The portable grandfathers that appear are all problematic.

“Although our organizational structure is quite loose, if we had to choose a leader… let’s go with Xue’s Law,” Howard said. “Although I really want you to choose me, because I really want to test whether the Dragon Girl’s body is soft, I know it’s impossible for me.”

other people:"……"

"Elbow, let's practice some more and improve your martial arts!" Suddenly, a Greek man jumped out and grabbed Howard, then, in front of everyone, he made a sound like Tom the cat behind the black luxury car.

The last group looked at Xue Dinglu again, and he pointed to himself with his index finger, saying in confusion, "Me, me?"

real or fake?

Wow, you guys are all so self-centered.

No, why are we fast-forwarding to the marriage stage again? Isn't he just an 18-year-old single man? I'm so angry and frustrated. What's wrong with this world when it comes to single men? Why is he being pressured to get married everywhere?

It's almost 2028, and they're still pressuring me to get married.

The group gathered together to discuss the matter, as if Xue Zhiqian were among them.

“Just agree to it. They’re offering way too much. Besides, don’t you people from later generations really like dragons?” someone said. “I even saw an Asian man insulting a lizard while I was watching videos. And it was a purebred lizard.”

"What do you mean 'lizard'? That's Third Sister-in-law!" Doctor Xue added.

"Can dinosaurs have children with humans?" a Greek asked.

"It should be possible, after all, hybrids have emerged, they probably have some strange magic. If all else fails, I'll go back and look through some ancient Greek texts. I remember Zeus's family could have children with any species, I guarantee you'll give birth to a healthy dragon baby," Hercules remarked.

“Xue, please agree quickly. 100 corpses for 7 Dragon Blood Fruits. In a few months, we can recover our power from the Age of Gods. Just give in,” Hector said.

“If you really don’t want to agree verbally first, then dragons are long-lived creatures anyway. By the time they realize what’s happening, decades will have passed. You can consider it again decades later,” Odysseus said.

"Stop talking, stop talking... gulp..." Xue Dinglu crouched down, covering his head in defense. He hadn't expected that he would be dragged into this again.

He's still a child, and he really doesn't want to walk into the grave of marriage like this. He still wants to have a carefree and happy time when no one wakes him up.

“Sigh, forget it, don’t push him. We can’t just think about ourselves,” Odysseus said, offering a fair perspective.

This made Xue Dinglu quite happy. Although the old man was unethical, at least he had considered him.

"It's getting cold, come and put on some clothes." Odysseus pulled out a yellow robe from somewhere and handed it to Xue Dinglu.

Xue Law: “?”

Your clothes are not right, are they?

In short, the place was as chaotic as a vegetable market. After all, they were like a group of like-minded people who had come together, and Xue Law was a randomly generated idea king. That's how they started to have good ideas and move forward.

A typical makeshift team.

While the others surrounded Doctor Xue, Odysseus elbowed Doctor Xue and said, "Let's slip away quietly..."

"OK!"

The two of them instantly revealed sinister smiles.

“I suddenly realized that the marriage and harem positions of Lao Xue are also huge benefits and political bargaining chips…” Odysseus said softly. “I really hadn’t considered this. With just a verbal agreement, the benefits that his marriage can bring us are immeasurable.”

"Yeah, yeah, mainly because I'm still single. Believe it or not, if another version of me really started wanting to get married, I think every other world would want to bind me tightly to their interest groups, just like ancient emperors," Doctor Xue said.

"so……"

"Why don't we make good use of this benefit..."

The two looked at each other and smiled. Their eyes held no other thoughts, only a pure desire for profit.

Before long, the two of them returned to the negotiating table.

"Ahem, after our persuasion, our leader, the first hero of Greece, the miracle worker of light, the guardian of the world, Lord Xue Lude, has agreed to your marriage proposal and is willing to sign the terms with you," Odysseus said after coughing a few times.

"Uh..." The dragons also noticed that the humans' group was too hasty and unorganized, but seeing their relaxed and happy atmosphere, they assumed that this was a characteristic of their race and stopped mentioning it.

However, the dragons also took a look. Their initial goal was to bring Xue Lude onto their side, so the current situation is actually what they are happy to see.

