From RE0, Sato Kazuma decided to cheat on food and drink

"By the way, I was killed by that Elsa. I didn't expect my adventure to end so soon?"

Kazuma Sato gave a wry smile and shook his head slightly.

"Welcome to the afterlife."

Just then, a white-haired goddess appeared before Kazuma Sato. Compared to Aqua, this goddess looked much gentler.

That's more normal.

"I am Eris, the goddess who guides you to a new path. In this world, your life has come to an end. You have had a difficult journey!"

The goddess who called herself Eris seemed to have a faint sadness in her words.

'What's going on? This goddess in front of me is completely different from that useless goddess Aqua! And she seems genuinely saddened for me!'

Kazuma Sato sighed inwardly.

Chapter Nine: Resurrection? It's basically workplace bullying!

"Regarding your adventure this time... I never expected something like this to happen."

Eris sighed, shook his head, and said.

In the realm of the gods, Eris can observe Kazuma Sato and Aqua's every move.

According to the normal procedure, Kazuma Sato should have traveled to another world.

The world he and Aqua arrived in was an existence unknown to their divine realm, and Eris had no idea what was going on.

There was even a transmigrator named Natsuki Subaru who wasn't registered in the God Realm.

"So you didn't know what happened either?"

"I asked, Kazuma Sato."

"I'm sorry, I don't know either, but as a goddess, you can be reincarnated again. I can reborn you into a wealthy family in a peaceful era."

"Hey! Can you really do something like that?"

"Of course, if you wish."

"real or fake!"

Sato Kazuma's face instantly lit up with an incredibly expectant smile.

"I want my charm, intelligence, and physical strength to be above average! Plus, I want a beautiful childhood friend! That would make me even happier!"

As he spoke, Kazuma Sato's smile became more lewd, and he began to gesticulate wildly.

"At this level, there's no problem."

"Great! I thought I was completely finished. I had just transmigrated to this world, and I was killed before I even had two days left—or rather, I didn't even have a single day left!"

When Kazuma Sato recalled this time-traveling journey, he couldn't help but feel a deep sadness welling up inside him.

Since I came into this world, all I've done is steal and get beaten up.

However, if it can be exchanged for a new reincarnation opportunity, it would be worth it!

But what will happen to Aqua and Subaru in that world?

"Then I wish you even better encounters in your new reincarnation."

As Eris spoke, she stretched out her hand, and a golden light appeared before her, preparing to reincarnate Kazuma Sato into a new world.

Just then, a familiar voice suddenly came from directly above.

"Come back soon, Kazuma!"

"Hey?"

Why would you die in such an easy place?

"Wha, what?"

"Kazuma, can you hear me?"

The voice was Aqua's.

"I've used resurrection magic on your body, so you can come back here now!"

"Please, please wait a moment! I have already returned to the mortal realm once, and according to the rules of Heaven, I cannot be resurrected again!"

"Eris said quickly."

"Is that so?"

Kazuma Sato glanced at Eris, then turned back and shouted loudly upwards.

"Aqua said I've already been resurrected, and I can't be resurrected again!"

"Huh? What kind of goddess would say something so stupid? Give me your name! I'm an elite, after all. How dare this goddess, who's in charge of this remote, impoverished place, talk to me like that!"

Aqua's words came like a barrage of bullets, leaving Eris completely stunned, her lips twitching uncontrollably.

"That... seems to be a goddess named Eris."

Seeing Eris's expression, Kazuma Sato could only swallow hard and quickly said something.

"Eris? That unreliable girl? Kazuma, if that Eris keeps talking nonsense, you're going to take her bra pads!"

"Breast pads?"

Before Kazuma Sato could react, Eris, standing to the side, raised her hands and shouted:

"I understand, I understand! As a special case, I'll agree! I'll open the door now!"

At the same time, a unique magic circle appeared directly above Kazuma Sato, and he was immediately sucked into it.

. . . . . .

"?!"

Kazuma Sato suddenly opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was Aqua's face.

"You, you're finally back!"

Kazuma Sato found his head resting on Aqua's lap.

