—In Ainz Ooal Gown's view, even if one wanted to retaliate against the two sneak attacks, sending a group of NPCs to cause trouble in the Slane Theocracy would have been enough. To establish a country directly for this purpose would be tantamount to starting a conflict with all the surrounding forces right away, which seemed a bit too reckless.
“…If possible, I wouldn’t want to be in such a rush, meow! Mr. Bones! But the current situation doesn’t allow us to lie low any longer! You know, the information about the Great Tomb of Nazarick has already been leaked during these two battles!”
Ferry rolled her eyes and complained, "...Although Demiurge had set up obstacles to teleportation magic in advance to prevent the enemy from escaping, and this did indeed lead to the complete annihilation of the invading enemy forces, they only discovered after the battle that the Slane Theocracy had been monitoring their invading forces with intelligence magic all along—meaning that the location and combat strength of the Great Tomb of Nazarick had already been known to the potential enemy."
"...Moreover, in these two one-sided battles, or rather massacres, our absolute advantage in combat power has been fully demonstrated. If the rulers of the Slane Theocracy are not stupid, they will certainly inform other countries and try to form a powerful alliance against us."
Miss Silver Dragon Lulutia added, "...Even if we do nothing, we will soon face a joint attack from the surrounding countries! Considering that the aura of the dead in the Great Tomb of Nazarick cannot be changed, it will inevitably be hated by the living. It would not be surprising if we become enemies with the whole world!"
"...So, rather than staying in the Great Tomb and passively taking a beating, it's better to take the initiative and seize the initiative in the war, right?"
Ainz Ooal Gown sighed with some distress, "...It seems that the only option is to launch the server as soon as possible and attract more players to expand the player base. However, you haven't done much advertising or promotion yet, have you? It seems you haven't even made a promotional video? If you launch the server now, how many players can you actually attract?"
"...We'll get the publicity work done quickly. The first version of the promotional video is basically filmed. All we need to do is add a background narration segment for you and the Great Tomb of Nazarick, and have old Cuenca, the male lead, add a few more shots, and that should be enough to reflect the situation. Hey? Where did that old cat Cuenca go?"
Firi answered, glancing around as she noticed that Kunkka, who had been with her just moments before, was nowhere to be seen. A little puzzled, she stopped a passing maid from the Great Tomb of Nazarick to inquire, and received an unbelievable answer:
"...Mr. Kunka? He was just taken to Steward Yarbede's room!"
Huh? Why did that slutty steward, Yarbed, act like a wild woman and drag Kunkara into the room?
Isn't she only in love with Ainz Ooal Gown?
Uh, wait a minute... it seems that Albedo right now... hasn't really fallen in love with Ainz yet!
Phil suddenly remembered a detail from before, and cold sweat, profuse sweat, and a waterfall of sweat poured down his face!
—Because on the eve of the shutdown of the [YGGDRASIL] game, Ainz was kept in the conference room by himself with various things and excuses and did not go to the [Throne Hall] at all, so he naturally did not have the opportunity to modify the character attribute settings table of the demon chief steward Albedo.
So, at this point, Albedo isn't as infatuated with Ainz as she was in the original OVERLORD manga; instead, she's a real slut!
Ironically, the old Cuenca, now known as the Tiger Man, while still possessing an adorable face, has an absolutely top-notch, muscular physique...
In the eyes of a slutty, uninhibited woman, should he be considered an "old hunk" or a "fake hunk"?
It's definitely going to be very chewy, right?
"...Uh, Mr. Ainz, do you have any magical devices here to monitor the interior of the Great Tomb of Nazarick?"
After calming down, Firi said to Ainz, "...I want to see what Albedo and Grandpa Kunkka are doing?"
"...Yes, there is, but spying doesn't feel right... Fine, since you insist, then let's take a look!"
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Meanwhile, in the exquisite boudoir of the Grand Mausoleum of Nazarick, the female steward Yalbed...
The old cat-man Kunka, wearing the Tiger Man badge, paced nervously back and forth in the pink-themed room, feeling his heart pounding.
In his youth, Cuenca was quite the ladies' man, having affairs with several women of different races. But after he got married, he settled down and stopped philandering, only occasionally sneaking off to the town's brothel for a visit behind his wife's back.
Later, as the years went by, old Cuenca, now older, could no longer afford to go to the brothels in Totoro Town, and he even found himself struggling to keep up with his catgirl wife, who was in the prime of her life. Naturally, he no longer had the desire to flirt with other women.
