My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

The world is finally quiet.

Chapter 39 Welcome to the Forest of Colored Elves

On the streets of Gloria, Levi and his group of four continued their shopping trip, which had been interrupted by the little incident.

"Ouch... That hurts, Avi. You really didn't hold back."

"Waaah... I'm going to go back and tell my mother that you abused me."

After being corrected by Li Wei's "Sober Slap" personality, the girl from Tintajeel and the fairy knight Tristan both covered their buttocks, grimacing and complaining as they followed behind Li Wei, their eyes filled with resentment as they looked at the boy.

The boy didn't really use too much force, but at least for a short time, the two of them would have to be gentle if they wanted to sit down.

Moreover, being stripped of her skirt and placed on his lap, then spanked like a child, even in a guest room where no one else was around, still felt shameful, yet also a little bit comfortable.

Gareth, standing to the side, looked on with watery eyes, unsure whether he was frightened or thinking about something inappropriate.

"Alright, I'm asking you, what are you doing here?"

After buying several ice creams from the lady selling desserts next to them and handing them out to everyone, Li Wei looked at the awkward Bawanshi and said, "If I remember correctly, your fief should be in New Darlington."

New Darlington is located east of Morgan's capital, Camelot, while Gloriat is to the west of Camelot, meaning they are completely in opposite directions.

“I’m here to stop you from ringing the bell with a wild boar.”

Bawanshi originally wanted to say something sarcastic, but the burning pain in her buttocks told her that arguing with a boy would not end well, so she ignored Castor's protest of "Who is the wild boar, you bastard?" and pouted and said this.

Damn it! Since being reborn into this world, under my mother's protection, no one has ever dared to be so disrespectful to me. Any demons who dared to offend me were dragged to the square in New Darlington and cut up to dry.

Unfortunately, this one won't work. My mother likes him very much, and I think he's a decent person and I can accept him.

If you simply complain to your mother about being spanked, you'll definitely be laughed at.

"You?" Li Wei looked her over suspiciously.

In terms of combat power alone, Lancelot is undoubtedly the strongest, followed by Gawain, while Tristan ranks last. It is even unknown whether she can defeat Castor before the bell was rung.

After thinking for a moment, the boy shook his head in denial: "Impossible. Even if Morgan wanted to stop me, he wouldn't send you. So you must have sneaked out."

"..."

The other party did not answer, which can be considered a tacit admission.

Even so, she wouldn't admit defeat verbally: "I want to prove to my mother that I'm no weaker than Melusin and Bagst, and that I can definitely share her burdens!"

"You……"

Li Wei shook his head helplessly. He had seen many children like this in kindergarten, and they were actually quite easy to get along with.

What a silly child. How could Morgan not find out that she had secretly run away? It's just that she came from Gloria, a peaceful place, and she didn't think she would hurt her, so she pretended not to see it.

"From now on, you must listen to Morgan and not be so willful, understand?" the boy earnestly admonished.

"Tch, he's not even married to Mother yet, and he's already acting like Father."

The red-haired guy named Bavanshi said this nonchalantly, then Li Wei gave him a hard knock, and he immediately became much more obedient.

After dealing with the awkward Bawanshi, the subsequent dates went much more smoothly.

Holding Altria's hand in one hand and Bavanshi's hand in the other, they went shopping together, visited clothing stores, enjoyed desserts together, and went to amusement parks together.

The group of four—the man and the woman—were strikingly similar in appearance to Rin Tohsaka when she was young. The boss couldn't help but remark that they looked like a married couple.

"Remember to come again often, you're always welcome here!"

The purple-haired fairy girl named Murian said, "A family of three out shopping with their pet looks quite pleasing to the eye."

Li Wei: "Actually, it's not a family, nor is it a family of three."

Artoria: "Exactly, exactly, Avi and I haven't gotten to that point yet..."

Bavanshi: "Mulyan, are you blind? Lord Guinevere and I are indeed related, but this wild boar doesn't count!"

Gareth: "Isn't anyone going to speak up for me? Am I already firmly locked into the category of pet? Although it's nice not having anyone else to compete with is fine, I have this feeling that I saw a red-haired girl with two horns escaping from the laboratory glaring at me in the prophecy!"

