The portable grandfathers that appear are all problematic.

Yun Xing is now able to perform simple activities. In fact, his injuries have completely healed. The previous lack of coordination was simply because he was close to brain death when Xue Dinglu saved him, and his soul was damaged.

A few days later, he was still able to move around easily, but he would probably have to stay in bed for a long time after the wedding to recover, since the damage to his soul had not yet fully healed.

Seemingly spotting Xue Luding and 5332 at the back of the crowd, Yun Xing awkwardly waved in their direction. The pink-haired girl beside him also waved happily back at Xue Luding.

Xue Dinglu nodded.

Next was Ronald's son's wedding, which followed almost the same steps. However, this shameful guy saw Xue Luding in the distance during the wedding and started crying, creating an awkward situation. But the emcee quickly smoothed things over.

Xue Dinglu offered a few words of encouragement, and the two young people officially entered into marriage, thus achieving a happy ending with their childhood sweethearts.

They are probably both happy. Both children lost their original families, but after coming to the capital, they both found new families. Now, Yunxing has become a councilor, and Ronald has become a professor at the magic academy.

They all ended up with their childhood sweethearts. Perhaps there were no major ups and downs, no dramatic plot twists, just a peaceful and uneventful life. That's fine.

Next came the more complicated wedding arrangements and procedures within the kingdom, which Xue Dinglu did not participate in. As he walked out of the hall, 5332 beside him exclaimed, "The two kids are getting married at such a young age..."

“Yes, but they should all be married by now, have their own careers, and have found their place in the world. That’s great.” Xue Dinglu smiled, looking at the sunset in the distance.

"How old are they?" 5332 asked.

“One is almost 16 years old, and the other is 15 years old… wait…” Xue Dinglu suddenly remembered the ages of the two little ones, and his expression became incredibly interesting.

"Um, what I'm trying to say is, aren't they a bit too young?" 5332 tentatively asked, "What's the legal marriage age in this country?"

"Let me see, 14 years old... thank goodness." Xue Dinglu looked at it and immediately felt relieved.

After all, different civilizations and races lead to different levels of maturity. For example, although they are the same age, a 30-year-old elf is still a young girl, while a 30-year-old human is already an aunt.

People in this world mature earlier, and because they have just recovered from the disaster of the giant beasts and everything is in need of rebuilding, the age of marriage is also earlier under the encouragement of childbirth, although their age of adulthood is 15.

From this perspective, it's understandable that the two kids got married right at the age of adulthood; it's not too outrageous.

"How old are you, brother?" 5332 continued to ask.

“18 years old, almost 19.” Xue Dinglu said, suddenly noticing that 5332’s gaze was very strange.

It roughly means, "Both of your students are married, what about you?"

Xue Law: "..."

Damn it, the grave of marriage is still chasing me! How come there are robots automatically pressuring me to get married even here?! Why are these things everywhere?!

He now misses the days when he was 17, when no one pressured him to get married. After all, he could openly say that he was still a minor and wouldn't have to deal with so much pressure to get married.

That's settled then. From now on, if anyone asks my age, I'll just say I'm 17 and a minor.

"Sigh..." 5332 sighed.

"What's wrong?" Xue Dinglu asked.

"The Empire's eldest princess is still unmarried, it's really worrying! As an imperial princess, she should be fulfilling her duty as a political asset, not just playing around all day." 5332 continued to talk about the Empire's messy affairs.

Xue's Law has heard this story countless times. Basically, it's about 5332 being dissatisfied that the empire's princess is still single and has no fiancé, feeling that she hasn't fulfilled her obligations.

Actually, Xue Law has wanted to complain for a long time. Why does a retired agricultural machine like you care about whether the Imperial Princess is married or not?

5332 remained silent, only letting out sighs through its loudspeaker.

It seems to genuinely care about the empire's situation and politics, displaying a sense of patriotism despite its humble position.

It's just that the Xue's Law, which it's concerned with, seems rather abstract.

Just then, Xue Dinglu saw several familiar faces.

Yunxing, Ronald, and Wuli, the three little ones, and the two girls holding Yunxing and Ronald's hands.

"Teacher, thank you. And thank you for calling in support, Mr. 5332." The two children stepped forward and handed the wedding snacks to Xue Dinglu and 5332 respectively.

"Um... I also wish you a happy marriage." 5332 seemed unsure of what to say, and managed to utter this sentence.

Looking at the two young couples, especially Ronald's wife who wasn't in good health, Xue Dinglu immediately realized something.

Xue Luding crafted three rings from the branches of the insect-eating tree. While chatting, he quickly used cursed blood to inscribe runes and blessings on them from his pocket.

