All my teammates online are my girlfriends

What should I do if Lin Qiu comes over now? Should I go along with it or take the initiative? Is it a little inappropriate to do it in the bathroom the first time?

The key is that Saki and the others are in the living room, and they're basically all there. If I don't keep my voice down, I'll be killed on the spot!

However, if he were to use force, it wouldn't be impossible.

Without protective measures, what if I get infected immediately? But it seems fine, I can just go back and tell my dad, and we can get everything done right away.

What should I name my child in the future...?

While Chen Xiao was lost in thought, Lin Qiu was seriously groping around in the bathroom, barely managing to find the cabinet by relying on his memory.

"Wait a minute, I think I'm almost there."

"It's okay, we can search a little longer."

"..."

Is there something strange about what you're saying?

Lin Qiu scratched his face without saying a word, squinting as he rummaged through the cabinet.

That's strange. Is the steam usually this thick when I shower? I can barely see anything. Could someone have tampered with it?

While searching for shower gel, Lin Qiu also noticed something was amiss.

And over in the living room...

"Clap."

Ye Ziyu's gaze faltered as she stared at the small piece of popsicle lying on the coffee table.

Why do I feel like someone is talking about me behind my back?

Am I overthinking it?

However, she didn't think too much about it. After quickly cleaning up the scene, she got up and headed towards the kitchen.

Since this popsicle was accidentally dropped, it's as if I didn't eat it at all. Let's just have another one.

I haven't had a popsicle in ages.

As she passed the kitchen, she subconsciously glanced in the direction of the bathroom, as if she had remembered something, and then clicked her tongue in understanding.

No wonder I felt like I'd forgotten something; it turns out something happened in the bathroom.

However, since Yunmo hadn't noticed, I decided not to get involved; it shouldn't cause any deaths.

Thinking of this, she felt even less burdened and lazily started rummaging through the refrigerator.

Just as she was searching for a new flavor of popsicle, a petite figure sneaked towards the bathroom and quietly pressed her ear against the door.

Before Qin Dan could overhear anything, a hand suddenly grabbed the top of her head, startling her so much that she trembled.

"Don't make a move! I was just passing by! Even if I wasn't just passing by, it was Ah Xuan who ordered it!"

"If this were a TV series, you would probably have been shot dead by me."

Qin Xuan, standing behind her, spoke expressionlessly. After releasing Qin Dan's crown, he grabbed her by the back of the neck.

"Let's get out of here quickly. If our eldest sister finds out what's going on here, none of us will have any peace."

"Hey—but what if that sister named Chen Xiao cheats on me!"

"With so many people outside, she wouldn't dare. On the contrary, if we stay here and get misunderstood, you'll never get to eat snacks again in your life."

"..."

Thinking about her older sister's increasingly ruthless nature, Qin Dan shuddered slightly, but ultimately chickened out.

Let's play it safe first. Brother Lin Qiu shouldn't be so desperate.

"Let's get out of here, it's too dangerous."

Qin Xuan urged her on, and Xiao Dan naturally didn't dare to linger, so she quickly slipped back to the living room.

But she ran away, and Xiao Xuan remained unmoved, watching her figure gradually disappear from sight before happily pressing his ear to the door.

Xiao Dan is still as easy to fool as ever; she believes even this kind of nonsense.

Lin Qiuge doesn't know how far things have progressed. If there's really some big commotion, he might even be able to record a short video for entertainment that night.

Did you hear anything?

"No, there doesn't seem to be any movement."

As soon as Xiao Xuan finished speaking, his body suddenly stiffened.

She quickly turned her head and saw Ye Ziyu standing beside her at some point, with a half-smile on her face.

After a moment of silence, Xiao Xuan decisively spoke up—

"Xiao Dan sent me."

"Alright, do you think I don't know what you two little girls are thinking? Don't worry about it too much, I just came to join in the fun."

While scooping up the newly found ice cream, Ye Ziyu explained, "We're all just watching the show, so let's not worry about it too much."

Seeing that the other party wasn't there to cause trouble, Qin Xuan breathed a sigh of relief and happily continued eavesdropping on the sounds inside.

Inside, Lin Qiu stared intently at the strange jar he had just found, a small note clearly attached to it—

"Son, this is all your parents can do to help you!"

369. Who's in charge in this family?

"This thing... seems a bit improper!"

Staring blankly at the small jar with the label deliberately torn off, and with the small label left by his parents, Lin Qiu instinctively sensed something was amiss.

Do my parents use this kind of thing all the time?!

