Ditto doesn't move

You work an eight-hour workday here!

You transform into a human every day, work eight hours, and then transform back into a human and sleep soundly, right? You wake up one morning and can go to work again?

What is the ultimate gold-tier Paru?

Social animals, grass! Social animals, fight!

No, this problem must be solved.

Amazing wisdom! I command you to come out immediately!

Unfortunately, instead of groundbreaking wisdom, a system notification appeared.

[Ding dong! Initial battle points are being tallied!]

[Pah! Losers want battle points?! Go back to your mother's milk, you brat!]

[Battle isn't something that simple!!!]

System, you damn donkey!!!

Just like the heartless and emotionless Pokémon battle enthusiasts, tearing away the facade of quiet warmth in Pokémon battles reveals its true nature:

The winner takes all: experience, level, wealth, and praise. The loser, on the other hand, can only retreat into a dark corner, filled with resentment and regret, wallowing in self-pity.

Whatever.

I already knew what kind of creatures were when they were touched by a magnetic field. If I stayed in the peaceful Pokémon world for too long, I'd probably be assimilated into a cheerful and outgoing guy myself. But having this dog-donkey system of yours is enough to remind me from time to time...

I struggled out of what kind of hellish world I came from!

An extremely rare Ditto that can be captured and used as a breeding machine will surely face shameless attacks from wild Pokémon.

Hmph! I already knew the script!

It's nothing more than those vulgar online novels, full of boasting, face-slapping, and the humiliation of broken engagements...

What can you do to me, my arrogant self?!

Even though his physical strength was exhausted, his spirit remained that of a giant.

The twenty-five years of cultivation in the real world were like a magnetic field expert going to a mental hospital to receive the baptism of the Dingdang Martial God, cultivating for a full nine months.

Xia Ming now possesses an iron will and the resilience of steel!

So what if Pokémon attack?

Even legendary Pokémon, when they have exhausted their last bit of power, possess a final move that all Pokémon share:

[Struggle]: Power 20. In a state of extreme rage, this attack sacrifices the user's stamina to launch a final assault on the enemy.

As long as physical strength or life force is not exhausted, the number of times a wife can struggle is unlimited!

Come on! Attack me!

My struggles haven't been disadvantageous!

……

The old woman in front of the fruit stall pushed up her reading glasses in confusion, then smiled gently as if she understood:

"Oh dear, this is a little one I've never seen before. Are you hungry?"

Before she could finish speaking, a flock of little dolphins (Alolan housebirds) flying overhead spotted the situation below with sharp eyes.

【Dinner's ready, guys!】

Large flocks of little eagles, like ravenous demons scrambling for food in a cafeteria, swoop down with their wings folded, like thugs bullying the market, selecting their favorite fruits and foods from the entire fruit street, taking them away, and then taking off again.

Xia Mingren was completely dumbfounded.

The old woman seemed to thoroughly enjoy watching the neighbors' laughter and chatter, as they cheerfully greeted little Du'er.

"Come to my house! My fruit is the best!" "Bullshit! His fruit trees are grown with chemical fertilizers!" "That's slander! Farmyard manure can be considered chemical fertilizer?"

Looking at the puzzled Ditto, the old woman said proudly:

"This is the law of living in Alola... Nature's bounty should be shared by everyone."

"Come on in, don't be shy. If you're hungry, please feel free to come over!"

Is it in this river?!

Has the abundance of material resources led us to the point where people are so well-fed that they know proper etiquette?

The Alola region is amazing, isn't it!

In short, I remember there was a tree fruit that could restore PP, which in reality would be similar to the effect of an energy drink.

Alas, there is none, Pingye Guo.

That makes sense, since the wild fruit is a very useful item in battle, and the market area sells common ingredients that are readily available in daily life, so it's normal not to find it.

Seeing Ditto hesitate in front of her stall for a long time, the old woman asked in surprise:

"Oh dear, don't you have your favorite fruit? Please wait a moment..."

As she spoke, she turned back behind her stall, seemingly just to determine whose fruit was better. The fruit vendor next door had already started tempting Xia Ming with other fruits.

"Ta-da! Silver Phoenix Pear Fruit!"

Like Doraemon pulling out a gadget, the old woman childlikely held up the berries in her hand, exclaiming, "These are a treasure that will satisfy any Pokémon that eats them!"

Although there was no fragrance, the fruit, which resembled a pineapple but had a unique silvery appearance, shone brightly in the sunlight.

How could I not resist the temptation?

I...I am the Emperor of War!

Wow, it smells delicious.

What a texture! It's moist yet crunchy, with a refreshing flavor that's not cloying at all! It perfectly embodies the highest praise we Chinese people have for desserts—it's not sweet at all!

That's really embarrassing.

After taking just one bite of the silver pear fruit, Ditto collapsed to the ground as if it had melted, its lips unconsciously curving into a smile because of the taste of happiness.

The old woman then covered her mouth and let out a satisfied smile.

Just then, an urgent announcement came over the beach loudspeaker:

"Urgent notice! Urgent notice! Xiaoxiang from the petting zoo wants to post a missing person notice. Her pet Ditto seems to have gone missing somewhere. Please help look for it..."

