My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

"...You can speak human language!" Arcueid exclaimed in shock.

"Because Levi likes it, and he understands it," said the girl in Levi's pet house. "You're not my owner, why should I meow at you?!"

Lucy's affection for Arcueid is visibly low.

Chapter 10 Li Wei pondered, "I can fix this."

Upstairs in Li Wei's bedroom, the boy was changing his clothes.

Doing housework can be quite troublesome. Saeko used to come and help out often, but I felt it was too much of a bother for her. Later, Lucy completely mastered control of her "hands" and basically took over all the work.

The only downside is that he always likes to wash his clothes and Li Wei's clothes together, which makes the boy smell like Lucy, and Lucy smells like Li Wei.

Moreover, after Lucy regained her memories and abilities, she became restless and would always climb into Levi's bed in the middle of the night, making it a bit cramped for him. He had no choice but to switch to a larger bed that could accommodate three or four people at the same time.

Indeed, a more spacious place makes life more comfortable.

"I wonder how their relationship is going... hmm?"

Just then, a lot of noise suddenly came from the living room. Li Wei didn't bother to get dressed properly, just put on a pair of shorts, and rushed downstairs.

Then I saw what was happening before my eyes:

"Li Wei, your cat is bullying me!"

Upon seeing the person in question appear, Arcueid's eyes lit up, and she immediately launched into tattling mode: "She said that if it weren't for you showing up, I might have been followed and cut into seventeen pieces by some unknown Japanese high school student, and I would never have been able to return to Millennium City in this lifetime!"

"Meow meow meow meow!!"

When Lucy heard this, she screamed even louder, as if to say, "I'm absolutely right, you stupid vampire."

"—You dare call me a stupid vampire?!" Arcueid flew into a rage, rolling up his sleeves as if to punch someone.

"Arquette, you can understand Lucy too?" The boy looked at her with considerable surprise.

"I don't understand, but I think that's what she meant!"

"Arquette, calm down!"

"Meow meow meow!"

"Lucy, calm down!"

……

They argued and bickered for a while before all three of them calmed down.

Seeing that these two were equally stupid and behaving in the same way, Levi really didn't know whether to sigh that Arcueid was indeed quite stupid, or to say that Lucy's IQ had been assimilated by Arcueid and lowered as well.

"Speaking of which, you really aren't human, are you?"

Having vented his emotions and successfully befriended the pet girl in the Li family, the silly vampire looked the boy up and down, who was only wearing shorts: "I've never seen a race with a tail in the front before. Is it a newly evolved type?"

"This isn't a tail, this is [beep]." The boy said wearily, "You should have taken a sex education class, right?"

"How could a human's [beep] possibly grow that long? Wouldn't it be over a foot long when it's erect? Don't really think I'm an idiot!"

"You can't generalize about everyone's physical condition. If you don't believe me, that's fine too." He was too lazy to explain.

As Confucius said, "Time flows on like this river, never ceasing day or night."

Time is precious and should not be wasted on communicating with idiots; otherwise, it is no different from losing one's life.

After calming down his pet girl and the silly vampire who was staying with him, the boy went back to his bedroom to study how to repair the lie detector.

Skadi possesses the ability to "create props A". In addition to the three basic courses of Celtic magic training, physical training and magic replenishment, the repair and manufacture of magic props can be considered his handicraft course.

In this respect, Li Wei's talent is exceptionally high, even Skadi's teacher is amazed.

In the real world, the boy often helps others repair their belongings. Partly it's out of a sense of pleasure, and partly it's a way to hone his skills. But for some reason, it's always the cute girls or even cuter boys who seek his help.

This junior student said to me yesterday, "Li Wei, my computer is broken. There might be something wrong with it. I specifically bought some computer parts online this time. Could you help me fix it?"

That senior student said today, "Li Wei, my water heater is broken, so I can't make tea. Could you help me fix it? In return, I can make you some safflower tea!"

Tomorrow, the cute boy from the next class says, "Li Wei, my refrigerator is broken and it's not cooling at all. Can you help me fix it? I can buy you Monster Energy drinks! If you don't like energy drinks, you can choose the super popular Futa milk tea!"

The day after tomorrow, a single, older female teacher said, "Li Wei, my razor is broken. It keeps getting stuck when I shave. Could you fix it for me? In return, you can do anything you want to me!"

