The portable grandfathers that appear are all problematic.

However, Xue's Law chose to respect this decision. Perhaps what Howard lacks is not a family, but maternal love. He can simply find a wife who calls him "Mom" every day.

"Alright, I've finished my business. I've also gotten you the strategist you wanted." Xue Dinglu prepared to clap his hands and leave this world.

"Aren't you going to stay for a meal? Ever since Bai Ya and Siam came back, they've been talking about their life at your house," the old Demon Emperor said.

"No need. It's better not to tell those two kids that they've been here. After all, this is their hometown, not Earth. Let them come back to me and hand in their exam papers after they've truly fulfilled their dreams." Xue Dinglu smiled and waved goodbye.

The next moment, Xue Dinglu left this world by slashing open a cross-shaped portal.

……

Meanwhile, Howard was excitedly preparing to go out and start looking for his other half.

Along the way, Howard began to observe this new world, and just as Xue's Law had said, it was full of beautiful animal-eared girls.

Even those people wearing helmets and dusting on the ground still had naturally beautiful faces visible beneath their construction worker clothes.

Sure enough, my good brother never lies to me!

This is the world I want, this is the place I want to be!

But why do these pretty animal-eared girls like to scream?

"Power, I command you to come forth!"

"Hey! You dangerous dog, watch me beat you up!"

"You inherently evil insects, how dare you devour our food! Come! Come! Come! You shall die under my invincible insecticide!"

"Your purity is not high enough!"

……

A strange scream rang in his ears, and Howard slowly typed out a question mark.

Is this right?

He glanced at the tavern entrance, where a very beautiful catgirl was smiling at him.

Yes, yes, yes!

The strange noises are probably just part of the cultural traditions of this other world; you'll get used to them eventually.

He walked straight into the tavern and was immediately dazzled by the sight of so many different kinds of beast-eared girls.

There were dragon girls with wings, snake girls with no legs and only snake tails, and countless other beautiful girls he had never seen before.

He felt like he was living in paradise. After quietly observing everyone, he finally saw a woman sitting silently at the bar, drinking her beverage... Tiger Girl?

Howard's eyes widened instantly. The woman seemed to be quite old, with a weathered face. She sat alone at the bar, her fingertips lightly tapping the rim of her glass. Her silver-gray hair was tinged with dust, and her tiger-like ears trembled slightly at the sound of music coming from afar.

She took a sip of wine, letting out a barely audible sigh. Her collar was slightly open, revealing a section of her collarbone, where an old scar was faintly visible. Her tail was unconsciously curled beside the chair leg, its gray fur somewhat disheveled, the tip occasionally brushing the ground as if she were a little uneasy.

For some reason, this woman, who seemed to have a story to tell, instantly caught his eye.

He quietly approached the woman, ordered a drink, and said somewhat awkwardly, "Hello..."

The half-drunk woman beside him glanced at him but didn't say anything more. She simply drank her wine again, and her earlobes, which seemed to carry the marks of time, trembled slightly.

Howard just stared at her blankly, as if he were completely captivated.

"You want to sleep with me?" A woman's voice suddenly came, startling Howard.

"No...no...I just...I have a good impression of you, ma'am, well, that's it, I'd like to get to know you..." Howard suddenly became a little flustered.

For some reason, seeing this weathered woman, he suddenly wanted to give her a home, to give her some warmth, and then depend on each other for life, to stay together forever, and to make this woman, who was like his mother, a member of his family.

"In the end, you just want to sleep with me." The woman downed her drink in one gulp, as if she were completely drunk, and said, "Let's go together."

Howard: "???"

What's going on? Why did they leave together? He was planning to come here first to make his name known and get their contact information, and then slowly build a relationship. Why did they leave together so soon?

"Go and practice! Beat me, and I'll sleep with you! Only the one who defeats me is qualified to be my man!" However, the woman's aura suddenly surged, and the next moment, a phantom of a Tyrannosaurus Rex appeared behind her, its blood-red maw gaping wide.

Howard: "?"

wrong!

No, no, no!

Then, while he was still in a daze, in an instant, the seemingly frail and worn-out woman grabbed his collar, lifted him up, and dragged him out of the tavern.

Howard was completely stunned, while the people around him burst into boos and cheers.

"The boss beat this little puppy to his knees, the boss is invincible!"

"Hahaha, which brat is bothering Big Sister this time? Speaking of which, Big Sister, you're really popular with the brats."

"Smash his balls, boss! I want to see rivers of blood!"

A series of jeers sent chills down Howard's spine. He stared in horror at the woman who could lift him up like a chick with one hand. He felt that this woman was a completely different person from the weathered and frail woman he had seen before.

What on earth is going on?! Something's wrong, something's wrong with this world!

“Kid, I’ll give you a chance to pursue me, but on the condition that…” The woman threw Howard to the ground, her mouth snarling like a tiger ready to devour its prey, “Defeat me! Or satisfy me, let me see your purity! Rampaging dragon, come out here! Bam!”

Behind the woman, a terrifying Tyrannosaurus Rex emerged from her shoulder, roaring to the sky.

"Defeat me, and I'll become your woman, a wife and mother to you. Otherwise, I'll beat you to your knees and drag you into a secret room! Hah!"

Looking at the soaring female Tyrannosaurus Rex, and the woman who now seemed excited to the point of bloodlust, so different from her previous frail appearance...

Howard silently typed out a question mark.

I'm fighting a female Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Will it win?

Is there something seriously wrong with this world?

"Ah oh oh ho ho, ah ho ho ho ah!" Under the moonlight, someone who had just arrived in this world let out an extremely rhythmic and shrill scream.

Chapter 369 The Old Undead Descends Beside Me

After leaving that world, Xue Daoli felt as if he had forgotten something.