Unfortunately, Gareth's voice was once again brilliantly ignored.

After exploring Gloria and experiencing the local culture and entertainment, the moon had already risen, and the group returned to their hotel to rest.

Ignoring Bawanshi's awkward "I don't want to live with you guys, hmph!", Li Wei booked her an extra room.

After an afternoon of interaction, even Artoria and Gareth realized that Bavanshi's words should be interpreted in reverse; what she actually meant was to ask for a room that wasn't too far away.

The child simply lacks friends; she had already established a good friendship with Custer and Gareth in just one afternoon, though she would never admit it.

So they all returned to their rooms, and the boy walked into the bathroom with a relaxed and happy expression and began to take a shower.

I walked around all morning and then spent the afternoon shopping with three girls. Even a bronze-cast Vajra Arhat made of iron deserves a rest.

Unbeknownst to him, in the next room, three girls who should have been resting in their own rooms were pressing their ears against the wall, eavesdropping on Li Wei's shower.

The hotel's soundproofing was quite good, but it couldn't stop the three people eavesdropping, each with sharp ears and eyes. If they wanted to, they simply couldn't stop them.

Artoria: "Why are you all here? This is clearly my room! You've trespassed on my private property and taken away the best spot to eavesdrop!"

Bavanshi: "Keep your voice down, Secretary Guinevere's ears are very sharp. If you say anything more about your room, believe me, one order and the whole hotel will be mine."

Gareth: "Speaking of which, isn't it a bit inappropriate for us to eavesdrop...? This isn't something a savior or a knight should do."

Bawanxi: "You're still coming even though I didn't listen!"

Gareth: "I'm not a Cavalier yet, so I can listen. You two can't!"

Artoria: "Keep it down! Keep it down!"

The three girls were eavesdropping and bickering at the same time, giving off a vibe similar to high school boys playing video games together.

Not long after, Li Wei's shower time ended, and the eavesdropping activity had to be called off, leaving all three of them feeling quite unsatisfied.

"I'm so bored, do you guys have any entertainment activities?"

“We’re not delicate young ladies like you, with plenty of time to do what we want. Just surviving is already a huge effort.” Caster didn’t seem happy because his good eavesdropping spot had just been taken away.

"Tch." Normally, she would have made a sarcastic remark.

They're barely friends now, so Bawanxi is trying her best to hold back and not open her mouth.

"How about we watch a play?" Gareth suggested.

"drama?"

"This is it."

Under the curious gazes of the two, Gareth pulled out a magic scroll, which would play its recorded contents once opened and infused with magic.

This was found in Aurora's carriage. It was filled with many good things to send Li Wei and his party off quickly, and this was one of them.

The scroll had a title written in strange script that none of the three could understand.

If Li Wei were here, he would be surprised to find that this is the Small Seal script from the pre-Qin period.

The text written on it reads "Welcome to the Forest of Colored Elves".

Chapter 40: Let you launch a night raid on the enemy, not a night raid on me.

Although they couldn't understand what was written on the scroll at all, everyone thought it was very impressive and decided to open it and take a look.

There's no tradition of binge-watching TV series here, so the girls spontaneously brought a bunch of snacks and drinks from the carriage, ready to eat and watch at the same time.

The story begins with an ordinary person who is stranded in a foreign land and encounters a kind fairy living in the forest. The touching story that unfolds between them captivates the young girls.

Artoria: "This plot is pretty good. My family also lives in the Forest of Oblivion. If Avi had known me from the beginning, it would have been just like this plot."

Bawanshi: "It's not actually a film, but moving images? That's quite an interesting creative method. I've never seen anything like it before."

However, as the film progressed, the subsequent plot gradually became different from what everyone had imagined.

The way the protagonist helps the forest fairies is...

Moreover, this protagonist bears at least a nine-tenths resemblance to Li Wei...

The girls had never seen anything like this before. They froze, their breathing becoming heavy. They couldn't help but instinctively try to cover their eyes with their hands, but the gaps between their fingers were too wide to cover anything at all.

Shameless, utterly shameless.

The idea of ​​finding Avi and getting him to help you with this and that is quite endearing, but the behavior itself is still despicable.