"However, there is a condition: our leader is still a minor and not yet of marriageable age, so we need to wait four years before we can arrange a marriage alliance with your side," Doctor Xue added.

Dragon Clan: "?"

Seriously, are you humans really this law-abiding? World Guardians have to reach the legal marriage age before they can get married?

Then, the Dragon Clan immediately discovered the blind spot, which means that Xue Lude is actually a perfect monarch who is completely single, has no opposite sex, and has no other half!

Hiss... Doesn't that mean their dragon clan could directly recruit Xue Lude into their ranks?

Could they even directly form the top-tier maternal relatives team on their own side?

To become a maternal relative!

The other elders on their side instantly turned on their heads with eyes that shone like high beams.

"Four years from now, our leader will personally arrange a marriage alliance with you, symbolizing our eternal friendship," Odysseus said, then casually added, "And who will be your beneficiary?"

“Me,” the Silver Dragon King said, taking a deep breath.

"Then, may our friendship last forever!"

……

“Not a buddy…” Xue Daolu looked at the marriage contract four years later.

“She’s the Dragon Queen, with fair skin, a beautiful face, long legs, long horns, dragon wings, and a big tail. What more could you want? Besides, this is just a weak agreement. You can always cancel it in four years,” Howard said directly.

"Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river?" Doctor Xue chimed in.

"Don't underestimate a young woman's poverty?"

"No way, she's not a virgin anymore. She's the Silver Dragon Queen, and she comes with such a large dowry. At most, she's only after your power and your looks. At least she won't take half of your assets after the divorce, and she'll still ask you for alimony every month. She might even send you to jail." Howard, who went bankrupt because of his divorce, knew this all too well.

He used to be a respectable person, a Harvard professor who also ran a company. Then, due to his divorce, he went bankrupt and became penniless, and it seems that he could only make a living by working as a gigolo.

Then, he asked Doctor Xue on the other side with curiosity, "How did you get married back then? You don't seem like the kind of person who wants to climb into a grave so early."

"Me? It's nothing. Back then, I was short of assistants. It would have been too expensive to just find one. Research funding was tight, so I just tricked an assistant into coming over." Doctor Xue also showed an expression that seemed to say, "I can't help but feel nostalgic back then."

"Then you two have a good relationship."

The two married men were talking back and forth, leaving Xue Dinglu speechless.

The main problem was that he genuinely didn't know how to handle the situation, especially since he had just killed the man's father a few days prior and then turned around and married his daughter...

This is something Zeus would do.

At the same time, he felt that this terrible idea must have come from the elders. The stupid Silver Dragon King was completely sidelined. Xue Luding had thought of this before. The elders found such a powerful and bloodlined but clear-headed and stupid guy to be the Dragon King, which was perfect for sidelining him.

The main issue is that since she is female, she needs to deal with the issues of pregnancy and childbirth, which gives them plenty of time to sideline and firmly grasp power in their own hands.

"What are you panicking about? Anyway, there's a four-year grace period. You can decide what to do then. If you want to marry, you can marry; if you don't want to, you can call off the engagement. We can't really control you mentally," Doctor Xue said, then immediately added, "But think it over. As you get older and stronger, more and more people will surround you. You can't avoid that."

Xue Law: "..."

"To avoid more trouble, it's good to have a shield, right?" Doctor Xue said in a tone of someone who had been there. "Like before I got married, women would bring me breakfast every morning and send me messages in all sorts of ways to harass me. On Valentine's Day, my desk would be stuffed with chocolates and flowers."

"But look how relaxed I am now," Doctor Xue said, pointing to his panda eyes, his words lacking any persuasiveness.

Xue Law: "..."

"Forget it, let my future self in four years have a headache," Xue Dinglu said quietly.

"That's right, that's the right mindset."

"I'm leaving now. I'll come back when I have time. If there's any big trouble, have Old Austin or Odysseus contact me. They have ways to put the note into my consciousness space." Xue Dinglu immediately stopped caring.

I am still free now; let my future self worry about it four years from now.

So after saying goodbye, he opened a portal and left.

After the group waved goodbye, Odysseus and Doctor Xue exchanged a glance, smiled at each other, and said, "Where else can Old Xue's harem be sold for a price?"

