I really didn't want to burn it.

then--

Li Ang easily pinched the long sword with two fingers.

"what?!"

The other party was taken aback.

Li Ang laughed.

"Hey, isn't this the beef ball that's ready to drink right out of the bottle, nicknamed 'Nutritional Express'?"

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P.S.: These are such cute beef balls, I really want to pat their heads! (,,??ω?)ノ"(?っω?｀.)

Chapter 200 Li Ang: I Want to Be the Big Boss Again

As a pure and upright samurai, Ushiwakamaru had no idea how obscene the phrase "drink immediately after opening the lid" was, nor did he know that "Nutritional Express" did not refer to a smoothie drink rich in nutrients.

However, none of this diminishes Ushiwakamaru's negative attitude towards Li Ang.

"Your body is being suppressed... So, you really are the person Fujimaru-dono was talking about, aren't you?"

Ushiwakamaru tried to pull out the sword twice, but couldn't. So she simply changed her strategy and twisted her body to kick Li Ang in the chest.

Li Ang released the blade he was holding and dodged backward at lightning speed.

Without aerial support, Ushiwakamaru had no choice but to jump to the ground.

A height of tens of meters is almost a death trap for humans, but it's really nothing for heroic spirits.

Li Ang then gracefully floated in the air in an S-shape before hovering above Ushiwakamaru.

"I'm not quite sure how Ritsuka described 'that person,' but I guess it was me."

Ushiwakamaru spat and said, "Fujimaru-dono said you're a scumbag who destroys humanity, is despicable and shameless, a liar, and likes to play with girls' feelings, but then you deny everything after you've done your job!"

"..."

[Haha, that's a great description, so vivid and descriptive! Host, aren't you exactly like that?!]

Li Ang disdainfully moved the pop-up window of the mourning system aside, letting it run wild.

"Seriously... these brats are truly something else; if you don't discipline them for three days, they'll be climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles..."

Li Ang made a decision: the next time he saw Ritsuka, he would definitely put that girl on his lap and spank her hard.

Li Ang swore that if he didn't make her cry, he wouldn't be a Li!

"Young lady, I feel like there's some misunderstanding between us."

Li Ang rubbed his temples helplessly, looking like he was in a difficult position.

"Heh, what's there to say about scum like you?"

Ushiwakamaru took a step forward and placed his hand on his waist.

"I still need to explain a little bit."

Considering his reputation among the Heroic Spirits of Chaldea, Leon spoke up.

He hadn't forgotten that he had several girls with whom he had ambiguous relationships in Chaldea.

"I have absolutely nothing to say to someone as heretical as you!"

Feeling mocked, Ushiwakamaru's spider-like blade gleamed coldly in the sunlight.

"First of all, I am not a scumbag."

Li Ang shrugged.

Do you think I'd believe that?!

Ushiwakamaru was so angry he wanted to chop this eyesore to pieces.

wrong.

The young female warrior has already attacked.

Bah!

Li Ang blocked Ushiwakamaru's knife with one finger.

"Secondly, the destruction of humanity has nothing to do with me; I'm just an unlucky person who got dragged into it."

Li Ang continued to explain.

But Ushiwakamaru didn't seem to want to hear his answer, and the other party slashed at him again.

"Thirdly, I, the Imperial Preceptor Li, act with integrity and uprightness; how could I be considered despicable and shameless?!"

Li Ang's fingers moved rapidly, blocking every strike of Niu Ruomaru's sword.

"Finally, I didn't just disappear after sleeping with her. I'm very responsible; all the women I've slept with are still at my house. Except for that certain Miss Wang, the black-clad knight on horseback."

Li Ang pressed his finger against the blade and announced to Ushiwakamaru.

[Host, do you know what you're doing?]

"I wanted to do this when I was cosplaying Goku fighting Trunks."

[The system means that you, host, are provoking the other party.]

"Is that so?" Li Ang raised an eyebrow slightly, looked at Ushiwakamaru, and asked, "Did you hear my explanation?"

"You guy!"

Ushiwakamaru always thought she was good at enduring things, but today she realized just how annoying a person can be.

Unable to suppress her impulse any longer, she leaped high into the air and slashed at Li Ang with her sword.

"They're clearly enemies, what are they trying to say?!"

