[Blessing Spell (Rank C): Grants a blessing to someone. If the recipient happens to encounter a talking animal, the blessing will be fulfilled.]
[Communication Skills (Rank C): Grants other small animals the ability to speak human language.]
[Bread Making Skill (Rank C): Able to conjure bread of various flavors at will.]
[Life-Giving Spell (Rank B): Can imbue other inanimate objects with life.]
[Cleaning Technique (Level C): Quickly removes dirt and keeps the skin fresh.]
……
This is just the tip of the iceberg of the old man's magic. His magical style is like this.
This isn't magic at all!
Especially the bread-making and life-creating magic that create things from nothing—doesn't that completely violate the principle of conservation of magic?
Xue Dinglu's familiar knowledge of magic seemed to shatter at this moment; he never expected that magic could have such a strange variant.
The old man kept staring at the deconstructed Holy Sword of Salvation. Several of his quills had already gone out of commission. The quills, which had been given life by the life-giving magic, even ran up to the old man after being exploited and splashed ink all over his face. The old man had to yell and make the five quills take turns on duty before he could calm them down.
Xue Law: "..."
"If this isn't magic, how can it possibly bring together the wishes of all living beings in the world?" The old man had almost plucked all of his goatee, yet he was still studying the Holy Sword of Salvation.
It seems that Xue's Law's magic is an even bigger problem for him.
The two looked at each other, both displaying expressions of embarrassment and awkwardness.
It can be confirmed that although both of them use what is called "magic," they are completely different systems.
During their conversation, Xue also discovered that the old man's world was an incredibly fantastical one, with Sky Island in the clouds, home to a kingdom of giants, and Lilliput in the east, where the little people were only the size of a hand.
In the vast ocean, countless little mermaids with teardrops swim freely; in the distant Silver Kingdom, dragons lurk, eyeing the treasure; witches concoct potions deep within the forest; and adorable little animals may utter human language at any moment.
An adventurer falls into a cave and is said to have arrived in a bizarre and wondrous land; in the deserts of the far east, there are said to be enormous monsters and spirits that can grant wishes…
Xue Law: "..."
No wonder the old man's movements were so exaggerated and comical. Xue Dinglu closed his eyes; he had finally figured it out.
This old man's world isn't a real world at all; it's a fairy tale world!
He's the kind of guy who's just a background character in a fairy tale, the kind of guy who's portrayed as a world-famous old magician.
Sure enough, he said that the old man's magic had a strange smell, and there were many bizarre spells that were completely illogical and subverted the laws of conservation of matter and energy. Xue Law didn't know just how outrageous that fairy tale world was to be able to give birth to such strange spells.
The magic and sorcery that Xue Dinglu is familiar with are actually alternative sciences: fireballs, lightning, magic shields, spell arrays, and energy control.
The old man's world, on the other hand, is purely functional magic, consisting of transformation, spells, divination, persuasion, bestowal, charm, and so on...
This led to Xue Law looking at the old man's magic as if it were a book written in heaven, finding it illogical, while the old man also found Xue Law's magic illogical.
Meanwhile, the old man also received a cell phone. Looking at this strange little box that could display images and sounds, the old man frantically scratched his beard. And when Xue Lude opened "Ultraman Tiga", the old man plucked out several more hairs from his beard.
After that, the old man gradually became obsessed with tokusatsu dramas.
Xue Lude sat at his own doorstep, looking at this strange magic and really felt a headache coming on.
He was actually quite interested in the magic of many old men, such as the Cleaning spell and the Bread spell. Although they were of low rank, they could genuinely improve one's quality of life.
There are also life-giving magic and communication magic. Life-giving magic can give life to inanimate objects, like the old man's broken quill pen, while communication magic can communicate with anything.
In the future, will Xue's Law be able to directly communicate with the consciousness of other planets using communication techniques, instead of having to launch a large-scale divine descent ritual and risk his life to find the consciousness of a planet?
Even though he felt he knew all the spells, he still said to his own flowerpot, "Sheep Transformation!"
The flowerpot did not react at all.
Old Wang's dog happened to pass by, and in an instant, Xue Luding grabbed it by the scruff of its neck and lifted it in front of him, repeatedly using "communication techniques" on the dog!
Dog: "Woof woof woof..."
"Cleaning Technique!"
The dog barked even louder and struggled incessantly, the dirt and dust on its body shaking.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? Is someone stealing a dog?" Neighbor Grandpa Wang seemed to have heard his dog's screams. When he came out, he saw Xue Luding holding the dog by the scruff of its neck with one hand and pointing the dog's nose repeatedly with the "Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger" with the other.
