My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

And from the moment she started calling herself "Classmate Li Wei".

"Kato, you..."

"So, Li Wei finally realized it? You're just as oblivious as a light novel protagonist, but I don't dislike it." The ordinary-looking girl smiled and said, "After I was infected with the virus and painstakingly evolved into the Queen of Zombies, my master found me and gave me the memories of the main world, asking me to help her achieve her goal."

In other words, Kato is not the real mastermind; there is a higher power behind her.

Nan Lixiang: "What are they whispering about? I can't understand a word they're saying."

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "It doesn't matter. Anyway, that child looks like he's been won over, so I should be pretty confident."

Saeko: "Memories of the main world... there are such things? I want them too!"

"So, there were no zombies along the way after entering Tokyo."

"After all, it's been a long time since I've seen Li Wei, and I don't want those guys to waste their time. Besides, even if I don't do this, they can't stop you, right?"

"Items displayed in the laboratory."

"I ordered mutated zombies from all over the world to send these over from afar; they're all genuine. Anyway, they'll spoil soon without anyone taking care of them, so I might as well give them to those who need them."

"Kato, when did you find me?"

"Li Wei, I sensed it the first time you killed the mutated zombie at the airport." The ordinary girl made a face as if to scare someone: "Ah, I really wanted to grab you and bring you to be with me, so we could become the Adam and Eve of the new world or something, but unfortunately, my master stopped me from doing so."

The extremely dangerous statement subconsciously reminded Li Wei of the time he spent in Morgan's basement in the Fairy Kingdom.

Although I always remembered Kato as a well-behaved child who had never caused me any worry, the timelines are different, so I still need to confirm.

"Um, are you really the Kato I know?" The difference in demeanor is indeed quite significant.

"Is Li Wei worried? He's so cautious." The girl in the background suddenly realized something: "Does knowing Li Wei's secret count?"

"My secret?" The boy hesitated. What secrets did he have that Kato knew? Was it appropriate to tell him?

However, judging from the way the three girls behind him were all listening intently, it was impossible for them to pretend they didn't hear him.

"Then you can tell me."

Under the boy's somewhat curious gaze, Kato pointed to his Noble Phantasm: "Li Wei's thing here is 34.56 centimeters long."

"..."

"..."

"..."×3

"Well... although not many people know about this, it's not like nobody knows it. Maybe you heard it from somewhere." Li Wei wavered a bit, still not entirely reassured: "After all, I need to take a shower too, don't I?"

“That makes sense. Then we need to talk about things that only people in that timeline would understand.” The girl nodded. “Okay, Li Wei, you first came to the [beep] when you were ten years old. You were holding Ryougi when you woke up from your afternoon nap and you froze. You pretended nothing had happened and secretly ran to the stream in the backyard of the school to wash yourself clean. You didn’t wear underwear all afternoon that day.”

Li Wei: "...!!!" This is no longer a question of which timeline it is, but how did she know?

That time, you were very discreet, and no one noticed you the whole time!

"Because I was right next to you at the time, you just didn't notice me. I even got you some laundry detergent in the middle of it."

Li Wei: "So, there were other people who knew about this? I thought it was a secret!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Hiss, say more, say more, I want to hear this."

For a moment, the gossip on the scene burned exceptionally fiercely.

Chapter 50 Various Dark Histories

"Besides that..."

Before Li Wei could react, the unassuming beauty felt that this wasn't enough of a bombshell, so after a moment's thought, she continued to reveal more:

"Li Wei, when you were twelve, you treated Ms. Mizuki Shiranui, who had health problems, for her sex addiction. Because she produced too much milk and the breast pumps were all booked, you had no choice but to help her with your mouth. For the next month, your burps smelled like milk."

Li Wei: "..."

That time, I found Aunt Shiranui at school who had been attacked by a monster. She was under the influence of a drug with 3000 times the normal dose administered by an evil scientist, and I had no choice but to do it in order to treat her.

I thought I had hidden it well, but I didn't expect there were still eyewitnesses.

"After learning about Li Wei's medical skills, strange women came to visit the school every day. I remember that Ms. Asagi even gave you a banner with the four characters 'Friend of Women' written on it."

"Alright, alright, I believe you're from my timeline, Kato. There's no need to continue."

