My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

Chapter 13 Sow Estrus Care... I've learned so much mixed up!

Nighttime, in Li Wei's dream, in the magic workshop of the white-haired, eccentric older sister, Melly.

"It has absolutely no effect."

After trying various instruments to study the Morse remains, Levi finally came to the conclusion that he simply couldn't understand it.

We know nothing about the principles behind its formation, the methods of pollution, or the processes of change.

I was indeed too naive.

"Then you should study hard with me!"

The one who would say such a thing is undoubtedly the white-haired workshop owner, Melly, who is currently rubbing against Li Wei's thigh, occasionally licking it to satisfy herself.

Would anyone really like an older sister like that? The boy was deeply skeptical.

"Don't underestimate me! I'm a top-notch magician, and I can make all sorts of alchemical potions with ease." Seemingly noticing the boy's doubt, the older sister patted her chest loudly.

But all I feel is that you're one of the most infatuated women.

"That's okay..."

The boy sighed; he had no choice but to trust her.

Confucius said, "Judging a person by their appearance, you will lose Ziyu." We shouldn't rely too much on first impressions; who knows, she might actually be quite capable.

After all, even her own kindergarten principal, Sakata Gintoki, has a reliable side. Merry is truly a top-notch magician... and also a top-notch pervert, right? Anyway, the two don't conflict.

"Young man, you've made the best decision of your life. Watch how your sister prepares you... I mean, educates you."

Li Wei wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he had a feeling that what this guy said at the beginning was his true intention.

The only thing he was certain of was that Meryl had ill intentions, and he was essentially courting a tiger for its skin.

"There's no other way. If we could solve the mystery of Morse, Vivian and Bagst wouldn't have to fight these calamities anymore, and the tragedy that happened today could have been avoided."

The boy comforted himself: "Buddha cut off his own flesh to feed the eagle, so this is also an act of kindness. If she really succeeds, I'll just consider it being bitten by a dog."

"Let me see where I put the books... It's been so long since I taught any students, especially alchemy... I remember they were right here..."

Sister Meili plunged headfirst into the pile of books, rummaging through them and scattering all sorts of bizarre books everywhere.

I randomly picked up a few books to look at, and the result was:

"The Power Manual," a two-volume Buddhist text, was completely incomprehensible after only two pages.

"Human Transmutation That Even Monkeys Can Understand" is an introductory alchemy book suitable for beginners, but the boy's intuition told him to stay away from it.

"A Certain Magical Index (Black and White Photocopy Edition)"—it really is just a table of contents; what about the actual content?

"Estrus Care of Sows" is easy to understand. Li Wei learned it after reading it only twice. But why does this skill show that it works on Meryl?

"【Beep】Toy Maintenance Guide" is another simple and easy-to-learn skill, although the boy doesn't need it. Also, why does this skill also show that it works on Merry?

Just as Li Wei casually flipped through the books scattered on the ground, learned several new skills, and found that they all worked for Meryl, the white-haired older sister finally found what she needed.

"Ta-da! Found it!"

After crawling around searching for a while, Mary proudly held up her find—a small booklet that didn't look very thick, with the words "An Introduction to Alchemy" written in pencil on it, so rudimentary it couldn't be simpler.

If Li Wei hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would have definitely suspected that Meryl had just written a book to fool him.

"Come on, let's start the lesson."

With a snap of her fingers, the white-haired older sister conjured a complete alchemy table in front of Li Wei. This subtle display of skill increased the young man's trust in her by 5 points.

Hmm, it's still 9995 points away from being upgraded to Trust.

"First, let's learn about various alchemical equipment."

This is easy to understand. Most of the equipment used in chemistry classes is derived from the evolution of alchemical tools, and the effects are largely the same. It's not difficult for Li Wei.

"Very good, very good, you have a great understanding." Sister Mei nodded, indicating her satisfaction: "The next step is to learn about basic alchemical materials."

This isn't difficult either; it's nothing more than mercury, lead, and various heavy metals, plus a bunch of herbs. It's equally simple for Li Wei, who has studied medicine.

"Very good. Next, the third step is to learn the four skills: [Healing Spray], [Chemical Frenzy], [Acid Bomb], and [Alchemy]."

"...Aren't we going a bit too far? Are you sure you didn't skip anything in the middle?"

"That's what it says in the book, take it or leave it!" Sister Meili said confidently.

She realized that Li Wei needed her help now, so she could manipulate him a little.

Moreover, this handsome young man is clearly a gentleman. A gentleman, after all, can be easily deceived if the methods are correct.