Until recently, after becoming a national news figure for his "sleepwalking Marvel world cat castration incident," the indignant old Cuenca, in order to prove that his organ was still intact, ignored the disapproving looks from his wife and children and once again visited the brothel in Totoro Town, attempting to regain his virility.
Who would have thought that because he was so old, he not only failed to show off his prowess in front of the prostitutes, but was also ridiculed for being weak and limp.
In short, it was a truly heartbreaking story that left old Cuenca both financially and emotionally drained, and also subjected to gossip and criticism!
Chapter 141, Kunka the Fierce Cat's Romantic Encounter
However, after following the little conman Phili into another world in his sleepwalking journey, old Cuenca found that his good luck seemed to have arrived!
First, he acquired a healthy and strong body (Tiger Man), and then, in a simple and honest mountain village, he single-handedly defeated a large group of thugs who attempted to massacre the village, displaying his superb skills and winning the villagers' gratitude and cheers of admiration.
—For almost the first time in his life, Cuenca truly experienced what it was like to be a hero.
Next, the adventure in the great forest allowed old Kunka to enjoy the thrill of defeating monsters as an adventurer for the first time in his life.
—In his memories here, old Kunkka seems to have deliberately ignored the scene where he was repeatedly whipped around by the tail of the cute mouse Cangzhu, and the fact that this giant Gaccaria hamster, formerly known as the "Forest Wise King" and now named "Cangzhu," was subdued by Ainz Ooal Gown.
Then, after he returned to the starting village (Great Tomb of Nazarick) in high spirits, even better things happened!
The beautiful housekeeper with an angelic face turned out to be a loose-fitting, uninhibited woman who seduced him with seductive eyes!
—A mere adventurer, with his valiant demeanor and robust physique, won the favor of a noblewoman, even becoming her intimate companion…
Old Cuenca had always thought these kinds of things were just made up in novels! He never expected that he would actually encounter such a thing!
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm this old and still get to enjoy such a beautiful woman!
Right now, this demonic housekeeper with black fallen angel wings is taking a bath in the small bathroom attached to her room. After she finishes, what follows will likely be a long, dark night, a lone man and woman, dry wood meeting a raging fire, their passion ignited…
Thump, thump, thump, thump.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm so excited, so excited, so excited!
In that instant, old Cuenca felt as if he were an old man suddenly bursting with youthful exuberance, his whole body surging with the joyful roar of hormones!
Soon, in a little while, very soon, I'll be able to enjoy the long-awaited pleasure of being with a beautiful woman!
Moreover, she was the most beautiful, top-tier woman he had never been with in his entire life!
It feels amazing to have a young and healthy body!
Is her name Yarbed? She has such a great figure! Her breasts and face are especially sexy!
Even those delicate curved corners are adorable!
Although the other party is a succubus, not only is her age a mystery, but her sexual experience is probably hundreds of times richer than the most slutty prostitute in Totoro Town. But what does it matter? Love between men and women is always just about the flesh, not some transcendent love of the soul!
Old Kunka, lost in thought, blushed deeply, puffing out hot breaths from his nostrils, almost meowing with excitement!
The next moment, the sound of running water from the bathroom next door stopped, and Albedo, wearing only a towel, appeared in the room with a smile, smelling of pleasant soap. "...Were you waiting long, my little kitty?"
“…No rush, no rush!” Although he was no longer a novice, old Kunka still said somewhat awkwardly.
Seeing the fluffy Kunka suddenly looking so nervous, Yalbed couldn't help but laugh.
Next, Albedo walked lightly up to him, smiled slightly, and kissed him.
In an instant, a delicate fragrance, like that of orchids, wafted towards him like a fountain, captivating Cuenca's mind.
The beautiful woman's soft humming was like a divine melody, driving him almost to the point of explosion and madness...
When the kiss ended and their lips parted, Cuenca was completely mesmerized and utterly defeated by the other's boundless charm.
"...So, do you like it? A strong little kitten?" Yarbed blinked and asked with a smile.
“…Oh!” Kunka could no longer utter any meaningful words, and could only take a deep breath and let out a meaningless sigh of satisfaction.
At this moment, all reason had vanished from Cuenca's mind, and like a wild beast, he was no longer able to think about anything.
He just writhed wildly, pinning Yalbed down on the bed, trying to seek more and more wonderful pleasure and joy...
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However, to the people spying on the room using magical artifacts, the scene unfolding was completely different.
—Right after Kunka's initial passionate kiss with Yarbed, he had already fallen under Yarbed's charm spell. Then, Kunka pounced on Yarbed's bed, pulled down his pants, and wriggled around in front of a rolled-up piece of cotton cloth, letting out bursts of pleasurable roars.
