From RE0, Sato Kazuma decided to cheat on food and drink

In this crossover anime, starting with Re:Zero, Kazuma Sato decides to freeload. (Written by Ye Yichengzhou)

Sato Kazuma, who was scared to death by a dump truck, was ridiculed by the goddess Aqua, so he decided to use Aqua as his golden finger and take her to another world.

Arrived at the capital of a kingdom called Lugnica.

There are monsters, elves, sword masters, and even witches and dragon gods here, but there is no legendary demon king.

Not only that, the goddess Aqua beside him is even worse, and the golden finger is completely unable to play its role.

I don't know why, but even though the probability of successfully stealing is not high, I have never failed.

The story begins one day when a man stole something that was obviously worth a lot of money from a little yellow-haired girl.

Volume One

Chapter 1: World Fusion! Transmigrating to a New World with a Useless Goddess

"Connect this world to here...and then connect this to here..."

In the highest dimension, a deity named Alaya is combining orbs of light of different colors, and those colorful orbs almost fill the entire space.

Each of these orbs of light represents a different world, and her repetitive task is to glue these worlds together.

Her existence is equivalent to the concept of time travel itself.

The so-called various otherworldly journeys are actually created by Alaya.

"I'm so tired."

Alaya then produced two orbs of light.

"Earth No. 56657901, target Natsuki Subaru, the correct connection object is this world called 'RE:0'."

As she spoke, she joined the two orbs of light together, each radiating a dazzling light and leaping continuously in this unknown space.

"Only one group left. Shouldn't we be done with today's work?"

Alaya stretched and yawned.

Her outstretched hand accidentally touched another ball of light, which moved along an orbit that defied conventional physics and ended up touching the two balls of light that had already merged together.

She didn't take it seriously at first, because if the worlds weren't properly combined, they couldn't possibly be connected, let alone three interconnected worlds this time.

But at that very moment, the light that symbolized the establishment of the connection also engulfed the third sphere of light.

[World, connected successfully!]

"what?"

This was a completely unexpected situation; even Alaya had never encountered it before.

A flawed world has been forcibly intervening in this connection.

She quickly searched for the code of the third orb of light.

"KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!"

. . . . . .

Meanwhile, in a space of slightly lower dimensions.

The boy named Kazuma Sato had a lewd smile on his face and pointed at the woman in front of him.

The goddess who was supposed to be responsible for his reincarnation.

Aqua.

"The prop I chose to take is you!"

. . . . . .

"It's another world! It's a genuine other world! Am I really going to have to use magic and go on adventures here? Goodbye, shut-in life! Hello, other world!"

Kazuma Sato waved his hands excitedly and shouted.

Beside him, the goddess Aqua looked dejected—and desperate.

She never imagined that she would actually be forcibly taken to another world by the lewd man beside her.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Aqua's face was contorted with tears, and she gripped Kazuma Sato's shoulders so tightly that she shook like a sandbag.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong! You go back now, I'll figure something out for you later!"

"What are you saying? It's precisely because I can't go back! What am I going to do? What am I going to do now?!"

"Don't worry, this is the time to contact the Adventurers' Guild!"

Kazuma Sato said to Aqua with a confident expression.

He believed that the other world should be similar to the RPG games he had played before.

The two of them then took Aqua around to inquire about relevant information and wandered around the city.

Soon, three people appeared in front of them.

The three people were of different heights, the tallest appearing to be close to two meters tall, while the shortest was only about one meter tall. Only the person in the middle had a relatively normal build, but he was thin and had a chain around his neck, which looked rather strange.

“These three guys don’t look like good people at all. They look like thugs. Let’s take a detour.”

While staring at the three men with unfriendly faces, Kazuma Sato whispered to Aqua beside him, but received no response.

He quickly turned his head, only to find that his side was already empty. When he turned back, he saw Aqua waving and walking towards them.

"Hey, do you guys know where the Adventurers' Guild is?"

Aqua smiled and said to the trio of thugs in front of her.

"Adventurers' Guild? What kind of place is that?"

The three men were stunned for a moment, then simultaneously revealed extremely fierce expressions.

"Don't change the subject, hand over all your money!"

"So this was a robbery? But you've got the wrong person. I am the goddess worshipped by the Axis Cult! I advise you to stop now! Turn back before it's too late!"

Aqua said with her head held high and chest out, glancing at Kazuma Sato not far away, looking extremely proud.

