Ditto doesn't move

Go ahead and lose, you bastard!!!

P.S.: No group chat, so please don't try to urge me to update.

P.S.: I wrote this while listening to Lilith Melt's songs.

The song title is "Spinal Swan Coaster I" (your choice).

Volume 2: The Grand Alliance Arc: The Interlude Emperor's Secret Files, Part 1

The small wooden cabin next to the breeding house is the studio of the most famous genius game producer of the moment.

In the empty room, a series of characters, completely different from those used in the everyday world of Pokémon, inexplicably began to appear on the lit screen:

(The following text is in regular font)

In today's match, the Kanto Charm team ultimately secured the first point, bringing the game to a close.

It's a bit of a shame that we didn't get to see the netizens from Kanto break down and swim back.

Ah, Lord Guandu.

However, I saw something else good.

Ai Lan managed to save some dignity for himself by not backing down from this challenge.

And then there's the dazzling spectacle presented by the combined forces of their original friends and their original rivals...

I saw Ash Ketchum kneeling on the ground, sobbing uncontrollably.

At that time, I imagined this scenario:

Xiao Guang, Xiao Yao, Serena... and many more girls, unwillingly hugged the television and roared in anger:

I can do that too!

However, the truth is...

Only Pikachu.

As if understanding what Xiaozhi was thinking, she pressed her cheek against his to comfort him.

In that fleeting moment, the system finally observed the number of horses that Pikachu suddenly unleashed.

——Two hundred and fifty thousand horses.

Emmmm......

What to say.

Although it immediately dropped back to around 3,000 horsepower, it was similar to Ultraman, who could only transform for three minutes.

It perfectly matches my stereotypical image of Pikachu.

After all, lately I've been increasingly realizing how complex and unpredictable this world is.

I may like it, and I may envy it.

With the values ​​of a normal adult, I can't deceive myself by ignoring those obviously strange things and taking it for granted that I can enjoy myself carefree.

Otherwise, they would have been tricked into going to the telecom fraud park long ago.

Pokémon, literally translated, means something like a dreamlike being. When a trainer's heart is connected with a Pokémon, it can unleash power beyond its limits.

Even if it can't compare to Pikachu, there are countless similar examples in the various cases and anecdotes that you see in the police station every day.

By injecting a little purity, something similar can be achieved.

This made me start thinking about a question.

Is the era of Liuxia Qiaba Lingsi Linwu Xicui the oldest era that the current alliance can trace back to?

In more ancient times, could there have been one or more civilizations that were born and destroyed?

Even the island god Kapok, who has lived for countless years, does not know the answer to this question.

There's something a little strange about this place.

The ultimate Z-Move, Giant Protector Alola.

The head is formed by the island god, combined with the power of nature to summon the giant of light.

Although the effect of forcibly deducting three-quarters of one's stamina is quite comical in the game, in reality, considering the unusual nature of this region...

It always makes people feel...

The Alola region seems to possess its own life and will.

The island god is like an agent of this will.

These questions may hold the world's greatest secret.

Perhaps only powerful beings like the original Dream, the Radiant God, or Taleborgs would know a thing or two.

Ah, we've gotten a little off-topic.

Back to topic.

The reason I've been feeling powerless lately is...

—I've been stuck at 10,000 horsepower for a long time.

What's a little funny is that ever since the first TV reporter asked if I was the champion...

Almost everyone seems to assume that I am a champion-level trainer. Even Professor Kukui, Lorelei, and many other top trainers seem to have accepted this fact.

Apart from Shiba wanting to fight me, no one else seemed surprised, and no one ever tried to verify whether it was true.

The most plausible answer I can think of is:

Only reigning champions and superstars attract attention, as they represent the league's authority and wield substantial power.

However, this leads to a new problem:

Are there many champions?

do not know.

But that's the kind of creature that humans are; the more they expand the world they come into contact with, the more they realize how insignificant they are.

Especially in a world like this, you can easily find many places to live in Bengbu.

For example... my favorite item, the Aura Sash, is confirmed to work even on frogs that have already crossed 10,000 high walls.

How was it manufactured? Why does it exhibit such an effect? ​​Have they developed a completely new technology tree?