Meanwhile, after her bath, Yalbed casually changed back into a pure white long dress, pulled over a chair adorned with lace and brocade from a corner of the room, and watched with great interest as Kunka vented his frustrations alone under the covers in his hallucinations, while muttering his own comments under his breath.
"...Ahhh, so when beast-eared men are blinded by desire, they actually show such ugly and unsightly behavior!"
Tsk tsk, it's a shame that this person, as the chief guardian, has always stayed in the throne room and has no chance to meet suitable men, so I was actually looking forward to this kind of thing! I never expected that this big, fluffy cat would be so lewd when it's in heat!
And that thing is super short and has such poor durability, it's really disappointing!
Albedo commented, "...Should we try a pure human or an elf next time? Uh, or maybe try a girl?"
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"...Hahaha! Every succubus is a born illusion master. Getting into Albedo's bed won't be so easy!"
Seeing the scene on the magical mirror used to monitor the interior of the Great Tomb, where the old cat Kunkka was under an illusion and was attacking the blankets with his back bent, while Albedo sat aside and made disdainful comments, Ainz Ooal Gown couldn't help but feel a sense of schadenfreude.
After all, he had been a bachelor for so many years before his transmigration, and it was almost impossible for him to find a wife in the foreseeable future. Seeing those young, handsome men being pursued by women, he was bound to be filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred, and might even fantasize about picking up torches and gasoline.
So, when Ainz learned that the young heartthrob was just a false alarm, he was naturally overjoyed!
Phil, standing next to him, smiled in agreement, but a different thought was running through her mind.
"...Mr. Ainz, is there any footage of what just happened? I think we could perhaps add this romantic encounter to the game's promotional video."
Firi said to Ainz, "...If we just cut out the part before old Kunka fell onto the blanket, it should be quite exciting to watch."
"...Huh? You're even going to include adult content? I thought you guys were making an all-ages game!" Ainz Ooal Gown exclaimed in surprise.
"...Who says we don't make games for all ages?! This is our company's all-ages online game, marketed as having no taboos!"
Phil shrugged. "...We don't have any rating system for games or movies where we're from, we don't even have censorship!"
Chapter 142, The Overlord game is launched to great acclaim!
In the early autumn of that year, a rather novel piece of news suddenly spread throughout Totoro Town, causing a sensation and heated discussion.
With the encouragement of the temple and the authorities, the news quickly spread to nearby Meadowtown, Foothills, and the capital city of Thousand Sails.
As beautifully printed advertising flyers filled the air, many people learned about this unprecedented and novel event.
—Overlord, the world's first war adventure-themed online game, is about to launch its open beta in Totoro Town!
Thanks to the advanced concepts brought by the time traveler Phil and the great divine power of the goddess of sleep, the game industry in the Golden Dragon Kingdom skipped several development stages such as arcades and handhelds, and started directly from virtual reality games with 100% realism, which can be described as taking one step to the top!
Although most of the people who heard the news didn't understand what "opening a server" or "public beta" meant, or even what an online game was, it didn't stop them from being curious about the game "Overlord" as if it were anything new.
Especially among the followers of the god of sleep, after watching the trailer for the game "Overlord" in the god's dreamlike kingdom, at least six or seven out of ten were eager to try it out, feeling that their inner excitement had been touched.
—As mentioned before, the protagonist of this promotional video is the same person as the protagonist of the previous otherworldly adventure story, "The Cat Castration Story," the retired official Old Kunka whose reputation was ruined in his later years, "the most famous eunuch cat in the country this year"... But in this promotional video, Old Kunka is extremely fierce.
The promotional video begins with a bright sun, clear sky, and soothing music. The camera then suddenly pulls down to reveal the street scene of Totoro Town.
A moment later, the camera gradually zooms in, revealing an ordinary wooden house and the chubby, goofy face of the protagonist, the old cat-man Cuenca.
At this moment, old Kunka was lying on a rocking chair in his own backyard, lazily basking in the sun, while his cat ears perked up as he listened to his grandchildren playing games as adventurers, using small wooden swords, toy wands, and beanbags. A look of longing slowly crept onto his face.
Narrator: Although a monotonous and comfortable life can be considered a kind of happiness, you may occasionally want to seek some excitement and novelty.
Immediately afterwards, the scene shifted, the time changed from daytime to dusk, and the location changed from Old Kunka's house to the central square of Totoro Town. Old Kunka, trembling and leaning on his cane, emerged from the Adventurers' Guild's gate, holding a flyer advertising the game *Overlord*, and headed straight for the Temple of the Sleeping God across the square. After paying, he was led inside by a waiter.