"The Axsi Order? What the hell? I don't know what nonsense you're spouting, but it's infuriating! If you don't hand over the money, you're in for a world of trouble!"

"You underestimate me. I'm still a goddess, after all!"

Aqua said with a smile.

Go Aqua!

Kazuma Sato was also cheering from the sidelines, wanting to see if Aqua, as a goddess, possessed powers beyond the ordinary.

"Take it—"

Before Aqua could cast any spells, one of the opponents' fists had already struck her in the face.

Aqua's facial muscles contorted instantly.

A few seconds later, Aqua, her face bruised and swollen, knelt on the ground.

"&*……%*%……(All the money is with that guy)."

Even though Aqua's voice was muffled by her swollen face, she still used her last bit of strength to point to the distance, preparing to turn around and pretend that Sato Kazuma didn't recognize her and run away.

"Aqua, you bastard!"

Kazuma Sato glared at Aqua through gritted teeth, but now that things had come to this, it would be too shameful for him to run away.

He never expected that such a dignified goddess would be so easily defeated by a few thugs.

Is this goddess really useful?

I am, after all, a hero who has transmigrated to this other world. Although I did not choose any skills from that useless goddess, how could I be easily defeated by these three thugs?

Kazuma Sato had already pictured himself making a sliding tackle and then stylishly taking on three opponents at once.

Three seconds later.

With a bruised and swollen face, Kazuma Sato knelt down next to Aqua.

"%＆%……￥%……！(You bastard, why did you expose my whereabouts!)"

"%……＆%￥￥%……＆（Isn't it all because you wanted to abandon me and run away!）"

Two people, whose faces were almost beaten into frog-like shapes and who could barely utter complete sentences, were conversing in a voice that only they could understand.

Chapter Two: Adventurer Cards, What Are Those?

"I can't believe they're two penniless bastards! They don't even have a single penny on them! You're wasting our time! Get lost!"

Amidst the cursing and swearing of the three thugs, the two men, their faces bruised and swollen, left the box.

Fortunately, Aqua, as a goddess, possesses basic healing abilities, which restored their faces to a state where they wouldn't frighten children.

"Hey, aren't you a goddess? How come nobody even knows about the religious order of your followers?"

Kazuma asked, touching his face.

"I don't know what's going on! This doesn't seem to be the world I'm from!"

Aqua scratched her head, looking like a duck whose brain had shut down.

What do you mean by "not the original world"?

"We were originally going to send you to some other world to fight the Demon King, but something went wrong... This isn't the world we planned for!"

"Huh? What exactly is your role as a goddess?"

"Hey, hey, hey, it's all because you forced me in here. Maybe that's why something went wrong! And I'm not even sure!"

Kazuma and Aqua were bickering, and his hand unconsciously reached into his pocket.

"Ok?"

He touched something strange, then took it out.

"An adventurer's card? I didn't have one on me before, and those three thugs didn't find it either?"

It was a card that looked as thin as a cicada's wing, but it had Sato Kazuma's name on it, along with various attributes, much like a character panel in a game.

"Hmm, I think I have some on me too?"

Aqua also found a card on her person.

"According to the game's progression, we should first register at the Adventurers' Guild before we get this—I see, no wonder those three thugs said they'd never heard of it, they skipped the process of going to the Adventurers' Guild for us! Looks like we still have to embark on our adventure!"

Kazuma's face showed an eager expression as his gaze swept over the attribute values ​​on the card.

"As a hero, my attribute values ​​must be pretty good, right? Look at yours—"

Kazuma immediately turned his gaze to the adventurer card in Aqua's hand.

Aside from intelligence and luck, the opponent's attributes were overwhelmingly superior to his own.

"."

Kazuma pretended not to see anything and silently turned his head away.

"Hey, how are my attribute values? Let's see what yours are?"

Aqua asked curiously, but Kazuma pretended not to hear, turned his back to her, and hummed a little tune as if nothing had happened.

'Why is this useless goddess's stats so much higher than mine?! Why?! Why?! Why?!?!'

Kazuma gritted his teeth as he stared at the card in his hand, but at that moment, he caught a new change in his eyes.

Skill Points: 1

You will gain skill points upon leveling up, which can be used to learn new skills.

[You can gain experience points by performing any action. The skills you can learn are related to the area where you are acting. For example, if you perform actions such as stealing, parkour, or lockpicking, you will unlock the Thief class skills after leveling up.]