Those eyes, framed with red eyeshadow, were fixed on Li Ang, ready to suddenly change their move when he extended his finger.

However, Li Ang did not move an inch until the moment before Ushiwakamaru's Spider Cutter struck Li Ang's head.

"what happened?"

Ushiwakamaru sensed something was wrong, but it was too late to sheathe his sword.

Just before Spider Cutter could touch him, Li Ang subtly shifted his body, and Ushiwakamaru's full-force slash missed Li Ang's nose.

Without pausing, Li Ang's finger traced the back of the Spider Slicer's blade and landed between the two red dots on Ushiwakamaru's forehead.

"too slow."

Li Ang said with a smile.

"cut!"

Niu Ruomaru gritted his teeth, leaned back to dodge Li Ang's fingers, and tried to draw his sword and retreat.

He was a legendary military commander in Japanese history, and despite not being able to fly, he was still able to perform various agile maneuvers in the air.

"not bad."

Li Ang expressed his praise.

“My teacher is a tengu!” Ushiwakamaru sneered. “I have plenty of experience dealing with enemies in the air!”

"Then continue."

Li Ang was seized by a playful impulse.

Anyway, he didn't need to command the ground monsters' attack, and he didn't have the task of breaking through the city walls.

Since that's the case, Li Ang felt there was nothing wrong with playing around with these followers.

After all, it's rare to summon a Servant of the Savior class, so I can easily defeat these Servants.

It will be difficult to find another opportunity to "spar" with noobs like this next time.

Snapped!

Li Ang flicked his finger across the blade of the Spider Cutter.

"Well……"

The immense impact forced Ushiwakamaru to plummet to the ground like a cannonball.

Braving the powerful wind pressure, Ushiwakamaru opened his eyes after landing to confirm Li Ang's location, only to find that the other man's head was sticking out between his legs.

"Ah! Pervert!"

Ushiwakamaru let out a rare scream, and slammed the hilt of his sword down on Li Ang's head.

"Tsk, tsk."

Li Ang pursed his lips and quickly ascended into the sky before being hit.

Boom!

Ushiwakamaru made a solid crater in the ground.

"You pervert..."

Ushiwakamaru used the spider-cutting technique to stand up from the ground. Ignoring the dust on her body, she looked at the sky with a mixture of shame and anger.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just conducting academic research."

Li Ang waved his hand insincerely.

"That's it," he added.

"Not revealing at all? Are those two curtains held together by suction cups?"

Click.

Li Ang seemed to hear the sound of something breaking.

"Heavens...heavens...heavens..."

"Tenten? You're playing Naruto?"

"May God punish you—you bastard!"

Ushiwakamaru entered a frenzied state, shouting and leaping into the air, the tip of her knife aimed straight for Li Ang's heart.

Li Ang dodged Ushiwakamaru's thrust with a somersault, and used the momentum of the spin to flip himself onto the back of Spider Cutter's blade.

“Oh dear, young lady. This is very serious academic research. Your clothes have been bothering me for thousands of years. At least let me know about them.”

Li Ang's eyes were incredibly sincere, without a trace of lewdness; he genuinely wanted to know how Ushiwakamaru's clothes worked.

How did Ushiwakamaru's seemingly 15+ but actually 18+ outfit come to the point of infuriating Newton? Was it due to the unique design of the garment itself, or did Ushiwakamaru himself use magic to suppress it?

This has stumped many FGO players.

Therefore, how can Li Ang's question be considered ghs?

Even if it's sexually suggestive, it's academic sexually suggestive. It's academic work, there's nothing shameful about it.

"You think you're right to be a scoundrel?!"

Ushiwakamaru was furious. She gripped the hilt of the knife tightly and pulled back with all her might, trying to pull the knife out.

As a result, Li Ang tapped the knife with his foot, causing the Spider Cutter to plummet downwards.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Li Ang extended his knee and struck Ushiwakamaru in the face.

"Fine, since Beef Ball doesn't want to answer, I'll figure it out myself."

Since the other party wasn't cooperating, Li Ang decided to just knock Ushiwakamaru unconscious and examine her carefully.

Seeing Li Ang's knee rapidly enlarging in his eyes, Ushiwakamaru simply abandoned his sword and reached out to strike Li Ang's knee.

"My name is Niu Ruowan!"