No, no, no, how can this be called a tactic? This is clearly war! Such a good catch has already been targeted by countless people, and there might even be those far stronger than us. If we don't act now, we might not even get a taste of the spoils.

Then I'll take him to a secluded fantasy world where no one is around, and make him call me "Mom" while... No, no, no, that's too early. Let's start with the older sister first, and gradually train him.

Maybe I'll soon have a handsome young man to warm my bed. At that time, will there be a powerful being connected to the origin, or a lunar UO who can materialize fantasy to come and challenge me?

"I learned."

"Ah, darling, what did you say?" The white-haired, infatuated woman hadn't yet snapped out of her reverie.

“First of all, I’m not your darling.” Forcing himself to pull out the Sword of Light and give her a good whack, making her scream “Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho” again, Li Wei explained, “Secondly, I said I’ve learned all four skills.”

"...You must be joking."

The older sister paused for a moment, then grabbed the boy in disbelief and shook him violently: "When did you learn that? I didn't know?"

"I learned it just now when you were aroused in front of me. I'll show you how it works if you don't believe me."

After saying that, the young man immediately activated a chemical berserk mode on himself, significantly increasing both his attack speed and movement speed.

“Alright, let’s continue…” Meryl awkwardly pulled out a bottle of potion and handed it over: “Taste the potion and try to restore it.”

"What does this stuff taste like? It's weird." After downing the pink potion in one gulp, Li Wei pondered for a moment, "And why am I so hot?"

"Haha, you've fallen for it! You little brat, even if you're as cunning as a devil, you'll still drink my foot bath water!" The white-haired sow revealed her true colors: "These are computer parts that are ten times stronger. Now lie down obediently and count the dust spots on the ceiling. It'll be over in a bit!"

After saying that, he ripped off his clothes and pounced on Li Wei.

Chapter 14 A blonde country girl who seems to have come from the countryside

A minute later, Sister Meryl was bound hand and foot and hung in the air in a horse-hoof-like position, swinging back and forth.

"It seems that not being able to release [beep] desires for a long time really does affect IQ. No wonder the older female teachers in the school are all so eccentric. I need to pay more attention to Hiratsuka-nee. I must not let her follow in Yokomichi-sensei's footsteps."

Li Wei's words were full of concern, and anyone who read them would think that he was a good child who cared about others.

"Can't you pay attention to the other patients who are suffering because their [censored] desires haven't been released for a long time and they're in terrible shape? This person is right in front of you, kid!" Even though she was tied up, it didn't stop Mary from wriggling around like a maggot: "Besides, isn't this plot going wrong? Shouldn't the next thing be that you've been drugged and I'll first [censored] and then [censored] you, then take all sorts of photos and videos as leverage, gradually sinking into depravity, and finally becoming a slave who can't live without my body?"

"You've been reading too many erotic novels, Sister Meryl. How could something like that possibly happen in the real world?"

Li Wei sighed, took out the suspicious bottle of medicine he had just drunk, and shook it: "My drug resistance is very strong, and it's only ten times the amount of computer parts, so the purity is still too low."

When I examined Aunt Shuicheng before, she would often have concentrations of hundreds or thousands of times higher than normal, and even so, Aunt Shuicheng was able to endure it and crush the enemy's head.

As Li Wei treated them for a longer period of time, he also gained a full understanding of these medications.

This level of potency isn't even as effective as the [beep] medicine that Teacher Huci Caizhai gave him, mixed with black tea.

"Although your actions against me didn't have any real impact, Sister Meryl, you still need to be punished."

As Li Wei spoke, he casually prepared a bottle of solution from the alchemy table, pried open her mouth, and forced it down her throat.

"What did you give me to drink? Why is my body so hot? No, I can't hold it in anymore! I need a sixteen-year-old handsome young man to cleanse me before I can get up! Ahhhhhh!" The white-haired sow crawled around on the ground in utter embarrassment, looking completely shameless.

Compared to her, the red and white shrine maidens of Ruri Shrine are all upright and righteous.

“That’s just a tranquilizer.” Li Wei tidied up the alchemy table and prepared to leave. “Your desires will increase 100 times in the next hour, but you will have no worldly desires for the next week and will completely enter a state of sagehood.”

"How could this be... This is content we learned in Lesson 15, and you've already mastered it so quickly? Does that mean I'll soon be useless, ending up like a broken [beep] thrown into the trash can... But this kind of play is quite interesting, hehehehe..."

This girl is probably lost in her own thoughts again. In any case, Li Wei decided to ignore her.

