They are still close to me today despite their negative feelings

When humans start to think, God can't help but laugh!

...The landmine woman's explosions were all interconnected; I should have broken her other leg back then.

Yay, do ki do ki literary club.

—I'll probably spend some time in clubs after school from now on.

Chapter 50: Senior Sister Wu Yuehua is Overwhelmed

How strange, I feel like I've suddenly become one of those unlucky guys who are forced to remarry immediately after getting divorced.

"Huh? Why? Doesn't our school not have a rule that participation in clubs is mandatory?"

An Yu raised his questions before I did.

Although it's not obvious usually, this guy is actually a habitual slacker. He joined the "Going Home Club" because he had to participate in club activities regularly.

"Let me explain."

Chen Di followed behind her senior and smiled wryly at me and An Yu.

"Actually, although we're asking you to join a club, it's just for show, so don't be too nervous."

“Our dean of students was investigated for abuse of power during the summer vacation and is currently suspended. The relevant investigation team needs to collect evidence in several stages, including an on-site inspection recently.”

Wait, how did this reason end up back to me?!

"Then, in order to deal with this inspection, restore the school's reputation, and let the investigation team see the comprehensive development path our school is taking, the faculty, student council and board of directors jointly decided to allow every student to participate in club activities during this period."

"So Ning Ruoyu, you and An Yu might have to find a club to be affiliated with."

Chen Di gave us a somewhat apologetic look.

Senior Wu Yuehua added in a similarly apologetic tone, "I'm sorry, I wasn't able to discuss this coercive decision with you... but the school has also faced scrutiny due to the issue with the Dean of Students, so we had to be a bit tough."

"Oh... It's alright, it's not your or Chen Di's fault, it's all that guy's fault for reporting and then shirking responsibility, right Ning Ruoyu?"

Ah yes, yes, yes... Here comes the guy who reports but doesn't take responsibility.

Although I was resisting with all my heart, I also understood that even Chen Di said so, and things were probably beyond repair.

"So, which club should we join? It's easy to find someone for An Yu, but for me, I might need your help to get a place and be listed."

I vividly remember the experience of being rejected one after another at the beginning.

"Speaking of this, I actually have an idea."

Senior Wu Yuehua said this.

No, no, don't even think about it. The moment humans start thinking, God can't help but laugh!

"Actually, I think that even though it's just a nominal position, it would be a waste of this rare opportunity to send the two of you to such a big club."

"Not a single bit is wasted! You should really ask that I be placed in a major club!"

I answered quickly.

"...And to be honest, even if it's just a nominal position, Ning Ruoyu, you don't seem to be accepted."

"Why?!"

How come my treatment has gotten even worse after I've worked so hard for six months?!

Before, everyone was terrified that I would actually join the club, but now it seems like even being a nominal member isn't allowed?!

Am I some kind of mobile game operator?!

"The basketball team... um..."

Senior Wu Yuehua said something that shocked me, in a manner that was difficult to articulate.

That rotten bitch Ling Qingxue!!

...She didn't cause any trouble; in fact, she was quite honest.

At the start of this semester, she withdrew from the basketball club, citing a broken bone and her attraction to me as reasons.

Attracted by me?! Hahaha, I laughed.

Nobody would believe something like that!

So, I transformed from a paramecium into a very bad and perverted paramecium.

Then every club spread rumors that the strange and indescribable Ning would respond to the call of the twisted thing, come to the side of the girl they cherish, and in a crawling, dark and damp manner, use the vicious curse "Hehehe, you don't want so-and-so to know, do you?" to control each pure girl to complete the transformation.

The controlled girl's eyes will sparkle with hearts, her skin will darken, and she will voluntarily leave the club to follow him.

Perhaps only the Gold Experience can rival it.

...I'll just have an SCP contain me.

In short, after Senior Wu Yuehua finished saying those words, I understood two things.

First, except in special circumstances, no normal organization would agree to my existence.

Secondly, ...the landmine woman's explosions were all interconnected. I should have risked turning against the gray industry and broken her other leg.

Although the risks are significant and may even prevent me from becoming a regular student, this is something I cannot tolerate.

Seeing the gleam in my eyes, Chen Di quickly waved his hand in front of me.

"Wake up, wake up. Calm down, calm down, think about that unfortunate kid, Ling Chuqing..."

Hearing this name instantly snapped me out of my fantasy of taking revenge on Ling Qingxue.

Well, from a certain perspective, there's something even more troublesome over there.

Ling Qingxue, you've been given a second chance at life.

"So, senior, what's your advice?"

Senior Wu Yuehua blushed slightly, looking a little embarrassed.

"Actually, this might also be a bit of my own selfish motive—I hope you can join those clubs that don't have enough members. For those clubs that are about to disband due to a lack of members, I think this is a win-win situation."

"Hmm, that's true~"

An Yu stood to the side, deep in thought.

