Is it wrong to try to meet someone in a dungeon?

Belle: "Ah, Winnie, you shouldn't do things that make other people unhappy."

Winnie: "Huh?"

Bell: "Vinnie likes Haruhime too, right? Then let's not do anything that would upset Haruhime, okay?"

Haruhime: "Lord Bell..."

Winnie: "Okay, sure! I won't do it again! I like Haruhime!"

Haruhime: "Lord Bell, Lady Winnie, I am so grateful..." (interrupted by Hestia)

Hestia: "Naive!"

Bell: "God, God?!"

Hestia: "Naive, so naive! A child who does something wrong must be punished to make her understand that she was wrong."

Bell: "Ah, but... but..."

Hestia: "Being gentle doesn't necessarily mean you're doing the right thing for this child."

Haruhime: "Ah..." (at the same time as Bell)

Bell: "Huh?!" (At the same time as Haruhime)

Hestia said, "Listen carefully, Winnie. The saying 'trouble comes from the mouth' applies here. Even unintentional words, or even a slight mistake, can lead to great danger."

Winnie: "Danger?!"

Hestia: "Yes, that's right! I'll show you that kind of scene next in our pretend play."

Winnie: "Yes, learning through playing house!"

Bell: "W-What exactly happened...?"

Haruhime: "I don't know..."

(Transition)

Winnie: "Haruhime's so lewd~, Haruhime's so lewd~!"

Haruhime: "Lady Vinnie, please don't do this!"

Winnie: "Haruhime is so lewd!"

Hestia: "What, you seem to be having a lot of fun playing tricks on my little sister?"

Haruhime: "Eh—?"

Belle: "Although the imitation isn't very accurate, is this Miss Aisha?!"

Hestia: "Hmph—? Is this the little girl who mocked my little sister?"

Winnie: "My name is Winnie!"

Hestia: "Oh ho ho, what a fearless young girl. I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget—"

Haruhime: "Lady Hestia's image of Miss Aisha is so wicked."

Belle: "Miss Aisha wouldn't be so serious about a child!"

Hestia: "Don't bark!"

Bell: "This time it's Miss Ryu?!"

It's hard to believe that Haruhime's imitation is convincing...

Hestia: "Hey, little girl, adventurers have a saying about making clean breaks, you know?"

Bell: "And then it's Mr. Mordo again?! Even Mr. Mordo wouldn't threaten a child... oh no, I think he would."

Hestia: "Hey! Are you only giving me such a terrible evaluation?! Do you guys want to fight?!"

Winnie: "Hey!" (Throws a heavy punch!)

Hestia: "Puhaa ...

Bell: "God?!"

Winnie: "No fighting! Unforgivable!"

Chun-hime: "'Loose lips sink ships'—now this has come true."

Bell: "Ah...hahahahaha..."

(Transition)

(The sun sets in the west, and crows caw and fly.)

Lily: "Ah... I'm finally back. After adding new members, another one has joined as a boarder... With that, just buying things won't be easy."

Winnie: "No—!" (Background)

Lily: "Huh?! That mournful cry just now... could it have been Lady Winnie?!"

Hestia: "Hehehehe, all of you better behave yourselves. Don't you care what happens to this little girl?!" (Tense background music)

Bell: "Cough, how despicable... that damned demon Hestia!"

Winnie: "I'm just a police officer! Help me!"

Hestia: "Hahahaha! Surrender now, state power!"

Lily's "Lily Flying Kick~!"

Hestia: "Waaaaaahh ...

Bell: "God!"

Winnie: "Wow, Lily's flying kick is amazing!"

Lily: "What are you doing, Lady Hestia, arresting Lady Winnie?!"

Hestia: "Wait! It's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding! This is just playing house!"

Lily: "...Huh?"

Bell: "Ah, well... after trying out many scenarios, Winnie really wants to act in something like a heroic legend..."

Haruhime said she wanted to try playing a princess this time, and then Lady Hestia played the villain.

Lily: "No, wait, wait, my understanding can't keep up with your pace."

Winnie: "Hey, Lily, want to play too?"

Lily: "What?!"

Winnie: "Next up, Lily will play the hero!"

Lily: "No?! Why would Lily do something like that?!"

Winnie: "Because we're a family!"

Lily: "Huh?"

Winnie: "I love everyone in my family, so I want everyone to play together! That way, I'll like them even more!"

Hestia: "That's right, that's right! Give up struggling, Supporter! You want to join in this pretend play too!"

Haruhime: "Yes, it's definitely more enjoyable that way."

Bell: "Hehe, um, let's come together, Lily."

Hestia: "Alright! The orders from both the God of War and the Captain are settled. Vinnie, what kind of pretend play are we going to do next?"

Lily: "No, no, don't steer the conversation in this direction!"

(Laughter from the crowd)

Lily: "Seriously, Lily is really worried! Hmm—!"

(Conclusion)

Winnie: "Playing house is so much fun!"

(Continued in the next article)

Season 3 Blu-ray bonus features: Letter from the Heretic; Drama CD: The Familia - All Members Play House Together

The online translation is from the Kingdom of Light

Translated by: Zhu Jiu

Winnie: "Lily Mommy~, breasts~!" (meaning she wants milk)

Lily: "Honestly... Winnie is such a spoiled brat. Just a moment."

Winnie: "Mmm! Oppai~! Oppai~!"

"Miss Lily... what's going on...?"

"Lily, how come you have breast milk?" Welf asked.

Lily: "Waaaaah! Lord Fate, Lord Welf?!"

"When did you...! Oh no, breastfeeding Winnie is a bit..." Welf said.

Lily: "No, no, no, no, don't misunderstand!! This is just playing house—!"

The two of them exclaimed, "Huh?"

(Announcer)

Winnie (Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon III: Bonus Drama CD - The Familia Plays House Together)

Hestia: "Anyway, that's how it is. To help Winnie understand common sense and consensus, we played house."

"So, Miss Lily was preparing to breastfeed Miss Winnie to teach her what a mother is?... "

Lily: "Please don't explain it again! Are you trying to drive me crazy?!"

Haruhime: "However, Lady Lily's mother is quite skilled."

Belle: "Yes, just like a real mother."

Winnie: "I love Lily's breasts~!"

Lily: "Please don't make such misleading statements! Lily's breasts...have never been sucked by anyone!"

Welf: "Your words are more likely to be misunderstood..."

"Understood. Since it's for Miss Winnie's sake, then we won't hesitate to help."

Will Winnie and Welff play house with me too?

"Yes, of course!"

Haruhime: "My Lady of Destiny has been very good at playing house since she was a child."

Hestia: "Does playing house have a distinction between being good at it and not being good at it...?"

"It's nothing. As part of ninja training, the skill of impersonating others is essential."

Bell "suddenly became a very suspicious topic..."

"In short, let's give it a try first. With so many people involved, we can create even more diverse settings."

Welf: "Hey, I can't act."

Hestia: "Well then, let's try it out first~"

Welf: "Are you even listening to me?!"

Hestia: "At times like these, you need to rely on your drive and spirit to get through it, you know, Wilf. Let me think... how about we have everyone play roles similar to their usual positions?"

"Usually?" Welf asked.

Hestia: "Exactly. For example, if Welf played the eldest son, wouldn't that feel just like before?"

Welf: "I...so I'm the eldest son."

Winnie: "Ah... Welf, don't you want to play?"

Welf: "Uh, no, that's not what I meant..."

"Hahaha, Mr. Welf has lost! Well then, let's start playing house!"

Welf: "Hmm..."