Yes, I forgot to remind Howard that the first step to winning over those beast-eared girls is to defeat them.

In a world where purity enters the brain and vomit replaces thought, don't expect any normal views on love.

Perhaps the next generation of children won't be like this, but those polluters who were liberated from the eternal winter rule of the dragons will probably all be a bunch of lunatics.

I forgot to inform Howard about this, it shouldn't be a big problem, right?

Maybe?

Xue Law began to have some doubts. Could it be that Howard was beaten to his knees and developed a psychological trauma, and then fell in love with the pretty Xiao Nanliang over there?

After all, in that world, boys and girls didn't start to experience significant secondary development until they were over sixteen years old.

Oh well, good luck to you.

Before that, Xue noticed some changes in the [Glimmering Sand] on his body.

The amount of sand inside had clearly increased, and Xue's perception was not an illusion; he felt his emotions had recovered considerably.

For example, when Howard died of decompression sickness, he was angry that he hadn't paid attention in class.

Besides regulating emotions, this treasure can also store energy. According to his senses, if he were to use the existing sand within, he could use the power of the Destroyer God for about 3 minutes without the support of the world's consciousness.

Xue Luding took a deep breath. He suddenly felt that this treasure was more like a backup hidden energy source, capable of storing up energy that he didn't usually need and then unleashing it all at once when needed.

However, the "Glimmering Sands" do not collect energy, but rather abstract concepts like "beauty and hope."

Xue Law doesn't know if this stored beauty and hope will be taken back. Maybe when Howard is beaten to his knees by the beast-eared girl, the sand inside will be reduced?

Let's see in a couple of days...

Unbeknownst to Xue, Howard was caught and given a severe beating the moment he left, and was now groaning in the medical room while waiting for his medication.

His dream of another world shattered...

Why did that seemingly frail and fragile woman suddenly let out a strange cry, shouting something like "Power, I command you to come out," and then a Tyrannosaurus Rex grew from her shoulder?

What kind of crazy world is this?!

"Don't try to confess your feelings like others if you're not pure enough, or you'll end up like this. Only after you've mastered your own purity can you have the right to choose a partner!" The doctor in the medical room unceremoniously took out a needle and sucked out the medicine from the bottle.

"Oh... how do I obtain purity?" Howard asked.

Although he hadn't been in this world for long, the words he heard most often were power, puva, ​​and purity.

He realized that purity might be the extraordinary power of this world, so to have the right to choose a mate, one must control purity!

“Purity, I’ll demonstrate it for you.” The doctor silently took out the needle, and the next moment, his face was covered with shadows and lines.

Howard: "..."

"You bunch of inherently evil wounds and germs, come! Die on my Netherworld Soul-Chasing Needles!" the doctor roared.

Howard was stunned, but what stunned him even more was that his wound instantly detached from his body, turning into a bloody, bacteria-covered monster.

The monster roared, "You damned quack! I'll make this brat suffer eternal infection and pain! You won't stop me!"

Howard: "???"

"Eh! Enough talk, just take my antibiotic and tetanus shot!"

"You've been waiting for me! Trauma bacteria, come out! Eat!"

The monster and the doctor fought each other. The doctor's scalpel and needles easily severed the monster's limbs. After the monster stubbornly said, "I will be back," the entire medical room fell silent.

Howard: "Tear!"

He was stabbed hard in the buttocks, and the moment the cold liquid entered his anus, he felt his whole body tremble violently.

"Alright, this is purity. Your wound has been stunned by my purity, and it should be almost healed by tomorrow," the doctor calmly stated, stating the common sense of this world.

If the commander hadn't come to ask him to teach this newcomer, he wouldn't have come to demonstrate to this kid just because of this injury.

After all, he was a pure divine healer who possessed the "Blood of the False Curse".

Howard: "?"

What kind of purity is this stuff? It turns out it can mimic all difficulties as enemies. So, if you defeat those mimicked enemies, you can defeat the difficulties?

What kind of insane world is this?

Damn it, I want to go home, I want to go home!

I don't want pretty animal-eared girls anymore, I want to go home, I want to go back to Boston and be a happy homeless person!

However, there is no Boston here, only Boston. The doors are welded shut; don't even think about getting off.

As Howard struggled to leave the medical room, he stared blankly at the doorway where a tiger-woman stood with her arms crossed.

Howard shuddered instantly and immediately prepared to run away.

However, the next moment, his collar was grabbed and he was lifted up.

"Kid, if you want to pursue me, don't act like a weakling. If other people knew that only people like you were pursuing me, you would ruin my reputation!"

Howard: "..."

Sister, I was wrong. Please forgive me. I take back what I said before. Otherwise, I'll stay single for the rest of my life...

"So I've decided that I'll at least teach you what purity is before I let you go! That's why I'll beat you to your knees every time I see you, until I'm satisfied!"

Howard: "..."

"Ooh o ...

"I understand what purity is now! Xue's Law, you deserve to die!"

"Lao Xue, how could you be so mean! If I ever get the chance to go back, I'm going to kick your ass hard with Aunt Mary's leather boots!"

Every time he thinks about why he was so crazy as to want to go to another world, and why Xue Dinglu smiled like that when he heard that he was going to another world, he wishes he could go back to yesterday and beat up his good-for-nothing self!

This means we've already mastered the basics of purity!

"Ancient Biological Magic - Killing Xue Ba Fist - Ultimate True Form! Ye!" Howard roared, and countless ancient biological overlords appeared around him.

There are Anomalocaris from hundreds of millions of years ago, the surviving trilobite, the giant nautilus, and the Permian Gyrodon... These ancient creature phantoms are all stained with dragon blood, fierce and ferocious.

These are all the ancient species he researched and published papers on when he was a paleontology teaching assistant! This is the power surging from within him! This is his purity!