Although he didn't know why the people who came were all so cute and feminine, and he didn't understand why an older female teacher would use a razor to shave something, Li Wei, adhering to the principle of helping others, was always willing to help anyone who asked.

As for the repair process, the person being helped would always experience a series of ambiguous behaviors such as inexplicably falling on him, accidentally exposing sensitive parts, or finding private items hanging in the toilet when going to use it, but the boy remained completely unmoved.

Those worldly desires were killed by the two forces when he was ten years old.

He only feels the urge when he is unconscious or when he genuinely wants to do something.

As for the repair process... in fact, the boy often didn't really understand the problem of repair; he just thought about how to make it work, and then the tool actually worked.

For example, once Hiratsuka's motorcycle inexplicably wouldn't start, so Li Wei painted the engine with red paint, thinking that it would make the motorcycle look more dignified and in line with Confucian etiquette. As a result, the motorcycle actually started running and even became faster. A few days later, they discovered that the reason it couldn't run was that someone had stolen the fuel in the motorcycle.

As for how the motorcycle, which had run out of gas these past few days, had managed to run, Li Wei himself couldn't explain it.

"Is it repaired now?"

Looking at the magic instrument in his hand, which was now completely unrecognizable and had a steampunk-like appearance, the boy's tone was somewhat unconfident.

Fortunately, this thing is very easy to test; you can do it by just saying a few words.

"Hmm... Scáthach is over three thousand years old."

The lie detector remained completely still and showed no reaction.

"Then let's choose another one. Arcueid is a stupid vampire."

The lie detector remained unmoved.

"Did it fail? There's no reaction at all. Let's try another one. Lady Yukinoshita is interested in taking me as her son-in-law."

Lie detector: "Bullshit, she's clearly you, Vanilla!"

Li Wei: "..."

Lie detector: "Her two daughters seem to have a good relationship with you, and actually they also like you."

Li Wei: "..."

The lie detector said: "Your classmates, seniors, and juniors seem to admire you, but they actually still think you're inferior."

Li Wei: "..."

The lie detector said, "So many older female teachers at school always ask you for help. Actually, they secretly put computer parts in the black tea they give you, but your resistance is too high and it didn't work. In the end, you still prefer the drug."

Li Wei: "..."

After saying all this, the lie detector, enhanced by special repair techniques, finally reached the end of its lifespan and completely broke down, clearly beyond repair.

Is this considered a successful repair? But it seems a little different from what I expected.

And it seems they've received some very important news.

Chapter 11 The Door to a New World Opens for You

With the addition of another person to the household, Li Wei's home was much more lively and energetic today.

After dinner, the boy, as always, honed his physical skills in the backyard, reviewing the runes his teacher had taught him, and practicing the Flowing Rock Shattering Fist. This routine had been unchanged for many years.

Years of cultivation had left Li Wei's body completely free of any excess fat. His flat, firm abdomen featured six clearly visible abdominal muscles, and his skin was as white as jade. Beneath the thin, evenly thick, soft skin lay solid muscles—not the abnormal type induced by steroids, but rather a blend of ruggedness and leanness.

After each battle, Saeko's favorite thing to do was to hug Li Wei's body and lick it up and down, while also having the boy lick her.

Although the boy had cultivated the Yellow Emperor's Inner Classic for many years and had reached the point of having clear veins, coupled with Scáthach's years of teaching, his bodily fluids did indeed contain magical power, and licking them could quickly restore energy, Li Wei always felt that this was entirely incidental, simply because Saeko liked to lick.

That Saeko is truly a monster. If she hadn't met me, she might have really become some kind of murderer.

After a day of training, I'll take a quick shower and start my online life tonight.

That is, to provide free medical care to people.

Confucius taught him the principles of benevolence and love from a young age. Since he had spare time, he might as well make use of it to reduce the tragedies in the world and make Li Wei feel happier.

When poor, one should cultivate one's own virtue; when successful, one should help others. This is the essence of the saying.

The consultation fee remains the same: if you have it, you pay; if not, you don't. The boy is no longer the orphan who needed to rely on practicing medicine to support himself.

“Miss Kujo, I understand that your father has lost his memory and is in a vegetative state. As long as he continues to take the medication and receive the massage as I instructed, he will wake up soon.”

Every family has its own problems, and I don't want to comment on the issues between you and your father, but please cherish your father.

"...Regarding the consultation fee? Please call Ms. Fujibayashi at Sakata Kindergarten directly. Yes, whatever you do, do not call the principal."