He had some doubts. Shouldn't Aqua's power as a goddess have been greatly weakened? Why was she still able to perform resurrection spells?

But then I thought about it again, and it seemed that the resurrection technique Aqua used wasn't magic.

Or is it simply a threat and workplace bullying?

"You should thank me properly!"

"From this angle, I can see your double chin—"

Before Kazuma Sato could finish speaking, Aqua delivered an elbow strike directly to his face.

Kazuma Sato clutched his nose in pain and rolled on the ground like a caterpillar until he bumped into something and stopped.

Because of the intense pain in his nose, Kazuichi Sato couldn't open his eyes for a moment and could only reach out and grope around.

He touched something soft and warm, covered with a thin layer of fabric.

what is this?

Are those legs?! They're so bouncy and slender, they must be the legs of a beautiful girl!

Is that a pair of stockings on the surface?!

As he thought this, Sato Kazuma began to stroke himself more frequently, and a lewd smile crept across his face.

However, he tried hard to recall the people who had just been in the room.

Who was wearing stockings?

and many more.....

An ominous premonition instantly spread through Kazuma Sato's heart. He swallowed hard and slowly opened his eyes.

What came into view was Elsa's stunningly beautiful face with a meaningful smile.

"Oh my, you're still alive? I just cut your stomach open properly! How interesting. Perhaps we're the same kind of people~ But I've never seen you react like this before. To be honest, I'm quite surprised. You seem to be a very interesting fellow."

Elsa narrowed her eyes slightly and smiled at Kazuma Sato.

She never expected that Kazuma Sato would be able to come back to life.

"Um... there might have been some misunderstanding just now."

Kazuma Sato wore an awkward smile and slowly removed his hand from Elsa's thigh.

Although Elsa is absolutely top-tier in both looks and figure.

but.....

My own life is more important.

Let's have some fun again!

Elsa swung her knife at Kazuma Sato again.

. . . . .

Meanwhile, in the heavens, Eris sighed helplessly.

She never imagined that she would actually break the rules of the Heavenly Realm.

Although not many people usually follow this rule, it doesn't matter as long as they don't get caught.

Kazuma Sato, please don't tell anyone about the breast pads!

"I hope Kazuma and the others' adventure goes smoothly. Let's see how they're doing now..."

Before Eris could finish speaking, Kazuma Sato reappeared in front of him.

"I am coming again."

"?"

Chapter 10: That's right, I am the strongest mage in the capital!

In less than a minute, Kazuma Sato returned to the real world.

Aqua resorted to her old tricks, using breast pads as a threat to force Eris to release the people.

"Seriously, Kazuma, you were only revived for less than thirty seconds! Can you break this record next time?"

Aqua said to Kazuma Sato.

"Shh!"

Kazuma Sato immediately spoke to Aqua.

At this moment, Elsa's attention was on the others, so Kazuma Sato decided to play dead for a while and wait for an opportunity.

After all, once you acquire the skill of stealing, there's nothing else you can do.

Aqua, standing next to her, also appears to be making an appearance.

Even Elsa didn't bother to take action against him at first.

If he were to escape with Aqua, he might have a chance. However, Kazuma Sato certainly couldn't just stand by and watch these people be killed by Elsa. All he could do was wait for an opportunity and find a way to defeat her.

'Subaru probably thought the same thing, which is why he just watched from the sidelines without interfering in the battle.'

Kazuma Sato thought to himself.

A few meters away, Elsa was fighting with Rom and Felt.

Natsuki Subaru stood next to Gara, staring blankly at the scene before him, his eyes unable to even keep up with Elsa's movements.

That was definitely not an opponent he could handle. It was because of fear that he could only stand there blankly.

This also made Subaru Natsuki realize that what had happened before was not a dream.

The one who killed me in the previous playthrough was Elsa!

His gaze involuntarily shifted to Kazuma Sato.

Although this guy looks a bit sleazy, the image of Kazuma Sato 'grabbing' Elsa's leg to buy time, despite his own fatal injuries, is deeply etched in Subaru Natsuki's mind.