Grandpa Wang was speechless, wondering why Xue was messing around with his dog all day.
"Hey, Xue kid, what are you doing? I can hear Laifu's screams even from across the mahjong parlor," came Grandpa Wang's voice.
Xue Daolu immediately put the dog down, feeling embarrassed. The dog then ran behind Grandpa Wang and started barking at Xue Daolu.
"It's nothing, just playing with it," Xue Dinglu said immediately. He couldn't very well say that he had just used the dog as a guinea pig for testing fairy tale magic, could he?
“I have a few puppies that are a little over a month old. Do you want one? If you do, I’ll bring you one,” Grandpa Wang said immediately.
"No need, no need, I'm at school every day, I don't have time to raise it..." Xue Dinglu immediately refused.
Fafnir would probably love to have a puppy, but Xue Dinglu really doesn't have the time. He feels that by the time he goes to another world, the puppy will be long gone when he comes back.
He also mentioned that his family used to keep a large black dog when he was a child, but it disappeared after the fire.
Some people say that it was because the dog kept barking at its own door that it attracted the firefighter who was rescuing the person, which allowed Xue Lude to be rescued.
Since then, Xue has never kept any pets again.
He can't possibly catch two small animals to kill and use as backup materials for the Skybreaker's summoning, can he? It's not that simple.
Chapter 141 How dare he invade Earth? What an arrogant country bumpkin!
The dog went home with Grandpa Wang. As it was leaving, it kept barking at Xue Dinglu in very offensive language. It seems to hold a grudge. It's likely that it will be barked at the whole way when it passes by Grandpa Wang's house in the future.
"Woof woof woof, you little rascal, just you wait! Woof woof woof!"
The dog's barking faded into the distance, and Xue Dinglu was stunned for a moment.
Wait, did it just speak?
Xue immediately wanted to catch it again, but thought he couldn't just grab a dog and then piss it off; didn't Grandpa Li next door have a cat?
So soon, Xue Dinglu dragged the neighbor's orange cat over, pointed at its nose, and said, "Communication skills, talk to me!"
"Transform! Transform!"
"Transform now!"
Orange cat: "???"
……
While Xue Lude was racking his brains to learn fairy tale magic, the old man in the consciousness space was watching the monsters, airplanes, and Sukuna in Ultraman...
There were too many things he couldn't understand no matter how hard he tried, but he was also used to immersing himself in the story, looking at this fantastical and unpredictable world.
"What a bizarre and wonderful world!" Xue Dinglu and the old man exclaimed at the same time.
The day passed quietly, and it was also the last day of Xue Luding's leave. He didn't expect that he would spend most of the day pointing at the orange cat at his door and using shapeshifting magic.
Even though the orange cat was asleep, Xue's transformation technique still didn't work.
"What the heck? Is the magic of fairy tales incompatible with my world? Or is it just my imagination that the dog is talking?" Looking at all the spells recorded in his notebook, Xue Luding really thought that might be the case.
Magic in fairy tales is too difficult. He should develop the ultimate guillotine and the Sky-Splitting Guillotine after the original Guillotine; that would be more realistic.
The main magic he uses is modified from the old undead's divine spells. He especially loves light magic, as well as some functional support spells, such as portals. He can now create portals with his bare hands.
As for fairy tale magic, he doesn't seem to have any talent for it.
"Since things have come to this, let's eat first," Xue Dinglu said, looking at the darkening sky.
The orange cat was asleep at the door, which made Xue Luding angry. This was the first time he had spent most of the day without learning any magic. In the past, he could learn anything instantly, whether it was studying, swordsmanship, or magic.
I flicked the orange cat's head hard, and only let it go after it meowed in pain.
The orange cat's cursing was very unpleasant, and Xue Dinglu also staggered out of the village and came to the commercial street across the street.
Xuejiaqiao is quite strange; the entrance to the village is right next to the subway station, and across the street is a bustling commercial street.
He could feel the stark difference between the countryside and the city in just a few steps.
Even if you walk a little further ahead, you'll reach the most bustling CBD area, where large department stores and shopping centers are located.
Although this area is considered a new city, it is becoming increasingly prosperous due to its proximity to the University of Science and Technology of China.
In a few years, Xuejiaqiao Village may be completely demolished and replaced with a new residential area.
"Junior!" A familiar voice suddenly came from afar.
Xue Luding stared blankly at the large group of people in the square. There was deafening square dancing, and many people were gathered together. Xue Luding didn't know who was calling him.