Soon, Xue Luding created these three rings and left a little bit of pseudo-curse blood on them, just a means to provide the wearer with a little bit of protection.

As for this ring, relying solely on the materials and Xue Lude's blessing, it is already very close to the level of a Noble Phantasm. Perhaps it only needs to undergo the baptism of great deeds to become a true Noble Phantasm. Unbeknownst to him, after the old man from the 27th Squadron of the Interstellar Column taught Xue Lude how to forge Noble Phantasms, he gradually became a master of props.

After returning home, it seems I could make a few corresponding props for the family members as well.

After finishing the rings, Xue Dinglu immediately called the three little ones over separately, quietly gave them the rings, and said, "Teacher couldn't prepare a very good gift. This ring is a magical item. Wearing it can slowly improve a person's physique, provide vitality, and make them healthier. You two should put some effort into it and personally put it on your wives' fingers. Do you understand?"

Yunxing and Ronald nodded repeatedly like chickens pecking at rice, while Xue Lude also showed an expression of "this child is teachable".

As for Wu Li, she accepted the ring with a completely bewildered expression.

"The teacher doesn't discriminate, so you can keep it. You can give it to your significant other or family members when you meet someone you like." Xue Dinglu handed the last ring to Wu Li.

"Oh!" The girl took the ring and scratched her head, looking completely bewildered.

Next, Yunxing and Ronald each personally placed the rings on their wives' fingers, and both couples seemed to have happy smiles on their faces.

Xue Dinglu and 5332 walked away with the snacks, leaving only their backs in the sunset.

“Brother, I’m going back to the Empire too. Maybe we’ll meet again in the Star Squadron in the future,” 5332 said.

"Okay, goodbye." Xue Dinglu waved as well.

Finally, 5332 opened the wedding candy that Yunxing and Ronald had given it, and silently poured the candy and pastries into one of its pipes.

"You can eat this stuff?" Xue asked in shock.

“Of course, we can break anything down into energy in an emergency, including the corpses of insects,” 5332 said, urging, “Brother, you should try some too.”

Xue Dinglu took a bite of the pastry, and in an instant, his expression twisted; it was so sweet that he felt his brain trembling.

Seeing the malicious emoji displayed on 5332's camera, Xue Law instantly realized what was going on.

It had long known that the sugar content in things in this world was actually a lethal amount!

Why didn't I notice this before?

Oh right, it seems they used the bodies of local indigenous people before, which is why it wasn't discovered...

Okay, so how about that monarch who got himself into trouble and then reincarnated?

……

At this moment, the monarch who had been tricked by Xue's Law successfully reincarnated as a two-month-old baby. He watched the news on TV and began to silently extract magic power, reincarnating with his memories. This could be considered Xue's Law's final compensation to him.

The baby began to try to condense water, and soon his sheets were soaked.

The young mother had just seen her baby when she noticed the sheets were wet. In an instant, she flew into a rage, picked up the little rascal, and flicked him hard across the bed, yelling, "Why did you wet the bed again?! You wet the bed again!"

monarch:"……"

Chapter 322 Why are the new and old Deng only half-bodied?

My name is Xue Dinglu. I love playing the aristocrat's head-nodding game. I'm unmarried but have two kids. I live in Xuejiaqiao, Jiangcheng. I go to class at eight o'clock every morning and finish at five o'clock in the afternoon. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I go to bed at three o'clock every morning, and after a short nap, I get up again. Old Deng says I'm not far from death.

Xue Lude stared blankly at the advanced mathematics formulas on the blackboard. In the blink of an eye, the entire blackboard had turned into English.

Oh, so advanced mathematics is all letters!

However, relying on his memories from the parallel world, he gritted his teeth and kept up with the pace. After all, he had skipped class for more than half a week again, and this time when he came back, he was essentially starting directly from the second chapter of advanced mathematics.

He always thought he was a top student in high school, since he could basically understand everything at a glance and could be in the top three in the whole school by doing more practice problems.

But after arriving at USTC, he realized that he was just a genius among ordinary people, and this was merely the threshold to enter USTC.

And here, everyone is a genius like that.

With the addition of skipping classes and having my mind filled with magic, the knowledge I once learned gradually began to drift away from me, and I felt like I had suddenly gone from a top student to a slacker.

What made him even more upset was...

"Daddy, Daddy, Guangguang, I want Guangguang!" In the consciousness space, a childish voice kept shouting, which made Xue's Law, who was forcibly keeping up with the teacher's advanced mathematical thinking, even more troubled.

This is his second daughter, the Insect-Eating Tree. After discussing it with the family, she was named Xue Lingshu, which corresponds to Xue Linglong, the name of Xiaolongniang.