Narrator: The Adventurers' Guild of Totoro Town and the Church of Hypnos present an alternate dimension dream adventure, giving you a chance to realize your dreams and participate in an adventure.
Next, the scene shifts to the world of Overlord, with the surface temple of the Great Tomb of Nazarick and the surrounding grasslands as the background. To avoid obstructing the view, Firi had Ainz Ooal Gown collect all the skeletons wandering around the Great Tomb of Nazarick before filming.
The once short, stout, and shaky old Kunka has transformed into a burly tiger-man, eight feet tall and as strong as an ox. Only his furry, drooping, comical face reveals his true identity. At this moment, the newly arrived old Kunka is happily hopping and skipping across the grassland, occasionally waving his shield and longsword, and then shouting at the blue sky to vent his joy at gaining a strong body.
Narrator: Whether you are old and frail, disabled, or physically weak, you can obtain a healthy and strong ideal body in other dimensions.
Next, the scene shifts to the Battle of Kahn Village.
In the burning village, old Kunka, adorned with the tiger-man's banner, gazed at the knights slaughtering the villagers ahead and roared triumphantly, "...Yaaaaah! You sinners have come at the perfect time! Taste the invincible iron fist of old Kunka! Come on, my companions, charge!"
Having said that, old Kunka didn't even bother to grab his weapon. He leaped out aggressively, brandishing his fists and charging left and right with wide, sweeping movements. One enemy cavalryman after another raised their swords and spears and charged at him, only to be knocked away one by one by his punch amidst his loud laughter.
Behind the invincible old Kunka, teammates like Firi, Lulutia, and Quark wield their wands, unleashing fireballs, lightning bolts, and acid arrows that leave enemy soldiers in front covered in blood and limbs flying everywhere. The final scene shows the surviving villagers of Carne, led by their village chief, kneeling and kowtowing to their savior in reverence. Old Kunka, meanwhile, stands with his arms crossed, looking triumphant and self-satisfied.
Narrator: Would you rather be a coward for the rest of your life, or try to be a hero? Even in another world? Even for just a few minutes?
The scene shifts again, this time to the lush and verdant Dowu Forest. There, old Kunka wields his battle axe, engaging in a fierce and exhilarating battle with a giant hamster known as the "Forest Wise King." The fight is evenly matched, filled with shouts and cries of excitement.
In the end, old Kunka, leaning on his battle axe, was panting but still had a smile on his face, seemingly having won a hard-fought battle. Meanwhile, the [Forest Wise King] lay dejectedly on the ground, his belly exposed in surrender. (Actually, it was a staged photo taken afterward.)
Narrator: As long as you have a firm belief, you will definitely succeed!
The scene shifts again, this time to the interior of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, in the pink boudoir of the female steward, Yarbeid.
The beautiful and elegant succubus steward, wrapped only in a bath towel, walked gracefully towards the flushed old Cuenca with a charming smile, offering him a sweet kiss… and then the scene ended there. As for what happened next, that's up to the audience's imagination…
Narrator: To be favored by a beautiful woman is a perk that the brave deserve.
The final scene returns to Totoro Town, where old Cuenca, now back to his original size, stretches and walks out of the Temple of Sleepyhead, beaming with the rising sun, and says with a smile, "...I love this feeling! I love playing this game of the brave."
Narrator: Ever since I played the game "Overlord"! Life has become more exciting because of it!
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In short, amidst the burning gazes of countless middle-aged and elderly men, Kunka, the retired old cat from Totoro Town, has once again become a sensation, becoming the most envied "elderly man with a happy sex life"... As for how old Kunka gets a feather duster and kneels on a washboard from his wife after returning home, that's another story...
However, the aftereffects were something that neither Phili nor Lulutia had anticipated, to the point that Phili couldn't help but complain about it.
"...How strange, meow! How come most of the customers who have come to sign up and pay to participate in the public beta these past few days are sneaky, shifty-eyed old men? And quite a few old men have even said they are willing to give us extra tips so that we can find them women in the other world? If this continues, will our cross-dimensional war adventure game turn into a 'Microsoft' old men's otherworldly womanizing and pleasure-seeking party?"
"...Let those old men who are still young at heart try to act young and pick up girls! As long as they get the players here, that's all that matters!"
The silver dragon, Lulutia, sighed, "...After all, the establishment of a nation at the Great Tomb of Nazarick can no longer be delayed!"
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