[Zhao Camera: ?]
[Dan Heng: ...]
[My only love is Banana Baby: ?]
[Charika: Plenty of bananas!]
[Banana Blossoms Bring Wealth and Prosperity: Humor]
[Banana Blossom Jam (Effortful Version): Hahahahahaha]
[Banana Blossom Sauce (Effortful Version): Zhao Camera. Your friend is hilarious.]
[Zhao's camera: I'm not familiar with her!]
This was just a small, abstract experiment within the newbie group in the game.
But in reality...
This scene was witnessed by players across the entire universe!
Fortunately,
Recently.
Xing's thick skin has been greatly honed!
Moreover, it is still in a state of disguise.
Unlike before, the executions were not carried out publicly.
It's still acceptable.
"The plot can't possibly get any more abstract than this, right..."
Xing muttered to himself.
Keep reading.
The three train crew members strolled around Origami University.
In front of the teaching building.
There's a TV set there making a peace sign!
of course.
It is not a television set in the literal sense, but rather a member of a troupe that specializes in television sets.
Instead of a smiling face, the screen displayed a picture of a monkey baring its teeth.
This unique little thing naturally attracted the attention of the train crew.
"What is this thing?!" March 7th took a half step back.
[The Dream Theatre Troupe! Let's fight!]
Xing made an attacking motion.
"Did I scare you? Sorry! I'm Banana Assistant 416, in charge of welcoming the new students!"
"Zhu Jiao...do you mean teaching assistant?" March 7th asked.
"This is *Banana Language*! Now all the students love sleeping on the banana monkey, so we faculty and staff have done our homework and specially changed the banana shape!"
"Why are the faculty members of Origami University the Dream Theatre?" Danheng asked.
"This student may not know this, but during the school anniversary celebration, most of the teachers were participating in academic seminars, so the principal entrusted the Dream Theatre Troupe to fill the teaching vacancies."
Zhu Jiao 416 patiently explained,
"Don't worry, the *banana teachers* are equipped with the memories of senior teachers, so their *banana learning* level is absolutely reliable—but there's no rush to learn yet, let's all have a blast at the Rainbow Dream School Anniversary celebration!"
"Of course, I have no intention of studying properly!" March 7th said matter-of-factly.
…………
Origami University in action.
Many student gamers were increasingly disheartened as they watched!
"What kind of logic is this?!"
"Even if there's a shortage of teachers, you can't let someone like this fill in, right?"
"Is our school completely finished? We can't even find a single decent teacher?"
"Origami University has fallen."
"Is it too late for me to run away now?"
"I can run away, but I'm not going to live with a meme virus for the rest of my life!"
"Damn it, I get so angry just seeing the Sleeping Banana Monkey now. I'm going to go and overturn that stall that sells Sleeping Banana Monkeys!"
however.
What made the Origami University students even more desperate was yet to come!
The school anniversary opening ceremony has begun.
The acting principal slowly walked onto the stage.
"Hello, students—or rather, hello, bananas!"
Standing in the center of the stage.
It was a person wearing a giant monkey head mask.
He introduced himself in a nonchalant manner.
"I am Professor Primmont. Of course, you can also call me by the more popular name—*Professor Banana*!"
"Haha, were you all startled? Don't worry, I'm not stupid or crazy. The reason I came on stage in this outfit is simply to show the new students the atmosphere of Origami University—"
"Beautiful dreams, colorful ideals, and freedom!"
……
"Even the principal has fallen for it?"
"Origami University is completely ruined (sad)."
"I hereby declare that Origami University will henceforth be renamed Monkey University!"
"I'll laugh at anyone who goes to origami university for the rest of their life."
"These students have a lifetime of joy!"
"Principal, please stop this supernatural power!"
"If things continue like this, this university is doomed..."
……
Jiao Shou sighed.
"Alas, what a beautiful wish. But I heard that it has become an empty word now. Everyone is so busy with their studies that they can't even lift their heads and have no time to look up at the starry sky of their dreams."
"My schedule is completely full for the entire semester, I'm living a monotonous life, the graduation defense is too tough, and I can't even write my thesis..."
"Students, this is not right. This is absolutely not how young people from this land of dreams should behave. So today, I have some good news to tell you—"
"After discussion, the teaching and research group unanimously decided to cancel all courses and exams this semester; students can earn credits simply by participating in the school anniversary celebration!"
"Really?!" the students exclaimed in surprise.
"Yes, don't doubt your ears. Young people, freedom—that's what Origami University wants to teach you."
"Leave your studies and life worries behind, and freely express your personality. Bring the things you love, like this sleeping banana monkey, to every corner of the campus!"
Welcome to the Colorful Dream School Anniversary Celebration! Dreams are colorful, ideals are free—!
These words clearly stirred up the atmosphere of the entire room.
All the students joined in chanting, "Beautiful dreams, colorful ideals, free spirits!"
"The atmosphere at this school is just amazing!" exclaimed March 7th.
……
"what??"
"This is a science fiction movie!"
"You must be a follower of the Zhou emperor!"
"???...Something's not right...or am I just too serious...?"
"Why didn't I have such good things when I was in school?"
"You pulled this on me right after graduation, huh?"
"Isn't this a huge leap forward?"
"I get it, it's Brother Zhou Tian in disguise!"
……
Off stage.
Seeing this kind of plot!
All the students were excited!
"Please forgive me for speaking too loudly just now..."
"If you do it this way, I will really support you."
"Our Origami University needs talents like you!"
"This acting principal, he's probably quite old and doesn't understand what's trendy. He just saw that there were little monkeys sleeping on banana leaves in the school, so in order to blend in with the students, he put on a monkey headgear. I'm so upset!"
"As soon as Jiao Shou gives the order, we will immediately support you to become the official principal!"
"Origami University, the best school!"
"Our school is thriving!"
…………
In the laboratory.
Jiao Shou saw a dramatic reversal in his reputation both inside and outside the game.
A sudden flash of inspiration struck me!
A spark of intellect flashed!
He realized!
This is the perfect opportunity!
I had already prepared the corresponding image!
right now,
Conversely, they can leverage the positive reception of "Honkai Impact: Star Railroad" to solidify their own position!
then.
Then, secretly accelerate the progress of this experiment!
It is not too late.
He acted immediately!
With the help of memory quality.
He quickly arrived at the Origami University site.
Jiao Shou naturally noticed this as well.
In front of the stage.
Those two sea patrol knights are sitting there!
Jiao Shou sneered inwardly.
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