From RE0, Sato Kazuma decided to cheat on food and drink

Beatrice made an incredulous sound again.

"Don't you know? That time, Lord Kazuma really played with my body quite a bit, to the point that I almost lost consciousness~"

"Hey, hey, hey, don't suddenly say things that could be misunderstood!"

Kazuma Sato shouted loudly,

"Besides, that was Aqua's doing, it has nothing to do with me!"

"That feeling was amazing! It hurt, but it was amazing. It was the first time I'd ever experienced pain like this. Before, I'd only ever felt pain on the surface of my skin, but this time it was pain that went right to my bones! It was incredible!"

"Spalashi".

Elsa placed her hands on her face, her eyes filled with ecstasy.

"Um....."

Kazuma Sato took a step back, trying to create some distance between himself and Elsa.

He had already made up his mind about one thing.

Elsa is a complete masochist.

In other words, it's another kind of perversion.

However, it must be said that there seem to be far too many perverts in this world.

Kazuma Sato thought about it very seriously.

"What exactly do you want? Just say it!"

Beatrice looked at Elsa with an impatient expression.

"Oh dear, I'm so grateful for all the care you've given Meli during this time. I'm not exactly a good older sister, and now that she's failed her mission and been captured alive, I'm afraid she can't go back to the organization, and there's no need for me to go back either."

Elsa stared intently at Kazuma Sato.

For Elsa, Kazuma Sato was an incredibly special person.

It was the first time she had ever seen anything that could make her heart race.

Now, not only is it difficult for Merry to return to the organization, but she has also joined Sato Kazuma's camp.

She was also one of the few people in Elsa's life who were not worth paying attention to.

Therefore, Elsa made a decision—

"Kazuma~ I want to join your side."

Elsa said with a smile,

"To me, you are indeed a special person. Seeing you makes it hard for me to control my emotions. Perhaps this is what it feels like to be smitten?"

Kazuma Sato could only purse his lips and shout in his heart.

Sister, that was meant to be sarcastic, and besides, you probably wanted to kill me, right? It had nothing to do with being attracted to someone, did it?

“You spared Mary’s life and even allowed her to join you. I owe you a huge favor.”

I don't know why things turned out this way, and do you even know that your sister has now become the high priestess of a group called the Aquasi Order?

"If you have someone you want to kill, I can help you do it."

No, absolutely not now!

I don't need to let such a dangerous guy join my side!

One Melissa was enough, and now we have Elsa too...

They're no longer part of the Wang Xuan faction; they're a complete criminal organization, aren't they?

This dangerous guy is so dangerous, even a dog wouldn't want him.

"If you can think of something, I'm willing to do it!"

"Anything?"

Sato Kazuma's eyes suddenly lit up, and his entire expression turned extremely serious.

"Of course, in any situation."

We need someone as enlightened as Elsa!

A lewd smile appeared on Sato Kazuma's face. His hands started rubbing together like flies again, and he took a few more steps toward Elsa.

Those black stockings, that upper body, those long legs, that figure!

If we disregard the risks involved, this is practically every aspect of Kazuma Sato's aesthetic.

"Even if you wanted to vent your emotions by stabbing me with a knife, cutting my skin piece by piece, I would be more than willing to accept it~ That's amazing, just imagining it makes me excited!"

“I have absolutely no interest in what nonsense you’re spouting.”

Like James Harden, Kazuma Sato took a step back and moved away from Elsa again.

Some internal things cannot be compensated for by external conditions.

Elsa is a freak with maxed-out M attributes, and that cannot be ignored!

Damn it! Isn't there anyone in this world who's good-looking, has a great physique, and a great personality?!

However, Kazuma Sato thought about it again and realized that although Elsa was not mentally sound, she was quite skilled in combat.

It can be said that, apart from Beatrice, Elsa is the strongest being.

These are extraordinary times, and their camp certainly needs manpower.

An idea spontaneously formed in Kazuma Sato's mind.

"Wait a moment, I'll go and call Aqua over!"

. . . . . .

"Kazuma, what are you doing...? It's so late, aren't you going to sleep? You still have to get up early tomorrow..."

Wearing her pajamas and clutching a pillow, Aqua entered Kazuma Sato's room, half-asleep.

"Aqua, I have something to tell you."

Just as Kazuma Sato finished speaking, Aqua noticed Elsa standing in front of her.