Then, I almost slipped on the water on the ground as I was leaving.

As for where the water came from... well, it came from Meryl.

……

A great man cannot be without power for a day, and a petty man cannot be without money for a day; this is the truth.

Since starting junior high school, Li Wei has never worried about money. Unfortunately, all his assets are in another world, and here he has to rely on the income from gladiators to support himself.

Although he learned the art of alchemy from his sister Melly—it's hard to say whether she taught him or he learned it on his own—gold didn't have a very high monetary value in the Fairy Kingdom.

“Mr. Li Wei, I am always very happy to see you, as if I can hear the sound of a soul ascending to heaven.”

Inside the largest general store in Norwich, the shopkeeper, upon seeing the boy, acted as if he had encountered a walking, human ATM, rubbing his hands together like a fly.

Think about it, if someone always comes to your shop to buy unwanted stock and you can sell it for a good price, you'll also treat them like a god of wealth.

The reason it's described as having two pincers is because the shop owner, whose clan is unknown, is shaped like a crab, and there's also a shop assistant who looks like an octopus.

Don't they need to stay in the water? Even the boy was a little curious.

"Instead of praising me here, why don't you sell me your stuff for a lower price?" Li Wei said, indicating that he wasn't buying it.

"Business is business, let's keep things separate." The shop owner shrugged. "What would you like to order this time?"

"You'll know just by looking at it."

Li Wei handed over the list he needed.

Dreamy Scales, Rainbow Thread Balls, Forgiveness Bells, Elf Roots, Etheric Light Collectors, and Phantom Dust.

The shop owner was making a face at the sight.

Although this customer is generous and always buys large quantities of old stock, he is a high-quality customer that any merchant would like.

However, each time they would request the purchase of some extremely difficult-to-obtain goods, which were indeed difficult to acquire.

"No, these are probably alchemical materials. What do you need them for? Aren't you a gladiator?"

"This isn't really your concern. Just tell me if you can get it."

"Of course, no problem. You know who I, Mr. Krabs, am." The shop owner perked up. "However, these materials are a bit difficult to obtain, so it will take a little more time."

"As soon as possible, send someone to let me know after the goods arrive. You know my address."

Both sides initially asked for exorbitant prices, but then bargained down to the last penny. One said, "I won't sell for a penny less than 1000 gold coins, and I'll take it or leave it for 3 gold coins." In the end, they settled on a 50 gold coin deal.

This is no longer a severing at the waist; it's clearly just a toe left.

Judging from the way that crab was rubbing its hands together, it seemed like the other side had made quite a bit of money. Spriggan was right; fairies really don't have anything good.

Well, except for Vivian and Bagst.

After doing all this, the boy pushed open the door and went out, wandering aimlessly through the streets.

After walking for a while, he suddenly noticed that there seemed to be an argument going on in the alley ahead. With nothing better to do, Li Wei decided to go and see what was going on.

Then he saw several badly dressed guys cornering another country girl, dressed in rustic clothes and presumably from the countryside, against a wall, looking quite pleased with themselves.

Ah, it's true, there are scoundrels everywhere, even in the Fairy Kingdom.

Just as Li Wei was expressing his feelings and preparing to teach them a lesson, a conflict broke out between the two sides.

Immediately afterwards, the seemingly weak and frail village girl, who looked like a sorceress, swung her staff and beat the group of provocative thugs so badly they were crawling all over the ground.

Well, the seemingly frail girl, less than 1.6 meters tall, with her unstoppable momentum, beat a group of burly men over two meters tall until they cried for their parents, which looked surprisingly adorable.

Li Wei: "..." No, do all the mages in your fairy kingdom like melee combat this much?

"who?"

The village girl, who had been facing away from Li Wei and whose only feature was her blonde hair, turned around immediately upon hearing a sound behind her and looked at the boy warily.

This face bears at least 90% resemblance to the Guinness in the textbook.

PS: My favorite part of 2.6 is Baggezi, but unfortunately there aren't many pictures of her, and most of them need to be photoshopped before they can be posted.

Chapter 15 Guinevere is actually myself!

At midday in Norwich City's commercial district, inside a restaurant, Li Wei was looking up and down at the blond-haired man sitting opposite him, who was enjoying a hearty meal of grilled meat.

Look how hungry this child is, eating with such gusto, the little tuft of hair on his head bobbing up and down as if that's his true form.

"Your name is Artoria Caster, the legendary savior. You came to Norwich to ring the bell and save the world, right?"