After agreeing to the contract, the dragons immediately handed over a large number of dragon blood fruits, various high-grade materials such as claws and dragon scales, as well as a large amount of precious metals and technology that could conduct magic as dowry.

They instantly thought of a way to make money, and the two hit it off immediately.

"Yes, brother. Yes."

Chapter 252 Little Dragon Girl's New Name

Life is not just about poetry and distant places, but also about the mundane necessities of life.

Anyway, he'll leave everything to his future self to figure out in four years. At least for the next four years, he'll still be a happy little sea tiger.

There are advantages too. When the time comes, I can use my status as a married person to shift the blame, and then drag out Little Dragon Girl and say, "Look, my daughter is so grown up."

But it seems like there's something very important going on when I get home, but never mind, it's not a big deal if I forget about it.

Since things have come to this, let's go home first.

……

At Xue Dinglu's home.

Fafnir had been staring at the main entrance for over six days.

"There's no need to rush. He'll probably be back either today or tomorrow." Aunt put the groceries she had just bought into a basin and began washing them, yawning every now and then.

"Hmm, Auntie, what kind of girl does Teacher like?" Fafnir rushed over to help her aunt wash vegetables, her tone full of coquettishness. If she had a tail, it would probably be wagging like a helicopter propeller by now.

"What kind of girl does Ah Xue like?" This question surprised Auntie.

To be honest, Xue Dinglu didn't know what his preferences were, or rather, he wasn't someone with many ideas; on the contrary, he was more accepting of family ties.

However, he thought of the cartoons that Xue Lude often liked to watch, and another of Xiao Xue's wives. She thought about the commonalities and then said, "Do you want to hear it?"

"Think about it!" Fafnir's illusory tail was practically creating a sonic boom.

My aunt said in a slightly teasing tone, "White clothes..."

Fafnir glanced at her blue clothes and immediately decided to order a white coat online.

"Wenjing..."

Fafnir immediately sat up straight and pretended to be a well-behaved girl.

"Wearing glasses..."

She immediately placed an order to get a pair of non-prescription glasses.

"White hair..."

Fafnir froze for a moment, then painfully touched her pale pink hair.

"Red eyes..."

She took out a mirror and looked at the golden pupils reflected in it, feeling even more desperate.

"huge?!"

With a decisive strike, Fafnir silently placed her hand on her neck, then smoothly moved her skill downwards to her lower abdomen, without any mountain blocking her way.

Yes, flat as a pancake, and utterly impoverished...

She collapsed onto the sofa, her carefully constructed image of a quiet and well-behaved girl completely shattered, leaving her looking like a salted fish that had lost all its dreams.

"And most importantly, there's not such a strong possessiveness or competitiveness, but rather a relaxed and easygoing feeling like that of family." The aunt concluded by stating what she considered to be the attributes.

She had already washed the greens and eggplant in her hands. Her knife skills were excellent; she chopped the eggplant in a very short time and picked out the greens one by one before starting to heat the pan.

"Gulp..." Fafnir swallowed hard and sank into the sofa cushions.

No way... At first, she could try to dye her pink hair white, but the later request is completely impossible...

To be honest, she didn't like the pink hair her mother gave her. Every time she looked at her hair, she was reminded of the dark and hopeless time she spent in the castle.

I only saw the sun for a few minutes each day, and the first half of my life felt like that of a caged bird.

The sound of slicing meat continued to come from the cutting board, and the oil in the pot made a bubbling sound. The aroma of the boiling oil made Valrhona swallow again.

She's been eating here for a few days and feels like she's gained weight.

Although the food in the kingdom is plentiful, it is mostly starchy paste similar to mashed potatoes, roasted meat, and some bizarre dishes where some lunatics chop off fish heads and put them on a plate.

Every meal felt like torture to her. She used to think that food was just supposed to taste like that, and that it was just to fill her stomach.

But after a few days here...

Stir-frying, deep-frying, braising, pan-frying, stewing, and simmering, plus KFC and McDonald's, in just a few days, she finally understood the meaning of the word "delicious food".

Even the simplest home-style stir-fry is something she never gets tired of.

At this moment, tears once again involuntarily streamed down my face.