That's what they said, but the three of them just sat there blankly, showing no intention of turning off the screen.

And so, the action movie, which lasted for more than two hours, was shown smoothly from beginning to end without a single fast-forward, and no one said a word.

If you disregard the absurd way the help was provided and the excessive amount of hand-to-hand combat throughout, this movie is quite entertaining.

Judging from the fact that the three of them seemed to want more, there was no doubt about it.

A thousand readers will have a thousand Hamlets. Artoria imagines herself finding Levi in ​​the Forest of Oblivion and doing this and that at home. Bavanshi imagines a loving story like listening to her father after Levi marries into the family. Gareth, on the other hand, imagines a British pet girl.

For teenage girls, such a captivating storyline is very appealing and enchanting.

Especially the handsome young man next door who was taking a shower just now, he could be easily drawn into the scene. It wasn't just captivating, it was incredibly arousing.

Artoria and Bavanshi looked at Gareth with admiration, surprise, and a sense of urgency, as if to say, "I never knew you had such a collection!"

"No, I really just found it randomly among the things Lady Aurora gave me!" The puppy-dog girl desperately tried to explain that she wasn't a pervert.

Even if she looks like a puppy, she's not a real Mermaid!

"Aurora, as expected, is a repressed slut. The way she looks at Mother is always so annoying." Clearly, Bawanshi has zero goodwill towards the Wind Clan Chief.

"But why would she have something like that?" Castor considered other possibilities: "Is there anything else in the carriage?"

"There are quite a few more; I just brought them up randomly."

"Well... how about we bring up a few more volumes to study and observe?"

"This...this is really cool. We should learn from it with a critical eye. We've never seen this kind of art that makes the images move before."

"Who knows, maybe the next leading lady will be a country girl, or maybe she'll be a puppy girl."

"Let's do it!"

Young people are efficient; they get right to work. The three of them dashed to the carriage and grabbed a huge pile of opera scrolls and various snacks, preparing to stay up all night to enjoy this novel art form they had never seen before.

If the boy were here, he would probably recognize that the opera scrolls had ominous names like "Black Beast," "The Darkest Seraph," and "The Indecent Knight Princess."

Moreover, the snacks looked very modern, as if they had been brought from another world.

……

At night, Li Wei, who was fast asleep, was suddenly awakened by a knock on the door and immediately sat up in bed.

Maintaining basic alertness even while sound asleep is a mark of a martial artist's character.

However, the boy's tension quickly eased. Judging from the magical fluctuations at the door, it was Gareth, the dog girl he knew.

"Is something the matter, Gareth? Are you afraid to go to the bathroom alone?" the boy asked as he walked towards the door.

After all, she was just a little girl who was a little over a hundred years old. She was so scared by the ghost stories I told her that she was afraid to go to the toilet. In the end, Li Wei had to hold her hand and take her to the toilet to solve the problem.

But that was a few days ago, it shouldn't have been that long ago.

With doubts in his mind, Li Wei pushed open the door to the room, and was then attacked by Gareth who suddenly appeared.

The puppy-dog girl was dressed in very simple clothes, her fair arms and beautiful hands exposed. Her long legs were wrapped around the boy's waist, and her innocent face was inexplicably red. She seemed to be out of her mind, making "hehehe" laughs, and kept kissing and licking Li Wei's face, looking extremely affectionate.

"Garres? What are you doing?"

"Hehehe, Avi, I like you so much, I want to be your dog~"

The boy smelled a sweet fragrance mixed with a faint scent of alcohol on her; it was obvious that she was drunk.

This is not normal. Gareth usually follows the strict code of chivalry and hardly drinks. It is unlikely that he would suddenly indulge himself.

While the boy was still wondering, the dog-girl seemed to have accomplished something, buried her head in the boy's shoulder, and began to fall fast asleep.

Even at this moment, her long, strong legs showed no sign of relaxing, keeping her body firmly locked to Li Wei so she wouldn't fall off.

"Really... never mind, I'll ask her again when I wake up tomorrow morning."

Seeing her like this, Li Wei gave up on waking her up. Instead, he supported Gareth's small bottom with both hands and prepared to take her back to her room.

But as they passed Artoria's room, strange noises came from inside again.

"Ok?"