Before the announcer had finished speaking, the microphone seemed to have been snatched away:

"Ditto~ Waaaaa~~ Ditto, where did you go?!"

"It's all my fault, I didn't take good care of you, please come back soon!"

The childish voice of the little girl, accompanied by sniffling and sobbing, would surely have moved any conscientious adult to stand idly by.

Xia Ming, already engrossed in the deliciousness of the silver phoenix fruit, only hesitated for a moment.

Xiao Xiang, a child I don't know.

I just eat eat eat!

What Xia Ming didn't notice was that the old woman pushed up her reading glasses, and her eyes became sharp.

Book 1 The Happy Little Ditto: Chapter 14 Ribbit! It's a big guy!

"Anyway, you have to feed Ditto well from now on." The old woman comforted the little girl by stroking her hair. "I think it seems to be a bit picky about food, so you have to be more careful when preparing its food."

"You've really gone to so much trouble," the elderly man with gray hair wearing a straw hat said shyly.

"Not at all, I'm just glad Ditto likes the berries here."

The adults smiled happily because of Happyend.

Xia Ming, looking utterly hopeless, was hugged by the little girl, enduring her tears and rubbing against him. He watched her blink, tears streaming down her face as she murmured, "I'm sorry," "It's my fault," "Please forgive me."

Even a supreme war god wouldn't lay a hand on a smiling face.

Damn, how am I supposed to get this out? I don't have the ability, you know?

As it turned out, taking the long way was the shortcut I chose. After wandering around all day, Ditto ended up back at the breeding house (what a tragedy!).

Because it wasn't convenient to hold him, Xia Ming, who was curled up in a ball with his head on his head, was too lazy to move.

It seems that the silver pear fruit really does have some special effects.

Although it didn't replenish the power he had drained due to the extreme transformation time, it contained nutrients like a high-grade energy cube, making him feel as comfortable as if he were snuggled into a warm winter bed, so comfortable that he didn't want to move at all.

Forget it, let's go back to the nursery. We men of Mengmen Village are fine with anything.

Since he didn't have to move around much himself, and he did need a place to stay before his transformation time was extended, Xia Ming considered himself to be living off the rich loli's money.

What's wrong with eating soft rice?

I not only want to be a kept man, but I want to do it openly and legitimately!

This is the mindset a strong person should have!

It was precisely because he didn't have to exert any effort himself, and Xia Ming, carried on the monkey's head, looked at the basketball court not far away, where a human boy was snatching a basketball from the Infernape's hands and dunking it with all his might, that his extraordinary wisdom unconsciously led him to a conclusion:

While being a trainer and commanding battles can be considered a form of combat, to extend the transformation time, leveling up and training are still essential.

The fruit's function is simply to replenish energy. Transforming is equivalent to unleashing attacks continuously for eight hours, so you'll still get tired.

Only by upgrading the level can wear and tear be reduced.

Therefore, one must both command and fight in battle, and personally participate in the battle; only then can it be considered a complete system!

Let the Pokémon in the nursery become my stepping stones on the path to becoming an unparalleled powerhouse!

The unorthodox magnetic field interaction system finally became serious for once, and gave a prompt:

[Task updated]

In the world of Pokémon, there's nothing a battle can't solve; if one doesn't, then two battles will do!

【Xia Nan, you are now the most unique being in the Pokémon world, possessing a Pokémon body with limitless potential and astonishing wisdom as a human.】

There's no need to think anymore. Now, lift your head, open your arms, and embrace everything that belongs to you... everything...

"My son... let the gods fear you... let the heavens tremble over you."

[Mission Requirements: Defeat all the Pokémon of the Trainers stored in the Nursery]

[Reward: +1 fixed transformation slot]

Eh? ? ?

A question mark appeared in Ditto's beady eyes.

What is a fixed transformation slot?

He immediately opened the system menu and discovered that a portrait of himself in human form had appeared next to the [Transformation] skill.

After reading the instructions, he realized that this transformation form seemed to have been permanently fixed. As long as there was enough power in his body to support the transformation, he would not need to rebuild the model in his mind and could directly transform into human form.

At the same time, it is precisely because Ditto possesses complex genes that can transform into almost any form that this solidification of forms occupies the already limited DNA storage space.

Ditto's transformation requires a nearby reference point. If even a reference point isn't needed, then the "little" in Mewtwo can be removed.

Of course, the normal form can still be imitated, but it is impossible to replicate the other party's unique characteristics and powers.

Xia Ming opened the shop list again and found that in addition to berries, TMs, and various items, fixed transformation slots were also available for sale.

However, with each new fixed form, not only do you need to observe the opponent closely, but the points required for the exchange also increase exponentially. The first exchange alone requires 10,000 battle points!

In that case, I need to think carefully about what form to choose.

Hmm, with over a thousand Pokémon, excluding the rare legendary and mythical Pokémon, choosing is really difficult...

Clearly, he hadn't even considered whether he could actually defeat the Pokémon he left at the breeding center.

Xia Ming has that kind of absolute confidence!

Infernape's Great Form, Greninja's Transform, Hypnos... No, I could never choose such a dirty and lewd Pokémon that only knows how to put people to sleep!

Oh dear, greed surged up all at once!

Speaking of which, that guy has always been the undisputed coolest Pokémon...

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