However, things did not go according to his wishes. Kato seemed to be having a good time, and Saeko and the other two were also enjoying themselves. Li Wei's attempts to dissuade him had no effect.

Ultimately, the girls ignored the boy's words and continued their conversation.

"When I was thirteen, Ms. Ju Chuan graduated and came to the school to be the school doctor. She even told many people that you were her childhood sweetheart..."

Li Wei: "What is all this? Stop talking!"

"When you were fourteen, you and your classmate Liangyi went to Guanbuzi City. When you came back, you were extremely disappointed and kept muttering to yourself that your best brother was gone."

Li Wei: "Aa ...

"At fifteen, I received the confession of the thousandth girl, and at the same time, the number of erotic fanfiction about me on the first section of the campus network exceeded ten thousand!"

Li Wei: "Shut up! Shut up now!!!"

……

That's pretty much it. Kato kept revealing many secret or shameful old stories until all the girls finally stopped, satisfied.

Moreover, judging from her expression, it seems she hasn't revealed all the dirt, but rather that she's simply said enough. It appears she still has a lot of Li Wei's dark history to reveal.

"Li Wei, so please don't abandon me. Girls are very vengeful. If you dare to leave me, I will hate you forever and ever."

Her tone was soft and playful, almost like she was joking, but Li Wei felt she was serious.

"Is Li Wei scared? Don't worry, I won't hurt you." Kato waved his hand, completely unaware of how threatening his words had been.

After becoming the zombie "Queen", Kato is ultimately different from the girl she remembered.

When she said she was infected with the virus and became a zombie, she showed no grief or sadness. When talking about her journey to becoming "Her Majesty the Queen," she showed no signs of hardship or pride.

Throughout, she maintained a gentle and reserved smile, which was refreshing and like a gentleman from ancient times.

Lao Tzu said that Heaven and Earth are ruthless, treating all things like straw dogs. Kato may not have reached that point yet, but he is already showing that tendency.

If things had gone according to plan, she would have become the true zombie queen of this world, like a goddess.

"I won't become a god, after all, this is a world line with inherent deficiencies, and its sole purpose in being created is for you, Li Wei." Kato shook his head.

"Kato, can you tell what I'm thinking?"

"Of course, isn't this something everyone can do?"

"..." The boy paused for a moment, then tentatively asked, "Kato, can you give me the Holy Grail? I want to use it to repair this world line."

"No problem, after all, it was Li Wei's request~"

Surprisingly, the unassuming beauty readily handed over this treasure, which was enough to change the timeline. It would leave Saber speechless and Amakusa Shirou in tears.

They actually gave it to me!

It was truly beyond Li Wei's expectations that the Holy Grail was given to him so easily.

"After all, I've already obtained something much more precious." Kato revealed a victorious smile: "In this world line without Ryougi-san, I'm truly a background heroine."

I didn't quite understand what she meant, but the result was good.

"boom!!!"

Just as Li Wei received the Holy Grail, the entire underground laboratory suddenly exploded, and a figure that Li Wei somewhat recognized appeared before everyone.

White hair, bare feet, a voluptuous figure that was almost vulgar, and an aura of intense divine power emanating from her body. Her face was almost identical to that of the second daughter of the Tohsaka family.

However, the divinity within him constantly reveals his divine status.

“This isn’t what we agreed on,” she said, looking at Kato.

"Master, you really are still a loser." Looking at the god in front of her, the indifferent girl replied in return.

"What did you say?"

“Li Wei, although it’s a bit embarrassing to admit, this guy is my master. He calls himself the Fourth Beast and his name is Gamo.”

With a sigh, as if a parent were talking about a wayward child, Kato said helplessly, "I'm always thinking about luring you into a sea of ​​desire, but without realizing it, I've been won over by you. I haven't even realized it yet. I'm like a textbook example of a loser."

"What...what are you saying?"

The woman opposite him, known as Kama, instantly lost her composure. Her previous dignified demeanor crumbled in a second, and she even seemed a bit like a comedian.

This child is quite cute.

The thought unconsciously surfaced in the boy's mind, and he couldn't help but reach out and stroke her head. Soon, a look of enjoyment and satisfaction appeared on her face.

