From RE0, Sato Kazuma decided to cheat on food and drink

If that were all, I would have let it go...

Previously, under Kazuma Sato's instructions, Ram and Rem would also lend a hand.

Rem was incredibly efficient, saving Felt a lot of trouble.

As for Ram, he was responsible for delivering meals to them.

Ferut ate steamed sweet potatoes for several days.

Sweet potatoes for breakfast, sweet potatoes for lunch, sweet potatoes for dinner, and even as snacks.

Although Ferut didn't care what she ate in the slums before, now that she eats steamed sweet potatoes for every meal, even she is finding it hard to keep up.

Rem was enjoying her food, while Felt was on the verge of a breakdown, even feeling a bit of fear about the sweet potato.

"I've almost finished with everything, and I can finally take a good rest! It's been so long since I've been out and about in the neighborhood! I should find a chance to go for a stroll!"

Ferut put her previous worries behind her and prepared to take a good bath to relax.

Pushing open the door, one sees Kazuma Sato casting an expectant and lewd gaze upon them.

"Aaaaaah! You bastard, what are you doing here?! Didn't you lock the door?!"

Ferut was taken aback, her face turning bright red in the next second. She quickly grabbed a towel from the side and covered herself with it.

Although they had inexplicably taken a shower together before, they both tacitly kept quiet about it.

Ferut never expected that such a scene would repeat itself, and this time she was completely unprepared.

"I was taking a shower, but... oh no, it's you."

Upon seeing Felt in front of him, the expectation in Sato Kazuma's eyes vanished instantly, replaced by disgust and anger.

"That damned Dona, how could she assign me such a piece of trash?! I'm going to teach her a lesson when I wake up! How despicable!"

"Hey, hey, hey, you scumbag Zhen, what are you saying?"

Seeing the obvious change in Sato Kazuma's expression, Felt felt incredibly frustrated.

"And what did you mean by looking at me with such disgust?"

"I'm not a loli Kong, am I? And with your figure, there's no need for you to cover up with a bath towel."

Kazuma Sato let out a cold laugh.

In normal circumstances, Kazuma Sato would never speak to Felt like that for no reason.

After all, the opponent's attack was simply too swift.

However, he believes that since he is standing in a dream now, it doesn't matter.

If you can't satisfy your visual cravings, at least satisfy your verbal cravings!

"Oh dear, since it's you, nothing else matters. At least I can do some things I can't do normally, right?"

Kazuma Sato's lips curled up slightly.

"What are you trying to do!"

Ferut immediately became alert and involuntarily took a step back.

"Hey, you grumpy little girl, come scrub my back!"

Kazuma Sato displayed an extremely arrogant expression as he spoke to Felt.

"?"

Ferut was completely bewildered.

Although Kazuma Sato had always acted very obnoxious, he had never been so arrogant as to ask me to scrub his back.

Is this guy really tired of living?

And what did he just call me?

A grumpy little girl?!

"I am going to kill you!"

Felt snapped out of her daze, her teeth grinding together violently, making an incredibly grating sound, and the fury in her eyes seemed to completely engulf Sato Kazuma.

"Is your personality a perfect replica too? Seriously though, are you deaf? I told you to come over and scrub my back! Didn't you hear me?!"

Before Kazuma Sato could finish speaking, Felt, disregarding the fact that she was only wearing a towel, launched a flying kick directly at Kazuma Sato's face.

Emergency evasion activated!

Kazuma Sato suddenly took a step back, dodging Felt's attack.

I didn't expect to find a use for the skill I just acquired so soon.

"what?"

Felt was somewhat surprised, never expecting that Kazuma Sato would dodge her attack.

What's wrong with this guy today?

Has he developed some serious brain disease?

"Hey, hey, hey, you grumpy little girl, is this all you're capable of? Tsk tsk tsk~"

Kazuma Sato wore an incredibly mocking smile.

Since it's a dream, we should give this guy a good mocking.

"You scumbag, go to hell!"

Felt launched another fierce attack on Kazuma Sato, but he managed to dodge the attack once again due to his quick evasion.