He then felt a light elbow to the head, and then saw his familiar senior with a bass guitar slung over her shoulder, greeting him.
"Senior Sister Lian Shan?" Xue Luding asked in confusion. He had been through a lot recently, so he selectively forgot some less important things. Looking at this senior's face, he remembered that she was the "H" level senior that the brave uncle had mentioned.
This was his only memory of the name, and he didn't know if he had remembered it wrong.
"Wow, junior, you still remember my name, I'm so touched." The senior was wearing a loose-fitting jacket, but with a skirt on the bottom, which looked a bit mismatched. This fashion sense easily made Xue Dinglu think of that loser Ronald.
"Junior, you've been on leave for so long again. Are you out filming again?" The senior handed over a can of Coke, which Xue accepted somewhat embarrassedly.
"I guess so. What are you all doing, seniors?" He looked in the direction the seniors had come from, where many female college students seemed to be packing up their instruments, chatting happily together.
A girl group? How could Xue Law see something like that in the real world? Are you guys going to be in a band for the rest of your lives?
"Haha, quite a few of us in the literature club like musical instruments, so we have a small band. Our literature club always has a performance at the New Year's Eve party. Today, a few of the senior students came to this square to try it out and earn some pocket money." The senior student smiled and pointed over there to Xue Dinglu.
Xue's Law did indeed see many onlookers scan the QR code to tip, and then the band's lead singer would express his gratitude and request songs.
Women's college students have quite a rich extracurricular life.
Meanwhile, the male students are probably still fighting bravely in their dorms, either planting the bomb at point B or ganking at level 3.
"Let's talk later, senior. I'm going to have dinner now," Xue Dinglu said politely, waving his hand.
"Okay, see you at school. I'm also looking forward to your next movie." The senior waved.
Xue Dinglu gave an awkward yet polite smile.
When Lian Shan returned to the band, many of the other senior students looked at Xue Dinglu with longing.
"Lian Shan, is that your boyfriend?" the drummer immediately asked.
"He's...not yet...a freshman, we've met a few times."
The eyes of the others lit up instantly. Those with boyfriends wanted to kick them to the curb, not to mention those who were single. Some even boldly went up to Xue and asked for his WeChat.
As Xue Dinglu walked into the noodle shop, he almost bumped into another female student. He gave her a deadpan look and politely declined her invitation and WeChat message.
Ah, youth.
……
Meanwhile, Xue Luding was hiding from the female students, and in his consciousness space, the old man kept watching Ultraman.
In a faraway forest, the trees stand tall and strong, their branches intertwining to form a natural dome. Moonlight filters through the sparse treetops, casting dappled shadows.
This is a death forest at the University of Tokyo. Its primitive and twisted mountain landscape and forest environment attract a large number of fearless tourists to come and explore. Many people have accidents every year, but the number of tourists continues to increase.
In this primeval forest, a portal quietly opened, and a heavily armored knight carrying a large shield stepped out.
“Princess Frena, the world here is safe for now. It seems we are saved.” The heavily armored knight breathed a sigh of relief. Then, several lightly armored knights emerged from the portal, along with an elderly man with gray hair and a beautiful princess following behind him.
"Where is this?" The princess looked innocently at the primeval jungle. She seemed very afraid of this unfamiliar environment. Just now, her kingdom had been occupied by a dragon, and the capital had been destroyed by thorns and flowers. Only her knights and the kingdom's magicians had escaped.
She feels lost and confused about the world right now, and doesn't know what to do.
"Your Highness, we don't know where we've been teleported to, but we should first investigate this country, then conquer a few farms and restore our kingdom!" the heavily armored knight commander said righteously.
"Restore the country?"
"Yes, Your Highness, the witch cursed our country. The king and queen are imprisoned by thorns in the deepest part of the palace. The witch even released a giant dragon. In the end, we could only take you, the only one who was unaffected, and escape first." The knight commander's tone was very sad.
He knelt on one knee, and then the other lightly armed knights also knelt down, saying, "Your Highness, we only hope that you can restore the kingdom here, and then gather enough power to deal with the witch. We will return to the Silver Kingdom and rescue the King and Queen!"
"In this life, we will make you our king, and our spears will be aimed wherever you are."
The knights began to take their oaths.
The old mage looked at the world, then grabbed a forest squirrel, chanted a spell, and said, "Furry little sprite, take us to the nearest village!"
"Okay...okay..." The squirrel actually spoke reluctantly. It had no choice but to submit to the tyranny of this alien and lead them toward the nearest village. But as if it had gained some intelligence, it bargained, "But I want 10 pine cones as payment!"
Magician: "..."
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