"Wait a minute, you bastard, that's not what I want!"

The next second, the goddess, realizing what had happened, slapped the boy's hand away and looked at Kato Megumi with great displeasure: "This is not what we agreed on, is it? How could you say everything?"

"An agreement? You mean you'll give Li Wei to me after I help you achieve your goal?" Kato looked at her strangely. "I don't think I've ever agreed to that. You're just saying it on your own wishful thinking."

"A girl's happiness is ultimately something she has to fight for herself to have any meaning. Only someone who has no confidence in themselves would do something like a fly clinging to a horse's tail and getting there by leaps and bounds."

"Master, you're supposed to be Cupid, yet you don't even understand what love is. How pathetic!"

orz.

Every word Kato said felt like a blow to her head, making her feel utterly useless.

"Actually, it's not entirely useless." Seeing this scene, Li Wei felt a little sorry for her, after all, this face belonged to Sakura.

"Really?" the other person asked, their eyes brimming with tears.

"Of course!"

Kama suddenly realized how handsome the other person was.

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Chapter 51 If it can be gender-bending, it can also be gender-bending.

Kama, the Hindu goddess of love, is female—at least for now—and is the culprit who brought Livy to this timeline, arguably the most tragic matchmaker in history.

She didn't know what she was thinking, only that she felt great. It was a sense of satisfaction and happiness she had never felt before, not since she was called the goddess of love and shot arrows everywhere, was ordered by the gods to pimp for Shiva and was then exterminated on the spot, and was bullied every day after meeting Sesshouin.

It's very strange, but I felt very happy just from being patted on the head.

What sins did I commit? What did I do wrong? All the gods want me to shoot Shiva, how dare I refuse? When I was a god, I was trampled underfoot by others, and after becoming a beast, I was trampled underfoot by Sesshouin. Even my gender has changed to woman. What's wrong with wanting to return to my original form?

But why, why do I feel so happy and blissful after he pats my head?

She quickly realized that it wasn't just her own feelings, but more importantly, that the original owner of this body had already been completely won over by Li Wei.

When she saw that Kato Megumi, whom she had carefully chosen, had betrayed her and revealed everything, she was very angry and dissatisfied and wanted to punish the two adulterers. But while she thought this, her body was incredibly obedient, just like Pavlov's dog, which had become a biological instinct.

If Pavlov's dog drools at the sound of a voice, then this body would want to obey Livy's words, want to be petted when it sees his hand, and can't help but want to snuggle into his arms for affection.

"This...this is very bad!" Cupid felt like he had made a terrible mistake: "This body has deep feelings for him, and considering that I have an older sister, it's even more excited after cheating on her with her brother-in-law...In short, I don't seem to be able to resist any of his actions."

Thinking of this, some fantasies that often appear in the minds of teenagers came to mind, and she broke out in a cold sweat: "What if he suddenly becomes beastly and tries to do some [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] things to me? I have no way to resist."

Not only would they be unable to resist, their bodies might even bypass the brain's commands and actively confront the enemy.

"I've already heard about your situation from Kato."

Li Wei felt that this mastermind was completely different from the big boss he had imagined, but that did not prevent him from communicating with him: "I cannot grant you your request for the golden body of Sesshouin, because no matter whether the Sesshouin you know is someone I know, she is gone after all, and that is not a reason for you to steal her remains."

Similarly, the idea of ​​becoming your subordinate is something I cannot accept. I have girls I love and want to be with them forever.

“But…” Kama wanted to say something more.

"But your request to return to a male body is reasonable."

Li Wei said very seriously, "From any perspective, it's unfair that you've become like this, so I can help you turn back into a man."

"..."

To become a man again and reclaim one's own body? It doesn't seem like it's entirely unacceptable.

At least my efforts weren't in vain, and I don't have to run around with these two useless lumps of fat on my back anymore.

Because the front armor is too heavy, it greatly affects balance. During combat, it always swings around and must be tied tightly. If you're not careful when shooting arrows, you'll get hit painfully by the bowstring. It's also uncomfortable to lie on the bed. You need extra fabric to make clothes. I really don't know what's so good about it.

The above remarks resonated deeply with Yukino, and Katsura Hinagiku considered them kindred spirits.