Clearly, this is a tragic story of a father who neglected his daughter because he was busy with work, and whose father-daughter bond was only awakened by an accident.

"Lihua, your heart transplant surgery was very successful. In the near future, please avoid strenuous exercise, eat a light diet, and avoid eating too much oily or spicy food—especially Mapo Tofu."

"Can I put in less chili, so it's not too spicy?"

"This is a medical issue, not a psychological one. You are not allowed to eat any of it!"

These days, patients are getting weirder and weirder; they can even ask questions like this.

"Yotsugu-kun, your ability to see demons and monsters is not an illness, but a special ability given to you by the heavens, and you do not need treatment. If you are really scared, please contact Yomi Isayama of the Exorcism Department. Her phone number is: XXXXXXXXXXX."

This patient can't distinguish between the ability to see ghosts and hallucinations. If all else fails, we could let her learn exorcism; she should be a good candidate.

After finishing all this, Li Wei pressed the Enter key, marking the end of a hard day's work. He stretched and prepared to rest.

As time went on, all sorts of strange diseases emerged one after another, and even a doctor like the young man, who was knowledgeable in both Chinese and Western medicine and skilled in both physics and magic, found it difficult to cope.

"So what are you doing?"

Standing behind the boy and watching for a long time, she was very polite and did not go forward to disturb him. It wasn't until Levi finished his work that Arcueid, who was born, couldn't help but ask him this question.

People at work are always charming; even a foolish vampire knows not to interrupt their train of thought.

"To treat patients." Li Wei's answer was simple and direct.

“I see. Besides being a student, you also work as a doctor.” The stupid vampire nodded. “While you were boxing outside just now, the woman who lives in the house next to yours—the one who walked with you yesterday and watched you cut me into seventeen pieces—was secretly watching you.”

I could feel that her estrogen levels had at least doubled. In short, she gave you a [beep].

"Don't be sensitive about things you shouldn't be sensitive about." Li Wei tapped the other person's head helplessly: "Humans need to be more tactful and not so direct."

"Then let me put it another way, she wants to [beep] with you."

"That won't work either!"

"Why not? Aren't boys this age supposed to be thinking about this and that, or that and that?"

“There are also those who aren’t constantly thinking about this or that, or that or that kind of thing.” Li Wei explained human life to the vampire with a helpless expression: “Like when I help people with their medical problems online, it’s a kind of recreational activity that makes me feel happy and satisfies my spirit.”

Of course, your idea isn't wrong, but there are many ways for humans to relieve loneliness, such as reading, surfing the internet, watching movies, etc., which are all just ways.

With that in mind, Li Wei simply opened a webpage on his computer and randomly clicked on a movie to show the other person.

He had seen the movie before, and found the plot and production quite boring. He only bought a ticket and the online streaming rights because his kindergarten classmate played a supporting role in it.

However, for the True Ancestor who had lived in the Thousand-Year City for a long time, this thing seemed to have some kind of special magic, which made him quickly get into the plot and become much quieter.

I never knew watching a movie could have this effect. Does this mean we only need movies to defeat vampires in the future?

"Anyway, just keep watching, I won't bother you anymore."

Feeling the surroundings quiet down, the boy breathed a sigh of relief and opened a folder on his hard drive.

The things here were all left on Tohsaka's computer before she left. Li Wei glanced at them and saw that they were all popular novels and movies.

After showing Arcueid how to use the computer, the boy left the study satisfied, ready to rest.

I should be able to get a good night's sleep tonight.

……

Two hours later, the foolish vampire, who had been captivated by the plot, sighed with dismay; this third-rate movie seemed to be particularly to her liking.

"Li Wei just mentioned where the other movies came from? I think it's in this folder?"

Recalling the boy's actions, Arcueid clicked randomly, accidentally opening a folder called "Gemstone Mode Research Assignment." Inside were photos of various boys and erotic fanfiction featuring Levi as the protagonist. Most of these stories depicted women using various methods to win over their favorite boys from beautiful girls with different attributes, such as a childhood friend with dual personalities, a purple-haired, big-breasted killer, a marriage-hungry female teacher, and a musical prodigy.

What does this word mean?

Seeing all the new and interesting words, Princess Zhenzhu realized for the first time how little she knew, so she opened a webpage and started searching for what "cuckolding" meant.

"Oh? Oh oh oh oh????!!!"