"This is my dream world now~ I'm invincible~ I might not have been able to beat you before, but it's completely different in my dream world~ You little brat~"

Just as Kazuma Sato made an emergency dodge, he stepped on a bar of soap next to the bathtub, slipped, and fell to the ground, hitting his head and losing consciousness.

An emergency dodge will only avoid threatening attacks—as for where you will actually get there, that's another story.

Seeing Sato Kazuma unconscious, Felt frowned and really wanted to kick him a couple of times.

However, she quickly dismissed the idea.

This guy's mind wasn't normal to begin with, and he might become even more abnormal in the future?

But we absolutely cannot let this guy get away with it....

Suddenly, a sly smile appeared on Ferut's face, and she quickly got out of the bath and dressed.

"Aqua, do you have any paint? The waterproof kind!"

Chapter 125: Kazuma Sato, the legendary wielder of the Holy Sword!

After an unknown amount of time, Kazuma Sato slowly opened his eyes.

"Has the dream ended?"

Kazuma Sato only felt a slight headache and tried hard to recall what had happened earlier.

Wait, that dream I just had...

Damn it, this is completely different from what I imagined!

It should have been a sexy older sister with a figure similar to Elsa or Priscilla who came in to take a bath with me!

Why that grumpy little girl?!

Although her face is quite cute, her personality is just too awful!

Most importantly, it's about body shape!

This looks like a business with no future prospects!

"I'll have to give that good-for-nothing Donna a good beating later... Wait, what's this?"

Sato Kazuma then noticed that someone had written a line of words on his lower abdomen.

Holy sword.

Below this line of text is an arrow pointing in the direction of Kazuma Sato's crotch.

"?"

"??"

"???"

Kazuma Sato was in a daze for a few seconds before he suddenly came to his senses.

What just happened was not a dream!

Damn grumpy little girl!

"Aaaaaaah! Felt!!!"

Kazuma Sato's shouts echoed throughout the mansion.

Ferut had already left the mansion and was jumping around in the streets outside.

. . . . . .

Before we knew it, several more days had passed.

Kazuma Sato finally enjoyed a few days of relatively peaceful life after a long time. Apart from occasionally going to the slums to help out, he mostly stayed at home, living a leisurely but somewhat boring life.

However, some inexplicable rumors have recently emerged.

Kazuma Sato is the wielder of a holy sword, and he possesses proof of his possession of the holy sword.

Without a doubt, this was definitely Ferut's doing.

Many people even went to Kazuma Sato to verify this matter, and without exception, they were all met with his harsh criticism.

It took Kazuma Sato a long time to scrub the stuff off his body.

The lazy and gluttonous Aqua was full of energy every day—after all, Kazuma Sato had promised to build her a bar in the slums, and in order to drink for free in the future, Aqua was personally involved in the construction work, even personally carrying bricks and materials.

Beatrice followed Kazuma Sato every day, as did Echidna.

She longed to observe Kazuma Sato and learn more about him.

However, Echidna did not expect that, apart from going to the slums, Kazuma Sato basically just ate and slept, and did some inexplicable, even somewhat lewd, things.

This surprised Echidna.

Perhaps... this is one of the reasons why Kazuma Sato is so special?

At this moment, Kazuma Sato is leisurely lying on the bed, holding a drink.

Suddenly, his front door was flung open—

“Kazuma!”

The sudden shout startled Kazuma Sato, causing him to choke on his drink, which he hadn't managed to swallow, and cough violently.

Kazuma Sato felt difficulty breathing and could only squeeze out a sound from his throat with all his might.

"help me!"

"Really!"

Aqua patted Sato Kazuma hard on the back, and the latter finally recovered.

"Goddess of Uselessness, what are you doing here in such a hurry?"

Kazuma Sato let out a long breath and looked at Aqua to ask her a question.

Let's go on a long trip tomorrow!

Aqua said with an eager expression.

"Huh? Where are you going?"

Kazuma Sato looked puzzled. For some reason, he always had a bad feeling whenever Aqua was about to say something.

"Let's go to Kararaki!"

"Why would you, a useless goddess, suddenly want to go to that place?"

"Hey, my tavern is almost finished, isn't it? So I need to prepare all sorts of bars in advance! The same goes for the sake from Kararachi, I'll definitely have to go and select them myself."