"...You're not worried about not being able to get your name listed, so what are you anyway?" Feeling cheated but unable to fight back, I snapped at her in a bad mood.

"What are you saying! We're all unaffiliated members, shouldn't we stand together in this situation?" An Yu puffed out his cheeks slightly.

"So, president, which clubs are disbanding because they don't have enough members?"

“Originally, there were two clubs that didn’t have enough members, and one of them has already disbanded.” Senior Wu Yuehua glanced at me, and I nodded. “And now, it’s the only club in our school facing this risk.”

"—It's the literary society."

Yay, do ki do ki literary club! Who's in charge of hanging themselves and who's in charge of seppuku?

...No, how could a large literary society like this have fallen to this state?! Have its members really become disposable commodities?

"Hey! The Literature Club! I've always been somewhat interested in it!!"

An Yu, on the other hand, looked excited.

"Really?" The senior student was also a little curious.

"Really, really, because I have a novel I really love called 'The Moonlight Tonight Is Like Last Night'! It's so well-written! Have you read it, senior?"

"Huh?... Ah, ah, that... I, I've seen a little bit of it, haven't I?"

The senior student visibly wavered, and even her usually serious expression almost crumbled.

"You only read a little bit? Did you only read a little bit and not finish reading it?!" An Yu looked incredulous.

"Actually, I guess I've finished reading it! Yes! It was the kind of reading I did during my free time in the library, so it was a bit fragmented!"

"...What a pity! If I have the chance in the future, I'll lend you the one from my family!"

"Excuse me, your place should be here with me."

“I have several more!” An Yu said proudly.

Please leave the senior student alone; her face is practically as red as a crayfish. There's no way to hide the color on her face with the glow of the setting sun.

Chen Di watched silently with a smile.

"Let's get back to the point," the senior student said, trying to take control of the conversation.

"The way the literary society has become is actually related to my immaturity."

"Huh?" An Yu tilted his head.

"...Although it has never been announced to the public, I am actually the president of the literary society."

Ah, it's you, Monica.

Senior Wu Yuehua said in a self-reproachful tone.

"After taking over as president, I arbitrarily stipulated that 'members must participate in literary creation every month' without considering the actual situation."

"Back then, I was completely immature. I turned what should have been a voluntary and interesting activity into a burden and a job for everyone. Many children left, and the community gradually became an empty shell."

"As for myself, I was busy with student council work and debate team competitions, so I didn't make the changes in time. By the time I realized it, the last member had already submitted his/her resignation application."

"I regret it when I think about how the club that my seniors entrusted to me has turned out like this. So even though I was the only member of the Literature Club last semester, and I met the relevant performance and assessment requirements, I wanted to wait for a new opportunity."

I saw the recruitment notice for the literary society at that time, but I naturally assumed it was a big club and didn't submit my resume at all.

“Until last week, some new children were willing to join the literary club. I hope to take this opportunity to use everyone’s strength to at least show a new look for the club. Of course, those mandatory rules within the club will no longer exist. I just hope that you will be willing to participate in activities occasionally.”

“…Ning Ruoyu?”

An Yu turned her head and looked at me expectantly, as if asking for my opinion.

“I also occasionally go over to help out,” Chen Di added.

"Junior, I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble. This club invitation was also my selfish act. If you're not willing, I'll personally vouch for you and get you listed under another club. So don't feel too pressured."

Senior Wu Yuehua also looked at me.

"...If it's just an occasional visit, where we can drink tea, chat, and slack off, is that alright?"

I finally couldn't resist the sincere looks in their eyes. And if I had to join a club anyway, it really wouldn't make a difference.

"While I don't want to agree from the perspective of the student council president, as the club president—of course I can. Welcome to the newcomer."

Senior Wu Yuehua smiled gently, "Of course, it would be even better if this could spark an interest in literary creation!"

"Let's just leave these things to fate, hahaha..."

I laughed it off.

And so this private little meeting after school came to an end.

...By the way, because I missed the family meeting, my parents couldn't resist Ning Ruoxin's unusually willful request and agreed to let her move in with me.

The universe didn't explode, but my life living alone is going to explode.

With this thought in mind, I regretted it once again the moment I pushed open the door to the literature club room the next day.

So what if my sister moves in? When bad luck strikes, it can have a chain reaction!

Sitting on the sofa in the room, the girl who was reading a book slightly raised her eyes, glanced at me with her azure eyes, and then looked back at the book.

She didn't greet me, as if she felt it was unnecessary or uninteresting.

But I'm really interested in her.

—Hello, hello, isn't this my client?

...What should I do? This feels so complicated. I really want to quit the company.

[Next chapter preview: "Is this really such a rude mouth?"]

"...An interesting woman~"

"...It feels different from what I imagined."

—This atmosphere just doesn't seem friendly at all!

Chapter 51: The First Meeting of the Literary Society's Slacking-Off Gang