help but reveal a proud and smug expression as he said:

"As the head of the alliance branch, my power is limitless!"

cough cough.

Sorry, I was speaking too loudly earlier.

The branch manager, Zaobo, who had been arrogant at first but then became obsequious, secretly glanced at the chairman and was already deeply moved.

Boss, this seems like it could work.

No, it's not just promising, it's incredibly promising!

The right to regulate, the right to educate, the right to information—the other party is practically selling off all the sacred rights granted to him by the alliance!

If I were an Aloraman, and I heard such shameless and obsequious remarks here, I would definitely condemn them for betraying our sovereignty and disgracing our country.

Unfortunately, I am not.

whee.

Wait, did they only contact us?

Oh no! Oh no!

If large conglomerates like Devon Corporation and Friendship Stores found out, they'd probably rush in like hyenas to devour our territory!

Alola isn't some backwater like Galar; its resources are so abundant that other regions would be envious!

Three sentences.

With just three sentences, I reversed the situation and made the capitalists who looked down on me kneel down and become their dogs!

But Rosamune is not such a short-sighted and unwise woman.

"Kukui, aren't you afraid of being punished by the league for doing this?"

What appears to be words of concern for a friend are actually attacks that exploit the other person's weaknesses.

Even if you rebel, those rights ultimately belong to the alliance. If we provide money and manpower and then someone else takes over and refuses to acknowledge them, then it's just a pie in the sky that looks good on the surface.

"I am willing to sacrifice my personal reputation for the greatness of Alora once again."

Dr. Kukui spoke with righteous indignation, drawing admiring glances from the surrounding senior agents of the Aether Foundation.

They pledged the rights granted by the League in exchange for the opportunity for Alola's rise.

What a bold move!

But in reality...

Hehe~ Hehehe~.

You may make a small profit, but I will never lose money.

The despicable and shameless Martial God Xia Ming had already told him the tricks of the trade.

You damn fool! Do you really think the alliance's resources and manpower are unlimited?!

Junsha had long complained about the lack of manpower. If it weren't for the fact that the Poké Ball restriction was something they themselves had implemented, they probably would have quit long ago.

Besides, having regulatory power doesn't mean having the power to punish, right? Are you just a free errand runner?

As for building schools and sharing information, that's just a scam to lure investors in. They'll tell you to build schools for me, provide free education, not have to pay me a salary, and even offer stable employment opportunities.

Besides, the path to becoming a researcher is very brutal. Only a small percentage of people can become researchers; the rest are just there to train talent for me.

Do you know what the most despicable and shameless thing is?

Xia Ming, the Martial God, once asked the Doctor this question.

As the doctor shook his head in confusion, he said this:

"The most despicable and shameless thing is that we have the final say on everything."

That night, Dr. Kukui matured a great deal.

The blonde beauty finally let out her first relaxed laugh since they met:

"It seems you've really found a great helper, Kukui."

"That should save me too much trouble. After all, you know, I'm already stretched thin just dealing with the Aether Foundation."

"You mean, you agree?"

"It's still not ruthless enough," Dr. Kukui asked, unable to contain his excitement at the last moment.

“Koukouwalu”.

Rosamina parted her red lips slightly and elegantly uttered a single word:

"The compensation you offered is indeed very good, Kukui, but it's not enough to entice me."

"I have no shortage of money or people, I have no ambition for power, and I don't seek praise from others... So how can you convince me?"

Lusamine declared herself invincible.

But compared to the invincible pronouncements of others who are carefree and unburdened, this chairman's declaration of invincibility is the epitome of Versailles.

Because life is so blissful, there is no longer any ambition in one's career, so one is not tempted.

Damn, is this even human language?

No! Impossible! Ling (Dream - [First Release])

There's actually such a solution?!

Dr. Kukui broke out in a cold sweat and quickly turned to look at his strategist.

Master, what's the solution to this problem? What's the solution to this problem?!

Xia Ming, the Martial God, did not give an answer. He simply looked in the direction of Riolu and saw the gesture that Riolu had made long ago.

"What a pity," he clicked his tongue.

It seems the only option is to use the hidden truth bullet from behind.

This move is so powerful that it would inflict 800 damage on the enemy but also 1000 damage on oneself. Even in his previous life as a keyboard warrior, the martial god Xia Ming would never have used it lightly.

Those with fragile hearts should not read any further.

To give just the simplest example, even a single sentence structure can cause cardiac arrest, for instance:

You work so hard, you must... earn a lot of money!

To utter these forbidden words requires absolute innocence, absolute care, and sincerity, so that one can inflict pain akin to being slowly sliced ​​to death!

"Ms. Rosamune, you said you no longer have any ambition for your career, so your love life must be very fulfilling."

He said it! Xia Ming, the Martial God, then spoke it!

Rosamune, how are you feeling? How are you feeling?

Quack! I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear it!!!

Afterwards, we interviewed Gladgio, the young master of the Ether Foundation.

What kind of person do you think your mother is?

Gladgio looked clearly troubled, and after a long while, he finally replied:

"Her affection for you proves she's not interested in you; she only shows this side of herself when she's interested in something else."

"Although she is my mother, I have to say that she is a paranoid, fanatical and twisted person."

Do you have any advice on how to get along with her?

"When you see the light and color fade from her eyes, don't hesitate, turn around and run away immediately."

"Eh?"

“I often wonder if my father couldn’t stand her personality, which is why he chose to escape to the Ultimate Hole.”