She hasn't taken human form yet, so everything she does every day is...

"Daddy, Daddy, I want to eat bugs! I want to drink water!" The tree thousands of meters tall in the consciousness space kept shaking its branches, making the consciousness space feel as if it had experienced a major earthquake.

Xue Luding's fingers bulged with veins, almost crushing the ballpoint pen in his hand. Then, Little Tree Mother stared at the derivative formula on the blackboard with a puzzled look, the leaves rustling, and said, "I don't understand."

Xue's Law: "Eh! No regrets for killing a woman!"

Xue Dinglu really had the urge to physically teach someone a lesson, but this interruption made him forget what had happened before.

Xue's Law only thinks about when his annoying, drafty little cotton-padded jacket will finally take human form, and then he can go home and play.

You could form a band, just like the eldest daughter in the family. You could go form a band and leave him at home drinking beer.

Meanwhile, the youngest daughter seemed completely unaware that Xue's Law was encountering the monster of derivatives in class, with higher-order implicit derivatives being as powerful as ghosts and gods, and that it took all her strength to barely defeat it... and she was just adding to the frustration.

"That's how higher-order differentiation works, do you understand?" the bald, Mediterranean-looking math teacher on the podium said.

"I don't understand!" Little Tree Mother blurted out, making Xue Dinglu's mind buzz.

This class is impossible to attend!

Xue Dinglu stared at the podium with a look of utter despair. Finally, the torture-like class and his little daughter's buzzing noise came to an end.

He quietly left the classroom and came into the sunlight, whereupon the little tree mother immediately made excited babbling sounds.

Xue Luding stared silently at the little tree girl, her dead fish eyes devoid of any hope for life.

How about we plant it on Earth? Or give it to Mom?

"You'd better not. I haven't finished dealing with the roots of the sacred tree underground in Boston yet. Don't give me something that will cause me even more trouble." A voice suddenly came.

Xue's Law then remembered that there was a huge thing underground in Boston.

However, he now has a way to get rid of that guy: he seals himself as a vessel.

Unfortunately, his consciousness space was already full.

Before Little Tree Mother left, there was no way to stuff that big thing inside.

He could only keep coaxing his daughter, unwilling to be bothered by her constant chatter in his ear.

Or, you could try to lull her to sleep.

But I'm sorry to say, Little Tree Mommy doesn't sleep!

Looking at the countdown, it was time to refresh the passengers again. However, looking at the giant tree in the consciousness space that seemed to have surpassed the subspace, Xue Luding sighed, hoping that the new passengers would not be frightened.

Or, perhaps the new person can help soothe this troublesome little darling.

When the countdown reached zero, half of my body suddenly fell into the consciousness space.

Xue Law: “?”

The lower half of the body stood in the space of consciousness, without an upper body, only organs and the constantly writhing fleshy buds were born at the cut of the lower body.

"Jailer! Is that you, jailer? I've found your butt!" Xue Dinglu looked at the half-dead corpse...

Oh, it's the Ninth Apostle...

Xue's eyes returned to their deadpan state. This time, the passengers were not even alive; they had no consciousness and were just half a body.

Oh, it seems he cut off this half of the body.

The upper half of the body was inside the interstellar column, while the lower half of the body should have been swept away by the spatial turbulence, but somehow it returned to its own consciousness space after going around in circles.

So, is this passenger half of the body?

"Yes, it would be a waste to throw this away. It's better to use it as fertilizer for our granddaughter than to leave it in some dark, sunless void," Mom said.

Xue Lude continued to stare with his dead fish eyes. It seemed that nothing had happened this time. The universe was so peaceful, and there were no signs of apostles causing trouble. This was completely different from the past.

"With this, my granddaughter should be able to grow up quickly and successfully transform into human form."

"Oh, thank you, Mom. I love you, Mom. Xue Lingshu, quickly say thank you to Grandma!" Xue Dinglu immediately changed his expression and said to the little tree mother in the consciousness space.

"Thank you, Grandma!" Little Tree Mother seemed not to know who Grandma was, but she decisively listened to Xue Dinglu's words and said directly.

Earth's consciousness seemed to give a soft hum, then ignored it and fell into a deep sleep.

Xue Dinglu happily put away his lower body, which was extremely nutritious.

If broken up, it might become the best fertilizer for the little tree mother.

However, Xue Lude was still cautious and did not feed it directly. After all, this was the lower half of the apostle's body, and there was no guarantee that there would be something strange inside. If he really fed it to Little Tree Mother rashly, causing her to be possessed and then commit patricide without regret, then Xue Lude would really have nowhere to cry.