Ditto doesn't move

P.S.: I was drunk.

Damn it, I can't stand it anymore, it's gone off the rails.

Volume Two: The Grand Alliance Chapter 128: Troops March Out of the Ziwu Valley, A Clever Scheme Against the Emperor (Part 1)

The Ether Paradise at this time.

"Chairwoman Lusamine".

"As representatives of the alliance, we hereby issue you this solemn warning!"

Has the Aether Foundation's Ultimate Void detection system developed a major flaw?

"Based on your response, we will consider whether to revoke the Ethereum Foundation's special treatment and withdraw special support funds."

Director of the International Police UB Countermeasures Headquarters, Sinnoh Champion, and Special Response Officer of the League.

Anyone with a modicum of common sense would feel guilty and frantically try to recall what they did wrong when confronted by these three people at the same time.

But Lusamine won't.

She has always been indifferent.

Sitting behind her desk, Lusamine calmly replied:

"it's not true."

She remained completely calm, knowing that the threat she had just received was nothing but a joke.

How did the Ether Foundation grow from a small team of researchers into such a behemoth in just twenty years?

Why is it that even though villainous organizations in various regions have caused a legendary Pokémon crisis, no special task force has been established to resolve the situation, yet the Uber Countermeasures Headquarters has been set up in Alola?

Because the Ultimate Hole is such a dangerous existence.

After all, no one knows whether a mythical Pokémon, a legendary Pokémon, or a dangerous Ultra Beast will jump out of the Ultra Hole.

The unknown is fear.

Although Ultra Beasts are currently classified as Pokémon, it is clear that not all Ultra Beasts are as harmless as ordinary Pokémon.

The drastically different living environments have led to the existence of Ultra Beasts. Their survival methods may be beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

For example, UB:05 Gluttony King will tirelessly devour everything it sees.

If just a few more Gluttonous Kings were to come into this world and go uncontrolled, perhaps within a few decades, the entire region's surface would be turned into a barren wasteland.

For example, UB:04 Kamimitsu, who seems to have a body as weak as paper, but his whole body is a weapon. The reason he is a weapon is because of his different survival philosophy. Once provoked, he will kill his opponent without mercy.

These Ultra Beasts seem to be ordinary creatures that can be seen in their original world.

In other words, it's probably the difference between a lesser mongoose and a dominant mongoose.

Worse still, Ultra Sockets aren't just found in Alola; a new Ultra Socket has already been discovered in Galar's Dynamax Cavern.

Lila frowned, then continued to press:

"Then how do you explain the current situation in Alola, the Pokémon league that formed spontaneously, and that special Pokémon whose true identity is unknown and whose code name is 'Emperor'?"

In response, the blonde beauty simply curled the corners of her beautiful lips into a smile:

"Godmetal. Do you all suspect that Ultra Beasts are behind every little thing that happens?"

"Please get your attitude straight, we're not joking."

"I'm not joking. Didn't you already get the data on the Ultra Hole? There have only been two recent instances. One has already been identified as the Mythical Pokémon Meloetta, and the other hasn't been identified yet..."

Before she could finish speaking, Cynthia interrupted the conversation:

"That's why we have reason to suspect that the special Pokémon codenamed 'Emperor' is the creator of the largest known Ultra Hole."

"The way it acts and the new technology that are completely different from ordinary Pokémon, as well as the impact it has had so far, and its strength is estimated to be that of a top legendary Pokémon."

"This is a situation that must be taken seriously. We must determine whether the other party will have a negative impact on the entire world."

"This matter has been officially authorized by the Alliance. Effective immediately, the Ultimate Cave Research Department will be temporarily taken over by the Alliance."

At this point, it seems there's no need for further discussion.

After all, they came to give a notification.

After the three people left her office, Lusamine smiled and tapped the table, as if talking to herself.

"I already warned you in advance!"

…………

Hachiu!

Xia Ming, the Martial God, suddenly sneezed.

How strange.

Do Pokémon sneeze?

Surely someone isn't after me?

He shook his head slightly, dismissing the far-fetched idea.

The henchmen were dealt with, but there was still the boss standing there with a stern face.

How do you plan to continue performing this play?

I can't sing, I don't have the ability, you know?

Although Guzma is rebellious, it is undeniable that he does have some brains and talent.

At least when he saw his underlings being instantly killed, Guzma didn't rush over to get beaten up like he'd lost his mind. Instead, he frowned and started thinking about what to do.

Although Guzma felt he had nothing to fear in a one-on-one fight, what if these trainers didn't have any sportsmanship and ganged up on him?