For example… techniques, besides those that are naturally learned and imprinted in our DNA, the League recently certified a new technique: Spirit Fang.

We won't discuss who developed these techniques, nor who defined their specific data...

Why are man-made techniques etched into DNA and then naturally passed on to offspring?

For example... attribute powers, the existence of the ice beam is an insult to thermodynamics.

Based on the actual characteristics exhibited, I came up with a wild idea about ice-water conversion, and unexpectedly, someone actually accomplished it.

Oh right, speaking of frogs.

It recently told me that whenever it exerts its full strength, strange patterns occasionally appear on its arms.

I did some research...

Damn, battle runes are even showing!

Previously, when I was researching the five attributes of Fighting, Fairy, Ghost, Psychic, and Evil, I thought that the strong connection between these five attributes and mental will might be special.

However, it seems that other attributes may not be unrelated to mental will, but they are just not very obvious and the essential situation has not been touched.

In short.

The world of Pokémon is amazing, isn't it!

The more one comes into contact with the vast and unknown world, the more one realizes the weakness of one's own power, and the more one yearns for self-strengthening.

How exactly can I break through that ten-thousand-foot-high wall?

We still have no clue as to how things are going, and can only hope to get more experimental data.

Although the regional invitational tournament battles are still limited to the old battle concepts, some signs of change are already visible.

Steelix, which uses the power of rocks to aid its movements, marks its opponents with positive and negative electrodes to ensure a 100% hit rate against its Ampharos.

If you are dissatisfied with the weaknesses of your Pokémon or its weaknesses in battle, use wisdom and conviction to make changes.

When you start to question things that you've always taken for granted, you can't stop moving forward.

Hmm, that's all for today.

I should go online and use a secondary account to vote on war criminals...

Let's put some pressure on the other players and learn from their mistakes.

I've discovered that people in this world tend to give their all when their flaws are questioned.

This is something that can only be done in the Pokémon world.

Then give me Dendrobium officinale facing west, Iron Whirl!

I, the emperor, am actually quite petty!

I remember perfectly clearly the time you sneaked in and hacked my computer!

Hehe! Why not use the dragon's tail?

At this point, the text finally stopped and quickly transformed into a series of codes, which, together with other codes, formed the shape of a 3D dragon.

But the 3D dragon quickly transformed into a Ditto, and then back into a human.

P.S.: Intermissions are also free.

After the book is published, I can only post a free chapter of 100 words first, and then I have to revise it.

Chapters exceeding 1,000 words will be charged by default.

Volume 2: Grand Alliance Chapter 118 Lusamine Can't Hold Back

Hoenn captives, step forward!

To be fair, although I'm not a trainer, even if we take a step back and say...

Why doesn't Iron Whirl use the dragon tail? Is it because he doesn't like it? Or did he simply not think of it?

Some trainers might say I don't understand Pokémon, but as I've said, I'm not a trainer.

Putting aside the question of whether Ampharos is a dragon, is learning Dragon Tail really that difficult? Isn't forcing the opponent's reserve Pokémon into the field better than you just face-checking the tall grass?

—by a Hoenn viewer who wishes to remain anonymous

It wasn't really targeting the coaching staff, but rather the opponent's intentions were too obvious.

Even my grandma knows that when it comes to strengthening a team, you have to take down the opponent's strengthened hand first, or bring Black Mist to clear it.

While acknowledging the mutual respect among trainers that transcends victory or defeat, Xiaoxia and Alain's one-on-one duel is something that needs to be proven.

As a general who specializes in restraining the opponent, do you have any reason to insist that others maintain their peak condition?

If so, I apologize in advance.

If not... it can only be said that only those with power have the power to speak, and only those with power have the right to sympathize with the other party.

A person without power...

whee.

—by an on-site staff member who wished to remain anonymous

Just a passerby, here's my opinion (圾哟棋拔baO漆)刘翼_群撩?.

I think Shigeru is the strongest player in the Kanto team. The second exchange opportunity to remove Misty and bring back Shigeru was to take down your Sunny Day.

I was moved to tears watching those Flame Charge and Resurrection moves.

　Qun Yinlin Yiqi IV?+~Wu Si?Jiu dealt the maximum damage, making an outstanding contribution to Gyarados's 1v2 victory.

The best support, without a doubt.