I really didn't want to burn it.

However, Ritsuka didn't see that, in the shadow of the torch, the corner of Li Ang's mouth curved into the Nike logo.

"Plan pass~"

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Chapter 19 Ying Zheng: They're all trash

In fact, in many ways, Attila does not fit the Hunnic concept of a holy woman.

First and foremost is her mount.

The Huns didn't know that Attila rode an alien sheep at Christmas, but no matter what breed of sheep it was, it was still a sheep.

Among the Xiongnu, herding sheep was something only the lowest-ranking tribes did.

In the original history, Su Wu was sent by the Xiongnu to herd sheep, which was an insulting punishment in itself.

Secondly, Attila's appearance did not quite meet the Hunnic people's aesthetic standards.

There's no way around it; the living environment on the grasslands is harsh, so when they choose women, they prioritize functionality over appearance.

To put it simply, people on the grasslands prefer women with large hips who are fertile.

The aesthetic values ​​of the lower classes also influenced the upper classes. The nobles of the Xiongnu also pursued beautiful women with high looks, but the size of their buttocks was the most important criterion.

Well, Attila is a real disappointment.

King is known for his flat-chested figure in FGO. In Fate/EXTELLA, Zabiko even described him as a cutting board slide.

Keep in mind that this was Attila, the colossal giant, whose size was still so regrettable.

Not to mention Attila's situation at Christmas.

If I had a choice, I'd probably choose a mature woman with a big butt to be my saintess.

The Xiongnu shaman following behind Li Ang thought to himself.

Unfortunately, circumstances are beyond his control. The Grand Preceptor of the Upper Kingdom has already hinted that he must obey the brown-skinned girl. If he doesn't comply, he will really die.

"Zhou Bo, you're taking Attila and that other guy with you..."

"Your Excellency, my name is Tu Wu."

Seeing Li Ang pointing at him, the shaman Tu Wu quickly moved closer.

"You three gather all the surrendered Xiongnu and tell them to lay down their weapons and stop causing trouble. I'll decide what to do with them after this war is over."

"Here."

Zhou Bo nodded decisively.

"Attila-chan, you should come along."

Ritsuka was also worried about Li Ang. What if this villain (in Ritsuka's eyes) committed further killings afterward?

"Yes, Master Imperial Master."

Tuwu Shaman finally saw a glimmer of hope, and he eagerly followed Zhou Bo and Attila to do their work.

In Li Ang's eyes, Zhou Bo was undoubtedly the one who did the real work, Attila was just a mascot, and Tu Wu was just a yes-man who only knew how to nod and bow.

[Host, you don't seem to like that shaman very much~ Is this some kind of ideological battle between the buttocks faction and the leg faction?]

After a night of silence, the mourning system resumed its usual banter.

“That’s completely untrue.” Li Ang curled his lip. “If you really want to talk about it, I wouldn’t refuse to give you my ass.”

Indeed, host, you are simply lustful.

"You're being too blunt."

Li Ang lowered his voice and complained to the system.

"I'm just straightforward, so what?"

Li Ang then noticed that Ritsuka had come to his side. She was pouting, seemingly expressing her dissatisfaction with Li Ang.

I didn't even speak to her, okay? Don't flatter yourself!

Li Ang glared at Ritsuka with a sidelong glance.

Ritsuka continued to question Li Ang: "Li Ang, you are too cruel! You actually wanted to kill those who were not prepared to resist!"

That's completely untrue. Even if you don't come, I don't intend to kill the prisoners.

"Why would my Mashu fall for a villain like you?"

"When you say that, at least think about the reputation of your descendants!"

Li Ang finally couldn't help but retort.

Then he received a look of disdain mixed with suspicion from Ritsuka.

Li Ang rubbed his temples, unsure how to answer Ritsuka.

He couldn't very well tell Ritsuka that he just wanted to borrow her family's Heroic Spirit to better control the Huns, could he?

Putting aside the situation just now, Li Ang simply didn't have time to communicate with Ritsuka.

Li Ang doubted whether Ritsuka would obey his commands.