Lin Qiu's eyes sharpened instantly, and just as he hesitated whether to try it on the squad leader, Old Chen, or Zi Yan, Old Chen's voice suddenly drifted over—

"did you find it?"

"Aww—found it! Wait a minute, the fog is too thick, I can't even see where I'm going."

Lin Qiu was so startled that her hand trembled. She quickly tore off the label, put the small jar back, and then picked up a bottle that felt more like a shower gel.

As soon as he picked it up, he felt something stick to his hand.

However, Lin Qiu didn't think too much about it and simply handed it towards the bathtub.

"Um... Old Chen, can you take this?"

Hearing this, Chen Xiao became even more nervous and tentatively reached out his fair arm.

Feeling his way through the misty fog, Lin Qiu couldn't help but swallow hard when he felt that still warm, smooth skin slide across the back of his hand.

Oh no, Old Chen's temptation level is incredibly high!

After Chen Xiao finally managed to grab the shower gel and pull back, Lin Qiu's wildly beating heart calmed down a bit.

"If there's nothing else, I'll head out now?"

"Won't you stay a little longer?"

Old Chen, what you're saying sounds so awkward.

"Well, I think I'd better go out first, otherwise it won't be good if I get discovered."

"Hmm? Hmm—well...okay, I guess."

At the crucial moment, Old Chen lost his nerve and didn't try to persuade him to stay.

Lin Qiu took a deep breath and, before Yun Mo noticed anything amiss, carefully slipped out of the bathroom.

Only after his vision returned to normal did he see the small note stuck to his hand—

“Son, I guessed that you, Yunmo, or someone else might chicken out at a crucial moment, so I switched the contents of that little jar with the shower gel.”

"You're welcome!"

"..."

Holy crap, Old Chen, stop right there! That shower gel is poisonous!!!

Just as Lin Qiu realized what was happening, he was about to turn around and knock on the door when Yun Mo's figure appeared beside him without warning. His expressionless face startled Lin Qiu so much that his heart stopped for a moment.

"What are you doing here?"

Yunmo crossed his arms and questioned him coldly.

I was only gone for a short while, and this guy actually dared to think about cheating! He's gotten so bold!

Lin Qiu was sweating profusely, and he was starting to panic.

Why hasn't that Nekosanchi guy given us a plot update?!

But as his gaze gradually shifted, he was shocked to see Mao Sanzhi, who had been knocked unconscious at the top of the stairs.

Her expression was one of agony, as if she had suffered extremely cruel torture before her death.

"Um... I was just passing by."

"Not bad, Lin Qiu. After being away on missions for a while, you've become bolder and bolder."

As Yunmo stared at Lin Qiu's guilty face, his killing intent toward Chen Xiao gradually intensified.

They keep trying to sneak a bite right under my nose. If this continues, they'll be devoured without me even noticing!

"Well, I was just worried that Old Chen might fall inside."

"Heh - perfect timing to go in and help out again, huh?"

"No, no, there are so many people here, you can ask Sakuma to go in and help."

“Come with me. There need to be some rules in this house.”

Yunmo grabbed Lin Qiu by the back of his collar with a blank expression and dragged him upstairs.

For the sake of future family harmony, it's necessary to let this guy know who's really in charge here!

Meanwhile, everyone in the living room watched Lin Qiu being dragged away in silence, feeling a chill creep into their hearts.

In any case, it's best not to do anything reckless at this time.

"Is Brother Lin Qiu going to die?"

"I don't think so... If my eldest sister were to betray her own family for the greater good, she would be left a widow."

Is this how it usually is in your family?

Cat Witch asked with a chill, "How could these guys be even more ruthless than I imagined?"

"You'll get used to it. The young couple will just bicker and pinch each other's waists, nothing serious."

On the contrary, Zezhi, who was standing to the side, was the most open-minded and muttered calmly.

This kind of thing is just something to watch for fun.

But in the very next second—

"Boom!!!"

A terrifying, heavy thud suddenly resounded, and everyone felt the entire building shake, their eyelids twitching uncontrollably.

Who just said this wasn't a big problem?!

Ze Zhi's lips twitched as she glanced at her phone. At this point, would she even be able to get a proper burial?

Did Lin Qiu's head get smashed open?!

"Hey, I saw in the news that a pretty good... snack shop opened nearby, wanna check it out?"

"Okay, okay, let's run!!"

Just as they stood up, a cushion suddenly fell from upstairs and landed heavily on the ground by the door, startling them so much that they sat back down.

"How about we sit a little longer?"

"Agreed, traveling around is quite tiring."

"I'm starting to regret coming along. I wonder if Yunmo will cause trouble for innocent people?"

"You'll see when you look over there."