But even Guzma knew that retreating like this was absolutely not an option.

When you're out in the game, it's all about saving face!

He brought his underlings out to cause trouble, made some threats, but his underlings were beaten to the ground. Instead of seeking revenge, the boss slunk away.

That's the end of his reign as the boss.

So, is there any way to resolve this awkward, in-between situation?

Ling[, Meng[first.) release~!

A flash of extraordinary wisdom also appeared in Guzma's mind.

"cut."

The thug leader, hands in his pockets, spat and turned to the people behind him, saying impatiently:

"How much longer are you going to watch, Gladio? It's your turn."

"Useless trash! Once you all lose, just watch how I fight!"

He's certainly got his plans figured out.

By sending the troublemakers to the front lines, you can either take credit for your victory or wear down your opponents if you lose.

Unfortunately……

Gladion, now awakened by its inner fears, is like Umbreon, now caught in a state of chaos, burns, and being bound by flames.

The king of stress resistance couldn't take it anymore.

He stood there blankly, completely ignoring the shouts, only able to hear his younger sister issue her final command:

"A trick, then unleash a powerful jet of flame!"

"Please, Litten, this is a step I have to take!"

"Meow!!!"

Ok?

The illusion before my eyes seemed to shatter suddenly at that moment.

Knowing his mother's character well, Gladio knew that if it were Lusamine, after laying down layers of webs, the final move she would choose to end the battle would only be:

Hypnosis.

Strip him of all ability to resist, return to her side, and become a well-behaved child like a dress-up doll.

Faced with the surging pillar of scorching fire, just like Umbreon finally waking up from a state of chaos, the chuunibyou young master gave a thumbs up.

You really aren't her.

Guzma then received a response from Gladio.

Although he was blasted away, he passed out in front of me with a happy smile.

Guzma: ? ? ?

Volume Two: The Grand Alliance Chapter 129: Troops March Out of the Ziwu Valley, A Clever Scheme Against the Emperor (Part Two)

We're in an awkward situation again, guys.

The Skull Gang's thugs had never known that their boss could make such a wide range of expressions besides mockery and disdain.

Just like when Xia Ming saw Guzma shout twice, Lillie's brother flew over directly.

They dried half of his hair color right then and there.

She really couldn't hold back anymore.

Fortunately, everyone's attention was drawn to Guzma's expression and the aerial acrobatics, and no one noticed the color change in that instant.

Meanwhile, the trio of Lillie, feeling guilty, quickly followed.

Oops, I got so excited I knocked my brother away.jpg

But it was at this moment that the three-person team noticed that a conflict seemed to have taken place in front of the open space of the war ruins.

If it weren't for Gladgio's blond hair standing out so much among the thugs, it would have been difficult to spot his brother among the people lying on the ground.

Ok? ? ?

Xia Ming was still wondering where this hidden master came from, who was able to beat Gladio to his knees.

So it was... Lillie!

Wait, why are you all here?

A subtle sense of unease welled up from the bottom of my heart.

Have you found it, Lillie? By your own strength?

It's not that I don't believe in fate; after all, there are many more illogical and incredible things in the Pokémon world.

But if strange things happen to happen together, how can one not become suspicious?

Even Xia Ming was too preoccupied to pay attention to Guzma's affairs. He waved to Lillie, who quickly noticed that her master was also there.

Excitedly directing her Silver Companion to carry her unconscious older brother onto its back, the three-person team arrived at Xia Ming's side, and Mei Yue immediately let out a strange, cackling laugh.

　"Little Wubo! Did you miss me?"

"RUA! (She's that weird older sister who likes to hug and rub against me!)"

The autistic little Wubo immediately shrank behind Xia Ming's feet, timidly peeking out to observe the other's movements.

So the three-person team all let out a "guhehe" laugh, a smile of healing from seeing something cute.

"Riolu, Upo, I have something to do, I'll come back first."

The red light from the Poké Ball acted like a rope, pulling the two Pokémon together. The socially awkward Wooppo instantly showed a relieved expression, to the point that she temporarily forgot she had come here to find her friends.

"Tch, despicable producer! So stingy, I should have known better than to give you the chance to subdue Ubo."

The muttering Poisonous Miss slapped Lillie on the back, signaling her to say something.

However, it seems there's no need to explain anything further.

"Master, I did it."

Finally back to her usual somewhat awkward and shy self, the little girl spoke in a tone like a child asking an adult for praise after getting a perfect score.