After all, his idea was to reform the Xiongnu people, and this approach might not necessarily be agreed upon by the kind-hearted Ritsuka.

So Chaldea should just stick to producing Servants as mascots; a tool should act like a tool.

as well as……

"I have absolutely no relationship with your junior. Please don't associate her with me, especially not with me in a romantic way. Thank you."

"Then give my junior back to me!"

"No, I'm afraid if I give it back to you, that white-haired guy behind you will snipe me with his spiral sword."

"You still say you have nothing to do with Mashu-chan!"

“I $d%*f@qa＆^…”

Li Ang realized that he had absolutely nothing to talk about with this stubborn little sister.

Since we're running out of things to talk about, how about we scare her away with something about boys and girls? This kind of innocent girl just looks fierce on the outside; if you tell her your untold stories about Greek girls, she'll definitely run away.

"..."

This funeral system is beyond saving.

Li Ang came to this conclusion.

"Where are we going?"

Seeing Li Ang walking silently in a certain direction, Ritsuka finally couldn't help but ask a question.

"In the commander's tent, it's time to settle accounts with the culprit."

"Huh? Isn't that His Majesty..."

Ritsuka quickly covered her mouth halfway through her sentence, afraid that she would reveal the secret.

"What do you want to say?"

Seeing that Ritsuka's expression was strange, DD immediately questioned her.

"Nothing, nothing at all."

Ritsuka waved her hands repeatedly.

But her sudden change from lively to quiet and withdrawn was obviously suspicious.

Li Ang guessed that Ying Zheng was probably over there, but he didn't say it out loud.

Ying Zheng has already been summoned; Li Ang should not know this yet.

In an eerie silence, the group arrived at the main tent of the Xiongnu army.

By this time, the area was already surrounded by Qin generals. Regardless of their rank, they all stared at the tent with strange expressions, as if they had seen a ghost.

"what happened?"

Xiang Yu stepped forward, and said hesitantly, "Father... never mind, you should go in and see for yourself."

"If you say it, you haven't said it yet."

Even so, Li Ang already knew who was in the main tent.

Ritsuka guessed it too; she covered her face with her hands and let out a desperate sound.

"Oh no, His Majesty didn't have time to leave."

Red A and Ritsuka have completely different opinions.

"He definitely did it on purpose."

Even if they really can't leave, won't they just become spirits?

"Well, that's fine... Mast, go check on those two."

Red A quietly signaled to his Master to follow.

Li Ang strode into the tent and immediately spotted Ying Zheng sitting in the center.

On the ground of the large tent lay two people in extremely strange positions.

One of them was lying face down on the ground, while the other was lying on his side.

Because he couldn't see their faces, Li Ang couldn't immediately determine whether they were still alive.

[Tsk tsk... A captain, a Yamcha. Host, stop looking, they're definitely dead.]

"Don't persecute Yamcha and the leader so casually."

Li Ang expressed deep sympathy for the two who had been persecuted.

"You're too late."

Ying Zheng said to Li Ang.

Because I simply couldn't muster the expression that said, "I'm genuinely surprised, but for the sake of the Imperial Advisor's dignity, I must quickly suppress my surprise."

Li Ang decided to simply keep his expression blank and deal with Ying Zheng with a calm face.

He scratched his head and sat down next to Ying Zheng.

"Well, it took a while to process the prisoners."

"Huh? Aren't you... surprised?"

Ritsuka thought Li Ang would yell and shout.

"There is some truth to it, but I had a feeling this would happen when you took my jade pendant and Mash's shield."

Li Ang's tone was slightly mocking.

"You actually know that shields can summon heroic spirits... Just how far have you fooled my junior?"

"I only inquired about it after the shield went missing."

Leon would never admit that he knew the shield's function all along, otherwise his use of Chaldea as a tool would be exposed.

"Enough, Li Ang. I'm waiting for you here, not to listen to you and my master flirting."

Ying Zheng's tone was ambiguous, seemingly seizing an opportunity to mock, but in reality...