Is it wrong to try to meet someone in a dungeon?

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Haruhime: "Little girl~, little girl~"

Winnie: "Hey?"

Haruhime: "How about we go somewhere fun with a girl whose head is covered by a cloth and who's wearing sunglasses, so we can't even tell what she looks like, and who looks like she's going to do something lewd? They have delicious fried potato balls there, and they even have creamy bean flour flavored ones~"

Winnie: "I want to eat it! I want to go!"

Lily has a problem!

Haruhime: "Well then, if you come with me, you can touch this tail too."

Winnie: "I want to touch it! I want to go!"

Lily: "Something's wrong! Something's wrong! Something's wrong! Honestly, she's so careless! Looks like she needs to be taught a lesson..." (interrupted)

Bell: "Hey you fox-man over there, what are you doing!" (Stern warning)

Haruhime: "W-This voice is... Ah! Could you be the legendary...!"

Bell: "That's right! I'm just a legendary policeman!"

"What kind of policeman is that?!" Welf exclaimed.

"He should be an unimaginably capable police officer!"

Bell: "You suspicious individual with your head covered and face obscured by a cloth, wearing sunglasses! You're under arrest!"

Haruhime: "Eek—!"

Winnie: "Police officers...they're really handsome!"

Bell: "Phew...Are you alright? There are a lot of weirdos around here, be careful."

Welf: "Hey, you're calling your companions perverts."

"Mr. Bell is really getting into character!"

Lily: "Th-that..."

Belle: "Oh, are you the child's mother? I'm so glad your daughter is safe and sound!"

Lily: "Thank you so much. How can I possibly repay you...?"

Bell: "No, I was just doing what a legendary policeman should do."

Lily: "Ah~, how reliable~!...Please marry Lily!!"

Bell: "What's going on?!"

Lily: "Come on, let's get married! Right now, right here, please become the father of this child!"

Bell: "?! No, wait, I don't have that kind of..."

Lily: "This is the best way to help Lady Winnie understand the concept of a burden! Alright, Lady Bell, hurry up and marry me—..." (interrupted)

Hestia: "Whoa—!" (Charges in and starts beating people up. Translated from the Takarazuka Snow Troupe's slogan "Dossei")

Lily shouts "Gaha—!" (and falls to the ground. A reference to the classic "Abeshi" shout from Fist of the North Star when someone is defeated.)

Bell: "Lily—!"

Hestia: "Is this all you want to achieve in the end—! We can't let our guard down for a second!"

Will Welf's situation ultimately turn out this way?

"Well... it was something I had already expected."

Hestia: "And so, I will indeed refuse to support the monarch's affairs!"

Lily: "If that's the case, then Lady Hestia won't do either! After all, the outcome is obvious!"

"Well then, it seems it's my turn to make an appearance."

Winnie: "Playing house with fate!"

Hestia: "Yes, if it's a matter of fate, then Bell's treatment should be fair!"

Lily: "Hmm, from that perspective, you're quite competent."

Welf: "I only felt uneasy."

Haruhime: "So, my lord, what form should we take next?"

"Let me think... This is a rare opportunity, so let's experience what it's like to get closer to the truth—something I've never tried before."

Bell: "The truth...?"

"Yes, it's something like what the gods call 'daytime drama'."

"Damn it! I knew I had a bad feeling!" Welf thought.

"Ha ha ha~, you have to try things to know. Alright everyone, let's get started!"

(Transition)

Winnie: "Phew~, I'm full~!"

Lily: "Vinnie-chan, there's rice stuck to your face!"

Winnie: "Haha, thank you, Sister Lily!"

Welf: "Hmm..."

"Haa..."

Winnie: "Daddy...Mommy?"

"Did you go to that woman's place again?"

Lily: "Huh?!"

Welf: "This has nothing to do with you."

"How dare you say that! You actually went to that sly cat Hephaestus again!"

"Don't use that kind of language! Don't insult her! And I know perfectly well that you're the one using raising Winnie as an excuse to go to daycare and mess around with that guy named Yu Lei!"

"Please don't make such base assumptions! That person and I have nothing to do with each other..."

"Still?! You said 'still,' right?! Ha! The fox's tail is showing!" Welf exclaimed.

"I don't want to be told that by someone like you, who gets all filthy from that woman named Hephaestus every night!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" (Flips table)

Lily: "Huh?!"

Welf: "You frivolous woman! Those titles like 'Otaku Princess' and 'Group Relationship Destroyer' weren't for nothing! You really are a witch!"

"He earns little and is good-for-nothing! It's laughable that such a man would commit adultery! A blacksmith dreaming of becoming a musician? How long are you going to keep dreaming?!"

"It's too heavy! All the settings are too heavy! And the relationships are so confusing!"

Lily: "You two, calm down a bit..."

"Find that guy named Yu Lei! I'm going to beat him to a pulp!" Welf shouted.

The message reads, "If you're looking for that lord—Lord Bell Mikazuki—here he is!" (Bell is a transliteration of the Chinese character for "bell," used to correspond with "Takemikazuki.")

Bell: "Eh—?! Weren't you talking about Takemikazuchi-sama?!"

Welf: "Are you the one my wife is cheating on me with?!"

Bell: "No, that's not true!"

"Ah~, Lord Jonbei! Please tell my good-for-nothing husband how passionate we were last night~"

Bell: "What is this all about?!"

Hestia: "Zhong Beier Yu Lei Jun~, you already have me as your fiancée, but I never expected that even a married woman would..."

Belle & Lee: "A second affair has begun!"

(Duang! Someone bursts through the door)

Haruhime: "Hehehe~, so didn't I tell you, Lord Zhongbei, 'You should know when to stop playing with fire'?"

Bell: "Who is it this time?!"

Haruhime: "How annoying~, have you forgotten? Isn't she the courtesan Haruhime you slept with this evening?"

Bell: "Zhong Bell's lightning manipulation is so shameless—?!"

Haruhime: "Hehehe~, aren't we two in a relationship where we enjoy each other's bodies to the fullest? Not only that kind of thing, but also this kind of thing... as the saying goes—erotic matters."

Bell: "Erotic stuff! But definitely erotic in every way!"

Lily thought, "This...this lecherous fox! His acting seems to have really taken off now!"

Winnie: "Wife! Lover! Courtesan! — Extramarital Affair! Emotional Entanglement! Broken Family!"

Lily's learning ability here has inexplicably surged—?!

"Zhong Beier, stand at attention! I'll chop off your head!"

Bell: "I have absolutely no recollection of any of this?! Seriously, this is a fabricated attack on Lord Takemikazuchi!"

The order reads: "Lord Zhong Beier Yu Lei is having an affair... Lord Zhong Beier Yu Lei is having an affair... Lord Zhong Beier Yu Lei is having an affair... Lord Zhong Beier Yu Lei is having an affair."

Bell: "Huh?! M, Miss Life?"

"Ah, right, let's kill everyone. That way, Lord Zhongbei Yulei will belong to me alone..."

Bay & Lee are "broken?!"

He shouted, "Lord Zhong Beier Yu Lei, please move aside! You're getting in my way while I'm killing those guys!"

Hestia: "Then let's give it a try. It's just a mere cat that steals fish!"

Lily: "Lady Hestia, please stop adding fuel to the fire!!"

Welf: "You guys are talking complete nonsense!!"

Hestia: "Zhong Beier's Thunderclap is mine alone!"

Haruhime: "I'm the only one who has enjoyed your body to the fullest, right?"

He said, "It would be great if all the women in the world died..."

Lily: "Everyone's so into the role, they've gone berserk!"

Bell: "How are we going to handle this?!"