"It's you again! The undead have actually invaded this place? Watch as this goddess purifies you right now! Undead Exorcism—"

"Wait a moment!"

Kazuma Sato grabbed Aqua's hand.

Last time, Elsa was almost killed by Aqua alone. This time, Aqua will not hold back either. In addition, because of the increase in believers, her power has recovered a bit. This time, Elsa may not even have a chance to be resurrected.

"I have something very important to say, and didn't you say last time that Elsa isn't a true vampire?"

"Oh, that's right."

Aqua lowered her hand, somewhat disappointed.

Although Elsa maintained a smile on her face, a hint of disappointment seemed to flash in her eyes.

"You weren't actually hoping to get attacked by Aqua just now, were you?"

"Great."

Kazuma Sato sighed helplessly and turned to Aqua, saying:

"Elsa wants to join our side, and maybe she's thinking about joining your religion."

"Oh! You have good taste! This goddess thinks highly of you!"

In the blink of an eye, the application form and pen appeared in Aqua's hands, making Kazuma Sato wonder if this girl had acquired the skill of being able to produce paper and pen anytime, anywhere.

Aqua's attitude also changed completely.

"A cult? That's interesting. I'd only ever heard of the Witch Cult before."

Elsa said with a smile.

Kazuma Sato narrowed his eyes slightly.

He seemed to have heard Rem mention the Witch Cult before; it seemed to be a crazy group.

However, it probably can't compare to the Axis religion either...

It's hard to imagine what a normal human being would believe in this goddess.

"However, there is something I, the goddess, must confirm! It is very important, as it concerns the most important doctrine of our Axis!"

"Oh? I thought just anyone could join!"

“How could that be! Although our Axis religion does indeed tolerate all kinds of people, there is one thing that cannot be forgiven.”

As she spoke, Aqua walked up to Elsa with a serious expression.

"What is it?"

Kazuma Sato couldn't help but feel a little nervous; it was rare to see Aqua so serious.

Could it be related to Elsa's regenerative abilities? Perhaps she really does have some connection with the undead?

At that moment, Aqua stood less than half a meter away from Elsa.

She slowly extended her hand—

He reached out to Elsa's upper body and gently flicked her with his fingers.

Two things belonging to Elsa began to sway like jelly.

"It's the real deal! Phew! You've passed the test and are qualified to join our Axis Cult!"

Aqua, with a very satisfied smile on her face, patted Elsa on the shoulder and nodded very firmly.

"As long as you don't use bra pads like Eris, who has a flat chest but adds two rivets to pretend she has huge breasts, it's fine! But even if she uses all sorts of methods, she can't pull off clothes like yours, right? Do you have any more of these? I'll bring one to Eris next time, then her bra pads will be completely exposed!"

She looked at Elsa's almost completely open chest area.

. . . . . .

Meanwhile, Eris, watching all this from the realm of the gods, buried her already flushed face in her hands.

"Aqua-senpai, please stop! Please, please stop!"

Chapter 65: Elsa: Breast pads? What are those?

"Elsa has passed the test; now she just needs to fill out the form!"

As Aqua spoke, she handed the paper and pen to the locals.

"Wait a moment!"

Just then, Kazuma Sato suddenly appeared between the two of them.

"What's wrong!"

"How can the inspection be so perfunctory! A simple touch is not enough to guarantee whether or not breast pads are being used! This kind of inspection is meaningless! I suggest another inspection! And it would be best if I could do it myself!"

Kazuma Sato had an impatient expression on his face, and even drool was dripping from the corner of his mouth.

The sound of the abacus was incredibly loud.

"As expected of Lord Kazuma."

Elsa looked at Kazuma Sato with amusement.

"Oh? Why are you praising me all of a sudden!"

"Because Kazuma-sama is such a pervert~ How wonderful! Unlike those who hide their filthy thoughts in their hearts, Kazuma-sama reveals them completely without any concealment."

"Hey, you're the only one who has no right to call me a pervert! Aren't you a masochistic pervert too?"

"Masochistic? What does that mean? But I don't deny I'm a bit of a pervert, maybe that's why I find you so special~"

"It's actually true!"

Aqua made a gossipy expression on her face. At first, she found it hard to believe what Melly said: that a great beauty like Elsa could be interested in Kazuma Sato.

But now everything does make sense.

Substitutes—perverts—are attracted to each other.